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/ss/ - Secret Santa

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It is finally the weekend so we can have a thread!
If you have not received your Santa list yet, BE PATIENT. They are coming soon!

Please e-mail Santaloli if you believe you will be late in sending your cards or present so your recipient knows their Santa loves them and wants them to be happy.

The ride begins so hold on to your Christmas cheer, get comfy and post your cards when they arrive!

No, you haven't been grinched yet. No one is grinched before 5:30 p.m. on December 24.
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I have my list of some people from last year who didn't get thank you cards, and past recipients.

Early Christmas cards for them all!
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>>149117967
Why would you do this, there is nothing to talk about. It's just going to be another weekend of pretending to be retarded, people who actually missed the deadline, and meetup shit.
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>>149117967
Where's your damn trip?
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>>149118709
Weekend Christmas cheer doesn't need a trip!
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>>149117967
oh shit , ive missed the threads. Is it still possible to sign up ? Ive got a really nice present for another anon.
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>>149119339
It is probably possible to sign up - you are about 50 weeks early! Look for threads in early October 2017!
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I didn't expect to see another thread so soon.
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>>149119339
Your cock doesn't count. Also you're really early for sign ups.
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What's Santaloli's email?
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>>149120250
It changes every year, so if you want to sign up, you will have to wait until September.
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>>149120391
Oh ok.
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The waiting for assignments begins!
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Oh boy I cant wait for assignment!
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for your waifu, I can tell you I have money. What I also have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you let me buy for you now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will spoil you.
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What kind of crafts are you all planning to do for your assigns? And how will you best incorporate cum into your creation?
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I'm sending my shit early as possible, fuck this "Oh boy I received it just in time for Christmas so I didn't have to wait long to open it" shit.
People can expect their cards before probably Thanksgiving.

Also don't worry.

Though Sierra Mist is gone, the new Pepsi lemon-lime product "Mist Twst" DOES make a cranberry version.
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>>149123927
I plan to bake some cookies for whoever I get. Can't think of anything else to do but make a card.
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>>149122325
What the heck did you just wish for, you little girl? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NEET Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous shopping trips to Comiket, and I have over 300 official figures. I am trained in currency conversion and I’m the top bidder on the auction for your perfect present. You are everything to me, not just another assignment. I will cheer you the heck up with overspending the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying only a few things on your wishlist? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of re-sellers across Japan and your waifu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the gift, friend. The gift that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your price bracket. You’re getting spoiled, kiddo. I can spend any amount, anywhere, and I can order you over seven hundred different dakis, and that’s just with my debit card. Not only am I extensively trained in buyfag threads, but I have access to the entire arsenal of japanese proxy services and I will use them to their full extent to wipe the miserableness off your face with my christmas card, you little tyke. If only you could have known what a merry holiday your little "humble" application was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have asked for more. But you couldn’t, you didn’t want to be a bother, and now I'm paying the shipping costs, you lovable baka. I will put glitter all over and your room will be covered in it. You’re taken care of, Anon from 4C.
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Alright, the first circle of hell is nearly /spoiler] complete.
With the excelption of one person, that I'm waiting on to confer with Santaloli about, you should have received either confirmation or rejection emails.
Now to export the whole database and cry when it falls apart.
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Is it too late to do a quick edit on my list before matchings?
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>>149124499
Edits to the wishlist/card list, and addresses should be fine basically until your Santa sends out your gifts. Please do it sooner than that though.
If you want to change shipping type, price bracket, number of card, and/or number of gifts, you have like two hours because I need to eat.
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I hope I get a better gift this year.
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>>149124776
Ha, and it's not even a full package but samples.
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I wonder who'll get me...
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>>149124776
I hope you have better taste this year.
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>>149124934
#rekt
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I swear to god if I get another dragon dildo I will fucking murder all of you
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>>149124934
Wasn't this whole thing for grown up people?
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>>149123927
i probably would eat cum cookies if they're damn good and made with love

>>149122325
>>149124444
cutest thing ive seen all week
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Ah, I missed the deadline. Ah well. Procrastinator life. Good luck everybody.
>>149124486
Have fun with that. Would you like a Hecatia "Welcome to Hell" shirt as you run through the data gauntlet?
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>>149125741
Q: Do you spend time making generals on another board that are so fast moving you barely get sleep?
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>>149125294
Hey, this is /a/. We're all little girls here.
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>>149125957
Nope.
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>>149126157
Ah, gotcha. Just checkin' something.
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>>149125741
I do <3 Hell
If you send me one, I'll wear it and take pictures.
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Sorry that I'm being a very naughty little girl by being impatient, but when are assignments excepted to be done with?
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>>149127959
They will start going out late tomorrow at the very earliest, assuming nothing goes wrong and . As it is just me and Santaloli and Santaloli is not good with computer and I'm employed, it may take up to a week to complete 100%.
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>>149128332
>Santaloli is not good with computer

Please forgive me.
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>>149123927
I might make some eraser stamps if I don't suck at it.
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>>149125227
why would you complain about multiple dragon dildos?
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>>149125741
Ah Blue, if you're up for it I will send you a card. You being in these threads every year makes the other non-santa tripfaggots bearable.
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>>149128332
fuck yes its starting
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My gift didn't come 2 months early! I've been grinched again!
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>>149128332
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>>149130534
What a pleasant thing to hear. While incredibly tempting... I will have to decline. The thought is fine enough. Focus on the people who made it in. I hope this year ends up being more on the positive side of things than the others. If you, or anyone really want to make me happy, just make cute Mahoutsukai no Yome stuff. I'll be jealous of every single one. Especially Silky. Ah... now I really want a Silky card.

That said, I also want to prepare a present for the anonymous populace again. I have an idea but it'll probably take me more than two months to make work, so don't look forward to it too much.
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What is a santafaggot consist of?
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>>149133714
The manifestation of all gifted dragon dildos that just want to go up an ass instead of getting laughed at and forgotten all the time.
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Here's that guide a helpful anon put together in the previous /ss/ threads.

Shops for brandnew merch:
CDs: cdjapan
Books: honto.jp, amazon.co.jp
General merch: amiami, amazon.co.jp (only ships some merch internationally)

Shops for used goods:
Books: amazon.co.jp (Used books can be really cheap on amazon, but only some are available for international shipping. Generally, those that have the 'Prime' sign can be shipped internationally.)
General merch(including CDs): mandarake, suruga-ya (no international shipping), Yahoo!Japan (no international shipping)

If you want to buy from stores that do not ship internationally, you need to use a proxy (buys and ships the item for you) are a forwarder (you buy the item and ship it to him, he ships it to you)
Good and cheap forwarders:
2you4 (does not always undervalue)
jpn-depot
biginjap.com

Good and cheap proxies:
jpn-depot
zenmarket (for Yahoo!Japan)

If you're in Europe, choose shops that undervalue to prevent having to pay import taxes and further delay due to customs being lazy and slow.
Check buyfag.moe for more details of everything and information of your country about loli importing/undervaluing.
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Santaloli and Santafaggot should have an anime.
Imagine a show starring a cute, happy Loli and a bad-mouthed but hardworking grunt.
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>>149134067
i want this now
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>>149134036
This is extremely helpful, thanks.
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>>149124486
>When you think you're that one person
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>>149133408
You know us better than that, were full hype for what you create.

Last year I handed out cards you would've liked, i'm planning on doing a similar one. Same series but different art.
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I'm so excited!
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>>149135218
You made that one? Aaah, I am already regret. That was the card that made me really want to see more stuff from the same series.
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>>149135438
Really? I'm flattered!
I can send you one too blue, if you want.

