What's wrong with this guy?

>>149329469
Absolutely nothing. You'd only think that if you yourself had never experienced to pure bliss of rubbing a loli's head.

He's a loser that can't grow up, get a job, and move on with his life.

She seems to like it though.

>>149329469
He didn't use the momentum from this event to put his penis in her mouth

>>149329469
He didn't head pat enough, I would be upset too

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>>149329469
>implying you wouldn't initiate an intense headpat as well if given the chance

>>149329502
Bro, he's like 17.

>>149329469
i don't see anything wrong.
my uncle used to pat me in the head exactly like that, it felt soooo relaxing.

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What's wrong with this guy?

>>149329718
Gay

>>149329657
OHAYOU

>>149329502

Pretty sure by the most recent book he's in university taking like, mathematics courses or something.

>>149330682
does he still molest but not penetrate lolis

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>>149330856
The only loli within physical reach is Shinobu.

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>>149329469
>What's wrong with this guy?
nothing

>>149330856

Molesting loli's has nothing to do with having your life together.

>>149329502
>Has a car
>Has a gf
>Has three lolis in the harem
>Has two imoutos that are in the harem
>Has a tomboy best girl Kanbaru in his harem
>Has an oppai in his harem
>Has a cute yandere in his harem
>Always commiting sexual acts with girls the harem
>Is a vampire
Why would he want to move on from such a perfect life?

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I'm jealous that I can't have sisters like he has

>mfw even Monogatari doesn't have loli sexualization ever since Nisemono
Anime has become shit.

>>149331444
>what is Kabuki
>what is Oni
>what is Tsuki

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>tfw you will never be alpharagi where every girl in your harem is at least a 7

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>>149330682
They didn't say he is doing math, but if he is it would explain why Sodachi's life still sucked.
>>149331444
Owari had that loli feet scene. That's sexual.

Monogatari has the worst animation I've seen in decades.

>>149331506
Neither has loli sexualization.

>>149331550
Maybe sexual, but nothing explicit and nothing actually lewd really is being shown, unlike all the older girls.

>>149331541
I just want a shinobu

>>149331557
>hasn't watched more than 1 anime

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>>149331541

>>149331680
Not lewd/sexualized at all.
>>149331734
Nothing is lewd is shown, this might be something in Aikatsu or Precure, but not in Monogatari where other girls have real lewd scenes.

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>>149331635
would you buy her donuts and give her only the finest of headpats, anon?

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>>149331626
What older girl got sexualized in Owari though? Sodach and Hanekawa got barely anything, spookservice isn't sexual in the way you want, and Kanbaru had mostly cute scenes.

You have to consider the loli/adult fanservice ratio since all fanservice has been dropping. I don't mind that though.

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>>149331635
This anon gets it.

When you consider that Shinobu's body can age depending on how much energy is drained, and how she can shapeshift, that means there's a lot of potential body types to mess around with.

>>149331893
Stop responding to LRD dawg

>>149331893
>all fanservice has been dropping
Maybe for Owari, but anything other than that has insane amounts of lewd underwear or outright naked, closeup, ecchi focus scenes.
The last time any loli got something explicit like that was Nisemono. Even the loli arc managed to avoid any, whereas the novel gave us dozens of opportunities for it.

>>149331937
>LRD this, LRD that
When he's right, he's right though, stop sperging like that.

>>149331960
I mean, Nise was practically softcore porn.

>>149332159
Compared to what. It wasn't anything much compared to ecchi anime these days.

>>149332198
To the rest of the series. Didn't the author admit that he wrote it purely as wank material or something, as wasn't intending on publishing it originally?

>>149332249
"and wasnt"

Was what I meant to type.

>>149332249
He said similar things about Bake.

>>149332239
>>149332212
Just asking, why are you posting those webms?
This isn't the place for that.

