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How much better would SAO be if it was about an international server?

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How much better would SAO be if it was about an international server?
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>almost 2017
>still no good 'trapped in a video game' anime
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>>149538761
Why you want Kirino to be a waiter? And foreign?
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It would be worse. There'd be a bunch of fat and ugly weebs.
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>loads of BRs and cyka blyats who don't understand the message from the GM and basically end up being the equivalent of ingame bandits/berserkers
>kids and NEETs from other shitholes who just up and die from starvation/dehydration in the real world because there wasn't anyone to get them out of their rooms
>yuro and murrican SJWs who actively try and stop people from doing anything because they only want to get out and file a lawsuit for emotional trauma
Could be nice
Would still have to fix the main problem of SAO and not center everything around Kirito unless he was written drastically different
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>>149538761
That'd turn it into a "other countries are evil" nipponwank.
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>Brazilians
god no
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>>149539055
jajaja o yes
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>>149539088
get off 4chan Raul
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>>149539055
hue hue hue
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>>149538761
>no one is begging for free stuff
That's not an accurate depiction of mmorpgs.
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Oh but then you'd have a bunch of Americans going around on PK sprees.
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>>149539138
gib me monay plox
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>>149538832
I'll make a fucking Darkest Dungeon MMO anime JUST FOR YOU ANON.

GET READY FOR SUFFERING!
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>>149538761
me on the right RPing as a loli with my RP nee-chan with a dick
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>american mmo zone chat

n-no thanks
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>>149539170
>it's an everyone dies, AGAIN episode
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>>149539206
>Literally wading through corpses on the way to the boss fight
>girl notices that a similarly looking corpse has a nice ring
>takes it.
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>pinoy
>russian
>peruvian
>straya
Shitfest
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It would have made SAO somewhat interesting, and we can't have that. Now, to be honest, I liked the series when I first started watching it, and I thought it might be good. Turns out I was way wrong, but I did find some enjoyment in it at first.
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>>149539300
>trying too hard to fit it
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>>149539338
he's right though
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>>149538761
It'll end with the foreign girls who want Kirito's dick transferring over to his city for no reason after the whole incident is over.
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>>149538761
BR?
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>>149539371
tips fedora
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>>149539300
>I liked the series when I first started watching it, and I thought it might be good

Give the reboot a shot.
>>149529240
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>>149538761
>system takes biometrics of your body size before play
>Literally a shit ton of fat-asses
>Also a TON of people over 6'2 built like fucking grenadiers.

Is Kirito ready to get cucked? I mean, it won't be long before the little boy whore with the sword has to square up against fucking brigands who are taller than a gary oak and tougher than an overcooked lambchop and take his short af girl for a short backwoods rutting.
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>>149538761
Paheal buff po please
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Wasn't the game sold physically at Japanese stores only in a limited print run of 10,000 copies? At least that's what I recall from the LN. Maybe Heathcliff didn't want too many people in his game, but it still seems like a bad business decision to have no digital distribution.
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>>149539593
This might be news to you, but in East Asia generally girls prefer slender pretty boys (see: literally every otome game and shojo manga ever)

Hell even in the West lots of girls go for that (see Twilight)
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>>149539593
Except that it would only be for appearance, not reflect into in-game stats.
Kirito goes for 3/2 STR/DEX, and he grinds all day long so no other 3/2 character will overpower him, and 4/1 wouldn't be ever able to catch up to Asuna (And if Kirito outlevels them by more than 4-to-3-ratio, he still beats them in strength)
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>>149538761
Hue? Hue bablo éspanjo?
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>>149539875
>fujoshit/otaku girl shit in any way indicative of what nip girls prefer
Kek.

My college bud is here playing on an academic scholarship for baseball. Chads get the good girls over there, same as here.

He's tall for an 11, about 6' and in good shape and isn't a beta sperg. He routinely slays pussy here and when he visits home.

Keep on dreaming that most girls prefer the skinny effeminates. When it comes down to it, most prefer to get railed by the sports star.
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>>149539988
Chad =/= Grenadier Ahnold McLargeHuge
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>>149539988
Chad =/= Grenadier Ahnold McLargeHuge
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>>149539875
Here's a tip: women don't know what they want.
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>>149539988
Nice blog /r9k/-kun
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>>149540067
Here's a tip: eat spooge.
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>>149539548
Tips menora
Good goy!
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>>149538761
>People not wanting to see the unwashed BR and Blyat tides do fucking stupid shit
>Strayan shitposting guilds
>chinese bots gaining sentience
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>SAO now has international server.
>tfw your that one guy who always makes his 1st main account a fucking skiller and a jew so I know everything to do.
How fucked am I?
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>studio finally makes realistic stuck in an mmo anime
>no access to irl money in game so everyone is f2p
>people jump slashing all over the place to move faster
>everyone is a neon dildo
>people stacking in a corner to kill shit
>almost everyone is the wrong gender
>game glitches and you get stuck loading forever
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>>149540035
Don't know why He went the Chad direction,
But I'm saying people gravitate to stronger looking people in shittier times.