Do you still have the emails from when you did v-day? I'm Viradechtis and you can just send me your address from there. Or I can give you my email again.
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>>149135734
Ahh, it's you! Glad to see you're still around and breathing. We'll definitely be in touch. I might just be incredibly lazy right now. But at the latest, I'll send an email tomorrow.
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>>149136391
Be lazy all you want, i'm here forever.
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>>149135734
>>149136391
Wew lad, old faces.
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>>149136775
Oh wow, I remember drawing that!
Im glad you still have that.
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>>149134067
Loli wakes up in the morning, then gets out of bed, already wearing a Santa outfit.
She looks at her phone to check the date: September 13th. "Hooray! It's time to start preparing for Christmas!"
Loli runs downstairs to find Faggot asleep on the couch with beer bottles all around. "Wake up Faggot! It's time for Christmas! I already made a thread."
Faggot slowly sits up and sees Loli's outfit. "Oh, Christmas. I guess I'll try to reply to some emails in a bit..." He trails off as he picks up the surrounding beer cans, looking for one that still has some left in it.
"Don't worry" says Loli, "I'll go answer some emails. You can help out when the volume gets higher." She runs off into the next room.
Faggot sips his warm beer, "She's going to work me to the bone this year as well." He opens his laptop to check the thread that Loli made. "... and she wants to send cookies to everyone. I hope she doesn't make me help with those"
Suddenly, Loli runs into the room, waving her arms over her head. "Ahhh, Faggot, help! I was answering emails but then the computer got mad at me!"
Faggot sighs, and walks over towards the computer room, while Loli hides behind him. Loli has never been good with computers, but she keeps trying and somehow breaking everything.
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>>149136822
Faggot opened the door and was greated with a cloud of smoke. After coughing, he looked around the room. Loli's laptop, external monitor, and bluetooth keyboard were all on fire. How did she even manage that.
He picked up one of the many fire extinguishers kept near Loli's electornics, and put out the fires.
"Don't worry about that Loli, I'll handle the rest of the emails." "OK, I'm gonna go practice making cookies then!"
Faggot went back to the couch and started replying to the emails. Most of the anons had shit taste. Normally he would inform them of that, but since it's Christmas, he let it slide.
A short time later, a smoke alarm went off in the kitchen, and Loli came running over to Faggot again.
Faggot sighed, and picked up another fire extinguisher. It seems like this year will be just as stressful for him as the last one.
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>>149136613
Sounds like I can still count on /a/ for some things!

>>149136775
Oh man, that poster. Ah, the memories. The sleepless nights. The post-hurricane life. The daily poverty eating of crackers, peanut butter, and green apple slices. The broken tablet cable panic. The "My account overdrafted by mistake" panic. The "I don't have money for shipping" panic. So much emotion in that poster; almost makes me cry.
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>>149134036
Amiami has both new and preowned products, and fromjapan acts as both a proxy for jap sites but they also work for proxy bidding. Cheaper than using buyee on Y!Auctions.
Shop smart anons, and don't buy from shit like jlist or related overpriced places.
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>>149136857
>>149136822
Santafaggot would be moe if he was a cake.
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>>149137490
TOM (tokyo otaku mode) is another overpriced site.
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>>149137490
I think after the J-List fiasco last time, no one would even think to shop there unless they were new to these threads. Hopefully that guide and other posts throughout the threads to come will get them in the know.
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I hope my recipient likes the stuff I get them. I don't really care what your tastes are, I'll try my hardest to hook you up with some cool stuff. The idea of grinching someone doesn't sit well with me.
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>>149137490
Oh it ate some of my sentence. From Japan does searches for items too if you submit a request. Don't bank on it though.
>>149137533
They were included in the "other shit".
Pretty much just shop around and compare. If you can get something cheaper elsewhere don't pay for their bullshit.
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>>149136813
And I'm glad to have received it! Too big a sentimental faggot to throw things like this away.

>>149137179
I hope you're doing better now ;_;

>>149137596
FromJapan's search is a joke. You're better off searching for it yourself and ordering it through them.

Can confirm they are reliable though, been using them for almost 5 years with no issues.
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>>149137649
I've only ever searched for one thing through them, but good to know for future use so I won't waste my time.
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>>149137649
You have both the drawings I drew, the Present Akari and the infront of water Akari on the far left. Though I think the water one I drew for you, for my sister since shes the cookingfag and i'm the drawfag of the family.

It almost makes me cringe how much I and my materials have improved over the years with you guys here on /a/
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>>149137706
I mean go ahead, it'll only take a minute of your time. Just don't expect them to be able to find something that you can't.
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Alright guys, assigning is about halfway done, but I'm starting to get tired and fuck up, and that's really not something I want to be doing while fucking around in the database (wow wow).
Hopefully my card program will work with the modifications, since I sort of remember how it works, and if it does, assignments should start tomorrow. Otherwise, it may be delayed heavily.
On a side note, if I made a PO box as well, would you guys be interested in that? I guarantee you will NOT get cookies from me though.
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>>149137863
Of course, I would love to send things to you Santa.
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>>149137863
Please take your time!
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>>149137649
It's okay now. I'm doing alright. Still in the technically-unemployed zone, but I'm about to finish some client work and do some cool stuff next month so it's not so bad. And I love remembering those times. There was a lot of stress back then but it got finished and I was happy with it. I'm really happy to see it still hanging up.

Anyway, I'm tired as hell. It's been really nice seeing you guys again! Make sure you make this the best secret s/a/nta ever. Good night.
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>>149138020
Goodnight Blue.
It was awesome too talk to you as always.
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>>149137545
what are you talking about?

J-list™ is the best website for all of your /ss/ needs!
Snacks, onaholes. manga, or Japanese chopstick!

All at J-list.com™
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>>149137781
Wow, I didn't even notice since you sent it under a different name. That and you really did improve a lot, not that the first one was bad.

>>149138020
Sounds like self employed to me. Was nice knowing some of you folks are still around, have a good night!

Also, I can guarantee that I'm never throwing it out.

>>149137863
Do post it.
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>>149138156
Hudson pls go
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Is it bad that I listed shit mostly from the last 2 years, it should be easier to find stuff of those series right? I listed a couple older series too.
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>>149138156
I would rather have Jlist ads than what's going on mobile now.
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>>149138175
hows the group doing anyways? I used to hang out with you guys but shit happened and I stopped posting on irc years ago
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>>149138236
J-List ads are coming back if their Twitter is to be believed.
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>>149138169
Yeah my sister will ask me to draw for her since she has the writing and drawing ability of a doctor. We both enter /ss/ together so we use each others strengths.

and thank you, I'm glad i'm improving and not devolving.
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>>149138250
I pray you're right and that the other jewroshima ads go away too.
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>>149138250
Did you request for any mahjong-related goodies PT?
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>>149137863
Get some sleep, friendo. Looking forward to tomorrow.
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I already feel nervous about how shit my anon is going to think my taste is. Is it too late to drop out?
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>>149138280
https://twitter.com/jlist/status/783748258073944064

https://twitter.com/jlist/status/791856465959092224

Seeing as the adblock users are going to be at an all time high after the malicious ads, this might be a short lived return.

