Childhood is when you idolize Rei, Adulthood is when you realize that Asuka makes more sense.
Childhood is when you idolize Evangelion, Adulthood is when you realize that Brain Powerd makes more sense.
>>149485984
>Going off to die in a rusty bathtub
>Making sense
>>149485984
Left is best
Godhood is realizing Pen Pen makes the most sense.
>>149485984
Asuka tell the truth so hard she pretty much ended the world. Ultimately, it was her calling Rei a doll that made her stand up to Gendo.
She did this a bunch of other times. She was pretty good at homing in on everyone's flaws but her own.
>>149485984
Adulthood is when you realize that waifuwars are cancerous and vain and that 4chan isn't fun anymore.
>>149485984
This
Also Rei is a toilet
>>149485984
Childhood is when you idolize Rei.
Adolescence is when you idolize Asuka.
Adulthood is when you realize Misato makes more sense.
Childhood is when you spit your shit all over the place calling Asuka a bitch
Adulthood is when you realize she's just a little scared girl who wants to be loved and you do indeed love her
>>149486339
Adulthood is when you strangle that bitch Rei because she's expendable.
>>149485984
Childhood is when you argue about Rei or Asuka over the Internet, puberty is when you idolize Masato, adulthood is when you realize Kaworu is the one true end.
>>149486079
pretty much this desu
>>149485984
Adulthood is realizing that this kind of shit is childish. Grow-up manchild.
>>149486529
Is the homosexual popular really large enough for adults to realize Kaworu as the real end?
I never really got why Rei filled me with such sadness on subsequent rewatches and I realized it was because my first real relationship was with a Chinese girl who was seen as a mistake by her family. She ended up disappearing from the world one day.
She really liked Rei. She fought not to be a doll too.
>>149485984
Keep your shitty loud, obnoxious, and violent drama queen.
>>149486529
>being an homosexual
>>149486439
That's adolescent whiteknight faggotry. Adulthood is seeing her for what she is: a fuckdoll.
>>149486174
Truth
>>149486079
It's a penguin, what does it need a towel for? Also the silver armor seems unnecessary.
>>149485984
Both are SHIT
>>149486901
but she's 14, she needs to be loved, anon
>>149487053
>hopeful and happy Asukas are the best.
>>149487160
Is that from Raising Project manga?
>>149487273
yes
>>149487160
yes, that's what she seeks for
hope and happiness
>>149485984
Asuka is a cunt.
>>149487160
This is not the real Asuka. It's just some creature of the author's imagination.
>>149487406
Reminder that if End of Evangelion is canon, so must the Shinji Ikari Raising Project be.
It's a direct continuation of episode 26 of the television show. Arguably, it's more canonical than EoE
>>149485984
Childhood is when you idolize Rei, Teenagehood is when you realize that Asuka makes more sense. Adulthood is when you realise Evangelion is schlock for autistic dimwits that will never come close to being film, let alone kino.
>>149487495
Based on the SoL sequence, but that isn't remotely Genki Rei.
>>149487679
Childhood is when you idolize Ritsu, adulthood is when you realize Azusa makes more sense
>>149487679
Stop memeing, kiddo
>>149487495
Are there any doujins close to canon (except for retake)? Preferably close to shows art style too
Talking about that, I always wanted to see someone "getting" characters and developing them, not just stupid tsundere bullshit
>>149487679
>He thinks Kino no Tabi is better than Eva
Kino no Tabi is just faux deep BS as well only of a different flavor.
>>149487869
Childhood is when you idolize Ritsu, adolescence is when you realize Azusa makes more sense. Adulthood is when you realise Mugi is an abtract concept representing a perfect ideal, or the concept of "God", that every man, woman and child should strive for, while Sawako-sensei is a wonderful woman meant for and deserving of keeping and loving.
>>149488001
>fucking plebian flick-indulging faggot thinking his opinion matters
Holy shit stop I already had enough laughs for today.
>>149487917
generally if you want the show, just watch the show. Fanfiction is just for us to enjoy the characters without having to worry about them dying every episode.
>>149488047
Aren't you just a plebeian too? After all, you post on 4chan. Hardly a place for nobility.
Childhood is when you enjoy color wars, adulthood is when you realize Misato makes more sense.
>>149488047
>>149488177
this
>>149485984
It's the opposite anon. Only a child with no experience would ever believe that a dysfunctional relationship with a nutjob like Asuka would be viable. Rei certainly doesn't have much to offer in the excitment department but she'd provide a much more durable relationship.
Childhood is when you like 3DPD whores , adulthood is when you realize 2D perfect waifu makes more sense.
