Where's the Umaru thread?

>>149220528
People went back to school.

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>>149220528

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>>149220528

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>>149221475
>>149222675
STOP UMARU ABUSE

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>>149222875

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fuck Umaru

TSF is where its at.

>>149222935
Please don't hurt Umaru-chan's tiny womb!
She needs it for breeding with many male hamsters!

>>149223023
Tachibana Smells Farts
Tachibana Sucks Feces
Tachibana Sells Faps

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>>149223023
Looks like someone missed his daily dose

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MONSTAH!

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Let me redpill you on Umaru.

She's actually not popular at all. No, I'm not talking in-universe. I'm talking about her unpopularity here on /a/.

Umaru fans are actually a massive minority here. Don't you believe me? Just go to archives and look at post/poster ratio in Umaru threads. You will see a huge disproportion compared to other threads.

Why? Because this so called Umaru "fanbase" is literally just a group of friends who use /a/ like their own private chatroom. But because they're autistic enough to keep posting 24/7, threads always reach bump limit and give the illusion that Umaru is popular.

Guess what? She's not. She's a terrible character. The only people who like her are neckbeards because "HURR DURR, I'M A SHUT-IN TOO LMAO"

Fuck Umaru and fuck Himouto .

S2 never ever because nobody bought it.

>>149224265
Please stop using Mokocchi for your shitposting.

>>149224265
>look at post/poster ratio in Umaru threads. You will see a huge disproportion compared to other threads.
Literally a lie.
Last Umaru thread that reached bump limit had 150+ posters.

>>149224265
>But because they're autistic enough to keep posting 24/7, threads always reach bump limit

That doesn't happen. Umaru fans aren't autistic no-lives. They are busy people. They don't get to post very often which is why Umaru threads die.

If you're gonna change this copypasta you have to do more than just replacing "Tomoko" with "Umaru" in notepad.

>>149224313
>half of them were shitposters and the rest were goreposters

>>149224311
Stop calling Tomofail Mokocchi.

>>149224425
>shitposters
you mean Umarubros
>goreposters
mods deleted most of gore posts in that thread and it still reached bump limit

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ANON-KUN PLEASE BUMPU UMARU THRAED UNTIL LIMITO
IF YOU WILL BUMPU, UMARU WILL SUCK YOUR DICKU

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>>149224265
This pasta again. Long time no see.

>>149224480
That tomoko nickname from yuu tomoko like being call Mokocchi.

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>Come home from work
>Open closet
>See this

What do?

>>149224842
Give her candy, then tell her to fuck off.

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Hello!

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>>149224842
Start cooking halloween's food

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>>149224265
>Just go to archives and look at post/poster ratio in Umaru threads. You will see a huge disproportion compared to other threads.

I can say the same thing about Tomoko threads

>>149227964
it's a copypasta, the original one talk's about tomoko threads

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>>149227834
>Pumpkins are green in Japan

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>>149223023
Umaru > Ebina > TSF = Kyrie

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This hamster is front page material.

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>>149228390
pumpkins come in different size and shape

Is Umaru on the spectrum?

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2spooky4me

>>149222963
>>149223300
Post more MILF Umaru

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>>149228860
I want to feed Ebina.

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>>149230760
the new jumpu isn't out yet!

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>>149232105
feed her the D

>>149222963
Is writing game wrong a meme?

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>>149224642