>>149332352
>araragi thread

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>kizu finally makes it my my city
>waiting in the lobby for it to start
>one guy recommending someone go to kissanime
>brags about how he knows everything about naruto and sao
>talks about harassing some director in broken japanese at a con

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>>149332239
doll a cute

>>149329469
>uncensored headpating of lolis
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>149332437
>these people dare besmirch Kiss-shot's name with their disgusting money

>>149331925
Or every single form she has is amazing and she's a really cool person who's fun to be around.

>>149333857
yes, his girlfriend is a normal human

>>149333793
>tfw will never grope hachikuji

>>149331680
>>149332147
>>149332178
>>149332212
Doesn't, uh.
Doesn't he have a girlfriend at this point?

>>149333939
He's had one since the beggining, or bake

Why does it matter?

>>149334027
If you don't see the problem with what he's doing then I really don't know what to tell you

>>149334075
It's a harem and also
they're either part of the supernatural or his imoutos so it's fine.

Haven't you watched the show?

Shinobu will always be with Araragi

>>149334210
>It's a harem
Except him and Senjougahara officially entered a relationship before the stupid harem was even formed
The entire series afterwards is just him constantly cheating on her
>It's his imouto so it's fine
That makes no sense

>>149334264
Hitagi approves of it, watch the show.

>>149334264
>>149334075
>>149333939
Back to facebook with you.

>>149334306
I know, that doesn't make it any better. That's still a shitty relationship where you allow your significant other to constantly cheat on you just because he can't keep his dick in his pants.
She's almost as much to blame as Araragi, but it's him who's being a lecher

>>149333939
And Shinobu is worth more to him than his girlfriend. He's got his priorities straight.

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>>149334351
Who cares, the other girls are cuter. He's even seen Kanbaru naked many times, waiting for when they kiss now

>>149334441
>Who cares, the other girls are cuter
So this is the average Monogatarifag

>>149334484
>hitagifag

>>149329469

>No sound

kill yourself.

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>>149333939
Hitagi is one day going to die, everyone after Arararararagi dick is one day going to die, but Shinobu and him will be together forever and since, they can't leave each other side, why not enjoy it? Besides, Hitagi is a huge slut either way, or did you forget that she kisses and flirts with her dyke friend all the time?

>>149329469
They're both mildly insane, and repressing near pedophillic urges. I'd say they were made for each other, honestly.

>>149334351
They have a rocky relationship and I wouldn't be at all surprised if it collapsed. Honestly the only time their relationship is genuinely good with nothing to raise an eyebrow at is in the final scene of Zokuowari.

>>149334563
Hachikuji is will still be there, maybe when the girls die they'll become ghosts and ragi can still interact with them?

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>>149334557
You're not on 8/a/ anymore kiddo

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Even the lewd monkey knows that Shinobu is best girl.

>>149334607
>Hachikuji will still be there

Anon, I...

>>149334607
Becoming a ghost isn't exactly a good thing in Monogatari, I don't think Araragi would be happy with this.

>>149334667
>that scene when monkey btfos shinobu for ragi
I love them both but it was still good.

>>149334557
>Sound
Do you know where you are?

>>149334680
She comes back in mayoi hell

>>149334557
Go back to
>>>>redditchan

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>>149334470
kanbaru's proportions look really wrong there for a sec

>>149334776
this is news to me

>>149334966
Also, watch the last episode of koyomimonogatari
ragi dies and meets hachikuji

>>149334721
>btfos
It's about as impressive as beating someone who just came out of open heart surgery in a boxing match, but it was a good scene.

>>149333939
>>149334075
>>149334264
>>149334484
The fuck is this guy problems?
Are you new with Monogatari or just simply a vanilla boy?

>>149335927
I imagine he's a crabfag who just watched the series. These were things that people gave a fuck about before, but it's just become the status quo now.

I find trying to keep up with the subs in Monogatari is hard. I wanna stare at the neat art, but at the same time I wanna read what the fuck is going on. I've never had this issue for any other series.