Give it time and the biggest, meanest looking bastards will get the largest groups.
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>>149540163
>Give it time and the biggest, meanest looking bastards will get the largest groups.

Napoleon.
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>>149540122
>Balkan guild specialized in scamming and griefing
>Polish Hussar clan fucking up random Ukrainian players while simultaneously getting fucked by every other group on the server
>Can't trust any Italian players
>Admins are almost exclusively from Israel
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>>149540163
Reminder of the main topic:

This is a video game you know that right. You can look all mucho you want, but if you don't have the Stats you aren't worth a shit.
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>>149540163
Well, in this case strength is all about levels and reactions and wearing the rarest loot, rather than who looks like they sprinkle anabolic steroids on their Weetabix.
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>>149540216
>>149540204
I could have sworn that your biometrics affect your stamina or strength or something. Something about it compensating for your greater hitbox or something?

I remember reading that somewhere in the manga.
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SAO would be 50 times better if it was about a real-time strategy.
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>>149540216
>>149540204
Feels over reals anon. People are naturally attracted to the ones who LOOK impressive even if there is nothing substantial to back it up. Just look the shitshow that's about to go down across the US, it got this way because people vote for who feels more impressive to them instead of who has actual substantial policies to offer.
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SAO skipped two years of solo adventures and whatever Klien was doing for instant gratification.
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>>149540187
>Jap MC trying to negotiate a no-PK agreement between the Balkans wanting to remove kebab as well as eachother
>Has to stick the Serbs in one group, the Croats in another, and the Bosnians in another, etc.
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>>149539775
Dat image. Fucking nostalgia man! I have so many memories of this game.
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>>149538832
>another episode of old bitter basement dweller who never paid anything for his entertainment want anime to pander to him by having old losers as protagonist.

Why don't you just kill yourself. You and everyone else would feel happier.
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>Amercians and Brits all team up with japs through sheer volume of weebs
>euros, strayas and BRs all get purged

I have a dream
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>>149540798
>implying I can't ping kill your ass.
You'll be dead before before the server even realizes I threw a knife.
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>>149540844
>Literally teleports behind me

i'd take it pretty personnel
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>>149540798
>No united anglosphere front where the strayans are shitposting lagninjas
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>>149538761
Phantasy Star Online 2 anime could have been gold if they did an episode on the dark deeds and vile horrors of Ship 02 Block 01 ('the' English block on 'the' English ship).
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>>149539170
>Wayne June narrating in English even though the rest of the cast is Japanese
>characters can hear Wayne June speaking as they fight their way through the tunnels, thinking the scary gaijin voice is a result of their shared insanity increasing

I'd watch it.
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>>149540122
I imagine the Australians yell "Fuck off, we're full" whenever a non-Aussie wants to join their guilds.
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>>149538832
Konosuba.

Oh you said anime, my apologies.
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>>149538761
Language barrier and national guilds would have been fun.
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>>149538952
>SJW
>playing games
lmao good one.
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>>149538952
>loads of BRs and cyka blyats
It's like you only played F2P shit games.
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Alright, in your ideal trapped-in-an-MMO anime, what would you want?

All I want are regular-ass MMO adventures and playing around with game mechanics.
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>>149539775
Any idea if some people of the cookie crew are still playing somewhere?
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>>149541467
SAO just kept serving up regular-ass fantasy with a side order of MMO fries.
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>>149541491
Psor's still playing on LeikaRO I think, don't know about the rest. Hopefully they moved on from this dead game.
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>>149538761
>get trapped in MMO world 2016
>updating and patching is stopped as a biproduct
>games day 1 being how they are these days, people glitch dev and testing weapons weapons in
>one guy 1bang's all the bosses for everyone with a glitched 999999999 dmg fork while everybody else sips on virtual LeMMOnade
>everyone gets out cash money
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>>149541467
>Alright, in your ideal trapped-in-an-MMO anime, what would you want?

I'd want the following
>Protagonist isn't some 15 year old NEET. He's either college aged or fresh out of college, unemployed (not because he's a Hikki, he just has a hard time dealing with a shitty economy) and relatively in shape. In other words, the kind of guy who would actually stand a chance surviving an isekai.
>Some flashback explaining that he was really good at some ranged sport (maybe he played a lot of baseball in high school and was the best pitcher in town?)
>He spends a lot of his days playing a certain, futuristic MMORPG with a NERVgear-like contraption
>Suddenly he gets an error message
>"Again? These servers suck. Alright, I'll just log out and"
>He logs out
>He's standing in a king's throne room, holding a now dysfunctional NERVgear
>One of the kings advisors introduces the MC and the king to eachother, referring to the MC as "the chosen one", "the one from the prophecy" and "hero"
>He basically gets a sword pushed into his hands against his will and is expected to save the realm from the demon king (It's a jRPG after all)
>Departs on his journey, expecting to have badass MC isekai powers
>He doesn't, he just gets his ass kicked
>Drags himself back to town, much to the disappointment of the local nobility
>Many of them lose faith though the original advisor, the king and the princess maintain hope
>Maybe some bonding moment(s) that introduce the princess as a potential love interest
>Be sure to make the attraction mutual
>END OF EPISODE 1

Episode 2 in the next post
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>>149541540
I sometimes miss it. Woe and et and stuff was fun. Then again, don't think I could deal with the grind again.

