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>ywn ride a bike Why live?

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>ywn ride a bike

Why live?
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>>>/n/
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the impossible dream
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Why not? Are you a paraplegic?
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>>149202057

What's stopping you from riding?
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>>149202057
how fat are you fag?
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>>149202057
I ride a bicycle often, do you imagine everyone a near immobile fat slob? Now on the other hand if you meant on a tandem bike with beautiful girl, then yeah that hurts.
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>>149202057
Riding a bike isn't that hard.
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It only makes it more painful to watch anime characters living these idyllic lives and doing things we can only dream of ;_;
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>>149202057
Uhhh
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I fucking hate cyclist fucking shits. I hope all of you asscunts will get crashed by a lorry someday.
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>>149204878
Did a cyclist kill your family?
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I cycle to work.

What I'll never do is ride a bike along a wide river path, sakura blossoms dancing in the wind, a qt riding alongside talking about the future.

I just get multiple near death experiences before 9AM and carbon monoxide poisoning.
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>>149204690

Jesus, you and OP. How fucking hard is it to pedal?
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>>149204878
>Butthurt carfag.

I bet you are fat.
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>>149202057
I did once
It was boring
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>>149205006
Did you have a cute girl to accompany you?
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It would be nice if I could bike everywhere and not need a car but it would take me half a day just to get into town. Plus there's no way I could bike in the winter.
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>>149202057
I wish I learned how to ride a bike but too scared.

I think it is amazing cyclists can keep their balance like that.
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>>149205073
Netherlands.
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>>149205003
>LOL U BUTTHERT XD
>FUCK DA RULES I RIDE MUH TWO WHEEL PICE OF SHIT WHENEVER I WANT XDD
Fucking do the world a favor and kill yourself already.
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>>149205116
Seriously, what did a bike do to you? Did you fall down and hurt yourself as a kid?
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>>149202057
>tfw it's not socially acceptable to ride a bike past age 16 in your country
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>>149205166
It's more socially acceptable than chinese cartoons.
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>>149205116

>I RIDE MUH TWO WHEEL PICE OF SHIT WHENEVER I WANT

>angry because people on bikes ride whenever they want

Holy shit, man. Did mommy not let you take the the car this weekend?
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Choose your riding partner.
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>>149205029
If i had my past self would have fallen embarrassingly and gotten hurt, leaving a horrible lasting memory
It wouldn't be boring though
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>>149205228
I choose fang. It's rare that you get a character that perfect who is not a child or a tsundere.
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>>149205116
Calm down fattie, go eat a candy.
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>>149205228

Purple hair in the back is gonna grow up to be an ara~ara level milf, isn't she?
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>>149205222
You don't (necessarily) watch chinese cartoons in the open.
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>>149205392
Isn't she already?
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>>149202057
>Asking whether it is ok to ride a bike
It is ok. But only outside.
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>>149204997
>I just get multiple near death experiences before 9AM and carbon monoxide poisoning.
That's the life of a cyclist.
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>>149205449
he's ara ara but no milf yet
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>>149205097
It's only hard doing it at slow speeds, from the moment you go faster than walking speed it almost balances by itself as long as you keep your hands firm
You literally only need not to be scared
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>>149205097
I don't know what's more weird, people that can't ride a bike or people who can't swim.
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>>149205166
What a shitty country, anon.
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>>149205477
But... no... :(
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What's the point of riding a bicycle? Just buy a motorbike and stop being so slow.
Are you guys underage or something?
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>>149205166
what if you put on a stretchy suit and pointy helmet?
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>>149205477
In Japan they mostly cycle on the pavements. It's gloriously relaxing.
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>>149205595
Don't use emoticons on /a/.
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>>149205599
Is water the only drink you consume in your life?
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>>149205590
In mine it's acceptable but you'd get mugged in no time
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>>149202057
I would ride a bike if cute girls would ride with me but that is never gonna happen.
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>>149205599
Don't you need a special license for a motorbike? If you're riding a bike as your main method of transportation you probably don't have or don't want to spend the money on something like a motorbike. If you ride it for exercise than why would you get a motorbike?
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Go in the middle setting rather than in the highest setting.

When you go uphill, pretend you're Roadhog from Overwatch and really pissed and the only hero going on the point while the team does whatever.

You can imagine what you want or skip it, I'm saying get mad at the challenge.
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For you cyclists, there isn't really any need to wear special gear when bicycling besides the usual helmet and safety pads right?

But I have a question? Does it get uncomfortable for your balls after you bike for too long.

Or do you stop noticing any pressure on your balls after you get used to biking?

Or is it because you don't have proper biking form, that you feel pressure on your balls?
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>>149205599

Checked.
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I bicycle with headphones on.
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>>149205707
So bicycles are for poorfags and children?
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>>149205781
They're just not fat
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>>149205627
Ok.

But I only have happy anime related memes.
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>>149205781
Or people who like to bike. People who bike as a hobby buy bikes more expensive than my car.
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>>149205747
You can do kegels, with your butt.