>>149488112
A plebian is like running water, only existing to keep the ruling class fed and hydrated, to keep society running, while a patrician is like a rock. He stands among the mass, wise beyond the years, guiding and influencing the stream's onto the right path that the pleb would not see himself.
>>149488350
Is it irony that makes you post this with moeshit images? You know the age of moeshit has ended right? I don't know what age we are in now but the number of moe anime has declined drastically.
>>149488494
Oh that's right, we're now in the age of Fujoshits
>>149485984
i dont know man women calling you out because you jack it is kinda embarrassing. i mean you know it i know it the damn walls know it but you dont got to say it
Adulthood is when you realize all the girls in that show are unsavable tire fires that you'd do well to avoid.
>>149488692
Same artist as Yotsuba
>>149488494
>uses the /v/ermin plebian catchphrase while being unable to realise K-On as the glorious piece of classical literaturagraphein masterpiece that it is
You are merely a fool. A stream which is only meant to shape its course around the educated intelligentsia that shapes the small world which has been constructed for you to wander in. Do not get in over your head with posts like this. It is not wise.
>as
*behind
>>149488761
Do you enjoy rewatching K-On every season? Then you need more moeshit to feast on. Your era is on the decline. The era of buttsex lies ahead.
K-ON is kino, but Hyouka is more kino.
>>149488579
How's she supposed to get you to do it where she can watch if she doesn't say anything?
>>149488862
>K-ON is kino
Stop this dumb meme already. It is clearly literaturagraphein, and if you disagree you obviously don't know shit about high culture.
>>149488938
>>149485984
Going from the demure, shy, and easily subdued woman to the emotionally unstable and depressive woman with anger issues.
Sure.
>>149489126
>easily subdued woman
>tfw Gendo couldn't even subdue an easily subdued woman
>>149489126
>>149488276
>oh woops my girl fell apart because she forgot her body togetherness pills
>oh well, she's pretty much unchanged
>>149488072
Fanfiction is just for us to enjoy the characters without having to worry about them dying every episode
Or to get depressed.
>>149489157
>>149489237
girlhood was just okay.
epilogue was better
>>149485984
Childhood is when you idolize Rei,
Teenage years is realizing Asuka makes more sense
Adulthood is realizing Misato makes the most sense
>>149490100
I like the one where she drops the lid.
>>149490181
Adulthood is realizing Hikari and Maya makes the most sense.
Childhood is when you idolize Rei, late teenagehood is when you realize that Asuka makes more sense, but adulthood is when you realize that Misato was the best all along.
>>149490414
This is my least favorite of all the memes.
Adulthood is realizing that Real Women makes the most sense.
>>149485984
Neither of them make any sense. Asuka is a histrionic bitch and Rei is a fucking autist who speaks in riddles like some kind of gypsy.
>>149490656
>>149490389
>Maya
Only Character to show concern for the pilots.
>>149490860
>shinji if the commander hadn't have done what he did you'd have died!
>hey maya, here's a gun because people are shooting at us, so shoot them or die
>I'd rather die
I wish the Reifags would just die already.
>>149490727
Rei gave birth to Asuka and Asuka gave birth to Rei. They are together the eternal Urobolus.
Neinte ne
>>149490656
>speaks in riddles like some kind of gypsy.
>>149491573
Well, Rei definitely let Asuka out of her magic ocean, but as far as the other way goes, I can only think maybe Asuka broke Rei out of her shell of being a doll.
>>149490727
So Shinji just needs to fuck both.
Ten four.
Childhood is when you idolize Pepsi. Adulthood is when you realize that Coke makes more sense.
>>149491702
"just fuck xD"fags like you should be lined up and shot into a ditch.
>>149485984
>>149486031
>>149486074
>>149486079
>>149486170
>>149486174
>>149486339
>>149486439
>>149486467
>>149486529
>>149486597
>>149486901
>>149487679
>>149487869
>>149488047
>>149488177
>>149488699
>>149490181
>>149490389
>>149490414
>>149491718
Maya is scared by your posts.
>>149491784
>>149489211
>that crop top overhang
Sporting an ample bosom there, Asuka.
>>149485984
Childhood is when you idolize Rin. Adulthood is when you realize that TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>149491784
Oh my, so scary. Too bad all my little Anon does is whine. They should all just fuck.
>>149492001
Maybe you should stop samefagging and just die with the rest of the newfags.
Dumb asukafags, rei is best.
>>149491852
Maya is cute!
>>149492031
Maybe you should cry less my little whiny boy.
>>149492143
I'll complain all I want, fagballs.