And hats.
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>>149540557
>Bosniaks, Croats and Serbs start three-way war
>Balkan starts virtual world war and plunges server into chaos

it would be fun to watch MC figure out wtf is going on
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>>149541716
>Episode 2
>The MC decides he needs help, using the "in my vidya games there's always a party!" excuse
>After going on some recruitment rounds he gathers a party including a lecherous old healer, a grumpy shota wizard who acts like the tsukkomi to the healer's bokke, and a boisterous, tomboy musclegirl barbarian
>The barbarian and the MC start off being at odds with eachother, mostly because the barbarian keeps berating the "hero" of being weak
>That night, the three men of the party decide to take a bath up a creek, when suddenly the barbarian joins in
>Everyone (except the lecherous healer) is surprised, ashamed and offended but the barbarian insists there's nothing wrong with mixed bathing because her tribe does it all the time
>Low key "T H I C C" comment from the healer, wizard-healer bantz ensue
>Suddenly the musclegirl notices something and starts feeling up the MC's arm and back
>"Wow, you're significantly stronger on this [right] side!"
>Healer flashes him a perverted grin, MC gets flustered and explains that he used to be pretty good at a throwing sport in his world
>Barbarian comments that he might make a good archer, so the next day they go to the nearest town to buy a bow
>The MC learns that he has a natural talent for archery
>Now that he has shown some potential of becoming the prophesized hero, the barbarian musclegirl starts warming up to him a little
>END OF EPISODE 2

Rest of the series in the next post
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>>149541730
Fun memories, indeed.
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>>149541811
The next few episodes would follow the adventures of the party. The archer MC slowly finds himself growing more attracted to the musclegirl barbarian, but he also maintains that he's still attracted to the princess. There's not so much a harem as there is a love triangle (which is already a step up as far as anime goes). The 10th episode or so should be the climactic battle against the demon king, with episodes 11 and 12 being the party's reception as heroes. But this is also where the MC chooses between the musclegirl and the princess and, more importantly, between staying and going home. In the end, the MC chooses neither girl and opts to go home. The princess accepts his decision with (apparant) dignity, but the musclegirl gets emotional as fuck, saying she has just started to accept the MC. They part ways with a kiss and the MC returns to his own world. In a bittersweet twist he decides to never play the MMORPG everything took place in again (it would bring up too many painful memories) and somehow manages to find a job.

Episode 13/the OVA is a "True Ending" that overrides everything that happened in episode 12 and shows us what would've happened if the MC stayed behind and started a family with the musclegirl.

And that's what my ideal isekai anime would look like. Thoughts?
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>>149541839
Tldr
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>>149541813
Oh, I'm actually on that.
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How many of the American and British players would actually be NSA and GCHQ agents undercover?
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>>149538761
>VODKA and Method just clear every raid because lol "nip raid design"
>ggez
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>>149541467
Either Meshi or Fantasy Australia, not sure
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>>149542004
Who?
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>>149538761
cucked immediately by the pinoys and russians
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>>149539884
>implying most hardcore mmo players and streamers aren't 6'2 Chads
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>>149541962
Meadow?
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>>149541467
>A group of novices, and one eyepatched, tired old man of a veteran
>continuous story, meaning that each episode is a stage on adventure to the main city where they will pick up their first really dangerous mission
>the old man teaches them skills along the way, and how to fight the various monsters in mini dungeons along the way
>His armor harness is tattered, broken down to just a banged up breastplate, a shoulder guard on his weak arm, a shield and a sergeants mace, all of his gear is utilitarian and practical
>the young ones are all interested in glamour
>as they near the main city, he starts to share stories of his travels with his young companions
>the city is now in view, the young boys and girls, some couples now, some singles after the long year of travel and training, they ask "did you do this same route when you were age"
>"yes, with my friends and an old woman who taught us many things"
>"where are your friends now"
>the old man just stares into the fire for a long while, avoiding eye contact for a while "on their own adventure.. I hope it's nice wherever they are"
>the kids just go back into their idle conversations

