Are you ready for her to get no attention in the OAD?
She'll get more attention in the OAD then she has since the hospital arc, anon
>>149475550
Muh threads
>>149475550
Lala's leotard clad body in the background doing kettlebell based routines using her head as the kettlebell.
>>149475550
Yes. I want Crabman and the staff to bully her more. She'll forever stay a Who.
>>149476041
kys ESL-kun
Fuzz
>>149476041
Lala shouldn't be bullied, Lala should be loved tenderly
>>149476146
Tio!
>>149476089
You know she's popular as a forgettable character. I have to agree with the Anon on the other thread, people will never notice her presence.
>>149476187
She deserve to be bullied for having a perfect body.
>>149476271
Tio x 2
This shit is so fucking stupidi don't know why i keep reading it
I love Draco and I'm going to marry her!
>>149476847
I'm going to marry Tio!
>>149476968
Hands off she's my girl
>>149476271
Large breed is the Tio of spooders
>>149476847
I'm going to make an honest man out of her
>>149475550
so do we have a translation group lined up to take the oad?
>>149477169
I'll fite you m8
The Crawling Chaos in a nutshell:
>Phantasmagoric Hair
>Black Sclera
>Yellow Iris Eyes
>Dark Tanned Skin
>Prankster Personality
>"Faceless God"
Doppel is truly the Superior Girl.
>>149477214
More like the Cathyl of spooders, anon.
Daily Reminder that I'm going to marry Papi!
>>149477326
you mean like that one korean guy and his dakki?
>>149477326
Papi has some of the cutest fan art
Lala is best girl
> fight me neckbeard
>>149477265
Tio is the Superior Girl
>>149477326
You have fun with her, she seems great!
I will be marrying Miia!
>>149477251
I bet ogre would love me more.
>>149477388
Large, strong, aggressive, and bull-headed with stonking great tits to boot. Who else would you compare her to, Miia's mom?
Had a Monmusu dream.
>Was playing Mercy in Overwatch.
>Pass in front of a mirror.
>Green hair... no those are leaves.
>Holy hell, I'm Kii!
>Adult form, bark limbs, vine hair whole nine yards.
>Being extra lewd in battle with tits covered by single leaves. Whatever, ptfo.
>Dispense heals with one hand, dmg boost with the other, throwing sharpened wood spears as weapon, jump around the map using vine hair like a grappling hook.
>Get play of the game with a triple revive and a flying double kill.
Was more interesting than the 1st dream.
>>149477687
>Overwatch
stopped reading there.
>>149477687
Did you rape anyone with your morning wood?
>>149477293
Except large breed isn't shit
>>149477761
> Except large breed isn't shit
> Skin piercing needles the size of bone marrow needles
>>149477714
I actually dont play it that much anymore, was odd that brain pick it as the setting. Should have been Titan Fall 2.
>>149477744
Mei is 1reason why I dont play any more.
>>149477687
>That Kii
>Every time
Help. All my favorite girls aren't even main girls any longer.
>>149477805
>still thinking large breeds are accurate to real tarantulas
>>149477567
No you won't fucker.
She's all mine.
>>149477864
understandable and totally agree
>>149475655
yes, but AFTER the hospital episode
>>149475550
probably will happen something like this
>>149477981
Then what's the point?
>>149478186
Because big spooder cuddles
>>149477965
Kii is vastly underrated. She could be alot more useful in the story, but then people might complain that she is like Suu and Rachnera, and can just solve any conflict.
All of Crabs Girls are top tier.
>>149478291
Rather have her be punched by a male Large Breed's boxing gloves
>>149477567
Miia is a very nice and beautiful girl, anon, I wish you two lovebirds all the best!
>>149477357
Papi wa cute, so all art of her is great!
>>149477805
Different anon, but wouldn't it possibly have a 'bed of nails' effect if there are that many and that large?
A hug may be uncomfortable, but not overly damaging.
Best.
>>149478343
Female spiders are stronger than males ones tho
>>149478410
I'm gonna protect Papi's eggs!
>>149478813
I want toeatPapi's eggs!
>>149477965
Side girls have more wiggle room in their character for you to play with and are less likely to get snapped up by Kurusu "Pheremones" Kimihito. They're a good source of waifus.
>>149479200
But they're fertilized anon!
You better say your prayers cause Papi's gonna claw your goddamn eyes out.
>>149479360
>fertilizing Papi's eggs
What kind of sick fuck are you
>>149477243
Live translation over twitch, TTF will voice polt.
I will voice everyone else.
>>149478813
Auntie Miia babysitting.
So I just bought the latest volume, and on this page instead of "I'm the one in charge here", Rachnee says "Any raping around these parts will be done by me".
Which of these translations is right? The fan translation, right?
>>149479444
>2016
>Not making Harpy baby's with Papi
What kind of sick fuck are you
Tio is the only girl that is objectively the worst subspecies. Not demonic enough to be an oni but not big enough to be a giant. It's like being the tallest midget
>>149479646
Papi would make a good mom and i want to make her one!
>>149479452
Do Lamia's lay eggs as well?
>>149478813
Then I'm going to fertilize Papi's eggs!
>>149479710
Kinu. Demonic. I'll give you an unholy obsession with bishonen, but that's it.
>>149479738
Okayado hasn't told us yet.
>>149478332
>All of Crabs Girls are top tier.
This statement is false because horse pussy exists.
>>149479998
>Papi, don't you wanna play?
>Not today Boss, Papi's gotta warm the eggs
Papi wouldn't be herself when she's warming her eggs! She'd just lay on the bed all day!
>>149480396
>Not having fun lazy days in bed with Papi where you order pizza and just watch TV or play vidja while you take turns keeping the eggs warm and snuggling
The best part is baby birds are precocious and are basically like mini versions of adults so you don't have to worry about diapers or baby throw up or anything.
>>149480596
I always imagine that a baby Papi looked like this
>>149480596
>so you don't have to worry about diapers or baby throw up or anything
They shit where they stand and they feed by screaming until their parents throw up into their mouths.
>>149480720
Would they all call Darling Hubby?
>>149480855
They would call Kurusu pappy and Papi mommy.
>>149480396
>>149480596
POWERFUL
MATERNAL
INSTINCTS
>>149480596
>The baby harpies hatch
>You and Papi are both in tears, this is the most happiest moment in your lives
>The endless chirps bring you more joy
>Suddenly Papi moves closer to one of the babies
>She opens her mouth as you hear gagging
>What is she doing?
>Oh no
>She's actually feeding them her vomit
>You don't know if this is cute or disgusting
>>149480849
>>149481029
I've hand raised/hand fed baby birds so I find it cute personally, but yeah it might turn others off.
>>149481208
Yeah, and adult birds regurgitate food for one-another as a way of bonding. If Papi REALLY liked Husband, she'd vomit right into his fucking mouth after dinner.
I want to marry this snake.
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>149481542
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.
>>149481353
Well, the food comes from the momma bird's crop, not stomach, so it's not exactly "vomit". Although I dont know much about harpy anatomy, I would assume if Papi feeds her babies by regurgitation she also has a crop.
If she does have a crop, you'll have to make sure you are well stocked with the right kind of little stones to keep her healthy. You could get special gravel from nice rivers and keep them in the pantry, she'd appreciate that.
>>149481353
Except Papi isn't a bird
>>149481542
No, Tio!
Tio the brestgirl!
>>149481645
*best
whoopsie-daisy
>>149476305
Perfect bodies should be worshiped.
>>149481697
>head falls off
>perfect body
>>149481679
meh that was a lateral mistake at best.
>>149481645
Reminder that you best be careful when your having sex with Tio.
If she's on top you'll most likely be crushed.
>>149480396
>papi with stockings
YES
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
>>149481938
That is a risk I am willing to take
>>149481742
Exactly
>>149481742
> Not considering portable blowjobs perfect
>>149481938
Soft mattresses for the win.