>>149492055
You're Goddamn Right!
>>149491718
Funny. I knew Rei had bad taste.
>>149492196
Of course you will child. It's what you're good at.
Why are other popular anime not able to sustain /a/ threads at this rate? Take say Cowboy Bebop. I never see that posted about anymore.
oh baby
>>149492332
Who's going to pick Edward over Faye?
>>149492336
BBBBRBT!!!
>>149492364
Saucenao doesnt work, sauce?
>>149492336
>>149492364
Shit thinks of all those stinky cocks, typical cock craving slut.
>>149492547
What did they say?
>>149492421
>not recognizing the artstyle
I want to butcher all newfags.
>>149492242
wow, that laptop has a secret compartment so no one can find her secret disc.
>>149492566
Stop forcing this and reposting this. Just stop posting. Actually, stop living altogether.
>>149485984
>Childhood is when you ___, adulthood is when you realize ____ makes more sense
When did this become a meme? I've seen it before yesterday. Also, you got that backwards anon. Only children like Asuka
>>149492242
She has almost 6 MB of porn on that thing.
>>149492577
There he goes again! Where's you mother?
Why is this thread still up?
>>149492660
Can you stop patronizing me? I just want this thread to die.
>>149492577If you really want to humiliate and BTFO of me, you gotta show how superior you are to me by telling me who's this guy I should know.
>>149492566
asuka so pretty
>>149485984
Well, yeah, an emotionally compromised bitch due to a traumatic childhood makes far more sense than an emotionless clone of a dead woman with the soul of an alien.
Rei is a toilet
>>149492614
how cute
>>149492708
Fuck off faggot, I'm not spoonfeeding you.
>>149492721
>>149486726
>he likes the toilet
>>149492769
>petualnt child
Wouldn't be the first time I've seen this rhetoric.
>>149492790
You mean directed towards you? With your post content I can see why.
>>149492634
Anything suitably pretentious will become a meme on 4chan eventually. Just let it have its five minutes of fame.
Childhood is watching evangelion, Adulthood ishaving to move on from anime and start living with responsibilities
>>149492708
http://mangalife.me/read-online/NeonGenesisEvangelion
>>149492849
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.
>>149492634
*never seen it before
What did he mean by this?
>>149492872
Thanks for your mercy, Anon.
>>149492893
Someday we'll get that faggot who endlessly posts Asuka.
wew lad
>>149489211
>body togetherness pills
>>149493038
What? You mean the /v/ermin who constantly reposts the 3DPD? I sure hope so. Mods should just wordfilter anything to do with Eva at this point, honestly.
>>149493051
Hey, I was in that thread.
>>149492336
>>149493051
Poor Asuka.
>>149493144
And all the replies were forced as fuck, hence that /v/tier reaction image. This wasn't even the first time that pasta was posted. I say this as an Asukafag.
>>149493051
>all she wants is a friend, but everyone rebuffs her
Do you have any friends who'd help you roofie dudes?
>>149493144
What ever happened to that tupla one?
I was in that thread, but didn't save it.
da fuck man.
>>149493219
Literally just another roleplaying lying faggot from /x/ or Reifag falseflagger.
>>149493199
source please.
>>149493251
Source yourself into a grave, newfag. Another pretty identifiable artstyle. Kill yourself, thanks.
>>149493283
this then?
Puberty is when you root for Shinji. Adulthood is when you realize that Gendo makes more sense.
>>149493483
>>149493199
>kidnaps shinji
>doesn't tie him up
>>149493196
>I wrote it
>Posted it for the first time in the screencapped thread
>some dumbass tries to tell me that wasn't the first time I posted it.
>>149493199
Source?
I feel like I saw that in one of the Anthologies.
>>149493283
>>149492885
>>149493405
Why am I the only one giving this faggot shit? It's not even bait, it's unironic faggotry.
>>149493765
>asuka
>tits
We love her for her ass.
>>149493633
Please fucking die.
>>149493930
>saucefags
>avatarfags
>shippers
>reddit users
>some faggot reposting images they literally posted yesterday
>tumblr gifs
>/v/tier screencaps
>forced memes
>western comics
Mods can you smite this thread already? This has gone on long enough.
>>149493605
Yeah, and you forced it for about 5 threads before it caught on or you decided to reply to yourself.
>>149486074
>>149485984
>>149486170
>>149486277
Asuka is a vile character. Every character in Evangelion has issues, but Asuka was horrific. She only ever thought of herself, and when Shinji was gone and presumed dead, she mocked him openly.