>the last episode, the old man walks them into town, trading nods with other aged veterans doing the same as he walks them into the guild, takes them to the mission assignment room

and sits at the bar, staring into space, the rest of the episode is a flashback of his younger self and parties travels in various terrifying places, pulling through each time, each slowly fading away until he is the only one left
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>>149542030
newfag leave
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>>149541467
>Comfy Crafting/Skilling
>People RP'ing with the NPCs and each other at the bars.
>Watching some noobs get lead into the Wild and PK'd.
>Free trade where all your shit can be jacked if you aren't careful/fast enough.
>Players have to use a forum to contact each other, and meet at a certain place to trade items.
>Lore of an area is explained by the game itself as Player's progress.
>Mc being able to tell who's a dude behind "I'm a little girl.", "Female created character" stuff that goes on.
>Monster and Player killing/stealing.
>Large guild/clans meetings between its heads deciding this and that politics and economics (Depending on the guild) of the world without a monopoly.
>Decent armor mixed in with fan service.
>Mc is mid-tier in combat and non-combat skills and go out doing quests with some other players they encounter helping out by telling them how to complete it.
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>>149542069
h-hi!
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>>149542222
sounds really cozy desu

Here's one
>MC is a repair technician
>In a tank building and fighting MMO
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>>149541467
>They're all from different time zones
>A tank that frequently falls asleep because timezones
>A jaded healer that's basically the nanny of a group of fucking mongoloids that don't know what they're doing
>That one guy that's always drunk off his ass
>That DPS that always has to PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>Inept guild leader
>Guild leader's girlfriend
>A rouge/thief/stealth guy that everyone forgets about all the time
>The casual(s)
>The fag that rolls need when he doesn't need it
>The homo
>That one quiet guy that's always in the auction house/market and just plays the game to play the market game and make big bucks
>The annoying ERP baiter

As for episodes, something like:

>Tank falls asleep in the middle of a raid and healer has to work overtime episode
>Everyone is dead but the Healer and the Healer goes into overdrive and saves the raid episode
>Fuck I clicked the wrong button and now the whole raid is going downhill episode
>The girls forget that stealth guy is around and starts talking about their periods in guild chat episode
>Someone makes changes to the guild house without the rest of the guild knowing episode

4koma ish style would work.
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>>149542333
NIce
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>>149541467
I only need a few features to build a story around.

- Multiple accounts
>MC is trapped in a low-level character he built for PKing. He has the skill to clear the game but not the equipment or levels, so he has to find other people to lead.

- PK and PVE differences
>PKers are actually worse at clearing the game than PVE builds, and don't stand a chance. Instead of outright killing other players, they're monopolizing weaker bosses and drop locations. MC has to make these guys back off, but at least he's equipped to do so.

- There are cheaters who have figured out how to leave the game alive.
>But they're assholes who refuse to share with anyone, and they've made themselves invulnerable. Plot hook: they need the MC's help, first.

-Developers trapped in their own creation
>Some of the dev team got stuck in the lockdown, and now they lack the privileges to escape. They're the only ones who can get the MC around bugs that would make the game unwinnable.
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>>149542222
>Players have to use a forum to contact each other, and meet at a certain place to trade items.
>Lore of an area is explained by the game itself as Player's progress.

That could be a forum in a literal sense.

What I hate about more recent "stuck in an mmo" and/or "isekai" anime is that the don't really put much effort into world building. Not that you really need to great lengths to explain the history of a fake game world inhabited by players, but a game world designed with memorable locations would be nice. Most more or less revolve around a single, boring town.
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>>149538832
Yeah its kind of depressing
Overlord is the best i can think of, and its still mediocre at best and unfinished
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>>149542333
>Guild leader's girlfriend
Every single fucking time
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>>149541467
>Alright, in your ideal trapped-in-an-MMO anime, what would you want?
1 Good story

Annnnd , thast it
I dont give a shit what its about as long as it wasnt writter by some 15 kid whose baby first manga/novel somehow got adapted into anime, and someone who read a book in his life.
Sadly, finding good written anime is hard yet alone one based around the mmo games.
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>>149538832
What is living in the database??
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>>149542076
I'd watch it. I'd watch it a thousand times.
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>>149542076
>all of his gear is utilitarian and practical
>in an MMO

Have you played any? The better stats they have the more impractical they look most, if not all of the time.
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You do know that half the Americans would be dead as they didn't have health insurance right?
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Why isn't there more RO anime? They could make many more episodes about RO.
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>>149541467
Baking mechanics
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>>149541813
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>>149540630
Not him, but it's not even pandering. Sao was shit, and would've been good if the characters were actually good, and the story made sense. Hell, not even that's enough to fix what's wrong with it. We need an actually good, consistent "trapped in a video game" anime, with smart characters and a coherent story
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>>149543245
If I'm allowed to play the devil's advocate, the Aincrad arc had potential. It really did have a lot of potential, as the setting was pretty interesting: an MMORPG death game. It just has minor flaws that end up building up and becoming worse and worse in later arcs, such as:
>Inconsistent character development (Time is of the essence, but Kirito and Asuna still find the time to relax. But not because they've given up or anything. The author just wanted cute moments that couldn't happen if time really was of the essence)
>Kiri-Jesus bullshit. The introduction of Heathcliff actually made me pretty exited because it not only meant Kirito wasn't the only one with a unique skill, but there was actually someone (perhaps multiple people?) with skills better than that of Kirito. It meant something of a conflict, hurdles Kirito had to overcome if he wanted to be the best. But of course anyone who's better than Kirito has to be both a cheater and a villain. A "veater" if you will.
>Forced anti-betatester drama
>Plotpoints are introduced only to never be touched on again (like the fucking resurrection item. Would it have been so hard to just say "it doesn't work/it was only a rumor" and get it over with?)
>The entire ending of the Aincrad arc