>>149481697
>>149481742
Crabman knows that she has a very awesome body
Imagine how many times you would have to cum inside Tio to fill her up. She'd hold you down and make you cum over and over again until she was content and got off.
>>149482507
And a Liefeld spine
>>149481353
could be hot if done right
>>149482571
>She'd hold you down
It's not that simple anon.
Trust me I've done math on that.
Tio leglock + Tio hug = full bodylock + (continuous cinnamon flavored saliva exchange)
>>149482618
She wants to make sure she gets pregnant, anon. If she's doesn't get filled up every night she just can't be sure.
So every night she rolls over on you and rides you until you cum. Then you get a little breather and it's back to it.
Just make sure you get a very strong mattress, because Tio likes to be on top.
>>149479738
Probably notbecause crab is a hack
>>149483186
>Half human creatures where you can literally make up just about anything about them
>He's a hack for not making up what I want
I don't get this meme
>>149482571
>>149482571
>>149483010
>>149483050
Imagine coming home from a long day of work and Papi jumps on you and you pick her up and spin her light, little body around and she clings to you as you take off your shoes and she nibbles on your ear as you lead her to the bedroom and pull her down on top of you and you strip off her shorts and shirt in a few, quick movements and she starts biting and kissing your neck while clumsily trying to undo your belt and pull your pants down.
>>149483010
Is it me or is the game Tio a lot meatier than the manga Tio?
>>149482507
Of course he does. He's given it a ride several times.
>>149484189
Tio got the best treatment from the DMM game
Her and Rachnera
>>149484189
That's because manga and anime Tio is a set of twigs supporting two watermelon sized breasts.
>>149484241
You forget Miia and Manako
>>149484223
>>149484272
You can't change Manako
She will always be the most boring girl
>>149484511
Your opinion on Manako doesn't change the fact that the game treated her well.
She has one of the only good care animations in that game and it's the one of her sitting and rocking back and forth. Both of her designs are also great.
Please excuse my newfaggotry, but what the hell is OAD?
>>149484511
>>149484590
Manako might not be most anon's best girl but that doesn't change the fact that she is a qt
>>149480033
Is that K-ON! ?
>>149484655
Straight to laserdisk
>>149484655
do you know what google is?
>ywn amplify your family line by impregnating this fertile cinnamon roll
>ywn raise a half-orge son that respects and looks up to you even though you're half their size, with your loving cinnamon wife.
we are have nots
>>149476271
>>149484768
we are have nots for pic related
>>149484655
http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search/anime OAD
>all this Tio
This is a good thread.
>>149476847
I love cerea and I am going to marry her! Conjoined weddings, anon?
What is the source on Tio's bodily fluids tasting like cinnamon?
>>149477265
Praise be to the all-consuming one.
>>149485011
You're posting on it.
There will never ever be a monstergirl better than Gigantes
>>149485011
Memes
>>149485086
How will she feel anything when you fuck her with your dick?
>>149485086
I prefertrollsbut all big girls are best
>>149485086
Cerea exists, so you are wrong.
>>149484768
No giant son to go on father son shit fuck it hurts
>>149485152
Ayy anon troll a best
>>149485130
Cave diving certs aren't THAT hard to get, anon.
>>149484770
>>149485166
Ok, I know this anime panders to a whole league of fetishists, but mine is left out. I know thatnon-homo bromance and bros before hoes friendshipis extremely niche fetish that most of the people are absolutely disgusted by, but is there a monster dough-jin I could read to ease my ragingsoulboner?
>>149485327
>mfw noorc buddy to drink and discuss anime with and to teach you the means of becoming a respectable alpha male to make my monster waifu to notice me
Hold me /a/
>>149485086
> Trolls confirmed to have males
Hope Trollfags have good skill in stealth crits
>>149481645
Have a moving version
>>149485522
I dont know trollbros might be cool guys unlike centaurs whi literally need ti cuck someone to reproduce
>>149485520
orcs are criminally underrated.
these asshats of mangakas need to step up their game and start making more orc-on-mon stuff
To those who dislike Cerea, would you like her a lot more if she wasn't half horse?
>>149486078
No. Her personality is boring.
>>149486078
I actually like Cerea as a person, but would prefer her without the horse half.
She'd be a top-tier elf or something
>>149485086
Her toes are pretty iffy, though I could be biased for not being big on feet in general.
At the same time, she deserves some major healing. Someone to make her feel more loved
>>149486178
This. I'm a footfag, but I like feet to be clean and soft.
Snek
>>149486078
If it wasnt for the horse bits she'd just be a straight up saber clone.
And saber is shit. So figure it out.
>>149486224
This never stops being adorable.
>no beach dateo with tio
kill me then
>>149486224
I bet her scales are really soft.
>>149486224
I'm going to kiss her forehead.
>>149481697
Only thing she's good for is the sex.
>>149486078
I dislike her for other reasons, namely, her being a cuntThere is literally nothing wrong with horse pussy
Not enough best girl in this thread.
>>149486078
No
Shes worst girl for a reason
>>149486360
finally, someone with taste
>>149486078
Would be better but more the reason I can't stand her is because of her personality. That's annoys me the most.
>>149486078
I would not.
As someone who spent much of his younger days being really into the fate series I've become sick of the standard sword wielding blonde archetype that people keep reusing.
Even without the disgusting horse parts I have no interest in her personality.
>"Mom, Dad. This is my new girlfriend"
>Your waifu comes in
How do your parents react?
>>149486422
More like THICCnera
>>149486473
If the exchange program is a widespread thing, I think they'de be surprisedthat she isn't a lamia
>>149486422
exactly right, not enough love for her today
>>149486473
>my new girlfriend is an 8ft tall tarantula
I reckon they'd be a teensy bit surprised
>>149486473
My dad wouldn't give a shit, my mum would start planning our god-damn wedding and nagging me about babies. She's been jonesing hard for grandkids ever since her sister-in-law got some.
>>149486224
I'm want to make Miia a mother.
>>149486615
Think regardless of what type of liminal this'll be the outcome.
>>149486653
>liminal
>>149486653
>liminal
>>149485520
> tfw no monsterbro for every workout
>>149486653
The type of between or belonging to two different places?
>>149486473
>Miia slithers in excited to meet them
>Stepdad tries to act like he's happy
>Mom acts nice to her as she pulls me into another room
>Tells me what the hell I was thinking, she'd even accept me being gay at this point
>Tell her that we're going to get married
>She sighs and hands me some money, telling me I have to leave.
>>149486794
All snakes deserve to be deported
>>149486794
your parents sound like total faggots
The world needs more Doppel-chan.
>>149487048
I cried when I heard her song. It's so perfect.
>>149486473
I think they'd be all for it, considering she's humanoid except for the horn sticking out of her forehead.
>>149487100
Wouldn't they question her size though?
>>149475887
>Lala in a tight swimsuit getting all sweaty using her own head for rigorous exercise
Yet another fetish for the pile. But you know what I'd really love to see? How Lala would utilize her abilities in a Keijo match. With her massive tits and huge, supremely soft butt that would give Non Toyoguchi a run for her money she has the perfect body for it.
>>149487348
She's just a really tall girl, with a gigantic rack. I'm sure they would understand.
>>149485520
I want to be his friend.
You will never tie up Lalas body and throatfuck it while the body watches
What's the chapter there little girl gets turned into a zombie to save her life?
>>149487511
That's torture and you know it.You know damn well that body would strip you and ride you bareback until your hips are pulverized from the continuous pounding
>>149476187
Only a fool wouldn't do both when appropriate. A delicate mix of both is appropriate for a woman as remarkable as her.
>>149476305
Not only is her body perfect, it's also perfect specifically for bullying. Since she becomes such a lusty, submissive pile of female arousal when separated and the head having all the shame and consciousness to protest and beg for mercy with no ability to retaliate whatsoever, all on top of the fact that she can feel even the slightest sensations in her body when split it is as though biology designed her specifically to be sexually tortured in the most ruthless, humiliating ways possible, and based on her reactions you can tell she gets off hard on it.