>>149138282
I did mention mahjong on the wishlist, yes. 7447?
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>>149138271
Aww that's sweet. Speaking of siblings,I remember when Atashi was taking card requests that same year and I asked for one for my brother too since he's kind of a loner. She was kind enough to make us both one and my brother ended up losing it. Rustled my jimmies.
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>>149138365
It's too late, someone on the internet is going to know how big of a faggot you are.
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>>149138365
Don't worry anon, your taste is just as shit as the rest of ours.
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>>149138238
Same as always. It's bigger or smaller now depending on how many years it's been.
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>>149138385
I've been taking a break for weeks because I've been losing a lot and I'm trying to reevaluate my game, but sure, why not?
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>describe how great imoutos are in my lists
>almost all best girls listed are imouto
I sure hope this works out alright
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>>149137863
>On a side note, if I made a PO box as well, would you guys be interested in that?
Absolutely, I even think you deserve it a bit more than SantaLoli, to be honest.
If you do, do you drink? I could send you some homemade booze along with my card.
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>>149138471
I'm not sure if we can find two more at this hour. If you want to keep taking a break, that's fine. Tomorrow night will be better for me anyways, we can play a bunch of casuals then.
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>>149138510
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure you can't legally mail alcohol, otherwise I'd accept it.
>>149137890
>>149138169
Alright, I'll definitely look into it.
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>>149138558
I can try finding some people, but I can't guarantee they'll play. I don't really mind if it's today, but I think I can manage if you prefer to play tomorrow. I'll wait for the thread then.
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>>149138597
Tomorrow night it is. Sorry about missing it last time when I said there would be a thread, things came up.

What's on your wishlist?
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>>149138387
I would've been so distraught. Thankfully my sister and I each have a binder we put all our previous years cards in.
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>>149138681
It's fine, I myself am not always available when you invite me to play.

I'm hoping to get some neat artbooks or something related to Horo or Akarin. I'm a man who loves comfy anime above others, so a lot of stuff related to those. I already have mahjong tiles, although they're for Chink mahjong not riichi. Have a good day PT.
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>>149138574
>legally
Well, you're no fun.
It's actually more of a gray zone if it's for personal use and not profit. I see people on homebrew forums send it all the time for competitions and such. It really only has as much chance of being noticed as the chance of the post office opening the package in the first place.
And even then, I'd be the one in trouble, and the ATF wouldn't go after anyone for just 1 bottle of alcohol anyway.


That said though, I'll respect your wishes and not send anything you'd be uncomfortable with.
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>>149138502

No one is going to send you their sister.
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>>149138748
Great taste. Have a good one.
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>>149138740
I'll probably do the same when I accumulate enough cards to warrant a binder. Wish I organized it though, can't tell which is from what year unless the sender dated it.
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>>149136822
>>149136857
I'd watch it
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>>149139074
Anything is possible with a little Christmas magic
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>$0/cards
Was this the right bracket for cookies? I want anons to enjoy my special holiday recipe raisins cookies
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>>149140269
I'd say so. Nobody's gonna knock your door down for going A and B the C of D.
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>>149140269
Any price bracket is right for cookies, as long as they're filled with love.
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>>149137863
card program?
also do you just manually send each and every person an email? that must take forever
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>tfw eyeballed arts and crafts material at the store

There was this really cute paper that was all glittery and cute, but I want to wait until I have the assigment.
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>>149134036
How do you know if the shop will undervalue goods?
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>>149141605
It's usually something you find out after you've ordered a few times. Not something they'll explicitly say.

For example, I've heard from eurofags that Mandarake undervalues but it doesn't say anything about it on their site.
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>>149141605
Some do it if you ask in comment section(namely proxy services do it and manda from the top of my head), some don't(amiami). If you are a buyfag you will know which undervalue or no
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>>149141605
Check the buyfag guide, stores that undervalue are marked there.
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how do i join this
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>>149142195
Set your alarm for October 1st, 2017.
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>>149137863
When is tomorrow in santa's time zone?
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>>149142195
>Not lurking /a/ year around just to wait for the chance to join Secret Santa
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>>149137649
>Someone has a letter I sent!
>It is by far the ugliest of the group
>shameshameshameshame
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>>149142940
Start sleeping 8 hours from now, then wake up and it'll be tomorrow.
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Anyone else worried about customs fucking things up?
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>>149144844
I wrote on my assignment that tariff here is 22€ if the order is coming outside of EU and that if they could undervalue, it would be really cool.
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>>149137863
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc
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>>149144844
Not really, I have plenty of money saved.
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>>149145081
>Not this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFg4dyUuVlM
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>>149145138
The problem is time, not money.
No idea how it is in your country, but customs here take 1-2 weeks to inform me that they stopped my parcel.
Once it took them a month.
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>>149144844
>get customs notice
>go to customs
>burly guy tells me to open my parcel
>tell him that it's a gift, open the parcel and show him that everything is wrapped
>'well friend, you'll have to unwrap that or we won't be able to see how much it is worth'
>unwrap it, crying
>customs inspect the lewd loli daki
>'Well friend, we'll have to confiscate everything. Now scram.'

This is my biggest fear
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>>149145593
I bought an onahole once and had to show it to customs. When the guy saw it the look on his face was like a disappointed father. He didn't say anything, wrote cremes on the customs slip and made me pay the fee in silence
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>>149145512
It's probably worse in my country, since I live in a third world hispanic place... I'll just send the gifts as soon as possible and hope everything arrives on time.
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>>149145593
Better than arrested.
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>>149145630
how awful
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Waiting for update from santafaggot.
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>>149139168
Thankfully I took pictures to post here when I got the cards, so if theres one ive misplaced I can go back and look at the date the picture was taken
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>>149145593
Don't ship loli international.

The truth is that shit is usually of questionable legality at best, and at worst it's flat out illegal.
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>>149138890
>>149138574
>>149138510
You can ship alcohol domestically legally through UPS.
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>>149145630
you in burgerland?
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>>149149195
nope, I'm a kraut
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>>149149207
ah yeah theyre pretty lenient about porn there i believe
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>>149117967
I emailed Santa Loli about making Christmas cards for everyone participating in Secret Santa, so if you guys a free card and /a/ sticker you can email me

[email protected]

I'll need help designing the sticker though, I'm not sure what would best. Suggestions are welcome, anything anime and Christmas related.
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>>149151944
So if we want a card and sticker email you, or SantaLoli passed you everyone's address to send to?
Yotsuba wearing a Santa hat or SantaLoli stickers would be fun
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>>149151944
I would very much like to get a card but I'm also wondering the same as >>149152625
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>>149152625
I certainly hope SantiLoli is not going to give my address to anyone other than my santa and I'm sure she won't.
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>>149151944
>It's another trip that wants to turn a community event into something about themselves.
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>>149151944
>>149152969

Hello use J-List™
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>>149152969
'tis the season for namefagging with no reason!
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>>149153511
Hey, look at me, look at me.
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>>149153665
No fuck you, look at me!
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What are some good gift ideas for the $25-$50 bracket?

Should I go for one big gift like a daki and just throw in some candy/smaller stuff or a bunch of small gifts?
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>>149141605
Zenmarket has a box on the shipping form for you to enter whatever you like, but by default it's filled with the real value minus fees and postage. Proxies are typically easier to request this from.
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>>149153665
>>149153799
Fuck both of you, pay attention to me.
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>>149153803
Depends on what you can find for your anon.
Just try to make him happy.
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>>149153803
Wait until you get their list. They might have a preference for items they like or collect, or what they don't collect like
>no nendos
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>>149153803
1 big gift has more impact. I wouldn't mind a daki if it was of my waifu. Other ideas could include manga, anime dvds, maybe a figure, or soundtrack. There are a lot of things you could find for less than $50.
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>>149153890
>>149153953
>>149153980
Thanks. I'll wait and see what my assignment wants first, a waifu daki seems like a safe idea if they don't mention anything specifically though. I might throw in a soundtrack of a favorite anime too.