>>149329469
When that happened I literally rolled my eyes and let out a sigh of disgust. It's just another example of the ridiculous pandering throughout the Monogatari series. They sure gotta hit every niche/fetish.
It can be pretty to look at, but it's the perfect example of style over substance.
What's the appeal?

>>149336009
I don't know what to say other than git gud. Read more books. You'll reap the benefits for the rest of your life.

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>>149336009
Find a way that you prefer to get a small adrenaline rush going for an extended period of time, and also practice speed reading just a little. At some point you'll be able to easily read a paragraph that just flashes on the screen for a second or two.

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>>149336011
Does qts getting head-pats really trigger you that much?

>>149336779
How were you not able to identify that obvious bait?

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>>149336797
Because there are plenty of pretentious miserable fucks like him on /a/

>>149336822
And they get off on getting into arguments over nothing. When someone's post makes no sense and is full of buzzwords just report and ignore.

>>149331557
What animation?

>>149336797
>>149336822
>>149336863
>"pretentious buzzword trollbait! Ban ban ban!"
Monogatari fags are so quick to get offended over someone criticizing their otaku-pandering shit.

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>>149337309
Don't you belong in 2012 /v/? I'll provide a (you) for the simple reason that I want to bump the thread with a nice picture.

>>149329657
Is she crying because the headpat is too hard or because this is the first intimate contact she's had in centuries?

>>149339361
To think Shaft cut the parts of Kabuki where she was asking for a kiss (in 100 years).

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>>149339361
Absolutely Italian.

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>>149341929
>shinobu's face when she sees araragi's spicy meatball

all this discussion BD part2 when?

>>149342126
Part 2 comes to BD late December. I think the 21st. If you're a good boy, maybe Santa will bring rips.

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>>149339361
>gets kissed by surprised
>tries to fight back but cannot muster the strength
>surrenders to the kiss immediately
One of my biggest fetishes.

>>149337309
>spewing buzzwords
>critique

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>>149339361
Araragi is a madman.

>>149343213
It's fine. You can totally shove your tongue down a girl's throat for ten seconds and say it's just a prank bro and everything will work out.

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>>149343257
I don't think that holds up in court.

>>149338463
My bet is on the latter.

>>149343351
The "it's just a prank bro" is so the girl never takes you to court. As you can see, it worked real well for Araragi. She just blushed and stammered because she was embarrassed about getting pranked.

>>149330990

>gropes snail
>gets mad when she bites him

>>149343476
>gets mad
have you not watched the whole scene?

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>>149343603
I sure hope that was a cat on the keyboard and not a stroke.

>>149339361
Only in Japan could you animate this shit

God bless japan

>>149331541
>at least a 7

There are all 10s anon

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She's a miracle

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>>149329469

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>>149343476
>mad

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>>149343851
>>149331251
I know I have bad memory, but how come I don't remember this scenes?

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>will never grope them

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>>149344519
kabukimonogatari

>>149329469
Nothing.

why is commie so shit?

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>not even posting best hachi
Alternate timeline is best timeline

>>149346579
Why is it so hard to find doujins with adult hachikuji

He is in on of the most boring overrated shit shows that I have ever seen even the girls can't save this show from being terrible.

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>>149343257
But it was clear from that scene that Shinobu wouldn't listen to what he had to say unless he took drastic measures.

>>149329469
Pedophilia

>>149344555
>hold hands $50
>sleep together $20
wat

>>149333939

She said she doesn't mind Araragi playing around with other girls as long as he doesn't get serious about them.

Generally, Crab's pretty realistic about what a relationship with Araragi would entail, and the uselessness of any limitations she could put on him.

So basically 'you can mess around with other girls, but if you fuck them/fall in love with them, I'll kill you"

She's at least better than Hanekawa, who, if crab hadn't stolen Araragi from her, would have tried, in vain, to turn him into a normal person who wouldn't do such things before she actually started dating him.