>>149481697
Believe me pal, I know. But awakening the maximum masochistic potential in her perfect body would be the ultimate form of appreciation. The gravest offense one could commit would be to deny her calling, that is a painfully adorable girl who loves to feel a thick cock stretching out all of her holes and underneath her death knight persona just wants to watch herself from the most obscene angles getting fucked into a submissive slutty wreck. Literally the perfect woman.
>>149486360
I want Rach to aggressively tie me up when I get home and pretend to be super pissed like relationship ending pissed about something before revealing she was happy I remembered our anniversary and got her a Keurig.
This stream drawing was stupid but fun to draw
>>149487901
Where's the other version? Don't hold out on us m8.
>>149487901
Perfect, miia is the best embarrasing mom
>>149486794
Good thing you have a whole family of lamias waiting at Miia's home for you.
>>149487901
That's fucking cute. I really like how Miia is using her height to get that sign out there.
>>149487632Only if you orgasm denial her hardcore, just keep fucking her deep in her throat until her pupils turn into little golden hearts and roll into the back of her head while the body is tearing into itself, twisting her nipples and swollen clit an even darker shade of purple trying desperately to orgasm to no avail, until she finally can't take it anymore and yanks the head off your cock, throws herself aside and pounces on you like a bitch in heat just slamming into your pelvis cowgirl style over and over until you pass out from exhaustion.Needless to say, you'll need to pay her back by leaving her head outside where everyone can hear her and pronebone her sensitive blueberry-scented butthole until you can hear her screaming for mercy all the way outside.
what's up with all this talking about Lala?
she's for passionate and cute sex
>>149488270
>Liking Lala
May as well just date a normal human girl for how 'monster' she is.
>>149488270
Does the person who draws these have some sort of pixiv or tumblr or something?
I love them deeply
>>149487901
Does this school wear biker jackets for varsity jackets?
>>149477265
Zombina is the Superior Girl
>>149488328
Her species is shit which is why I don't like her much, but if she was a normal person or a demon with that skin and those eyes I'd be all over them
>>149488407
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>149488509
Naw.
>>149484332
Thank you for reminding me of rewatching this show.
>>149488565
Yes
>>149487901
Fuck yes this is great. I love the darling eyes on her.
Do you guys like your favorite girl because of her body or her personality?
I like Tio for both.
>>149489075
I love Miia's passion and drive to better herself for the person she loves.
Sneks are also top tier girls.
>>149489075
Troll waifu.
Calm and carefree. The perfect yin to my constantly questioning life and reality and if any of this means shit. Plus shes big and thats a plus.
>>149486473
>Mom is allergic to beesWhat did I mean by this?
>>149489367
>chasing your mother away from your penis
That's fucked up. Heartless.
>>149485555
nice numbers boy
>>149489226
>not to mention, you will never have to pay any bridge tolls ever again. you will be given a Fraternity of troll lovers id card by your troll waifu.
>you will also get used to getting or making troll sized servings of all your meals.
>you will always be your troll waifu's little spoon to which she snuggles against for warmth during those cold winter nights.
>>149486297
>>149485555
Am I the only one who wonders if Tio's pussy tastes like cinnamon bun?
>>149489367
> Cuckposting
>>149486473
>Mom would be happy, if a little intimidated by her size and the prevalence of the horn on her head
>Dad would be glad that I finally found a reason to leave the house
Add in a couple games of 20 questions and you have how my parents would react
>>149486473
She'd scare them to death and laugh about it.I probably would laugh too.
>>149488156
That's pretty good.
>>149488270
Key is to keep her guessing whether it will be cute vanilla or hardcore.
>>149489782
A warm-from-the-oven sticky-with-honey cinnamon-scented slice of heaven, you say? Nope, never thought that at all.
>>149489782
Horchata anon
>>149490249
Imagine being Tio's husband with exclusive access to that warm, sweet pussy.
>>149486473
>"Mom, Dad... This is my new girlfriend
>Papi bursts into the room
They would like her. My mom would think she's too skinny and would cook for her. My dad would be happy that she'swhiteand not fat or ugly. My mom would them cook us a ton of food and my dad would give me some playful jabs.
My mom and dad would both talk to her and find out she's kind of dumb, but that would actually be a benefit, because it gives my mom something to bitch about, which she loves. My dad would like that because he can bullshit and tell her all sorts of made-up stories and she'd buy it all. He could also tell stories over and over again and it'd be like he told her for the first time.
Also, I would be happy, which is the most important.
>>149490478
>Also, I would be happy, which is the most imporant
Awww. That's sweet.
>>149486473
Troll waifu cant enter parents house because its single story.
We all talk outside and the neighbors come out for a look.
They would probably accept her. Dont care if they dont. Her being green might throw them off but shes also 10m tall.
>>149490478
I think Papi is the one that would worry my parents the most, because I already have birds as pets.
>>149486473
>Lala walks in
>Both parents surprised at her skin tone but that aint a big deal
>Her manner of speech is odd but my pops and dad sort of enjoy it because they can tell how awkward she is.
Essentially all will go well so long as her head doesn't come off.
Are there vampires in the Monster Musume universe? Technically they're humans, I guess, but at the same time they're monsters in some sense.
>>149490814
shit i meant mom and pops
>>149490829
There's one in the online game.
>>149490786
Same goes to me and a ball python
>miia comes in
>"anon I knew you liked snakes this is a bit silly"
>mom loves snakes though and would adore a snake girl
>>149490814
>everything is going fine, parents just think she's some weird asian due to her skin color and accent.
>dad is laughing after telling her some lame dad joke, she's just kinda standing there fidgeting while you're sitting with your mom on the couch
>he gives her a hard pat on the back while laughing
>her head pops off and she catches it in her hands
Now what do your parents do?
>>149490829
I think they hinted at one in the next chapter.
>>149490899
Jump out their seats, call an ambulance, call an exorcist, the usual.
>>149490786
I've had birds as pets, growing up though I don't currently have one. They're my favorite pets next to dogs honestly.
>>149486473
They'll get along so long as they can respect their differences.
>>149488270
Nigger I just explained why she's perfect for both. And besides, hardcore debauched sex isn't necessarily mutually exclusive with passionate lovemaking. A man needs to know when it's the right time for either, and every now and then, both simultaneously.
>>149488328
Show me a "normal girl" who can suck your balls while you're pounding her ass doggystyle and you might have a point. Purely in terms of ability she's far more monstrous than other humanoid monstergirls like Monoeyes, Ogres and Zombies especially if her supernatural powers weren't merely theatrical flair.
>>149488376
They're simple, but nice. I would totally fuck the hell out of this cute, undetailed Lala.
>>149488474
I can't think of a single positive difference either of those would make. She already probably fucks like a succubus anyways.
>>149490863
Is the game gud?
>>149491329
The games gonna die in a few days so, no
>>149491406
No more Horo.
>Feelsbadman
>>149486473
>Miia
There's a very strong "You do you" vibe in my family.
They'd probably think she's pretty rad at the least.
>>149491329
I would hardly call it a game. It's not very good.
Some of the original game girls are good, but many of them are forgettable or badly designed.
When you've got to churn them out every couple of weeks it's to be expected.
Just enjoy the art and stuff from the game.
>>149491479
There will be more art of all the girls.
Do not doubt this
>>149491329
You know those shitty "Free" mobile phone games that are heavy on microtransactions, and are really grindy? Yeah, it's one of those.
>>149490899
Aw jesus
>Both mom and dad exclaim in fright i.e. "oh shit what the fuck"
>Lala gets spooked, about to go full spaghetti-spill mode
>I quickly reassure my parents that she's totally okay as I get up to help Lala put her head back on because she's fumbling with it.