I think the worst part is worrying that I'll get something of more value then what I sent.
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What do I have to do to make santafaggot give us an update?
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>>149154513
This is the first time I've actually thought that cum is drawn badly

It looks like jelly and there's way too much of it
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>>149154513
Whine about it I guess?
All that's left is the 10-25 and 25-50 bracket before I attempt to get cards matched up.
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>>149154939
Thanks santa, I'm getting more and more hyped.
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>>149154939
Are you sending out emails as you make matches, or are you just matching for now, and will email in a huge batch once you're totally done?
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>>149155184
I complete all the assignments first, before I start sending emails out.
There are restrictions, by location and shipping type, and I have to play around with the matching pattern until I can get it to work.
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>>149155415
Why is santa-san stealing her wallet?
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>>149155438
>her
Pretty sure that's the faggot from F/Z and the old pair he brain-washed.
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>>149155486
good to know anon
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>>149155486
Waver is fucking awesome you shut your white mouth.
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>>149155593
He's a good boy, but still looks like a little faggot.
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>>149155593
>white
I meant whore. Mobile please.
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>>149154939
>Whine to me and you'll get what you want.
You'd make a terrible boss, m8.
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Is it too late to join?
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>>149156383
Yes.
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>assignments soon
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>>149156383
You're 11 months early.
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>>149156460
>>149156540
damn
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>>149152969
I was worried I'd be a distraction by posting. I don't want to take away from the hard work the coordinators are doing.

>>149152893
>>149152625
>>149152940
Email me, Santa Loli and the others have enough work already with pairings.

I've never tripped on /a/ before so no one knows me on this board. I'm sending chrismas cards to /out/ and /k/ and wanted to see if /a/ wanted some too.

But if my posts are just going to be a burden or distraction to snyone, I'll rescind my offer.
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>>149156902
>/out/ and /k/
I knew I recognized you from somewhere. Secret Santa on /a/ is fairly large and has a history of A) outsider meddling and B) paranoid /a/nons. so don't be discouraged.

I'm joining up on your secret sc/out/ santa, though. Thanks for the heads up!
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>>149156902
On other boards it would be a really kind offer, but /a/'s is way bigger and the board culture really does not like tripfags (specially on SS, we have had bad experiences before).

If you had done it anonymously no one would have had a problem with it. Also I really doubt you would be able to send a card to everyone.
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>>149156509
Not soon enough. How do we even know if SantaFaggot is really setting it up or not?
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Thread music
https://youtu.be/yVU6CFDWOKE
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Anyone have GUNDAMU on their wishlist?
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>>149158399
I do. Christmas break is the perfect time to build some Gunpla too. Last year I got the GN-X and it was a really fun build.
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>>149158399
I hope I don't get someone with Gundam on their wishlist, I literally know nothing about it.
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>>149158604
You can always ask for help here. But if your anon was smart, they'd be pretty specific as to what series or suits they like. Saying "I like Gundam" is as broad as saying "I like superhero movies"
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>>149158399
I put Macross VF's on there, particularly which ones I like and where to get the models.
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>>149158172
>jeebus's homoerotic ramblings for a thread theme.
Yeah no.
Here's how we do it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7ty8W8pq2Y&list=PLWlA7aMsW-rrxW3nG7E9aS-Aux5SvrYkd&index=9
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>>149158965
>Homoerotic
But we are all girls in here!
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>>149135218
oh wow, that series is great.
I really would have loved to recieved that.
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>>149158001
>tfw SantaFaggot actually died after the first year..
>since then, it's just been random assholes carrying out the event through his allonym.
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>>149158965
Very nice
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>>149159069
we're all homo little girls
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>>149158965
>that talking in part 4
>that bossa nova after it
MY FUCKING DICK
>>
Update:
25-50 bracket is done.
Moving to the 10-25 bracket, then all that will be left before I can start is to recheck special requests and run my card program and pray.
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>>149159478
Me third from the left
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I actually have a nice camera this year and not a crappy phone. I can't wait.
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>>149159714
what a coincidence. I'm 4th from left.
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>>149159700
>run my card program and pray
e a
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>>149159700
Have a fire extinguisher nearby.
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>>149159700
So are there more participants this year or about the same as last year?
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>>149159700
Out of curiosity, how many anons sign up this year?
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>>149159700
Thanks for working all day on this for us.
I pray that everything will work without problems.
>>
Also, I say this every year, but if you're in a less-populated country for the event, and you want national shipping, please specify a fall-back, e.x. "I'm willing to ship continentially if I can't do nationally", "I'd rather move up/down a bracket if I can't", "just drop me to cards only", etc. It stops me from having to hold up on the entire event until you respond.


>>149160067
>>149160099
449 unique signups, resulting in 1218 cards, and 493 gifts.

Slightly more than last year, but finding the exact numbers last year is too much effort right now when I'm concentrating on this. It only sounds smaller because I've been reporting the total entries, which counts multiple gifts as multiple individuals. This year that number is 565, last year it was 499.
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>>149160292
This should be last year.
>everyone is doing an average of 3 cards this year
Card hype!
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>>149160437
I'm doing 3, its a good number for not getting overwhelmed while lowering the chances of getting completely grinched.
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>>149159478
speak for yourself
im all about that shota dick
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>>149160437
I' did 3 last year, but now I'm doing 5 cards for /ss/, plus 1 for my gift bracket anon, and if SantaLoli and SantaFag get PO Boxes, I'll make some for them, too.
I have zero friends, so this is my only opportunity to give or receive cards
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>We're now waiting on some third worlders to be able to get our assignments
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>>149156902
>take away from the hard work the coordinators are doing
That's not the problem, and it amazes me that you don't see it.
Protip: The coordinators in here are anonymous.
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>>149160437
one day ill do the 250 bracket
one day
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>>149161623
Too late, it doesnt exist anymore
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>>149161664
t-the next one then
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>>149161522
>The coordinators in here are anonymous
>uses tripcodes
???
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>>149161376
Third worlder here.
Don't worry, we have everything under control.
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>>149137863
You're fantastic, and yes it would be lovely if you opened up a PO box.
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>>149161522
>The coordinators in here are anonymous.
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>>149159714
>>149159829
I'm on the bottom right in the yellow one piece.
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>>149144133
Still way better than stock cards you buy off the shelf. I've gotten ~2 of those over the span of 5 years.
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>>149163533
I got one last year. It was bad.
>>
And with that, gift assignments are mostly complete. I just need to go through and validate that I went through all the special requests I could. All that's left will be cards, and once that's done, emails will start.
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>>149163817
Thanks, man.
How long do you think cards will take? Should I just go to bed or wait?
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>>149163877
If it's that late, I'd go to bed. Even if he were to finish within an hour or 2, it could take days before you get your assignment.
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>>149164021
Why?
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>>149164059
Why what?
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>>149164136
Why would it take days to get the assignment?
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>>149163817
Godspeed.
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>>149163817
But I want it noooooow
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>>149164158
Well how long do you think it would take to send out 500 unique emails? Plus I'm sure he has other things to do besides that.
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>>149164158
Why wouldn't it? The organizers have their own shit to do too.
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>>149163817
I believe in you
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>>149164158
Because he has to send like 450 e-mails, that's a lot.
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>>149163817
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>>149164310
>>149164299
>>149164219
We have Christmas magic and technology now, it will only take a few hours
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>>149163817
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>>149164382
I don't think faggots system has changed since last year. So you're setting yourself up for disappointment. Even if you were one of the first to receive your mail, I don't think you would get it before you go to sleep.
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>>149152969
how many will we prop up until enough is enough?
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>>149165085
Far far too many.
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>>149154879
you have way to little experience with drawn cum then
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>>149156902
it's okay you can still be useful when jebus starts posting accuse him of stealing your ideas and get in a huge trip war the kills everyone within a 100 post radius
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>>149157500
>history of outsider meddling and paranoid /a/nons

It's fine, I don't blame them for being suspicious, not a lot of folks outside of /k/, /o/, and /out/ know me. I just didn't want to cause any drama or make things harder for Santaloli or Santafaggot. These things are hard to coordinate ESPECIALLY with how populated /a/ is.

