My name is Angelo. I am the son of the person you killed.

whaddup

Hi Angelo. I am anon. I am the person who killed either your father or mother. For me, it was Tuesday.

Or perhaps Saturday.

I don't really remember.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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>>149002072
Yes, and?...

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>>149002072
Excuse me, that's my schtick.

>>149002072
Go ahead, shoot me. You'll be just like me.

Can you really live the rest of your life knowing that?

what kind of name is Angelo Obama? your name sucks!

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>>149002072
You know what to do.

>>149002072
How the hell did you get out of the pineapple can?

>>149002824
I ate all the apples.

>>149002521
>schtick
I dont't think this word means what you think it means.

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>>149002072
Sorry, I seem to have forgotten. Who was that again?

>>149003577
No, he used it right.

>shtick
>a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc. associated with a particular person.
>"there are many great comics who have based their stand-up shtick on observational comedy"

>a person's special talent, interest, or area of activity.
>"movies about ordinary women who do extraordinary things—that's my shtick"

12 episodes and this nigga looked different in every one. what a shit show

>>149002072
I don't know who you are but you are pretty cute. Want me to suck your dick?

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>>149002072
Hi. How is Florida?

>>149003961
Not him, but for it to be a schtick it would have to be a routine recurring thing. He did it once.

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>>149002072
Could be - there were so many, I don't remember most of them.

Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?

>>149004660
It is what popularised him though, and became his schtick due to heavy association with his identity

>>149005244
Fair enough. I concede.

>>149005244
Wasn't it from the Godfather though?