>With head secured, Lala then sits with us on the couch all embarassed and shit (cute).
And then my parents ask a ton of questions and my dad acts like he really knows what a Dullahan is. My mom would probably be a bit more freaked out.
They'll be cool with her, I'm sure.I feel like I overwrote that. pls forgive me.
>>149491595
I think you're fine. I wrote:
>>149490478
afterall.
I would imagine Lala losing her head would kill the evening, though, which would suck. Just make sure she wears a scarf or a turtleneck and just try to have her avoid moving around too much. If you can have her sit on the couch and just kinda hover between there and the bathroom, you should be all set for the visit.
>>149491595You fueled your own imagination. Building a theoretical moment in your minds eye. Bringing you a little bit closer to the one you treasure most. A thing we all strive forThere is nothing to forgive.
>>149491529
Unless they're in the monster girl fandom, we'll never see more of them.
>>149491595
I was actually going to actually write out a scenario when I wrote >>149489961but I'm not confident in my ability to write in the slightest
>>149491529
Except Doppel.
>You will never do lewd things to Bina's body while she has rigor mortis
>You will never hear her moan as she's helplessly fingered and groped
>She will never "Forget" to stretch before bed more often
>>149491781
Be glad she is more memorable than you know who.
>>149491734
>Crab wants to include game girls in manga
>The artistic rights are vague
>Crab is fighting for your waifus
>>149491772
Write it man I need more tio shit
>>149491885
Hopes he adds best girl Haru.
>>149491916
This. I want more Tio stories.
>>149486473
>Finnaly, we were worried you're a faggot or something
>whats with the glasses tho?
Then when she takes them off everyone pretends it alright, dad makes shit jokes and after she's gone i get banter'd to death by everyone for years to come.
>>149491916
Maybe later, anon, be patientthis is actually a pretty common thing for me, I should be over it in an hour or so
>>149492046
Never marry Monoeyes, Anon.
Or else people will hate on you for the rest of your life.
>>149492043
Huh I know you fags would tear my writing apart but I always liked writing and idk maybe some of you will like the stupid mushy shit. Would mostly be short stories about big girls.
>>149492168
Mushy stories with big girls are best.
>>149492324
Well anon ill think of something and get it started tonight maybe. Probably be very vanilla possibly some lewd idk.
>>149491691
It would certainly throw a wrench in the works. P.s.I enjoyed what you wrote. It felt sweet.
>>149491726
Good to know my dude.
>>149491772
Hey man go ahead
>>149492411
Now we're talking please get to it I need this
>>149491837
Don't do this to me, anon
>>149492745
>You will never feel up her soft thighs
>You will never squeeze her breasts
>You will never tease her by grinding yourself against her before slipping yourself inside while she's totally helpless
>>149493517
hm. Question: did she say "put that weiner inside me" during rigor mortis?
>>149493849
She was practically begging for it.
>>149493911
okay cool
good shit then
>>149493983
The next morning she'll get her revenge.When you awaken to find yourself bound to the bed frame, naked, with her sitting right on your morning wood as she traces a finger up and down your body.
>>149481029
Before industrial baby food, when they needed more than milk, but still hadn't teethed, what do you think happened? Or rather, still happens in many places?
Premastication. Granted, we don't throw it back up so much as pre-chew the food for them. And birds have a special chamber, so it isn't exactly vomit either.
It makes sense in context, but did surprise me, since I hadn't really thought about it. One of the very few useful things I really learned in Anthropology.
>>149486473
Poorly.
>>149486473
>I got a girlfriend
They would probably fall on their back out of surprise for anything i brought home
I want to water this plant (with my dick (and I don't mean with urine))
>>149495437
>Anything
>Thing
That's not a nice way to refer to you're waifu.
>>149495437
They would probably be surprised I left the house at all
>>149486473
They would be surprised at first, but would be fine with it, although knowing my Mom she could say some embarrassing things.
>>149486473
My mother would fucking jump out of her chair in shock and surprise, to find that her oldest son has finally found the love of his life, regardless who it is, with a loud sigh of relief that I'm not gay. But she would probably have questions about the blue skin and odd speech.
My father would give me a high-five and oogle those thighsif he was still alive ;_;
Will we get Papi Squats in the OAD?
>>149495494
But would you be willing to pollinate her?That is, have kiira give you a blowjob, then go eat kii out while holding your cum in her mouth to release it deep into her flower pussy andpush it even deeper with her extra long tongue
>>149486360
I'm almost scared to see her mother, whenever that is.
Anon asking about moms yesterday, they interest me.
>>149486473
They'd first do a double take when they see eight spindly legs clik clak inside. But as they hear me wax poetic on her virtues and how adorable she is and how much I love her, they'd probably be over their shock by then.
Rach can be really girly, me mum would dote on her like fuck. Dad would be happy I found someone. They're kind of different from what you'd expect on that front, they don't really care.We're Punjabis, and a lot of us tend to outmarry anyways. Aunt does a lot of sewing/patchwork and so would love getting top quality thread. Maybe I'll get her to secretly knit or teach me to knit Rach a sweater I can give for our six months or one year.
Mom would start asking when am I having kids(she already has). One of my more cheeky aunts would whisper asking me if she's different down there and how.
>>149486618
Hang in there brother.
>>149486473
At this point, my parents would just be happy that I found someone.
If they knew about the exchange program it'd be easier for them to handle it.
My mom would quickly love how sweet and friendly Miia is and how infatuated she is with me and be fine with it. Dad being the conservative type would be wary of it at first, but would be fine with it also after speaking with her.
>>149486473
the police are called, unfortunately.
I want monstergirls to be real just to do some light bullying
>tfw will never buy Miia a mouse with a tag "lunch" on it
>>149495782
Im holding out for her mother being a ara ara milf who treats rachnee like her little girl. doting on her and showing off baby pictures and all that
>>149495714
Hot.
>>149495897
That's cruel, anon.
>>149495897
>she thanks you and eats it right there
>>149495897
>Dangle it in front of her
>Primal instinct takes over and she tackles you in a grapplehug
>>149496439
is that smith wearing mouse ears?
>>149496439
monster snake miia looks like envy
>tfw monster musume is slowly taking away your desire for 3D
h-help
>>149497385
Once it starts, there is no going back.
>tfw always thought I'd be someone who wouldn't let the 2D take over
So which species have no males? Which girls grew up with human fathers?
>>149497385
Do not fight it, we have all seen the truth.
>>149496439
This artist's rachnera is cute as hell. This is the same artist that drew her daughter right?
>>149497458
>So which species have no males?
Harpies and Lamias
>Which girls grew up with human fathers?
None of them.
>>149497385
Why fight it?
>>149497385
3D is overrated
>>149496439
//A.. A mouse!! I wanna eat it!!
//Squeak...
//Yo!
//"Mouse Kingdom" was really fun~
//We got you all some souvenirs
//Oh,
//Thank you
Ah!!
...Something like that right?
//You're a snake right?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
//Mrs Smiiith!
//I'm gonna die
Bottom text: [Um~ Something terrible's going on in the background though (lol)]My parents would not be too happy with Polt considering her mythological background it'd be "demons this" and "Devilry that" might be able to win my mom over with cute grand-pups eventually though.
>>149497522
>Miia grew up without a father
I'd make damn sure that our daughter would have me there to raise, love, and take care of her.
>>149486473
>Son, that's a harbor, not your girlfriend.
>>149497385
It's taking my desire of 2D away
>>149497616
Ms* Smiiith
Don't think she got married while I wasn't looking. My bad.
>>149497616
And you pollute an entire family tree. Zyyz would be dissapointed in you, balding cucklet
>>149497519
It is. They drew a good amount of 4koma comics. You can find them on the official Monmusu website
>>149497616
Thanks brah
>>149497522
>>149497628
So no matter how much human sperm/dna is infused into a lamia bloodline, the product will always be snek?