And I really didn't want to step on anyone's toes or take credit away from them. Managing pairings is a hell of a lot harder than just sending out cards.

>>149157953
Yeah you have a point, I probably should've just posted as anon but I goofed that up and can't really go back. I can imagine with /a/ being one of the most popular boards /a/nons have had issues with Trips, that's pretty true of almost any board.

>>149161522
I am so confused by your statement as the other /a/nons seem to disagree with you. >>149162523 >>149162656
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>>149162656
I think that anon means that the Santas might have a trip but we don't know their names. We trust them to organize /ss/ but beyond that, they're not doing it for personal benefit.

Meanwhile, I'm sure this other guy might be a friendly, well known trip on other boards, but he's a shop owner and offering to send out cards and stickers. He uses his own shop email instead of a throwaway like the Santas. Like if JList were to offer to send out free cards to get more promotion. It can be sort of fishy for him to suddenly appear, since many don't trust crossboarders or people from /k/, /out/, /pol/ etc
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>>149152969
>another

What did he mean by this?
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>>149164382
what tech?
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>>149165530
Ah, that's what they meant. That's a fair point and I understand where you're coming from. I haven't done anything for /a/ in the past and you guys rightfully have no reason to trust me, I can't blame you for that at all.

I really can't think of a middle ground way to show my sincerity, I was hoping to be transparent and upfront by posting with the trip, but well that came off as attention whoring, so yeah.

I'm open to suggestions, even if it's just "fuck off."
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>>149165988
fuck off
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>>149166105
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>>149165530
>he's a shop owner and offering to send out cards and stickers. He uses his own shop email instead of a throwaway like the Santas.
I don't see a problem with this. He's still doing it free of charge and out of his own good will. It's not anything like Hudson's "discount" he was shilling.

>It can be sort of fishy for him to suddenly appear, since many don't trust crossboarders or people from /k/, /out/, /pol/ etc
If he has a good track record on /k/ and /out/, I don't think giving him my address would be any weirder than giving it to the Santa's.
/k/ and /out/ are pretty benign boards. I don't think the problem with crossboarders is "how dare you have interests outside of /a/" as much as "don't bring your shitposting and cancer over here with you". I get being weary of /pol/ because they have a terrible reputation for doing exactly the latter, but even so.

>>149165988
All that said, though, I think you should probably wait until next year and just be a normal card sender. Only because I don't think we need more than one or two people trying to organize things, and I think SF/SL and Jebus have already filled those spots.
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>>149165988
>I haven't done anything for /a/ in the past and you guys rightfully have no reason to trust me.
No, you don't understand. /a/ culture is way more anonymously, anons usually don't get to know the name of their Santas, it's more like board sense of unity than anything. Trips are frown upon since we are all just little girls that like Chinese cartoons in here, without need for trips.

Yes, I am totally avoiding the jebus issue.
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>>149165988
>show my sincerity
I don't mean to be rude but, lurk more.
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>>149165988
I think it would be best if you just drop it all, including the trip.
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GIVE ME MY ASSIGNMENT NOW

I NEED TO SPREAD THE SPIRIT OF FESTIVITY AND LOVE TO ALL THE CHILDREN
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>>149165988
from one shekeljew to another, its never a good idea to approach a community event that you don't know anything about to try and drum up.
you could try over at /osg/ on /o/, given that a lot of the /osg/ people are also /ak/ people
and http://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/c23/Free_Trick_or_Treat_Candy.html jesus christ

>>149166731
nothing wrong with a trip, just needs to be someone who knows whats what
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>>149166105
>>149166320
>>149166731
>>149166855
>>149167041
Alright, thanks for the feedback. I'll go back to lurking and just work on gifts for whomever I get paired up with and whomever emails me in interest of a card.

>>149167496
Fair enough, I've been helping coordinate /k/'s Secret Santa the last two years and should've know there would be obvious differences with how /a/ does things, and I really shouldn't have butted in.
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>>149167639
Please don't mention your shop in any way with whomever you gift, too
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>>149166320
feel free to replace jebus
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>tfw just got my assignment

LM from AO
you are in good hands
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>>149168247
>LM from AO
>AO
>Angola
nani?
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>>149168240
I've thought about organizing a cookie/baking exchange, but I think it'd be to niche and even less /a/ related than /ss/ already is, and like I said, I don't want to overcrowd the threads.
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>>149163817
SOON
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>>149168568
You might want to post that in the right place faglord.
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>>149168568
Oh no don't tell me /spee/ signed up for /ss/
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>>149168791
We always get a lot of crossboarders.
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>>149168712
that would be a nice thing for /ck/ i think but the cumcookie memes would never end
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>mfw waiting for assignment
I don't know how much longer I can hold out. It's not even Halloween yet and I'm already listening to Christmas music in anticipation.
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>>149169003
I don't browse /ck/ very much, though that's exactly what I thought too, so I never did anything for either board. I don't mind sending treats to low bracket/card anons for now.
And honestly, if the anon was healthy and the food was good, I wouldn't mind if it had extra protein.
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>>149169420
thats gay
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The irony of the Crimson Caravan hate is that /ss/ threads are a miserable hotbed of annual tripfaggotry which seems to be conveniently excused because they're "our" tripfags.
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>>149169483
But I hate bd and jebus.
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>>149169467
No, this is gay.

>>149169483
>hate
The guy barged in and asked for people to send them their info without establishing who he was so it's understandable we'd be skeptical, and all we did was tell him to curb his enthusiasm.
Also Jebus and Blondefuck still get plenty of hate if you haven't noticed.
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>>149169483
Jebus is bully who insults his assignments and puts them down in the threads.

Dont know why that faggot is so popular, just because he makes some shitty CD's
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Drunk Europoor here. What do you want? Anime DVDs, mangos?
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>>149169877
Go home eur drunk
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Is it too late to join the secret santa?
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>>149169483
The only tripfags that don't get hate here are santaloli and faggot because they are the ones who run the event.
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>>149170041
No, You're 10 months early!
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>>149169483
>excused

So you don't actually browse these threads then? Most, if not all tripfags that regularly post in these threads, have a reason to get shit on beyond using a trip and they do get shit on. Aside from the organizers, all of them are ignored or told to fuck off.
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>>149169483
It's fine, I shouldn't have been so forward to begin with and I should've lurked /a/ more.

>>149169798
>>149169798
>The guy barged in and asked for people to send them their info without establishing who he was

You're absolutely right. I wanted to get started on cards early to get things ready and out before Christmas, but I was too hasty and came off as a dick.
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>Best friend in Japan right now
>Having him buy specified things for ss
>Since I don't have to pay for shipping and middle man costs, my assignments will get more items then what I've had to give in the bracket before
>Feelsgodman for my assignments
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>>149170377
Instead, you can pay for the weight/space it takes to bring it back by plane
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>>149170377
You know shipping costs are not to be included in your price bracket, right?
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>>149170351
"Drop the trip" doesn't mean removing the name part. You don't need to keep explaining yourself, you can simply leave already.
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>>149170466
Exactly.
>>149170524
Yeah I know, it normally isn't much anyways, but not having to pay and collect from different sites helps.
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>>149170377
Have you been including shipping in your costs the past few times you did this?
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>>149169657
>>149169798
>>149169816
Oh, I hate them as well. I'm just suggesting that onboard shitposters are worse than a guy who says "email me your address and I'll send you free shit."

>>149170078
>>149170274
I wasn't active in /ss/ threads last year, so I may have missed some change in attitude. I want to encourage Christmas cheer and generosity of spirit, and to my mind this guy does no more damage than a ScarfAnon or Jake the X.
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>>149170616
>change in attitude

Either the point is flying far above your head or you're retarded. Not to mention you're not encouraging Christmas cheer by inciting shitflinging about tripfags. Get back to the topic that actually matters.
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I'm excited for my assignments. I have a new idea for cards, but I'll have to see what the requests are to see if it's feasible.