She's not a good person. She's not the damaged little child you think you can heal. She's not even the dominatrix who's going to order you around. She's just a bad person, who's poison womb will die alone and childless.
>>149494020
>whining child
Include yourself in there too.
>>149494120
More like the only anon in these abysmal threads that takes a stand against faggotry.
>>149494099
You know you're lying. I don't need to convince you of that.
I just wonder why.
>>149493633
> Anthologies
They have the weirdest shit.
B T F O
>>149494105
Robbin deserved to die a painful death and the world is better off for it. Reifags are shit.
>>149494167
Oh how noble of him!
>>149494105
>>149494105
she cares
>>149494206
Can you take your crossboarder memes elsehwre? Thank you. I already have my hands full here calling other "people" faggots.
>>149494231
You can cut the bullshit. It's a thankless job but someone needs to cull all this faggotry or at least try. I don't care if it looks like overzealous grumpiness to you.
>>149494322
I think you're taking 4chan way too seriously, son.
>>149493930
why?
>>149494438
Her breast size really varies significantly. There she looks tiny but in say ep8 she looks huge
>>149494511
Here's Rei for comparison.
Gendo is the best waifu.
>>149494569
Gendo is Yui's waifu
>>149494313
Don't respond to shitty bait.
>>149494438
Right, right, let's just let all of the newfags run amok and post quality go to shit. Forever.
>>149494511
You're not stating anything new at all. The same as Evangelion size inconsistencies. One theory is that it's from Shinji's perspective in episode 8.
>>149494511
Thermal expansion. I thought it was made pretty clear that her hands get larger when she holds them to her breasts.
>>149494105
Wow asuka looks super cute there, post more.
What will it take for mods to delete this thread already?
>>149494591
>Right, right, let's just let all of the newfags run amok and post quality go to shit. Forever.
And you're answer is to incessantly whine, complain and call everyone fags and then claim you're doing 4chan a 'service'. Be sure to email Hiro, he'll thank you I'm sure.
>>149494654
have you tried samefagging?
>>149493727
MINAIDEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149494694
>whine
Weasel wording. Try having a bit of elitism, queerbait and maybe these threads wouldn't be filled with mouthbreathers because they feel welcome here.
>>149494698
I just plain don't think they're here at all at the time.
Reminder that upside-down Tokyo 3 is actually a different city than the one that retracts. They actually have a permanently upside down city for some reason.
>>149494707
Reminder that each character possesses a memento that is nearly always with them, and has the unusual trait of being able to come with them into instrumentality or alternate dimensions.
>>149494783
>Weasel wording. Try having a bit of elitism, queerbait and maybe these threads wouldn't be filled with mouthbreathers because they feel welcome here.
You see, your words would ring more true if you actually had an authority as to what you would allow to be posted here. But you're not a mod nor a janitor so that goes out the window. Do you really think telling Anons to 'not post anymore' and leave will bring it about?
>queerbait
Wait, are you my nephew? He's twelve too.
>>149485984
Asuka is a deranged lunatic. Rei is a beautiful person.
>>149485984
adulthood is when you stop watching cartoons, and yet here we are.
>>149485984
>liking Asuka
Racist detected
>>149494869
Mari has what?
>>149494105
It's what happens when you don't Dresden the rest of her homeland.
>>149494952
That's what (((SELEE))) would like you to believe.
>>149494965
nothing , 2 in 1
Who is the Big Boss of the Evangelion franchise?
>>149494909
Your problem is that you think mods are competent and you think that 135xxxx UNIX timestamps give you oldfag cred.
You're as transparent as class and just a slightly less new newfag. But still an utter newfag,
>>149495012
Gun-ho fighter + Spy?
yeah Mari.
>>149495040
Glass, even. You get the point.
Adulthood is realizing NGE is overrated garbage.
>>149494952
kek
ARK, get your faggot ass here in and make yourself useful. This thread needs to be image dumped to death.
>>149495040
And you think your calling out of posters you deem as newfags gives you superiority here. As I stated, you have no authority over posts or content unless, of course, you've reported the thread. If you have then good job, that's one step and the only one you can take. But please, continue to pursue timestamps and 'cred' to give yourself the one up.
>>149494965
>Gendo in the window
All according to the Dead Sea Scrolls.
>>149495076
>>149495156
You're fully capable of spamming shit in service of your holy war against shitposting. Do it yourself.
>>149495190
>the authority
How braindead are you?
>deem
Right, because all of what I listed aren't newfags.
Of course, people posting links to Reddit are battle hardened OG goons that grew up with piss subs. You right man.