>>149497522
Why wouldn't Papi have grown up with her father?
>>149497751
Harpies always on the move
>>149497743
Yes.
Female only species and if they could get human boys then they wouldn't need to kidnap or lure men to their villages.
>>149497820
>tfw you'll never be a ripe 14 year old shot getting abused by a village of sexy snek womn.
Why live?
>>149496224
>>149496263
Begin Phase 2
>>149497883
Go younger. A kid that grows up in the lamia village while being groomed to be the eventual tribe husband.
Think about the snek childhood friends.
>>149497923
>playing FPS with a controller
>>149497719
>Zyyz
You profane his name brah.
Zyzz is smiling on me anon can you say the same?
>>149497728
This one looks like I'm missing some context. Is there a 4koma that came before this one? Like of Rachnera and MC bungee jumping?
>>149486473
Everything would go completely fine so long as she was in her full dress. My mom would probably love talking with her while my dad would be thinking of how to invest the royal treasury and get rich.
>>149497751
Her mom and dad only see each other once in a while, like chapter 28. Papi barely recognized a picture of her dad as someone she met once.
>>149497950
>As soon as you hit puberty you get gang-raped by snek women daily until your body fails
>>149498016
>Is there a 4koma that came before this one
There probably is, but I either don't have it or it's lost somewhere in my folders.
I want to ride on a gigantes shoulder
For some reason I just got the idea of Tio and her homestay walking in town, Tio spots an all you can eat Cake buffet and turns to her homestay:
"You stay. I go. No follow"
Then jets off Iron Giant style.
The fact that this girl isn't real is more then just unfair.
It's down right torture.
>>149498292
Miia wears stupid hats. Fitting, really.
>>149498328
Those hats are great. Shut your mouth.
It's a cute girl in a cute beret.
>>149498257
Then 2 hours later Tio comes out crying and says she wants to go home because the mean manager at the all-you-can-eat place kicked her out after consuming $20,000 worth of food with no signs of slowing down.Then you squeeze her hand and lead her back home while she tries to hide her tears after being called out like that because it makes her feel like a big monster and not a cute little girl when humans accuse her of being some sort of insatiable eater when in reality she probably wasn't even close to being full and you realize this so on the way back you get her a huge ice cream cone which helps her stop crying.
>>149498854
Ouch my heart.
I want to blow raspberries on Miia's abs
>>149498257
I read that as:
>I stay
>You go
>>149498854
"She ate all our cakes! And two plastic gummy bears!"
>>149485520
That almost looks like my dog.
>>149499142
>>149499053
Oh God her abs.
>>149499192
40 cakes.
Tio ate 40 cakes. That's as many as two twenties and that's adorable.
>>149486473
My parents would be visibly stunned by her size
>yes, I'm an ogre, I hope that it isn't an issue for you.
After that, mom would be all over Tio, captivated by her charm. Dad would become eerily calm and quiet for some time, as if there was something wrong, ut also act normal. After a dinner I'd have to show Tio where our barhroom is and talk to my surprisingly chill parents (even my dad) while she excuses herself.
But right as my dad hears the toilet flush (or flushes, i kinda doubt our toilet can handle ogre shit) he would spring on his seat. And one the toilet door opens he wouldstart singing aloud
>Some BODY once told the WORLD is gonna roll me
And start laughing histerically
Me and my mom wouldn't be surprised at all, a part of us always knew he'd be up to something as usual, even going as far as to wait for this moment for several hours. But Tio would be visibly flustered and maybe perhaps lock herself in the bathroom out of pure embarassment, while poorly trying to come up with a reason for her to stay inside. I would try to comfort her from the outside by telling her that my dad just adores stupid jokes while he himself is holling on the floor with tears in his eyes, looking like he was waiting for this moment for his entire life. Mom would also try to comfort Tio, knowing full well that scolding my crusty old cinn roll of a dad would result in nothing.
After what seemed to be an eternity Tio would finally muster up her courage to come out. Still with glitters in her almost teary eyes and visibly barassed, she'd doubtfully say something among the lines of> I'm fine... I-Its all ogre now
And moment would feel like a ring exchange at the wedding, sealing both our love and both my parents approval
My dad would teach her all sorts of awful puns afterwards tho.
>>149486473
My parents aren't in good shape. I think she'd have some cleaning up to do.
>>149499305
Anime ruined Miia's belly. Gave her a weird elongated torso.
Why is she so perfect?
>>149499513
BIG
FAT
OGREHUGS
>>149499541
combined with unyieldingkindness
>>149494077
OOWEE
that's good shit
>>149499343
>mfw no crusty ol' cinn roll dad to sing karaoke with
>>149499305
What's underneath her hand
>>149499839
Her shirt, she is holding it up
>>149494077
>>149493517
>>149491837
gaw damn
>>149499621
>tfw you will never sleep with Tio, using her body as a bed and her tiddies as your pillows, enveloped in by her warm cinnamon scent
>>149499343
I laughed
>>149499343
>2 cinnamon rolls under the same roof
Anon I know that monmusu isn't exactly real but that scenario is completely fictional
I want your dad to be my best man at our wedding with Cerea
>>149499923
>ywn be nourished by her cinnamon-flavored breastmilk as she hugs you tighter
>>149501394
DUDE FUTA LMAO XD
>>149501482
>anything with a dick is a futa
Are you a futa, anon?
>>149501507
You're shopping bulges onto girls, anon
You don't get a highhorse
>>149501507
So they're just straight up traps?
>>149501591
Hound did that.
Character songs power ranking
Mero > Suu > Papi > Miia > Rach > Cerea
I haven't listened to the MON or the idol groups songs enough yet to have an opinion.
>>149501646
>Rach
>Below Miia
Objectively, factually, spiritually, and theoretically wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YefIdznKAKg
>>149501646
That's a pretty terrible ranking.
>>149499513
The Ogre is the real fiend.
>>149501867
>I raised you better than this
Does he dislike tall girls?
>>149501945
No just shit girls
>>149502002
>>149502048
That's the face Miia will be making when she finally goes on her rampage
>>149502048
>>149502326
>>149502392
>2016
>slimey dimey
>>149497385
I have managed to resist total conversion from 2D to 3D. It's been about 3 years, but I lean more towards 2D.
>>149502392
>filename
The worlds most interesting Slime.
Some say she's a lover not a fighter.
But she's also a fighter, so don't get any funny ideas.
"I don't always love, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tiddies.Can't think of a better way to end it.
>>149502826
What's to resist in 3D?
They're all awful.
A little something for everyone while we wait for the OAD.
>go back to download the lewd liz
>imgur took it down
Fuck, can someone upload it somehow please?
I offer this mild bully in return.
>>149503128
>>149501646
>>149501712
Holy shit.
Her song sounds intimidating on a primal fucking level for me. And yet it's kind of... sad?
Where can I get the translation of her song? I really want to know what she sings about, but google gives nothing
>>149503077
?The most venomous snake known in the world, a few milligrams is strong enough to kill 1000 people!
Mero here is trying to kill us all.
Ok boys I finished writing my troll short story about to upload it please tell me how bad it is lol
>>149488146
There's just something predatory in the gleam of Mama Miia that I can't quite place. The kind of fear that freezes you in place, eyes connecting.The kind of fear that makes the tent rise to the full moon
>>149503192
Griff?
>>149503345
I, uh
What is griff? Or did you misspell "grief"? Google give me some shitty hotel roomings instead of answers
>>149503497
Ha, nevermind.
There should be some semi-decent translations on Youtube under a guy named Heartblack, or blackhart. Something like that, I know I'm remembering it wrong.
>>149503497
He means our favorite skeleton shitposterUnless you're Griff, further shitposting, ya bastard
http://pastebin.ca/3737071
Do not be gentle anons
>>149503497
>>149503550
Never mind again, looks like the channel has been deleted or something.