Unlike the Elf arc, the Aincrad arc could've been saved with some minor changes.
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>>149538761
It would be even better if Kirito wasn't such a massive faggot. He doesn't deserves all those semen demons that throw themselves at him.
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>>149543447
>one of the strongest mmo-players
>He doesn't deserves all those semen demons
Not like they love him for his skill, but still.
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>>149541467
Just give me a badass fit MILF with an eyepatch as the main character. Have her lead a guild of misfits that get ridiculed by others that think they're useless and won't last an hour out in the wild. They have to figure out how into teamwork over the course of the story until they become like a well-oiled machine proving everyone wrong.
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>>149543513
>An MMORPG where the guild leader is an old hag office lady who plays a /fit/ warrior with an eyepatch
>Her shota healslut is actually one of her subordinates
>Neither of them know this
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>>149543397
You have a rather broad definition of "minor"
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>>149538761
>Chinese and fucking Ruskies

There be war. Laughing Coffin would be a fucking joke.
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>>149541467
No game stats or skills actually mattered anymore, it's all about survival against monsters with your equipment and wit.
You kill them and craft shits from it, much like Monster Hunter : MMO monsters edition.
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>>149541716
>the chosen one
Dropped.
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I don't suppose anyone else remembered how actual canon handles an international server.

>NSA connect UW to the internet and get 50,000 American players to connect (it was advertized to them as a beta test for a new AO-rated VRMMO where you're allowed to slaughter anything and everything you like, with blood and guts), they mass murder UW residents and think it's hilarious.

>To defeat them the main characters get 2,000 Japanese VRMMO players to connect. Despite the difference in numbers the Japanese are superior and win because Asian gamer damashii.

>Then PoH (who is also an evil NSA agent) unleashes a zerg rush of Korean and Chinese gamers who were recruited by being told this is the a Korean VRMMO that's in beta test but evil Japanese hackers broke into the server, turned off pain dampening and are torturing their countrymen.

>Even when some Japs who speak Korean try to explain the situation to them they don't listen because hurr japanese

>The other NSA guys are surprised this works, they thought it wouldn't be worth it because they didn't think Japan is more different from Korea/China than European countries are from each other (hur)

>Koreans and Chinese overwhelm Japs because this is every Jap's worst nightmare.

>(Also PoH's motivation is that he's Korean and he hates Japanese so when he got stuck in SAO he decided to set up Laughing Coffin and have them and the clearers kill each other for shits and giggles because Nips killing each other is hilarious.)
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>>149542076
He pulls one of the PUGs out of the way from some poison spittle that a centipede shot out. The acid eats at the stone walls and the kid is shocked by the strength of the buggo.

Final episode flashback has a member dying to it.
etc etc
Sounds great.
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>>149538761
>pinoys
>russians
>aus cunts
>brazilians

all in one server, that toxicity would be my life line.
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>>149540557
>>149541742
>Serbs Calls Russian Clans
>Bosniaks calls Turkish Clans
>Croats call NATO equilevant of the game
>First MMO World War ensues
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>>149542333
>>Someone makes changes to the guild house without the rest of the guild knowing episode
TROGGERED
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Russians would ruin everything. Just look at Dota.
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>>149538761
Would open the series up to a lot more possibilities.

Obviously everyone is still speaking japanese because the japs would never hire foreigners to voice foreign characters, but just make the russians whiter and give every brazilian character a brownish tan and you're good.

What really matters now is the question of loyalty. Are players going to choose to be loyal to their guilds and in-game friends? Will they instead choose to band up with people from their country? Will there be portions of the gameworld where people of a single nationality all live together claiming it as a kingdom? What happens to those who wander into an area belonging to one group while not belonging? What about people who have characters that don't fit their racial profile?
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Japs are fucking terrible at videogames so they'd get rolled.
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Fuck everyone of you, we brazilians used to dominate the mmo scene, we were the bests at GunZ, Ragnarok, maple story, and still are the best at tibia.

Kirito would be a monkey
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>>149540187
>Italian players and Israeli admins conspire together in an unstable alliance of backstabbings

The horror.
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>>149538761
fucking BR monkeys.
GIEV MONI OR REPORT U!
GIEV MONI OR REPORT U!
it was still fun as shit to PK them on sight.
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>>149539170
FUCK THIS GAME
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>>149541467
The MC is trapped in Runescape.

But he was using a low level character and not his main account which is already strong as fuck.