>>149495295
Can you at least pretend to have an argument with me to hasten the death of this thread?
>>149495156
>>149494783
>>149494654
>>149494591
>nice thread you got about your tv show here, sure would be a shame if a total faggot started posting
Ritsuko's breasts enter your personal bubble. What do you do?
>>149495299
>how braindead are you?
As much as you want me to be, Anon.
>aren't newfags
And how can you tell? Don't tell me; posting style? That's become too muddled to be taken seriously anymore.
>>149495333
It's always pretend when you're involved.
>>149495367
she was hot as a cougar seducing shinji in that one issue
>People saying Misato makes sense as an adult
spotted the children.
>>149495386
You sure would know alot about pretending, Mr. "I'm an Asukafag but like guro of Asuka"
>>149495383
Do I honestly have to explain to you why avatarfagging or linking to Reddit is a newfag behavior? How new are you?
>>149495354
But it was never a nice thread to begin with, it's derivative memebait OP shit. In fact, OP probably posted once and is laughing their ass off.
>>149495460
Oh pretty damn new Anon! Please teach me so I can become a battle hardened 4chan Anon just like you! I mean, it's obviously an honor to be a seasoned poster here on 4chan and /a/!
Could Asuka and Rei successfully stop Kaworu from monopolizing Shinji's cum pump?
>>149495367
Did I drink anything she offered? It may already be too late.
>>149495522
Anon can't stop fucking reposting shit so I don't know, you tell me.
>>149495420
I'm way too tired of this song and dance. You don't know how to offer up an actual argument, and you'll just start shitposting the second you back yourself into a corner. It's just boring.
>>149495542
i wish they'd explain the vanishing trap door.
>>149495590
You're just in denial because I'm right.
>>149495636
Congratulations, you're in the second grade.
>>149495625
>tfw i realized that the door is patterned like an A.T. field.
>>149495669
Resorting to petty adhominem attacks already. Seems like my victory is all but conclusive.
Ah, this thread.
Truly the pinnacle of /a/.
GOD
DAMN
>>149495716
You could at least report it and help usher it into 404.
>>149495703
You need to have an argument in the first place for there to be ad hominem.
>>149495716
It all returns to nothing.
>>149495754
Then you are blind.
>>149495367
genuflect
>>149495776
Go ahead and present an actual argument for once.
>>149495716
I want my own Asuka.
>>149495801
You should know I'm just baiting for replies to hit bump limit faster ARK. I thought you were wiser than this.
Asuka is for normies.
>>149495848
If you want me to stick around, make it worth my time. If you just want to shitpost, you're more than capable of it on your own.
>>149495840
Don't we all, asshole? Perusing heretical doujinshi like that is a great way to not get what you want though.
Hypocritical piece of shit.
>>149495861
>normies
Pot calling the kettle black I see, normalfag.
>>149485984
I just fired up 1.11 again.
So was Misato autistic or what?
>>149495886
You're the one who felt obligated to respond. Clearly making something worth your time isn't as difficult as you seem to imply.
>>149495896
You sound upset, anon.
>>149495964
I've been upset this whole thread. Literally news to no one. Meg needs to die of cancer already. Utter waste of talent.
Were it that I could jack it to abominable shit and still act like I deserved anything but a bullet in the back of my head.
>>149495936
You're braindead, mate. Good to know you still don't know how to argue, at least. Enjoy your shitposting.
>>149496004
>>149496019
And here we go with the adhom again. For shame, ARK. For a veteran of the generals, you sure don't know how to argue.
>>149496051
Don't post that fucking smile at me. You know I'm right, too, fag.
>>149496075
>>149496101
No.
>>149496144
4 billion years from now when the sun is going nova and we're fleeing the galaxy on spaceships, the people aboard those spaceships will be arguing about Rei versus Asuka.
The same tired and true antagonism every time. You are a spectacle.
>>149496202
Tall words from someone who can't even fucking post quote correctly. I'm a spectacle? You're an embarrassment.
>>149496194
4 billion years from now, they'll make clone armies of Rei's fighting Asuka's
>>149496238
Will you ever tire of shitposting? Get off your highhorse and face the music already. You're no better than a shitposter.
>>149496194
VISION FLOATS IN THE AIR FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING FIGHT AND NEVER EVEN THROWS A PUNCH TILL THE END
THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THEM IF HE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING
YES
FUCK THAT MOVIE
GOD
>>149496283
I am the long awaited panacea this thread has needed for far too long.
>>149496194
akira is my favorite meme
>>149496317
post the whole thing
>>149496317
Are you getting butthurt over a kike cash cow like LA Mahvel Gayvengers? Who cares?