It's your lucky day.
https://a.pomf.cat/mtirbg.7z
>>149503588
I fucking like it. Write more anon do shit like gigantes or something, I have needs. Good work
>>149503588
>http://pastebin.ca/3737071
Good lord anon, I dont know if its pastebin reformatting automatically, but some damned paper structure is needed. Indents and paragraphs and stuff. That wall of text hurts to look at.
>>149503233
My, howtragicthat would be.
>>149503128
>>149503157
Doesn't seem like it was taken down to me.
http://imgur.com/a/gCBBc
This spoon was served with a heap of anthrax though, might want to visit your physician soon.
>>149503891
A love triangle destroyed, with 2 dead, and one filled with regret for the rest of her life.
Mero you sick fuck, get some help already.
>>149503945
That scene really was just fantastically done in the anime.
>>149503875
Its pastebin i think. On word it has spacing between the paragraphs. Idk ill look into it so you can actually read it next time.
>>149503916
I think the link I had was just lineart.
The spoonfeeding is much appreciated.
>>149503707
You truly deserve your waifu simply because you actually helped me out instead of going full >muh spoonfeeding
Thank you man
>>149503916
I really dislike when Imperium makes them dirtied like that. So I choose to believe its thick anticipatory Grool instead.
>>149503768
Sure thing anon I already have a good idea for a gigantes short but she needs a name so help me out
>>149503986
Eh, I was new to all this almost exactly one year now I think. I'm not so jaded yet.
Anyway
The 'Blackheart' folder is his translation, which may be out of date since I compiled it, but oh well.
The other is what I managed to scrape together. All of whats in the .txts is google translate, but I included the other just because.
>>149504015
How about Loria? Sounds foreign or something as I assume gigantes don't interact with cities or modern societies much. On a side note, will you write about the continuation of Skadi's and Anons relationship? I like how it went.
>>149504015
Not that anon, but what kinda name?
Normal girl name?
Exotic Gigantes name?
Might narrow it down some.
>>149503588
Nigga I ain't reading all of that.
>>149504086
I like that actually it sounds like something a gigantes would be named. Idk probably. The groundwork is set now I just have to think about how far to set this next one. They could be dating they could be on the verge of doing it it depends.
>>149504118
Something exotic but nothing too crazy.
>>149504206
I understand I fucked the formatting hard when i transfered it. Ill do better next time anon.
>>149504226
Nice nice, but in the future, how will we know about your writing? Maybe we can keep in contact or something? Do you want to start tripfagging or maybe talk on discord or something like that?
>>149503891
>>149503945
Is it safe to say Mero is a huge Muv Luv fan?
>>149503192
I think her song is about her anxiety and lament of being born with a giant horrifying body of a merciless predator, a body that "cannot be loved". Miia may have had the similar anxiety of being seen as a spoopy snek and because of that she was afraid darling woulnt accept her, but spooder is on a whole new level of gratitude in that regard.
She just wants to be loved
>>149504301
Yeah ill throw this on when it comes to posting short stories. Ill get started on the gigantes one tomorrow for all the biggest girl fans.
>>149504466
Poor Rach. Id love ever inch of her gaint predator body. As long as she loves me back.
>>149504620
Thanks anon, I'm very excited for this. If you ever want any ideas for stuff, especially lewd, message my discord, wooty44, bye.
Lala a cutie
>>149504466
>tfw you will never be vague towards Rachnera so she never knows for sure if you accept her or not
>>149504775
>"anon do you love me"
>"i dont know i guess"
>gets raped
>>149504466
>>149504775
I imagine Rach being an extremely classy lady.until you get in the bedroom.
wtf it's 7am why there are so many anons awake
>>149486473We all cry because my waifu made it possible for us to see eachother for the first time in years
>>149504826
only midnight on the west coast NA
>>149504666
Thanks Blurry Satan
Ok so you have a slime waifu and lets say you get home from a run or mowing the grass and your all sweaty. Does she rape you?
>>149504903
Please no anal gore here
>>149504903
This is why slimes have to be deported.
>>149504775
>be vague towards Rach
>she's worried you're scared she'll hurt you
>she learns you're scared you'll hurt her
How does she react?
>>149504955
I don't understand her purpose in the story.
>>149505015
Crab likes drawing different monster girls and finds ways to introduce new ones.
>>149505015
>We need a succubus, those are a common monster girl trope
And thus Lilith was born. No more thought required. Crab follows pretty common tropes for his monster girls after all.
>>149505033
But this hurts chances of character development when it's replaced with fluff
>>149505015
She explained it herself, lolicon bait anon
>>149505090
Crabman just wanted to draw different monster tiddies and make em go KYAA
I don't think he's too interested in being an author with a compelling characters and overarching plotlines.
>>149505090
Lilith could be used for character development if she found a boyfriend and Rachera was forced to reflect on the fact her toy has supassed her.
>>149505141
>Boyfriend
>>149504802
Didn't mean like that
>anon what do you think of my spider ass
>ehh hmm uhh
>o-oh it disgusts you right, haha of course it does, I'll keep it covered from now on since you hate it
>>149504466
>>149504686
I really like her character. Like, she's the most interesting one crab has created so far. She may be hiding her true nature behind the cascade of a natural dominatrix, but she's still a very gentle girl that fucking never EVER hurts anyone, especially darling.
Ok, no really think about it
>gentle and anxious heart hiding behind mean demeanor
>a soft core under a rough spider exoskeleton
This shit is LITERALLY fucking poetry. Why the fuck do people think she's not the best?
>>149504987
From what we have seen in the manga, super flustered then proceeds to bondage till you forget about her being flustered
>>149505194
This is always such a great picture.
>Spider pedipalp hugs around your lower body
>Birb wings for wrapping around your upper body
>Snek anus plate
>Horse pussy
>Gills for infinite length underwater blows
>Slime head for multi-purpose holes
Truly no downside to this woman.
>>149505247
The downside is she lacks Cathyl's tits.
>>149505090
Look m8, back in the early days a lot of us figured characters like Lilith, Draco and Kii were gonna be one shots we never saw again. It's a harem manga, the fact that C team girls get 5-6 focus pages every now and then is pretty excellent
>>149505287
When I saw Kii I thought she might return in another Papi chapter, but it never happened.
>>149505215
Poor Rach
>>149505245
I feel you anon i really do. The fact shes so worried about hurting other shows shes a sweet girl even if she does enjoy wrapping people up.
>>149504987
>ties you up to keep you from moving unexpectedly into her claws
>ties herself up too
>>149504987
She goes full Ara ara~ and increasingly soft-bullies you while pretending that your words didn't really touch her in the slightest
But you can see she's barely holding her tears of happiness while always looking down on you from an angle that'd make it hard for you to notice anything
Once a single tear falls onto your face and she knows she can't hide her feelings anymore she starts to violently yet gently strip you down, lock you in place andcuddle with you while gently sobbing in your ear instead of raping you
>>149505454
And then I pull out my gun.
>ywn hold and reassure your feelings to a crying Rach
>ywn never wake up to her bedhead and possible bedwebs
Why live
>>149505475
Pursue the life of biogenetical engineering. Create monster girls for your grandparents
Get things like pic for Rach. It shows you care and are aware of her plight. Will give both of you peace of mind, and will also let her do something fashionable with herself.
>>149505501
My grandfather would probably like a mermaid. He keeps tropical fish.
>>149505501
I'm pretty sure we couldn't created a human/spider hybrid, the split between arthopods/chordates occured too far ago
Maybe a mammal/mammal hybrid, but nobody wants a 3D Polt
>>149505501
Fuck, I meant grandkids.
But grandparents also apply. Monstergirls for every grandma
>>149505653
FUCKING CHRIST I MEANT MONSTERBOYS DAMMIT
but monstergirls still do apply I guess
>>149505564
>Nobody wants a 3D Polt
[Distant sound of TTF's heart breaking]
>>149505663
As much as I want to like this;
Rachnera is not that pale.
