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Why didn't Monkey want to fuck Cat?

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Why didn't Monkey want to fuck Cat?
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>>149125310
Because she has good taste
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>>149125310
Because Cat is hygienically challenged.
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because monkey is for araragi
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>>149125310
Cat is not fit.
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>>149125520
this

Monkey has rigorous standards.
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>>149125561
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>>149125310
Because monkey could intuitively feel how uncomfortable cat feels about monkey's intuitiveness

also get that low res shit out of here
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>>149125310
Because Monkey has better taste in women.
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>>149125310
Can a catfag actually explain why they like cat? She's so plain and boring. I don't get it.
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>>149125310
In the Bakemonogatari commentary she actually hits on Cat quite a lot.
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mongki has a patrician taste
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>>149127380
Some people like shit just because it IS shit. Same concept applies to cat.
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>>149127438
Just one of the many reasons why monkeyfags know she is the best
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>>149127869
she's almost as best as crab
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>>149127869

Would you rather hug a monkey or a bat?
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>>149128013
Monkey/Bat/Cat > Hornet > Everybody else

So speaketh the Official Waifu Emperor.
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>>149128159
Monkey obviously

Hugs are for people who deserve them the most.
And to deserve something the most you have to want it.
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