Why didn't Monkey want to fuck Cat?
>>149125310
Because she has good taste
>>149125310
Because Cat is hygienically challenged.
because monkey is for araragi
>>149125310
Cat is not fit.
>>149125520
this
Monkey has rigorous standards.
>>149125561
>>149125310
Because monkey could intuitively feel how uncomfortable cat feels about monkey's intuitiveness
also get that low res shit out of here
>>149125310
Because Monkey has better taste in women.
>>149125310
Can a catfag actually explain why they like cat? She's so plain and boring. I don't get it.
>>149125310
In the Bakemonogatari commentary she actually hits on Cat quite a lot.
mongki has a patrician taste
>>149127380
Some people like shit just because it IS shit. Same concept applies to cat.
>>149127438
Just one of the many reasons why monkeyfags know she is the best
>>149127869
she's almost as best as crab
>>149127869
Would you rather hug a monkey or a bat?
>>149128013
Monkey/Bat/Cat > Hornet > Everybody else
So speaketh the Official Waifu Emperor.
>>149128159
Monkey obviously
Hugs are for people who deserve them the most.
And to deserve something the most you have to want it.