The backup of cutting out paper shapes to make a minimalist card always works though. I think I still have my paper picker program.
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>>149170839
>inciting shitflinging
No, I'm only encouraging introspection. Was the topic that matters telling someone to get out?
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>>149171195
The topic that matters is discussing /ss/ and Christmas with your fellow posters. Everything else is secondary, including others organizing events.
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>>149170613
No I understand; what I was implying is that I don't have to eat shipping costs from sites now and I can buy more things to do creative works or maybe an extra gift or two. I do my ss like a gift basket where I get a bunch of things instead of one big thing.
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>>149170600
noted
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>>149171280
Alright. I like secondary exchanges, and I like seeing people participate in them. I hope ScarfAnon makes lots of scarves. I liked seeing Jake send out homemade cookies, and I hope I get to send somebody shitty local food again. I hope some /a/nons try to send Blue money to buy potatoes again. And I want to see the /k/ tripfag send out some /a/utism badges. I like Christmas.
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I got a promotion at work, so I'll have a bit more money coming up on the holidays. I'm only in the 25-50 bracket, would it be okay to get my assignment multiple gifts even if I spend more than 25-50 bucks?
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>>149168568
topkek
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>>149171716
Going above is always acceptable. You could also sign up for being a savior of the grinched, too.
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Alright assignments are done.
I unfortunately had to step out of the house for like an hour and a half to take care of some dumb bullshit, but assignments will start going out in about 20 min when Santaloli gets back.
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>>149171716
bet your assignment won't complain, it'd be very kind of you too
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>>149171716
I doubt anyone would complain about getting more gifts than they expected.
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>>149171769
Finally, the time is nigh
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>>149171769
I can't wait. I hope my assignment likes shitty designs screen printed onto umbrellas.
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>>149171769
The time is nigh
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>>149171769
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>>149171638
Thanks for sharing.
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>>149171769
So excitinggggggg
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>>149171953
Just wanted to talk about the Topics that Matter™.
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>>149171769
Brehs, my heart is actually pounding. I'm kinda scared.
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>>149171769
>was just about to go to sleep
>too excited to sleep now
It's gonna be a long night.
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>>149171769
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>>149171769
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>>149172130
Let's hope you staying up is not a wasted effort.
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>tfw might get my assignment on my birthday
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>>149171769
Is that cards as well or just the gifts?
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>>149172322
Both.
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First time doing this, I don't know which I feel more, excitement or nervousness.
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>>149171769
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>>149171769
IT'S HAPPENING!
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>>149171769
>that moment you've waited all year for comes around
>that moment you saved up the previous 2 months for comes around
>that moment you've been browsing the thread all day for comes around
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>>149172027
I don't know if you're jaded by spending too much time on this site but that wasn't sarcasm.
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>>149172385
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>>149172510
Sarcasm doesn't translate well on 4chan, and I get easily embarrassed over sentimentality. It dig partly at you and partly at myself.
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>>149172510
>>149172607
Will you girls just fuck already.
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>>149171769
Is Santaloli back?
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>>149172754
Not yet, so I'll be starting in a few minutes myself then.
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>>149172682
I'll fuck you nerd boy.
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>>149172924
since Santa Loli never responded, will you be my waifu?
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>>149171769
>>
Too late to sign up to send cards?
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Waiting for my assignment is giving me goosebumps~~
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>>149173188
nope, you're 50 weeks early
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>>149173188
Shoot us an email at [email protected]!
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>tfw tired as shit but still going to stay up until assignments are emailed out
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>>149173348
Enjoy staying up for a week then.
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>>149123927
Got inspired by past santas and might try to do a stamp or stickers.
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Okay I'm here, I'll be sending them out too! Yes I will be your waifu if you want
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>>149173521
Looks nice.
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>>149173587
You're my waifu. No other anons can have you.
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>>149173587
But Santaloli, you're already my waifu
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>>149173587
IT BEGINS
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I'm kinda nervous.
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>>149173587
hmu when u want a REAL nerd virgin

they call me Frank because my wiener is RED HOT
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>>149173587
Thank you based SantaLoli!
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tfw no qt assignment
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I haven't seen my initials yet. Have I been grinched?
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>>149174685
Yes. Better luck next year.
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>>149174901
H Y P E
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KITA
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>>149174901
Emails when?
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>>149174901
>We have carefully reviewed your application to SecretS/a/nta2016™ and have decided that your taste does not warrant inclusion for this year's event. Better luck in 2017!
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First time participating. If I get an assignment with shit taste, do I request another or just grinch him?
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Just got my list for cards, all my assignments have similar/better taste. Thanks again Santas!
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JH of OR

You were my santa a couple years back, and I thought you did a damn good job of it. I got grinched last year so I wanted to send you one of the post cards you sent me, at the least to say thanks. If you're hanging in these threads, let me know.
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>>149175065
You realize your taste is actually the shit one :^)
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>>149175065
You give him a present that makes fun of his taste.
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who /refresh/ here?
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>>149175163
Refresh?

Auto that shit up senpai
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>>149175113
I recognize that paneling
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I have no idea what to get my giftees.
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>>149175163
No need, mine will make a sound when I get mail.
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>>149171769
That was fast.
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Knees week arms are heavy

Email when
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I have yet to receive an assignment. :(
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>>149175930
You've been grinched. Time to riot.
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>>149173587
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>>149173587
Haven't gotten my assignment. Guess I got blacklisted before my first year huh.
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>>149176159
Typical brat poster.
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the email will arrive 5-10 minutes after you go to sleep
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frantically refreshing my emails
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>>149175768
He's fast!
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>>149175778
There's e-mails in his inbox already, anthrax and confetti!
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I'm going to go fap while I wait for my assignment.
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Is it to late to edit my application?
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IT FINALLY CAME!
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>>149176577
you can edit for next year's /ss/, that is, if it is still here next year.
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>>149173587
It here, I got mine.
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>>149176577
Should be ok! But I request that most of you try not to do this!

Also, e-mails from me get a santa yui because santafaggot is no fun.
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its here, some of you fags have terrible taste
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>>149177072
Having shit taste is sort of a requirement to be here.
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>>149177072
You think you have it bad? My guy requested stuff about Nintendo girls mostly and have no relevance to anime.
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AJ of TX
I got you.
The Crimson Caravan/CrimsonCaravanMerchant
I read what was going on above and you seem like a pretty genuine guy to me (I'm also not paranoid of getting Toronto'd), so I'll do you a good and make you something nice.


Have fun with assignments everyone!
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What if you opened one of the /ss/ boxes and find these?
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>Waiting for my assignment

I'll need a distraction from the soul crushing crunch time of law school.
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>>149177217
I wouldn't hate it.
>>
50 hour week coming up, waiting for this is just gonna make it seem longer
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>>149177217
>physical media
>current year
...is what I would post in an /ss/ thread if I got that.
I'd still keep it, though.
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>>149177045
>tfw no Santa Yui
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Clearly they are saving the best assignments for last.
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>>149177217
Be sad because I'm not good enough to trumpetah for orchestr/a/
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>>149177045
I resent it, sorry for the late notice
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>>149177217
I stopped paying notice to those threads ages ago so it'd probably sate my curiosity.
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JM of WV
How lewd is too lewd for you? I had a good idea for your favorite character, but think it might be too lewd.

JP of MT
I'm no good with handmade stuff, but if that's what you prefer, I'll do my best!

I can't wait to start!
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>>149177217
>Gatefold sleeve
10/10
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>>149177352
you and me brother ;_;
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE!