Nor is her hair solid white.
Gag reflex shouldn't go down that far. Should only be affecting her if it was touching her uvula, which it is not.
>>149486473
>"Hey mom, dad, this is my girlfriend
>Polt comes bounding in energetically, and shakes my mom and dad's hands
I have a feeling there would be some initial tension, since my parents are very... Christian about certain things. If all goes well, I might eventually convince them that Polt is in fact a very smart woman that happens to have some animal features. My mom likes dogs, but she would probably take the longest to adjust. My dad would probably start off apprehensive, but eventually come to realize how smart she is when he's working on some project in CAD, and she starts helping out; I come back half an hour later to find their heads almost touching as they both stare at the screen, one of them occasionally recommending a new idea.
>>149505454
>>149505752
FUCK NO WRONG PICTURE HOLY SHIT
>>149505769
>>149505752
>>149505693
DId somebody say 3D polt?
>>149505752
I'm concerned that you had that image saved brah.
>>149505800
It's like the 4chan version of sending the wrong email to someone. Or leaving your bara porn on the flashdrive you use to show presentations in class.
>>149505830
>brah
... I know who this is and I don't really want to
>>149505802
Please don't.
Honestly it baffles me how someone could think "Yeah I'm a huge tub of lard who has obviously never set foot in a gym or knows anything about healthy living, I know, I'll cosplay the super fit girl who's entire character is about being healthy!"
How deluded do you have to be?
>>149505842
You know you can delete your posts, right?
>>149505752
>>149505769
Anon you fucked up and revealed a very embarrassing side of yourself...
>>149505802
>Not posting the GOOD 3D Polt
For shame, anon
>>149505916
>3D
>Good
Get out.
>>149505916
Is that who I think it(male) is?
>>149505874
And it will literally stop no one with 4chan X or with access to either of the archives. Any time you post on 4chan, your post is there for all to see no matter how much you might wish otherwise.
One might think this would have a certain effect on the posting practices of 4chan, but we have the entirety of 4chan history to show otherwise. Being able anonymously post something with a thin veneer of a lack of archiving tends to reveal certain things about us.
I mean for fuck's sake, it's even named descriptively. How out of it do you have to be? Why even keep those in the same folder?
>>149505892
I've done much much worse than him.
>accidentally posted pic related on/pol/one time because I misclicked and didn't notice
>>149505941
Would a 3Draco change your perspective?
>>149505953
Well men don't have tits, so... No
>>149506020
Nope.
3D is gross. It's insulting to the 2D girls for something 3D to pretend tonot be garbage.
>>149506078
>Someonewhere on 4D4chan posters are raging some 4D thought she could cosplay as you.
>>149506020
>a cow cosplaying as a centaur
Disgusting.
Get the fuck outta there, cow. C'mon, MOOve it!
>>149506061
I thought it was that deer boy from that one gif.
>>149505991
>those tags
>>149506061
I'm so glad I never ran into any Polt cosplayers. I'd hate to be an asshole but I really have no desire to take pictures with/complement cosplayers.
I really don't like the idea that just because you have a favorite character you're going to like or appricate someone who cosplays them. "Oh dude Shea cosplaying your favorite character go talk to her" no thank you.
Lets discuss interesting story arcs that Okayado could do.
>Ms.Smith gives Darling a special mission to the Liminal's homeland as an emissary.
>Meet more of the cast's family/ home for Rachnee, Tio and Manako
>>149505752
>>149505769
Holy shit
>>149483899
the idea makes me diamond
>>149506094
>but surely if there is 3Dland with disgusting girls compared to 2Dland, and 4Dland beyond that and even more disgusting girls there, might there not be a 1Dland with even more perfect girls than your 2Dland? And perhaps even a land of no dimensions at all with the truly perfect, 0D girl?
>no, shut the fuck up, you going back to 3Dland now
>>149506171
>>149506210
>You start taking zinc supplements every day to increase the volume of semen you produce
>Also start prostate massages to clean out the old and ramp up production of new semen
>You abstain from masturbation entirely to build up as much as possible
>She still goes three rounds because of how big she is
>>149506171
>Cereamom comes back and tells Smith she wants herself and Cereadad to be the first marriage test case.
>Papimom encourages Papidad to call in some favours to make it happen
>Something stirs in Miiamom's heart when she sees how happy these two women are with their human husbands and begs them to teach her how to find one of her own.
>>149506288
>Find a lamia potion that increases semen production
>Recommended dose: 5ml
>Down the whole bottle
>Give your Gigantes gf a night she'll never forget
>>149506288
>>149506356
Apparently mermaid blood can help too.
>>149506356
While porn logic is always fun, it's best not to fuck with medication meant to make your penis do things it's not really supposed to. One night of ridiculous sex is good and all, but I can't imagine being dead of anemia, heart attack, malnutrition, or all three in the morning is going to make you're waifu very happy.
>>149506356
>Downing an entire bottle of semen production potion
>Can still only cum once, maybe twice with difficulty
Umm...
>>149506393
That's where Lala comes in.
>>149505475
I had to read that four times to realize you didn't say beheaded.
The utter convenience of being stung on the nipple. Haha
I also enjoy the little fact boxes in this manga.
>>149506142
I haveonly ever bumped into one cosplayer I felt the need to compliment and take a picture with. It was a god tier Holo at the renaissance festival.
>then I spent the whole day getting bullied by wasps that wanted in on my mead
>>149506171
Literally anything Lala. Otherwise pairing girls that don't normally interact often/don't get along well and letting them have a day. Crab needs to cool it with the new girls every chapter. I'd prefer a few chapters of just character building for the main girls and MON.
>>149506501
>The utter convenience of being stung on the nipple
Don't you meanUdder?
>>149506501
I don't appreciate his tendency of including lactation fetish in his manga.
>>149506512
For me it's the same as a non-outed gay guy being told by his friends how hot some chick is. I'm just not interested in 3D at all. I can appreciate when a cosplay is well executed but that doesn't mean I'm interested.
>>149506602
I'll appreciate it on your behalf.
Now if only we could convince him to include pregnancy.
>>149506602
He just tweeted about wanting to do a standalone"Minotaur farm milking story" on Twitter.
>>149491479
My nigga
>>149506629
>Cathyl accidentally tells Kaede she liked being milked by Darling more
>Feels awful doing that to the man she loves
>He aplogizes for treating her like a cow and the two of them experiment to find what she likes best>Merino watches secretly hoping to find a way to breach the subject with her partner
DO IT CRABBOT.
>>149495946
That is all well and good, but if Rach is already like that to Darling, how far will mommy go? Will she outright tease and tell her to take him away from her?
so when is darling's one of cousins going to stop by and hit on one of the girls for a few chapters to be stopped by the original monster girl he was tenderly loving to show up, followed by ms. smith and the mon girls trying to capture them both for breaking the law?
>>149504832
NIGGA, THAT IS TOO HARSH FOR THIS TIME OF NIGHT.;_;
>>149504831
I know we like our big spooders around here, but let's remember our precious little spooders too.
>>149506094
>>149506222
it should be 5dland not 4dland. 4dland is a desolate universe with all the matter still dispersed because it is unable to collapse in on itself gravitationally due to having two orthogonal axis-es of rotation to form planets and stars.
>>149506750
I want that little spider crushed in the sole of my boot
>>149506763
No crushing!
>>149506763
she is far too agile for such a horrible thing, you meanie.
>>149506755
Thanks anon. I'll remember to check my math next time I want to make a dumb joke.But actually thank you. I love learning these kinds of things. I sometimes regret not going into the hard sciences because of it.
>>149506859
Thank you for protecting the little spider
>>149506763
Why would you want to crush this qt?
>>149506913
>>149506907
Oh no, clones!