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>>149329469
He was horribly molested by a vicious snail

>>149346768
She's always been an adult though, she's 20+

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>>149346579
cute but lolihachi is best

>>149346901
she's almost/ or over 600 years old

>>149347403
Age is irrelevant to Ararararagi. Remember his reaction to loli Hanekawa?

>>149347293
>>149344690
>>149347403
>>149344357
>>149343851
>>149339361
>>149334441
>>149333793
>>149332212
>>149332178
>>149332119

Why does every scene seems to follow the same pattern? Wasn't Monogatari praised for its creativity?

>>149347557
it's a running gag, there's no law against it apparently

maybe in bueergerland, i don't know

>>149347557
because snail is for playful molestation

>>149347557
Watch the show and find out yourself.
These are only webms of certain scenes, not the whole series.

>>149347625
Everything past Bake can be summed up in those webms though.

>>149347642
sure

>>149346913
New to /a/?

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>>149347615

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>>149349361

What's with neckbeards and headpatting?

Seriously don't do this shit in real life

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>>149350140
>he's never patted somebody's head reassuringly

Maybe interact with some people who aren't garbage?

>>149350509

>Humans that aren't garbage want to be patted on the head in a patronizing way like a dog

Don't do this shit unless you want to be the subject of jokes.

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>>149350612
Headpats are reserved for consoling certain individuals. You don't just go around headpatting like a handshake. Tone down the autism.

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a cat is fine too

>>149347201

Hanekawa only tried to get him to understand things. Even he agrees with that. Hell, she even tells Mayoi in the commentaries that she doesn't bother scolding him because he gets off on her being angry at him.

As for being with Araragi, she said straight up she wanted to date him with marriage in mind, Hitagi is just make concession after concession for Araragi that eventually causes issues, see Hitagi End, where Kaiki basically told her upfront Araragi was being kind of an idiot as a boyfriend to just not sit down and talk with her more, ironically, something he promised to do months before. Their relationship is far from the balance some put it up as, it's just Nisio shoves Hitagi's insecurities under the carpet. I thought Koi would have changed that, but it didn't.

>>149342284
Mine too, I'm actually harder than when I'm fapping to porn.

>>149350140
>>149350612
It's just physical contact, m90. In certain situations it isn't all that bad. Though I prefer having my hair ruffled to long headpats, those are kinda awkward.

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>>149347821

>>149329469
Who wouldn't want to have fun with a little girl who is actually 500+ years old and is far more worldly than any person alive.

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>>149351587
>those heavy tits

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Does anyone have an update of this image?

>>149333939

Well looks at it this way, in Tsubasa Song, he was super excited to go on an actual date with Hanekawa, months after getting a girlfriend. Keeps her braids in his room and everything.

And people still claim he doesn't love Cat, despite that evidence.

How does Koyomi revive between Koyomi Dead and Hanamonogatari?

Did bee and bird always want to fuck Ragi?

>>149354894
they're siblings you sicko

>>149353986
It's a terrible image, so no.

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>>149354808
Actually... what was the point of Gaen killing him anyway? She knew that he was off to college that very day, away from the town, thus getting rid of the problem.

>>149354894
yes and they have

>>149356440
to get rid of his vampire issue. he couldn't have been able to get an ID or a driver license without gaen.

>>149356440
Him leaving town wouldn't solve shit. Ougi would still fuck with the town because Araragi still feels responsible and she would still keep Kagenui trapped in fucking Antarctica. Then there's the issue of Araragi's encroaching vampirism and the need to put a god in the shrine.

>>149356609
>>149356688
I guess that's what happens when I rely on SHAFT to adapt properly.

>>149356609
>he couldn't have been able to get an ID or a driver license without gaen
What?

>>149356746
That isn't mentioned until the Ougi Dark arc.

>>149356837
as of tsuki he didn't even have a reflection. crab mentions in their date the fact that he couldn't even take a picture because of that.

>>149356924
Okay. That makes sense now.

>>149356844
I mean they've left a "cliffhanger" in that will run in excess of a year while they've wasted everyone's time with a 3-part movie, because the next Owari season is still an unknown.