Now to hunt down some good stuff for my anon.

Question though, if my assignment used a nickname, how does the postal service handle that?
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>>149177696
I'd assume they just deliver it to the address listed.
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>>149177696
As long as the address is ok, like normal mail.


I've used nicknames and also received from people with nicknames.
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>>149177777
Nice
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>>149177696
If the address matches, it's usually fine.
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>>149177696
They'll most likely deliver it. I usually put "From: Secret Santa" with a return address to be extra safe.
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>>149177777
Witnessed.
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I can't handle all this waiting
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AN of WA
I'm glad you made your wishlist so specific, it is a huge help. Prepare to have good Christmas!
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Who else here is refreshing their inbox every minute?
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>santaloli sent me myself as my assignment
Does this mean I've been rejected?
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>>149177777
wasted GET
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>It's here

J from NSW, you're in good hands.
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soon
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>>149178134
You actually should email them about that.
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>>149178134
Fuck. Email us about that. I must have messed up my copy/paste.
>>
santaloli are you going in order or working backwards?
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>>149178304
I think in order since I have yet to received my assignment and I sent my email very late.
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>>149178304
>>149178344
Same
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>>149177777
Damn I think that's my first quints.
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>>149177137
If you're in cards, do something like this. It's one of my favorites.
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>>149178344
>>149178388
I sent mine in on the first day and still haven't gotten mine. Just be patient, faggots, asking all of these questions is slowing them down.
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>>149178429
I probably should do something like this.
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>>149178304
It's kinda random, but it's a bit of the first e-mails and the last e-mails! Middle e-mails sometimes end up being near the end! It's likely that we'll only be going through 200-ish tonight. Also, I saw requests for cookies and will try to respond to them! Maybe I'll throw in a special surprise to one anon or something.
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I GOT MY ASSIGNMENT
I AM SO EXCITED

I AM SO BROKE
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>>149178539
W-what could the surprise be?
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doki doki
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>>149178789
JOHN CENA
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>>149178706
mfw i didn't receive mine yet
Will i receive an email if i get rejected ?
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>>149178539
Thank god I got mine already
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>>149178134
That happened to me last year.
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All my assignments have really shit taste. Can we do a redo?
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>>149178952
I'm sorry.
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>>149178952
Just grinch them, saves you money and you'll probably get something nice either way.
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Why don't other boards do gift exchanges?
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>>149179302
They do.
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>>149179302
Other boards are SHIT.
/a/ da best
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>>149178952
Your job is to make someone else happy, not yourself. Suck it up.
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>>149179302
They do, I know /toy/ has one.
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>>149178952
Mine suck too
Re-shuffle please

>>149179302
They do
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>>149178952
>>149179375
I hope you're not talking about me
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>>149179171
I think I will have to. I can't bring myself to spend money on these reddit tumblr faggots. I'll make up for it by sending nice gifts to anons I've been matched with in the past.
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>>149179425
Well they sure as hell couldn't be talking about me. My taste is flawless
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>>149179171
>>149179444
Will you get blacklisted for grinching? Sounds like a dick move
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>>149179444
Just how bad of taste are we talking here?
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>>149178539
i see. thanks for answering
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>>149179487
Sounds like entry level, REEEEEEEE:Zero and OPM-tier.
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>>149179302
/k/, /co/, /cgl/ and /out/ all have secret santas too
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>>149179522
Anon, all anime and manga are trash. You're comparing two hunks of shit to see which has the most flakes of corn.

Be nice.
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>>149179561
Epic post, reddit.
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>TFW no fellow Concrete Revolutibros in my assignments
Hope you guys all get something cool, even though I can't send you it!
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>>149179444
Just ask to be reassigned.
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>>149179302
Hey, I already know off the bat from basic facebook snooping that one of my card recipients is still in high school. I probably won't take advantage of that to send him something lewd enough to get him kicked out of the home, but at least you have adults with shit taste.
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>>149179561
If you're looking for a community that thinks it's hilarious to hate on the only hobby they have, you missed it. >>>/v/ is that way
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>>149179561
I don't know what kind of bad this guy's taste is, dude.
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>>149179638
Video games are too shit to even talk about anymore.
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>>149179625
>>149179660
I'm not good at this tonight, meant for
>>149178952
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>>149179593
I binge watched it the day after the deadline and I loved it. It would be on my list otherwise anon, I'm sorry!
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I hope I get matched with a grill
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My anon has some shit taste but I'm still going to spoil him. It's the spirit of giving, not being a faggot
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>>149179444
>being this autistic over someones taste
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>>149179485
Maybe, but using a different address and changing email is not that hard. So it's worth it.

>>149179444
Good, there is no need to waste money on that.
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>>149179871
Look at what board you're on.
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>grinching someone out of a present because you don't agree with their taste
Holy shit, I did NOT think it was possible for someone to be this much of a fucking faggot. If you're that kind of person, don't even join a secret santa pool you stupid fucking retard.
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>>149179302
The other year someone dared me to look at /mlp/'s exchange. They were literally sending each other boxes of glitter with broken holiday souvenir knick-knacks in, and thanking each other for it like it was a good joke. I suppose you could describe the whole thing as extremely disposable incomes.

No matter how you try to fuck with your Anon, you will never be a broken Winnie the Pooh snowglobe and an inkless tiki pen bad.
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>still no email
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>>149178952
>>149179444
Imagine being this much of a faggot. What was it? Naruto? Sword art online? Even then you might as well just suck it up and get them something anyway. I would unironically get someone something from boku no pico if that was what they wanted.
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>still waiting

HELP
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>>149180248
Worst part is anon diss them and proceed to be much more autistic than those reddit tumblrfags.
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>>149178539
I updated mine again, I'm sorry
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>>149180454
Don't worry about upsetting the Santas. Be more afraid the people assigned to you get tired of your indecisiveness, or forgetfulness.
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>>149180504
Im only expecting the worse
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>>149179625
I highly recommend facebook snooping, or social media snooping in general. One of my targets' LinkedIn confirmed for me that he'll enjoy what I was thinking of getting him, instead of it being more of a tossup.
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>>149180641
Anyone who doesn't keep their social media profiles private deserves to get grinched.
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>>149180783
>Keeping a LinkedIn private
May as well not have one.
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>>149180783
What if they don't have any? I deleted facebook and my twitter doesn't have my last name so yeah and snapchat you can't really snoop.
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>>149180641
>>149180783
Not used mine in like 5 years, now frantically deleting all the dumb stuff from when I was a dipshit teen, but there's just so much.
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>>149180783
>Anyone who has social media profiles deserves to be grinched
Fixed
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>>149180871
Why not just delete the whole account?
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Are people still waiting on assignments?
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>>149180907
I still use it to chat with like 3 people, probably should though actually, just send them my email instead. Thanks for the thought anon.
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>>149179625
>>149180641
>>149180783
>>149180871
>>149180907
>implying most people don't have the same name as others
I always check to make sure if someone can find me on the internet.
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>>149180912
Yes
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>>149180993
Mine is set to private, so there's no way some random anon will see it.
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>>149180993
>tfw unique name
My profile is private but I'm still worried that my santa is looking at ugly pictures of me from when i was in high school
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I have the same name as some fucking musician so im not worried
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>>149181087
I have a unique name as well. I never give it out online. I google it every once and awhile the only thing that comes up is an obituary. Google always suggests a correction in spelling.
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>>149181117
Is that you tupac?
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>>149181210
Are you dead, anon?
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>>149180906
Hey now, I found the page for an anon's band once and they sounded alright and the guy didn't seem like a fag on it.