>>149495625
Please stop watching inferior quality versions of Evangelion for anything other than historical research purposes.
>>149496202
>>149496283
The fuck's wrong with you?
>>149496363
How about you nail yourself to a post and then die?
>>149496372
Speaking of death I guess Sephi is dead again.
>>149496194
>blue>red
SUCK IT ASUKAFAGS. ALSO SUCK IT STARKFAGS.
>>149496389
It'd be nice if he'd show some sign of life every once and awhile. He had some interesting things on his docket to release
>>149496363
What am I looking at?
>>149485984
>Childhood is when you idolize Rei
Rei personality dont exist in real life, children idolize Rei because they never see that in personality in any middle/High school
>Adulthood is when you realize that Asuka makes more sense
When you are adults in the real world exist this Asuka personaly of crazies bitches exaggerate everything and every man hate”
>>149496377
The fuck is wrong with YOU, imposter? I shan't have you disgracing my lauded name.
I've lost faith in anno. the godzilla movie is better than his eva stuff at this point
I just wanted to be friends with Evangelioners.
>>149496372
Why does she still have boob bubbles in that form?
>>149496418
Literally someone getting fucked
>>149496416
A shame, probably got bogged down in some real grown ass man shit (TM) to be bothered with us.
>>149496442
That was your first mistake. The fanbase is utter cancer and anyone who isn't is old and grumpy.
>>149496418
original storyboards.
I believe the scene with Asuka/Shinji was immediately followed with Misato/Kaji.
>>149496442
All Shinji wanted was a blowjob.
>>149496447
That must be the way the suit is made
>>149485984
Is there anything worse than Asukafags?
>inb4 Reifags.
>>149496502
And so the same could be said for me but you don't see me getting to pilot an Evangelion or getting to be in Misato's apartment with Asuka.
>>149496518
Reifags.
>>149496518
Your gif makes me wonder. Is there any fanbase rivalry between two anime characters as strong as the one between Reifags and Asukafags?
>>149496518
YunYunfags
POLAND
>>149485984
Childhood is Asuka, because your prepubescence demands something that makes you hard.
Autism is Rei, because you need to be a fucking autist to be attracted to this empty shell of a character.
Adulthood is realizing you want someone like Misato, as she understands alcohol is the only poison that will kill all the stuff inside you filled with your past regrets and errors, choices you could have made and the terrible terrible past that has lead to this awful god forsaken present in which you barely feel alive and you question if there's something to savage out of your pathetic and miserable existence. As alcohol drowns temporarily those sorrows provocked by that monotonous life which you barely enjoy.
>>149496651
My dick will always choose Yui first.
>>149496679
captcha: REYMAX
>>149496572
Asuka/Rei
Betty/Veronica
Donald/Hillary
Blade/Buffy
Vanilla/Chocolate
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>>149496739
I want this to be porn.
>>149496418
Also, I believe that the dialogue had Shinji saying something like, "what is this feeling"
with Misato saying "it's when two hearts become one"
Followed by Asuka and Misato noises?
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The thing is, is that my Japanese is a bit off.
If i'm right, it creates a different interpretation for the beach scene.
>>149496765
>Donald/Hillary
Whatever side you're on, no one's gonna hang on unto that one other than as an old shame in a couple of days, It's basically like any Hype anime that gets forgotten the year after.
And chocolate is obviously superior, vanilla can be good in a team, but chocolate stands on it's own, though nut flavors are superior.
>>149496782
Is this from that licensed doujin?
>>149496888
>acknowledging Maya/Ritsuko
This is wonderful for that alone
>>149496966
yes?
>>149497024
Where did you find the scans?
>>149496905
>he's a chocolatefag
>>149496978
>Now try again... but this time... just be Maya
This is a man of taste.
>you'll never get sexually harassed by Asuka and Misato
>>149485984
I don't see how people like Rei. Even if you think Asuka is a dumb bitch it's not like Rei is that interesting either. She's a clone of Shinji's mother with no personality whatsoever. It makes me wonder if reifags are people that buy sex dolls.
>>149497067
I'm a pecanfag, but chocolate will do when selection is limited and it's obviously superior to vanilla. Only good vanilla are doujins.
>>149497177
what site did you get them from?
I can't find them.
>>149496826
>>149496984
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>>149497142
Fuyutsuki will save you.
>>149497144
>It's not like Rei is that interesting either. She's a clone of Shinji's mother with no personality whatsoever.
Only her haters believe that bullshit. 3.33 gave us a straight clone of his mother with no personality and we fucking despise that piece of trash.