>>149334557
>>>/wsg/anime

>>149336009
watch at 75% speed

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>mfw I only just now realized that shinobu's seiyuu sang the OP to Amanchu!

>>149357019
Kizu is necessary context for Owari season 2. It was important before, but there are scenes that flat-out will not work without it.

>>149353240
Is she wearing a wig?

>>149354808
Umewatari

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>>149358532
>plum ferry

>>149349456
So powerful

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>>149360180
>wrong arm chopped off

>>149350612
>>149350140

You wouldn't want to be patted on the head by a man you feel confidence and safety with?

>>149350140
You headpat 3DPD to mildly annoy them.

>>149334351

You seem to be projecting your values onto the female character. Not everyone wants a strictly monogamous relationship. And the fact that your man can attract so many women, but always comes back to you is something very satisfying for some women.

You seem to be victimizing the woman, as well as painting a man in a polyamourous relationship with a broad brush as a bad significant other. It could (and has, from firsthand experience) have been originally the idea of the woman, to fulfill her own specific desire. Women aren't defenseless victims who can only be taken advantage of by men. Equality and (non-bullshit) feminism, are not only about equal treatment, but also not restricting women to a specific worldview and opinions of what is and isn't acceptable that are not their own.

If a woman wants to be in a relationship where she is the man's significant other, but not his only lover, more power to her.

>>149350140
>>149350612
>he doesn't like being headpat himself
What kind of emotions do you feel?

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Is there anything worth noting in this franchise other than the fanservice and the production values? Because it seems like that's all there is.

>>149362059
Watch it and find out yourself

>>149360180
Why did she take Cat's eyes?

>>149362169
Why would I waste my own time with potential garbage when I could rely on people who've already wasted theirs?

>>149362273
Yeah. It's terrible. You should never watch it and avoid all the threads.

>>149362273
>I can't make decisions on my own

>>149351587

cat's vagina has a fishy smell

>>149361102
Rape the doll

>>149361102
He's only just realized he's been separated from Shinobu and he's already lost his mind.

>>149360180
spook

>>149365308
based shaft

>>149367292
I heard they continued this in the novels

>>149367316
In the fire sister heroine booklet. Araragi goes full dentist with the help of nurse Shinobu.

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>>149367292
will people still be talking about this scene in ten years?

>>149368355
Probably.

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>>149350140
>Seriously don't do this shit in real life
Everybody likes headpats whether they're willing to admit it or not

>>149334264
>Except him and Senjougahara officially entered a relationship before the stupid harem was even formed

What is Kizu? There were already 3 members before she was even introduced.

>>149358633
Best girl

did this series end? or is it still going on

>>149373481
Books still coming out, third movie in January, second Owari season at an unknown time next year.

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>>149369439
How did the donut obsession begin?

Just finished koyomimonogatari a few minutes earlier. Can't fucking wait for Owari part 2

>>149331635
The sexiest part of Shinobu is not her body, or her attitude. It's the intimacy of their bond. Their share everything and will be together forever, at least until death.

She knows everything that goes through his mind, every dirty thought, every feeling, every insecurity. And she's ok with that.

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>>149377459
In fact, she encourages it.

>>149354751
it's a fake love/attraction caused by hanekawa's power both of them and crab know it.

>>149377255
By Shinobu really liking donuts, but not knowing it and Araragi bringing some into her general vicinity.

>>149377255
meme oshino loves donuts and he gave her his surname, araragi linked them in his head. he realized it which is why he apologized for giving her such an adorable attribute

>>149350140
Of course, you don't headpat anyone. But get intimate with someone and headpat will be tolerated. My gf does and I myself find it very soothing when she sometimes pats me on the head. Or what, are you saying parents who headpat their children treat them like dogs? Some people might not like it but it's a very comforting gesture that helps evacuate stress pretty efficiently, almost better than a hug.

>>149329469
dang, when I saw the thumbnail, I thought it might be from one of those old superdeepthroat games.