And to top it all off he's deep in the wilderness, but since the game world is now a real world the wilderness is now several thousand kilometers long and he needs to get back to varrock safe and sound over twelve episodes of manly surviving, making friends with NPC characters and slowly but surely traversing the hell-like conditions of the now vast and expanded wilderness while being hunted by Role-playing losers, demons, hobgoblins, and crazy zamorakian cultists bent on sacrificing him under the twisted belief that it's the only way to get back to the real world.
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>>149540122
>>149540187
>>149541354
>>149544732
>>149540557
>>149541742
>>149544589
We need an /int/ mmo right now.
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>>149538761
There would be no difference whatsoever. Why would you think adding countries would change anything?


Kirito would still be the Mary Sue he is except this time he'd also be NIPPON STRONK
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>>149540798
>Americans
>consistently get their asses kicked by Yuros in competitions
>Japs
>the first ones to complain about difficulty and the main cause for Jap games become too easy

Wouldn't end well anon. Brits wouldn't even be a factor, the VR-license van would roll up and take off their headset or they'd get stabbed by arabs.


>>149541467
First off, seeing as how game mechanics are simply abstractions of real life, they wouldn't be needed. So it would rather be a "trapped in fantasy world that was derived from an MMO".

>MC is 20-30 fully or partially college educated but with no job or relationships at that time
>MC and other players do not get any powers at all as they are their real life selves
>low-ish fantasy where vast majority of humans have no magic or magical powers
>it was an international server so there are many other players from all over the world
>these players start aggregating by nationality, forming groups, guilds, and even small nations trying to fit into the already existing world
>most of this is violent, dirty, and underhanded, it's not that everyone is a massive cunt just because they can, but they'd rather not be the ones dying
>MC is a "sociopath", at least partially, who is more in line with Machiavelli or Cao Cao than, say, Shirou and his stupid ideals
>MC has a few goals he burns for, but very little moral restraints in terms of the means to those ends
>MC gets stronger and smarter over the course of the show but is a normal human, never a match for an orc, elf, let alone a manticore
>not many fights where MC is involved, at least not initially, if there are it's more a stabbing in an alleyway than a duel
>mostly follows the MC climbing the socio-economic ladder through overt and covert dealings and acts
>something along the lines of Spice&Wolf with more murder and rotten behaviour later transitioning into LoGH as the MC ends up with more power
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>>149542222
You will never have this isekai MMO idea as a LN or Anime to enjoy.

Fucking hell.
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SUKA BLYAT PIDORASY SOSITE HUI VASYA BYL SDES'
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>>149545217
WILNO NASZE
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>>149545159
>more in line with Machiavelli or Cao Cao than, say, Shirou and his stupid ideals

One can dream.
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>>149545217
PSH PSH ALO YEBA ETO TI?
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>>149538761
>translator characters who are relevant
Holy...
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>>149542949
A show with a decent rather than good first season and a god awful second season.
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>Sports MMO
>The stuck players aren't the actual atheletes in the field but managers of their own sports team, going through a league
>The problem is that they are basically herding cats made of oddly-programmed AI while mashing buttons in the Team Tactics menu

From the top of my head, I can think of some episodes.
>Since the game updates athlete stats based on their real life counterparts, one specific guy gets a huge buff because he's on a good streak IRL, turning into a wild chase to contract him
>Fixed matches that end terribly because the AI fucks up (or gets a lucky shot and wins a match)
>That one humble family man who plays the series since it was a DOS shovelware back in his college days and stomps all the kids who pick Flavor of the Month players
>World Cup is a huge tournament arc, where the game is programmed to give all participating athletes a huge buff, turning matches into crazy heartstopping battles
>The drama of a player who's stuck with the worst athlete in the game, and can't get rid ofbecause no one will buy him out, forcing the player to train that fucker in a true underdog story only to get injured by pure random chance right before an important match, ruining the whole Sports Movie mood
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>>149538761
This is how it goes.

DUMB MURICANS GET THEIR SHIT PUSHED BY SUPERIOR JAPANESE PLAYER KIRITO.

=

Buttmad /pol/ posters in every thread

And it wouldn't make the story better, the problem of SAO is shit writing not lack of other countries, hell there is an arc where bad americans attack Kirito and he beats their ass
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>>149545676
This, remember Gate.
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>>149545676
As a Yuro I love those moments, just absorb the butthurt and burn it as fuel for the journey.
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>>149545715
I don't get the shitstorm. Why are Americans buttmad about a Japanese show starring Japanese characters and aimed at a Japanese demographic wanking off the Japanese military? Are Americans really that easily offended by anything that doesn't depict America as the greatest thing since sliced bread? Is this also why France was cut out of Battlefield 1?
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>>149545784
Why would France even be in a WW1 game.
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I'd want the NPC's to be the main characters, and they just do their comfy SOL thing while all these OP as fuck adventurers run around like gods murderlooting everything. Town guards are bros with nothing to do since their city is basically filled with unstoppable, endlessly respawning killing machines hellbent on doing anything for a few gold and threatening the peace is basically suicide. NPCs get together and compete to see who can come up with the worst quest and actually get some dumb sap to take it. No "you die irl if you die in game" shit, just town shenanigans from the perspective of the people who live there.
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>>149545784
the japanese military is literally based off the US military and is practically a subset of it at this point, acting as if they could beat the US is more unrealistic then magic gates opening in Tokyo
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>>149545912
Hello burger.
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>>149545784
>Are Americans really that easily offended by anything that doesn't depict America as the greatest thing since sliced bread?