But of course, Rei if for people with subtle taste and that can understand the difference between them so I don't expect you to see the difference.
My favorite Eva doujin is still the one with Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders.
>>149497357
It was so perfect until this, Gendo very much disliked death, that was the core of his opposition to Seele
>>149497327
Rei (9? 10?) from 3.33 is completely robot for most of the movie, but I really liked the subtle signs of self-awareness and personality that start appearing during the latter parts of the movie. How she realizes when Shinji learns she isn't "his" Rei, or how she decides to follow the other two of her own volition.
Is Khara telling us about something?
>>149485984
Other way around. Older guys dont have the time or energy to deal with girls like Asuka.
>>149497518
tsk whatever gramps
People please, post more funny doujins.
>>149497518
No wonder Kaji told her to talk to the hand
>>149497482
>Q is called 'you can (not) redo'
>Jo-Ha-Q-Kyuu dance is literally redoing Q with Kyuu
They know they fucked up and the only solution is them ignoring the irony of that title and redoing it.
>>149497464
Congratulations, she now has the level of complexity of a stray dog you fed so now its following you around. Losing Rei for that worthless thing is unforgivable.
>>149497857
>Not being touched by the beauty of humanity finding its way into the soul of anyone, even a manufactured clone.
>Not remembering that good old housewife 2.22 Rei is still safe and sound in EVA-01 as explained by Ritsuko, and that she'll probably be making her comeback in 4.0.
This is why anno hates us
>>149496372
THICC
>>149497952
Don't give a damn about a Pinocchio story if the wooden doll is uninteresting and usurps a far more interesting character. TruRei being denied not only further development for a whole movie but also being denied everything that happened in the second half of the show and that In my book made her the most interesting character ever just to turn her into the princess that needs to be saved is a fucking disgrace. But I don't expect you to understand, you're an Asukafag, you gave up Sohryu for that pathetic Shikinami counterfeit; worse than that your a fucking 3dpd-poster on /a/ you're not worth engaging beyond this point.
>>149498270
>Being a waifufag that would sacrifice more meaning character development and narrative for more fan service of his "best girl".which happens to be a toilet[\spoiler]
>>149498375
Only meaningful character development that was sacrifices is with sutff like Qshit and Shitkinami shitposter.
Childhood is when you watch Evangelion, identify with Shinji, and get fixated on characters depending upon the narrative of your circumstances, (and participate in waifu wars)
Adolesence is when you become curious about the world, seeking and struggling to make sense of all of it, making comparisons and seeking to internalize the themes of Evangelion that touched and inspired you as a child. You realize that the creators were serious Kabbalists and start to notice the common themes and archetypes that are present in almost all media, noticing connections and the pursuit of illumination and the Great Work.
Adulthood comes with the solidification of the identity, the study of your spiritual system of choice (ideally Kabbalah), and the construction of a secure foundation out of the wisdom of your ancestors, through which you "embrace the universe like a blazing star".
>>149497066
>ha! es hier num um sex und kommerzgeht
Ha! It's just about sex and comedy
Too much shit taste in this thread.
>>149498432
Can you shill your religion elsewhere? Thanks faggot.
>>149498574
If you're going to accuse others of shit taste you shouldn't choose worse timeline bitter dyke maya over cute relatable lesbian maya
>>149498779
Bringing up kabbalah in an eva thred ins not completely uncalled for.
Among Khara's multiple crimes, they did not protect this smile.
Fucking Monsters
So good natured and innocent she did not see anything wrong with democracy taken over by a machine and thought it was all for the best.
Misato is made for sex
Rei is made for performing womanly duties ie raising children
Asuka is made for the mental institution
The probably didn't even think anyone would think girls loving girls was wrong, and probably cried for a week straight (eh) the first time she got called an homophobic slur when she confessed to a crush.
She was so happy and proud to do the work that she did.
She cared about her coworkers, the well being of the pilots, and living up to the standards of her superiors.
>>149499341
Of course. She was working with the world's first and greatest cybernetic mainframe, directly underneath the computer's own daughter, to save the world. She was doing the right thing!
>>149499275
>>149499341
>>149499457
But she was still defeated by the principle that unless it's specifically a yuri-series, lesbians cannot win.
She probably fantasized about doing lots of things with Ritsuko, like kissing andhandholdingand stuff, but when instrumentality came all it took for her to be satisfied was a hug and to be told she was needed.
>>149499175
What a weak bait.
>>149498846
>>149498971
>>149499013
>>149499146
>>149499275
>>149499341
>>149499457
>>149499585
All these things and more are true about Ibuki Maya,
>>149498574 yet you choose the angry bitter Maya.