>>149379225

What power are you talking about? Unless you are saying that it affects Crab too, since she unjokingly says she wants to name her firstborn daughter Tsubasa, which I wonder how Cat actually would feel about that. And Araragi literally calls her his second mother.

Face it man, Shuraragi loves the Cat, and more than just the boobs. Though it was funny he healed his injuries just by thinking of groping them.

>>149380746
if you do not know about cat's god like powers you have not paid any attention to the series' lore and there is no point in arguing

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>>149383369
>half/half donut

>>149383536
Well, I imagine you dip one half in frosting. As for why, because it looks good I guess.

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>>149383676
It also looks like a slice out of a cylinder instead of a torus. This artist is clearly not cut out for drawing shinobu related pictures.

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>>149383737
Yeah, fanartists have to bring their top donut tech.

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>>149383857
Are those donut carrying cases for on-the-go sugary snacks?

>>149383989
That or donut-themed accessories.

>>149354751
>And people still claim he doesn't love Cat, despite that evidence.
Neko Kuro has 5 minutes of him explicitly stating why he doesn't and why he can't love Cat and Neko Shiro has him shoot her down no holds bared.

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>>149344095
I think you're trying to trick me.

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>>149384188
BD changed the color.

>>149331680
What episode was this from?

>>149384588
Oni 2 I think.

>>149384588
hover on the title button

>>149331106
Well now I'm officially jelly

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>>149378038
I want to lick them all over

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>>149350140
i go apeshit everytime somebody tries to touch my head but im more than ok with me patting someone else.

>>149353803
First Kizu is such a great mine for reaction images

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>>149384855

>>149384855
Animation cut was the shit

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>tfw no donut documentary hosted by shinobu

its not love unless there's head patting involved

>>149329469
Can I watch the Kizu movies before watching everything else?

>>149385993
Once they all come out, yeah.

>>149386036
Thanks. I assume the monogatari series itself aired/released in chronological order

>>149386096
>I assume the monogatari series itself aired/released in chronological order
You assume wrong. You should watch the rest of it in airing order though. Kizu is just one of the few parts that can stand on its own.

>>149386270
Ok, Kizu movies first, when they're all out, then air order of main series. Anything else I should be aware of?

>>149386613
You don't have to pause to read the text, just read what you can. Things are portrayed as how they feel, rather than how they are. The narrator is biased.

>>149386613
You can watch bake before kizu, that novel came out first and it will still be a little while before the third movie is out.

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Why was Arararararararagi so angst during Bakemonogatari but then became more and more happy with his life?

>>149387006
He got over himself, fixed his grades, fixed his relationship with his family, got a life partner, got a girlfriend, and got a bunch of regular friends. Of course he's gonna be happier with his life than at the start.

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>>149387006
>Why was Arararararararagi so angst during Bakemonogatari
That part was because of a couple traumas he had and were already explained.

>>149384802
At least he still has the beard

>>149352624
>Araragi was being kind of an idiot as a boyfriend to just not sit down and talk with her more
Araragi was intentionally trying to keep her away from the oddity stuff, to be fair. There's a reason half the dialogue in the entire series (from Araragi and everyone else) regarding Gahara is about how amazing it was that Gahara got over her oddity problems and moved on or whatever, Araragi believes that more than anyone else too and didn't want to pull her back into it.

>>149388315
Some of that dialogue is stupidly overstated. Like in Hitagi Rendezvous, when she says she's gonna make an excuse about being poor if the school finds out about her having a driver's license. Araragi starts praising her like crazy "oh wow, she's even willing to use something she feels bad about to her advantage, so brave." She's just milking an excuse. It's not even particularly clever, and certainly not brave. Yet Araragi is riding her dick super hard like it is.

>>149388874
Araragi has issues with idolizing people close to him, especially his friends.

>>149389241
He's got some good shit to idolize, but he overlooks it and focuses on some really stupid things.