>>149506857
Small lamia > Small spider
>>149506907
>>149506913
Well this is a thing
Hello, anon
>>149506952
But my smallHorseis superior to either.
>>149506952
No!
>>149504466
>>149505245
This is why I've loved Rach ever since this was just a bunch of shorts about the brothers. Her bitterness and then her mask she wears to the world all scream her hiding her wish to be the happiest, loveliest girl. I know, on those lonely nights, where the world was bathed in a soft blue, she wished upon the stars to have someone merely to call her own, to accept her, love her as she is.
I want to make her happy. When she smiles, she is the harvest moon, the inner light personified.
I want her to find a land to call her own, a place where she can be who she wants to be. A land where she doesn't have to hide from the hate and the fear of the world, but can walk forward by the burning fires of love, confidence and faith growing day by day as she finds herself. When she falls forward, I want to find with her, believe with her, the place, the belief that she can pick herself up again. I want her to walk towards the inner light, this place where she belongs.And I want to walk with her, forever.
>>149507133
>Not wanting to ride on her back
>>149507077
You are delusional.
Tiny sneks are obviously superior.
>>149507182
>ywn ask tiny snek where the boiled egg you were going to have for breakfast went
>>149507182
>but this is work
>and I'm a hard worker
>>149507202
>>149487375
take that Keijo shit elsewhere
>>149483010
>full bodylock
>>149507133
>someone mentions poetry
>other anon goes full-novelist mode
I didn't understand almost a full third of what you've just said, but I got the premise. But I think Rach doesn't want just love of a single person, but also the general acceptance and appreciation from her surroundings. She wants to feel that she, being a horrendous beast she considers herself to be, actually deserves the happiness. She longs for the better life, yet consuders HERSELF unworthy.
Remember the chapter when her previous host family arrived to take her back? And how accepting of her fate Rach was, packing her shit almost immediately? She did that because she felt unneeded anywhere in general, like nothing would change if she just returned to her previous home. Like other girls and Kurusu didn't give a damn about her.
And then how happy she was when Darling refused to send her away from his house, expressing her gratitude by verbally appreciating him and giving him the sweerest drunken spooder cuddle one could think of.
She wants to be seen as a regular girl, not as a giant terrifying chitin exoskeleton tank most people consider her to be. And to be embraced with love and understanding.
..fuck, the more I think about it, the sadder yet sweeter it becomes
Would you teach your snek daughters about the birds and the bees?
>>149497385
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>149505752
>>149505769
>>149507689
Of coursh
>>149504666
Lala having a comunal bath with the rest of the girls fucking when?
>>149507689
>going for snek
>not going for glorious wan, kitsune, or newt
PLEB.
>>149507861
>tfw read that as "the rest of the girls fucking, when?"
>>149507653
Anon why are you doing this
>>149507653
>ywn tell rach that she matters to you and give her a non-lewd hug
>>149506763
Did someone say crush spiders?
>>149507955
I miss the shitty one. It was funny. This one is just mean.
>>149507883
>all of the girls end up doing a big lesbian orgy
>they end up ditching darling (and draco) and marry each other
Truly the worst end for darling
>>149507653
That's why I said anon
I want to walk with her, to the land where she belongs. Where she can be as normal as she wants.
But it's an odd dilemma, isn't it? She wants to be seen as normal, as regular. And yet, to me, it's what brought me to her, and kept me to her. It's because she wasn't normal, that I saw her. It's because of her darkness, that I saw her light. It's because of her hurt, that I saw how strong she was. I love who she is, as well as wants to be. My only request is to not so easily discard the former shell, for it is inscribed with a thousand memories, rays of light. I want her to remember that I love her, as who she is. Because it is with her truth that the light shines in the darkness.
I want to burn in your light, Rachnera.
>>149508037
>draco wins de darlingbowl by default
>>149507689
Snakes are sluts by nature. They know of the birds and the bees from birth.
>>149504775
>>149507912
>be vague towards Rach
>one night, when she thinks shes switching families again, she wanders outside
>kidnapped, ransom demand
>has no hope she'll be rescued
>suddenly warehouse door blows up
>you shoot some, take some bullets, get to her
>Rach asks why, saying you thought you didn't care
>tell her to shut up, because you care for her more than all the stars
>tell her as long as she wishes, you'll never, ever let her go
>Lamia cafe that doubles as a rape dungeon
>By day you are served food and drinks by cute Lamia waitresses
>By night there are reservations-only orgy parties in the basement
>>149508106
W-Wow, anon, that's really sweet.
>>149508216
>Reservation only
>Implying those greedy whores don't want as many men as possible every night
Though I suppose they have building fire codes to worry about. Is that the real reason for the 'need' for reservations?
>>149508013
Here your go.
>>149508202
>Lamia school is nothing but sex-ed
>>149508123
Nah. She's going to be kidnap by Orcs.
>>149507689
I think only the bees applies in this case. Or the opposite in any case, one surrounded by many, coiling, tangling, rolling.
>>149508228
>the real reason for the 'need' for reservations?
The reservations are probably to keep the men cycling. They can't have the same men every night, that would break them.
Is it just me or do these threads get emotional around end times / night times?
>>149508252
>Private run Lamia only school.
>Basically a congregation of sneks going through puberty.
>Walk anywhere near the fence and you might get grabbed.
>>149508106
..yeah, I see. She'd be happy to have you around I guess, although my autism powers cannot really decode if she actually likes romantic types. But who knows, maybe she steals Mero's books from time to time to read romantic novels at night when no one sees that. Perhaps shes even more of a romantic freak than Mero is, and she's merely hiding her power level
>>149508322
It's not just you, anon, I'm noticing it too
It's interesting how Miia and Cerea doesn't share Rach's insecurities despite being half tons of muscle that could easily kill a man.
Maybe it's something to do with their upbringings.
>>149508322
It's because all the Anons are crying themselves to sleep while browsing cute MonMusus on /a/
>>149508336
>Rach actually just wants to be a cute little harmless princess like Mero
>theres literally no chance for her to be one
>she knows this
>>149508443
Except just after she's moulted and her exoskeleton is soft and squishy and she can hug Darling without cutting him.
>>149508322
I'm sorry, I just wanted to point out a couple of things about the spooder
Now this is just a sob-fest
>>149508331
The smell must either be heavenly, or utterly atrocious. Depending on one's tastes of course.
>>149508352
I'm guessing it's because people are more afraid of spiders than snakes and horses. Knowing that humans see spiders as pests and whatnot would give an Arachne a darker outlook on either herself or humans in general
>>149508494
I'm pretty sure people are also normally pretty afraid of snakes. At least in the US they are.
>>149508517
Can confirm people are generally MUCH more afraid of snakes. Australia, and we have equally dangerous spiders and snakes in large numbers here.
>>149508517
>>149508537
Well like I said it was only a guess,I actually know nothing on the matter
>>149507653
Ren is innocent. She tried to have Rachnera return home.
>>149508560
Ren is a good girl. She deserves to have her parents horribly maimed forcing her to live at Darling's house.
>>149508352
This (>>149508494 ) and also the fact she is the literal nature's purge machine with steel-like plating and webs that cant even give a handshake without risking to cut someone's hand.
Being best girl is suffering
>>149508586
>forcing her to live at Darling's house
>Bullying Rachnera everyday
>Feelsgoodman
>>149508560
She is also a heartless retard that didn't even acknowledge Rach's feelings
>>149508613
>Ren and Cerea develop a friendship
>Rach is fucking jelly>Then Suu stops raping her and reads her mind instead to learn she's jealous.
>>149508639
But Rachnera lacks a soul. Did she apologized for accidentally cutting her eye?
>>149508660
She hates barns.
>>149508734
Knowing Rach, she spen at least 10 solid minutes fullheartedly apologising
Ren please don't embarass yourself
>>149508795
Guess those parents want more than that. And since making clothes for them ain't good enough, they sell her to the fake director.