>>149486074
My or your left?
>>149499767
>>>149498574 yet you choose the angry bitter Maya.
I love it how Anno included that scene; just to show an angry Maya.
It's such a minor throwaway scene, and was done only to show the fact that Maya is now a bitter person compared to before.
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>>149485984
Adulthood is when you realize both of them are shit and you move on to get a real girlfriend and stop fapping to shitty animu characters.
>all these fags itt talking about Rei or Asuka
>not realizing Kaworu is best girl
>>149500637
>le boy is best girl meme
hahaha nice anon have you watched monogatari too? check out /r/anime, we really love it there :)
I'm watcing NGE for the first time (just finished 20) and this fucking baffles me
Rei is literally an emotionless tool with no personality
Asuka is a bitch. She's a selfish brat who isn't even tsundere, she, Rei, Shinji, and everybody at nerve almost died and she was having a temper tantrum in bed about how shinji was the one who ended up stopping the angel instead of her
How ANYBODY could like either of them enough to have them as a waifu is beyond me, let alone having it be the most legendary waifu war of all time
>>149501425
Get off this thread and finish the fucking series (and EoE).
You can come back after and we can start bullying you if you haven't corrected your shitty opinions.
Hang my head
Drown my fear
Till you all just disappear
>>149501708
good times
>>149502098
Soundgarden is severely underrated. Great taste anon.
>>149502383
Are they? Am I too /mu/ if I thought they were kinda mainstream? They're still pretty fucking good though.
>>149502098
>>149502383
>>149502527
https://youtu.be/RBXGxgreM1k
>>149502527
Maybe two decades ago. Most youngins don't care for Soundgarden.
>>149502737
Woops, meant to say never heard of. I'm a bit tired I guess, because I almost typed that "say" up there as "snow."
>>149502656
Black hole sun is one of their hypest songs too.
>>149501708
>>149502260
My friend said I should watch the redone _' versions of episodes 21, 22, 23, and 24 instead of the originals, is that accurate?
>>149503874
Directors cuts yeah watch them
>>149503874
The director's cuts are ten times better than the regular cuts. They help clear up a few plot holes and in general asuka's character is way better handled. Her mind rape scene is far more revealing to her character.
How long have you guys been posting in eva threads?
>>149504114
>>149503940
So should I do
>21'. 22', 23', 24', 25, 26, EOE, other shit
Or
>21', 22', 23', 24', 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, EOE, other shit
Or
>21', 21, 22', 22, 23', 23, 24', 24, 25, 26, EOE, other shit
>>149504209
First time was about 6 years ago, but I've been doing it more often really in the last year.
>>149503874
The directors cut were originally intended for the show, but were dropped due to constraints. I cant imagine Evangelion without them.
Skip Death and rebirth, its filler recap and 30 min of EOE.
Watch Eoe
>>149504222
shit, the first one was meant to be
>21'. 22', 23', 24', 25, 26, EOE, 21, 22, 23, 24, other shit
>>149504222
21-26, eoe, everything else
>everything else
dont hold your breath
>>149504309
>21'. 22', 23', 24', 25, 26, EOE, other shit
yes, do yourself a favor and watch it in this order
>>149504332
>>149504309
So are the original versions of 21-24 really not worth watching at all?
>>149504361
the directors cut elaborate themes and concepts on the episodes,
>So are the original versions of 21-24 really not worth watching at all
they are just the original episodes, with extended scenes. in my book they are better than the originals.
>>149485984
Before actually watching Eva I liked Asuka more.
After I marathoned the whole thing I'm 100% committed to Rei camp. Asuka a shit.
>>149504253
Not exactly. There were instances of replacing animation they weren't happy with, like most of Asuka in 22, removing details like the images superimposed over the Reiquarium in the broadcasted version of 23, and adding details that weren't written until after the show finished airing and first appeared in End like connecting Kaoru to Adam and Adam in Gendo's palm in 24.
>>149504740
spoilers
raising project is one of the best things that has happened to me. i mean, look how cute they are -- and they're just going hiking
>children idolize Rei
THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT LIKE REI?!?!?!
>>149504771
It's fiiine. That's gibberish to anybody who isn't already spoiled.
>>149505043
hope so.
>>149486529
fairly accurate if Kaworu represents giving up on walking vapid holes and enjoying life with friends instead of being gay
>>149504907
>you will never feel Asuka's hair gently drape over your own and surround you
>>149486079
This.
Somebody else can go save the world. I'm going to have my bath.