Yes.

>>149545912
I dunno man, Japan has tech newer than WW2, judging by America's abysmal military record it would be a hard one. Maybe if they pull in all their allies they could manage a victory.
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>>149545676

I'll be on board with a JP+NA team up versus BR shitters and Chinese gankers
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>>149545784
yes, Americans are entitled to be buttmad about SAO, especially if the discussion is done in an all AMERICAN BOARD 4chan. Go worship nip bullshit in reddit or something
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>>149545987
>America's abysmal military record
This is bait right?
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>>149546384
>WW1 and WW2: mostly a supplier, did almost nothing, mostly a hindrance to the Brits when they actually did something
>Korea war: Wrecked.
>Vietnam war: won against NK with help of the rest of the west, had to retreat when China and USSR helped NK
>Iraq/Afghanistan: fought goat farmers with AK74s using trillions in top of the line equipment, still got bogged down into it and can't deal with Abdul hiding in a cave

Stop watching Hollywood movies, burger.
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>>149538761
>How much better would SAO be if it was about an international server?
Fucking Red Alliance turned SAO into their weird communistic-anarchistic society.
https://youtu.be/4rQ9_3DckAQ?t=188
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>>149546464
>World War I
United States help contribute to the fall of the German Empire by pressuring them to an assault as the Germans were planning on going on the defensive, sending more troops to the Austrians to beat back the Italians, and make a break to the Ottoman's. You dumb fuck.

>World War II
>Did nothing
United States practically solo'd the Japanese Empire, Liberated France (W/ British Assistance), Took Italy, and was a main fighting force in the Western Front.

>Korean War
>Wrecked
The Korean War the United States dominated the North Koreans after offering full military assistance and pushed them to China. After that China joined into the war, began a push back, their logistics went to shit, and instead of wrecking China the US agreed with the Soviets to a cease fire which allowed Chin to recover its logistics creating the ARMISTICE we have now. United States was fr from wrecked.

>Vietnam War
>NK, North Korea
You don't know history. United States defensive campaigns within South Vietnam and bombing of North Vietnam targets allowed it to defend South Vietnam from communist fall until the Treaty of Paris 1973 which ended its involvement in the Vietnam Conflict in exchange for S.Vietnam and N.Vietnam being two independent states, the troops completely drawn and a few years later N.Vietnam went back on the treaty and annexed S.Vietnam who no longer received US protection and assistance.

>Iraq and Afghanistan
US raped the shit out the Iraqi military, 1 week was straight up bombing the fighting on the ground barely happened as the opposing army surrendered in droves.

You don't know shit about history or you are trolling me.
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>>149546632
Not him but

>WW2
>United States... Liberated France (W/ British Assistance), Took Italy, and was a main fighting force in the Western Front.

Hahaha holy fuck I thought this was just an /int/ meme to make fun of Americans but you're actually fucking serious, aren't you?
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>>149545784
I'm a burger, and I don't really care. We do it all the time with our Movies and TV shows.

You have to remember the whole Military worship is ingrained into our heads when we are young. That's why alot of Americans were butthurt with that episode where they took out those Special Forces. What did people except though, it's a Japanese show based on story written by a pretty adamant Japanese nationalist. Of course he's going to wank Japan. Realistically, the Coast Guard could shit on the JDSF, let alone Special Forces.
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>>149546632
>United States help contribute to the fall of the German Empire by pressuring them to an assault as the Germans were planning on going on the defensive
Not really. They had to use French equipment and were mostly a detriment to the French.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Forces
>The AEF used French and British equipment. Particularly appreciated were the French canon de 75 modèle 1897, the canon de 155 C modèle 1917 Schneider and the canon de 155mm GPF. American aviation units received the SPAD XIII and Nieuport 28 fighters and the US tank corps used the French Renault FT light tanks. Pershing established facilities in France to train new arrivals with their new weapons.[3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_in_World_War_I
>However, many American commanders used the same flawed tactics which the British, French, Germans and others had abandoned early in the war, and so many American offensives were not particularly effective. Pershing continued to commit troops to these full- frontal attacks, resulting in high casualties against experienced veteran German and Austrian-Hungarian units.
They were just extra, expendable troops that didn't even bring their own equipment. They were far from the saviors of Europe.

> sending more troops to the Austrians to beat back the Italians
The Italians were part of the Entente, you dingus.