Yes it is true. The holy grail of muscle development is not being a beefcake. It is this.
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>>149204878
>>149205116
literally you
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>>149205831
So pretend to be happy.
It's what I've been doing all my life.
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>>149205840
Riding a bicycle as an adult is not socially acceptable though. At this point you really should get a driver's license and s
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>>149202057
It's not as good as you think it is
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>delayed for a week
>the quality is still shit

Dropped
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>>149205900
In what shithole do you live in
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>>149202057
I was hoping this would be just like the bike show but with pedal power. It's not even interesting which is a shame.
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>>149205899

I pretend to be a sociopath who pretends to be happy actually. It's a really long story that, when you hear it, will be so hard to focus on that you might take snippets from it to mock me with it.

And that IS the story.
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>>149205947
Not him, but I can tell you that cyclists are looked upon with derision in Canada.
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>>149205900
>Riding a bicycle as an adult is not socially acceptable though.
Where exactly?
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>>149205900
Have you never been to a public trail or some sort of outside activity spot?
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Too bad they cut out lewd parts for some reason.
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An irresponsible cyclist is only a danger for himself, an irresponsible car driver takes innocent people and his sorry ass with him.
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Bikes are the best. 20 minutes to work, wakes me up in the morning and winds me down in the evening. Even when I'm a lazy peice of shit at least I had 40 min of cardio that day.
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>>149206132
You can always drive truck-kun
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>>149206015
Land of the free.
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>>149205599
>Gas is free
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>>149205900
>talking about stuff being socially acceptable on an anime imageboard
It's like a furry calling someone a degenerate for watching anime.
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>>149205900
>Riding a bicycle as an adult is not socially acceptable though

Is this an american thing? I don't understand.
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>>149206297
He's probably just really insecure.
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I really need to start riding again, that's like the only sport you can do without looking retarded
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>>149205599
But I can keep up with cars in the city.
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>>149206297
It's not an american thing, he's just baiting retards
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I want to buy a road bike too.
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>cycle to the store
>cycle to work
>tfw my country loves their bicycles
Feels good to be Dutch.
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>>149205947
>>149206015
>>149206065
>>149206294
>>149206297
Figures you anime watching NEETs don't own a car.
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Gonna pick up my first road bike soon.
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>>149206365
By yourself, you mean
You can always play soccer or whatever is popular where you live, people who have friends do it all the time
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>>149206551
But I do own a car
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>>149205599
But motorcycles are expensive, dangerous and just as impractical as cars in cities because you cant use sidewalks.
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>>149202057
Is this like Yama girls? Will this bring me the urge to outside and do outdoor activities?
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>>149204878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
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>>149206551
Joke's on you, I don't have a bike either
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>>149205900
I can sort of agree with this. I can understand it when you live super close and driving just isn't worth the trouble. On the other hand, at least in a country as big as America, only poorfags and kids don't have cars.
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>>149202057
If your legs fucking work and you weigh under 250 lbs I guarantee you can ride a fucking bike.
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>>149206521
>>149206551

I made a joke for both of you!

>Tractors > Cars
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>>149206592
Of course that's what I meant. Where do you think you are?
sports where several peoples are involved are the absolute worse and took years off my life due to stress and all the drama. Never again.
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>>149206707
Never mind I miss-read the brand.

Too much optimism.
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>>149205228
The hot boyfriend.
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>>149206725
Most people who get stressed over trivial shit are part of the problem, I hope you were not that guy
How about gym then? At least it's physical
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>>149202057
I know. I'm morbidly obese and I can't be bothered with dieting.
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Too bad biking is only really viable in winter, as any physcial exertion outside in summer will just cover you in sweat in 5 minutes flat.
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>>149205871
amerifats don't say lorry
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>>149206960
Do you not get snow?
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>>149206960
Maybe if you're a fat hairy fuck
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>>149206990
Maybe he lives in the South
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I just fucking hate it when you cyclist fucks think you can run red lights and stop signs and go the wrong way down a one way street. Do you want to get run over?
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>>149204878
Jokes on you, I already got hit by a truck while riding a bike!
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>>149206960
But being covered in sweat feels great.
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>>149207046
Some cyclists really have a death wish.
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>>149202057
At least I get to preserve my hymen.
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>>149207085
Only if it's a little girl's sweat.
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>>149206990
Very rarely, I don't cycle in icy conditions. Fell off once, cracked a collarbone, wasn't too fun.
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>>149205228
While all cute, this comes down to what they ride. What bike does each girl ride?
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>tfw I live in a poorfag area so the roads aren't bike friendly
>90+ degrees most of the year
It just isn't worth it right now. I need to move to a college town or something.
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>>149207183
Nah you need to move to rural areas.

Cycling in cities is asking to get killed by a bus/lorry. Even if you survive that shit carbon monoxide will kill you sooner or later.
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>>149206637
>and just as impractical as cars in cities

You can filter though lanes still though.
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>>149207225
Are you retarded? Don't inhale straight out of the fucking tailpipe and it'll dissipate into the atmosphere before it becomes a problem.
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>>149207225
I'd really argue this depends on the city, and where in the city you are commuting.
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>>149206551
I have both anon and many more
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>>149206521
Why do they keep throwing their bikes in the water?
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>>149207897
I wonder.
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sorry to hear about your legs op. there are hand bikes. if you're quadriplegic, idk yeah you're outta luck i think.
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