>>149180993
>have very unique name
>find out earlier this year there's some attention whore tranny on /mlp/ that uses my first name as their new one

I've never once been ashamed of it, but that pushed me pretty close.
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>>149181210
I just checked, looks like all you get is my dad & grandpa's obituaries and some football stats. That's a relief

Please don't look at peoples' social media
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>making musical playlist for another anon
>18 albums
>Plus further listening suggestions for each

I may have gone too far in a few places.
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>>149181394
Alright, I'm going to head over to your house personally, follow, and snap pictures of you every once in a while to make sure you're not a faggot and worthy of receiving my gifts.
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reminder if you put any /v/ shit on your wishlist I will grinch you
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>>149181487
Why would that be necessary?
I'm not lazy, any information that might be relevant is in my wishlist and it should be that way with everyone. The wishlist alone should be enough to make a judgement
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>haven't gotten assignment yet
The suspense is killing me
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>>149181534
What if it has an anime and manga?
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>>149180783
To be fair, I had to do a bit of digging to make sure it was the same guy.
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>>149181396
That sounds awesome. I'd love to hear what kind of music other anons like.
I made a mixtape for someone a couple years back, but they never posted it.
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>>149181543
No, I'm fairly certain I need to hire a private investigator to check on each and every one of you faggots to make sure that you've never once posted on any shit boards/websites/threads or engage in any activity that I don't approve of. How can I be your santa if I don't see you when you're sleeping, know when you're awake, or know if you've been bad or good? Just be good for goodness sake.
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>>149181673
I don't even post on this shitty website anymore, I just lurk here, come out for ss, and jerk off on /e/.
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I love how every year, the second assignments are out, threads turn into cancer, grinching threats, /v/ witch-hunting, and facebook snooping and it only gets whorse the closer we get to Christmas to the point I assume it has to be in part false flagging.
Anyway see you again the 25th.
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>>149181796
In that case you're definitely not getting a gift from me.
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>>149181833
but grinch threats are the best parts of these threads
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>>149181833
Each year I regret signing up, then I got a rush when I get to know a single one of all my cards got to anon. Then I can't help it but sign up again next year.
The problem with SS threads are that shitposters and retards are 10 times more vocal than anons are.
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>>149182247
Sounds like you got a drug problem anon.
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Where's santaloli and santafaggot?!?
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>>149181368
A little.
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>know taste is shit
>list like 40 shows from the last couple years because thought it would be easier to find merch of
>mention a couple older anime and some mangos I'm reading
>read thread and see there's anons who will grinch someone because of their taste
Maybe I should've thought about my wishlist more carefully.
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>>149182560
Probably sleeping, it's past midnight in California.
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>>149182616
I just picked a bunch of /a/ favourites. Shouldnt be too problematic
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>>149182616
It's not your fault some people are raging faggots.
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I guess we aren't getting assignments tonight
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>>149182794
>they didn't get one of the first assignments
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>>149182616
Grinching threats are anons shitposting, and even if they do they are faggots with underage reactions.
You shouldn't change your wishlist because someone might not like it, the vast majority of anons are really into this, and will happily be your Santa without giving a fuck about if they disagree with your tastes (in fact most are not autistic retards and won't get triggered by shows they don't like) I assume Loli filters those lists that are blatant trolling anyways, but you know trolls are always the most vocals.
>>
>>149179302
They do, I peeked into some of the threads last year.
>/cgl/
They put serious effort into their gift packaging, everything looked so nice.
>/co/
It was just a bunch of people posting their Amazon wishlists in the threads so people paid for it and they got it sent directly from Amazon. It seemed very lame.
>/toy/
I don't know how they set theirs up but there was some effort put into the gifts I saw being posted.
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If you grinch me I will find you and rape you with no lube
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>>149182616
I wouldn't grinch someone unless I was absolutely horrified at their list (and theres like a 1% chance of that happening).
>>
Last year I shared no shows with any of my assignments. While making their cards I ended picking up 2 of their shows even when I though I wouldn't like them and I actually regret nothing.
I find it boring if all you put are generic safe shows, this shit ain't about it.
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>>149182936
>with no lube
That's just how I like it.
>>
>>149182616
The only reason to grinch someone is when you suspect it's a troll/fake list, and even then you are supposed to inform Loli of it first.
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>>149182970
It's more of an issue of what series I like versus what I actually want to recieve.
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>>149179302
They do, but I assume /a/ is the biggest and probably the first one
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Last year I got someone who only put /v/ and /co/ shit down and I still didn't even think about grinching him. You faggots have no excuse.
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>>149182886
Last year on /toy/ Santa started out strong, but as time went on, he became harder and harder to reach. People also bitched a lot about being grinched, and good number of people wanted to change from traditional style to just Amazon wishlists.

Haven't seen any threads this year, though
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I would never grinch, but I swear if I get a Bakemonogatari card assignment they'll get a Domon Kasshu card instead.
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Grinching actual anons is completely different from grinching outsider cancer. I would never grinch an anon no matter how shit the taste. If you have been here for any decent amount of time, you should be able to easily differentiate between the two.
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>>149183283
What if one likes both?
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already got my order in for my Welshy friend
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>>149183324
I'd love that to happen.
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>Judging your anon by its Facebook profile.
I thought only /v/ did that.
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>>149183368
That might be me
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I've just bought everything for my first anon. Now just one more and three cards. I can't wait!
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>>149183486
This, we should all know by personal experience that real life anons and shut in your basement for 8 hours on /a/ anons are entirely different people. We all have to act like braindead normalfags to get along in a society of braindead normalfaggotry, let's not fuck over the actual personality inside for the depraved and degraded cloak they have to show the outside world on its mandated podiums of socialization in order to survive and function.
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Putting together some custom cards for my anons with they waifus/anime preference in mind. Actually kind of fun, just need to think of what to get for the actual gift anon, it helps that he put military/knight girls which is something i also love.

I got your back Chris from the ponds
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>Tfw no assignment yet
All is daijobu right?
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>>149134036
>>149137490
Updated for next thread. Reminder that more suggestions for additions are definitely welcome.

Shops for brandnew merch:
CDs: cdjapan
Books: honto.jp, amazon.co.jp
General merch: amiami, amazon.co.jp (only ships some merch internationally)

Shops for used goods:
Books: amazon.co.jp (Used books can be really cheap on amazon, but only some are available for international shipping. Generally, those that have the 'Prime' sign can be shipped internationally.)
Figures: amiami
General merch: mandarake, suruga-ya (no international shipping), Yahoo!Japan Auctions (no international shipping)

If you want to buy from stores that do not ship internationally, you need to use a proxy (buys and ships the item for you) or a forwarder (you buy the item and ship it to him, he ships it to you)
Good and cheap forwarders:
2you4 (does not always undervalue)
jpn-depot
biginjap.com

Good and cheap proxies:
fromjapan (also does bidding for Y!Auctions)
jpn-depot
zenmarket (for Y!Auctions)

If you're in Europe, choose shops that undervalue to prevent having to pay import taxes and further delay due to customs being lazy and slow.
Check buyfag.moe for more details of everything and information of your country about loli importing/undervaluing.
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>>149183535
TW?
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>>149184003
No_
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why hasn't my assignment come in yet reeee
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Will there be another tomorrow?
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>>149184472
Nope.
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>>149184472
I hope not, but seeing as it's still technically the weekend, some faggot will probably make another /ss/ general anyway.
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This was a nice thread despite a few bumps. I hope /ss/ goes well.
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praying to a thousand different gods right now my assignment doesnt have shit taste
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would you grinch a fujo
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I need my assignments.
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>>149185069
praying to a thousand different gods right now that I'll get my assigment today
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>>149185077
Personally, no. It would be a shitty thing to do to grinch someone. I know two of them and they are pretty cool despite being fujos and me finding stuff fujos like a weird. they both said they wanted to touch/sqeeze my ass before.
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