>>149384186

You do know Oshino, the guy who pretty much hates Hanekawa, basically said at the end Araragi was full of crap saying he won't ever love her?

And Neko Shiro was because she firmly said she wanted to date him with marriage in mind. His answer wasn't "I don't love you" but "I love this person more right now".

Next thing you'll say he doesn't love Shinobu. You know the significance of why Shinobu herself asked him in Shinobu Time which of the three, Crab, herself, and Cat he would pick is significant right?

>>149331550
I think Sodachi's at the same university he is or something

Reminder that Bake got a German dub

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>>149392023
Makes sense, considering Kiss-shot is from the Holy Roman Empire, as is heavily implied in Utsukushihime.

>>149331809
>>149331541

as far as i know monkeygirl doesn't count cause she's a lesbian and she just messes with arararararararagi-san

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>>149392658
But she reads about traps so much that she shouts quotes from them.

>>149392023
yes and they botched crab's voice

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>>149390775
It was heavily implied, but he is not necessarily in the math department with Sodachi. Although if he is it would explain why she is skipping classes when she loves math and she didn't even stop going to classes after the fiasco.

Although Araragi isn't good in anything besides math, so even with all studying he would take his chances at an area in which math has a relevant weight in the entrance exams.

>tumblr nose

>>>/out/

>>149329469
>Where you browse 4chan looking for something to watch and realize there are two monogatari episodes you haven't seen yet
Thanks OP, for once, you're not a faggot.

>>149393250
Those are spoilers from her appearance in Nadekomonogatari, right? I thought that she had less of an issue with Araragi now, what gives?

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>>149393354
She didn't mention Araragi in nademonogatari, her chapter is translated if you want to read her interactions with Nadeko. But from Sodachi Fiasco we know she hates Araragi just as much if not more than before moving

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Is there a defined pattern to which scenes are pure metaphor/symbolism? I know that most of the scenes where someone is shouting are facetious/jokes, so what I'm really talking about are the significant events. For example, what the fuck are the specialists? How can they have all of these superhuman powers and not be oddities? Just how much of this story is nothing more than the rambling, exaggerated thoughts of the highschool aged MC?

>>149394621
>How can they have all of these superhuman powers and not be oddities
For the most part they just seem to be the most well-versed in Japanese mythology mumbo jumbo. Lack of said knowledge pretty much is the only thing holding back characters like Koyomi, Hanekawa, or Kanbaru from doing that shit themselves.

Kagenui's a bit over the top though I guess.

>>149394621
With just Bake, you could make an argument for it all being metaphors, or in Araragi's head. After that, everything basically happens at least vaguely as described except for the obvious joke segments.

Is this the garbage you moefuckers watch? jesus

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>>149394973
>moefuckers

It certainly is moe.

>>149394621
>Is there a defined pattern to which scenes are pure metaphor/symbolism?
I wouldn't recommend looking that far into the subject, mate. Because you'd be looking for something that doesn't exist

>>149395258
No, because she isn't an American Citizen.

>>149394973
Don't you already have DB Shittier or a Jojo threads to leave your feces, anon?

>>149397189
You can tell how hard Shaft is trying to make this shot not sexual.

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>>149397402
>trying to not sexual

I'm not so sure.

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I'm sure people always ask but what's the order to watch the series?

>>149398257
Or only subtly sexual.

>>149398396
http://galax.moe/monogatari/

>>149398396
release order is fine

>>149398436
>http://galax.moe/monogatari/
>>149398450
thanks

>>149398709
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monogatari_episodes

>>149331106
>Is a vampire
Is he still?

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>>149392658
Monkey is araragi sexual, she loves him like all the other girls

>>149398818
Yes, he's been one since kizu

>>149398944
Not 100% though.

>>149398818
It's complicated. He hasn't turned back into a human, but his vampire powers are so weak that he doesn't "count" as one.

>>149399005
Confirmed in Karen Ogre that he's still a vampire

>>149399005
He can get them back temporarily by having Shinobu suck him off, or permanently if he gives her enough blood.

