This man comes and slaps your waifu's ass and tells you

stare at him uncaringly as he is easily triggered by that

Slap his ass and tell my waifu to fuck off.

I let him fuck my waifu, such stupid questions.

Tell him everyone hates him.

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My waifu is Asuka, so what happens is probably similar to >>149454749, with clothes on.

But I probably get cucked by him, since she likes him and all.

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>>149453807

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>>149457233
I don't like how in all those alternate stories they completely ignore their characters from the show and just turn them into tsunderes n shit

>>149453807
Dress him in my waifu's cloths and fuck him to show him who's boss.

Then become addicted to that sweet boipuss and dump my waifu.

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I dont stand chance tbqh
So he'll probably cuck me

I'd tell him to get in the fucking robot

Make it even, i'll blow kaworu's mind

>>149460749
>robot
There aren't any.

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>>149453807
he's only ever gonna get this far with her, so probably just throw his walkman at his head

I'm fine with him slapping his own ass.

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>>149461167
kaworu?