And let's not forget that for most of the war, the Americans were more than willing to trade with Germany.
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>>149541467
Only Sense Online is a bretty comfy series. She(he)'s not exactly trapped in the MMO but the shenaningans figuring out game mechanic is fun to see.
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>>149546749
>The Italians were part of the Entente, you dingus.
You're the dingus. I was talking about the Germans sending more troops to the Austrians to help them beat back the Italians like they did before with Rommel and such.

US wasn't saviors of Europe, but it was helping factor in speeding up the war's end. To be honest I blame Pershing for being incapable of getting over his pride and old war tactics. He himself disagreed with Entente generals and commanders when they talked to him about how he should be fighting.
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>>149540157
>realistic stuck in an mmo anime

Grimgar. You're welcome.

>>149541467

Economics that make sense
n00bs and morons properly getting killed
vast wilderness areas
farming, artisanry, crafts
no classes, just skilltrees
long journeys into the wilderness to get special items
archery is useful
environment effects, like rain, snow, and wind
no button mashing, use your own strength to enact attacks/dodges
COMFY villages
trading system
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>>149546632
What >>149546749 said and:

>United States practically solo'd the Japanese Empire, Liberated France (W/ British Assistance), Took Italy, and was a main fighting force in the Western Front.

Japan yes, the rest? Holy shit you're stupid, read a book burger.

>wrecked NK
Yeah congratulations, the US backed by the rest of the west beat NK. Then got beat back by China, another at the time very weak country, and had to back off when the USSR even hinted at aiding.

>Vietnam
You signed a treaty you knew was going to lead to the annexation of SViet soon after. You signed the treaty for appearances only, but everyone knows you were running with your tail between your legs. If you hadn't, you would have said something about NViet breaking the treaty, but the US didn't do shit.

>Iraq and Afghanistan
Yeah you raped a weak nation with equipment decades behind yours and 1/10000 of the military budget, but still didn't manage to get control of the region. This is the common recurring theme by the way, you fight against very weak and backwards nations and act like you are strong, but as soon as someone strong does oppose you, it's full reverse gear and white flag in the wind.

Face it, American military history is absolutely pathetic. You spend many times more than anyone else and still can't do shit, when great militarise throughout history fought against the odds and won better than you.
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>>149546839
>US wasn't saviors of Europe, but it was helping factor in speeding up the war's end.
About as much as the French Resistance was to speeding up the end of WW2. It was better than nothing and in fact helped a lot, but it wasn't exactly a gamechanger.
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>>149546880
You know what Anon. I concede to you on this.

But I want to get your opinion/thoughts on: >>149546870 though
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>>149546870
>American military history is absolutely pathetic
Are you retarded?
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>>149546870
>Read a book burger
So I guess all the books I've read about the United States fighting in the Western Front of WWII is a lie. United States never did the Invasion of Sicily, Never did it capture Rome, never did the United States liberate France in one large campaign.

>Korean War
>China at the time was a very weak country
>Had to back off when the USSR hinted at aiding.
You're retarded. North Korea was fucking financed and trained by the USSR and its troops you dumb fuck. USSR been assisting it since the beginning, and China was far from a weak country in the 50's.

>Vietnam
United States did its main job. Once, South Vietnam was an independent state it was its own duty to defend itself.

>Raped a weak nation
>decades
Iraq and Afghanistan was far from weak. The technology they had was in the 80's this was back in the 90's. The gap was only a decade.

>1/1000 of the military budget
You know majority of the military budget is spent on R&D, Adv, and etc. Not too mention Iraq and Afghanistan for a nation its size had a decent military budget.
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>>149540521
I wish SAO was about Klein and Agil
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>>149538832
Superior soundtrack coming through
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>>149547163
It'd be cool if Kiroto was still the main character, but his partner was Klein rather than Asuna. They could make a nice comedic duo, with Kirito acting as the straight man. But then again, friends have no place in a waifu fantasy dream.
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He would be cucked by a Brazilian using cheats.
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>>149545784
You're not gonna believe this.
America's not alone in that faggotry.
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>>149542101
Not even that guy but
>look up VODKA and Method
>WoW
Ahaha okay sorry I don't keep up with autism in that game.
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>>149547243
.hack//Sign was 9/10. Autists just don't like it because it didn't keep their small attention span with constant fight scenes.
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>>149541467
MC finds a glitch and gets trapped behind a wall.
10 episodes of him trying to find a way out.
11th episode he phases through the ground and falls indefinitely.
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>>149544909
>making friends with NPC characters
>implying bandits won't kill you
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>>149549428
Tutorial Island was the fun shit. Like best tutorial.
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No concrete story, but some points I want to see:
>MC gets trapped on his alternate crafting/farming/mule character, so terrible combat power but decent support/crafting skills and is pretty much a walking warehouse for all the useless loot his main accumulated.
>World building and game economy is an important part of the plot rather than part of the fluff
>First arc BBEG is MC's main character, and his younger brother/sister/cousin was playing it without permission when they get isekai'd Joins the main party at the end of their arc.
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