>>149398436
>http://galax.moe/monogatari/
Would be nice to have a chronological timeline-wise version of this once Kizu 3 BD is out, or maybe until Zoku.

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>>149399572
Yes but you don't say that you still have an erection while flaccid just because you can get an erection again in a matter of seconds.

>>149399701
Basically, he's still a vampire, but he's a really weak one and everyone has to pretend/believe he's human because it keeps him from having issues.

>>149394758

Hanekawa is bait for the audience. She literally can ascertain Oshino's abilities and fight him to a draw 200 times and unconsciously subjugate an oddity into becoming one with her and then make another.

And for all that, none of the specialists try to take her under their gold despite her essentially being part oddity now and curious about the supernatural.

Don't try to make sense of Nisio.

>>149399993
She probably doesn't even need the training. She's the type who can learn on her own.

>>149399007
> but his vampire powers are so weak that he doesn't "count" as one.

I mean, that regen power of his is pretty insane, even when he doesn't get Shinobi to drink his blood.

Like, what was the biggest injury he's been able to regenerate, without Shinobu's assistance?

>>149401782
Hard to say. Probably getting hit by a car in Kabuki or his initial encounter with the Rainy Devil. He's been injured worse, but he got powered up by Shinobu those times.

>>149401885
To continue, I wasn't talking about abilities, but his essence or whatever you want to call it. He's about 1% vampire, so the proportion is very small, but that 1% is from Shinobu so he's got some significant powers anyways.

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Is Gaen retarded without her phones?

>spends half of an episode explaining how a vampire didn't die despite turning into dust and scattered across the globe
>chops koyomi into giblets
>expects him to die

>>149329469
Ive never seen an IRL headpat, at most just parents resting their hands on their kids heads

>>149402000
She used a magic sword and he did, in fact, die for real. Gaen is still kind-of retarded sometimes though.

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>>149402114
It was a very lazy attempt, for someone who calls herself a "specialist". She could be replaced by a shared google doc.

>>149402453
She's basically exorcist middle management. She rose to power by fucking everyone else over with shitty deals when they can't refuse and now wields that power clumsily.

>>149402453
It accomplished exactly what she needed to do. I'm not sure what more you want.

>>149394621
Did Kanbaru inadvertently become a vampire?

>>149404451
As much as Araragi turned into a seal in >>149353803

>>149402453
First of all, the picture you linked makes no sense, its a person pointing a microphone at a snake.

Secondly, everyone knows snakes can't talk. Is this a meme? am I being memed?

Requesting more lewd webms please. I need to watch this show one day.

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>>149405038

>>149329469
What is wrong with me? What haven't I watched this show yet? Is it because every Monogatari episode I watch means there will be less new content in future?

>>149405098
It's fine. Each episode is good for at least two rewatches.

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>>149405098
>every Monogatari episode I watch means there will be less new content
You can subtract any number from infinity and it will still be infinity
Not adapted though, and still never a specialists or Araragi in college arc

>>149405098
As silly as this show looks, I think it takes a relatively high amount of mental processing to appreciate it. Every second the writer is throwing references at you. There's also cultural barriers when watching this show. (Japanese who watch this show will find it easier to get the jokes and references.) I guess it is possible to enjoy this show without fully understanding it.

There's so many good girls in this show. Who is the best girl.

>>149329469
severe autism

>>149405514
Bat is best.

I wish I could say Sodachi but there's just so little content of her compared to pretty much any other girl that it doesn't feel right to say that.

>>149405514
-you-

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>>149405620
Sodachi doesn't have as much content as the main girls, but she at least has as much as each fire sister if you consider off-season, and they are also translated.

An adaptation of oroka could be pretty good as well considering the margin for creative direction and for Marina Inoue to show her talent. Although I can see people who dislike her complaining that it's taking time from their favorites if adapted.

I liked the snek bitch but I think she's crazy.