Someone is on your bed. Throw her out before she claims

>>148997761
If I came home and found a girl on my bed she would get raped on the spot without a second thought.

>>148997832
this

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>>148997832
>>148997883
It's not like you could rape a powerful vampire.

>>148997761
no way.
I would force feed her my blood and become her eternal servant.

>>148997980
I would die trying

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>>148998104
Why not try to >>148998053

>>148997761
>food on the bedsheets
Fucking degenerate.

My bed is just a mattress on the floor, I doubt she'd find it comfortable.

>>148998472
Do you call everything you don't like degenerate?

>>148998137
Because I want to taste her not the other way around

>>148998976
No, I only call degenerate things degenerate.

>>148998511
i hope you're not a girl

>>148997761
what do her feet smell like?

lol I have a king size mattress faggots I could fit three people or five daki's on my bed get some money poorfags

>>149002822
That hardly has to do with money. More to do with location. If square footage is at a premium most will compromise with a smaller bed rather than trying to rent/buy a larger place.

>>149002822
King sized beds are the best, especially when you don't have to share it with someone.

>>148997761
Who cares

>>149003284
Well shit you got me there anon

Still why don't you own a king size mattress? Don't you want enough room for your waifu and a daughteru or two?

>>149002118
Fungus

>>148998137
Is that a figma? it looks amazing

>>148997761
Get out.

>>149004433
I'm stuck with a stupid fold-out couch bed because it was here when I moved in, and it's too big to fit through the door. The owners had it put in the room before the doorframe was installed and I can't exactly start hacking the building up.

I put a decent foam mattress on top of the shitty built-in one and it makes the bed pretty comfy, but it's too small to share comfortably and makes the whole couch part useless.

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>>148997980
watch me

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>You will never die in the arms of a vampire while she greedily sucks your body dry without a care

>>148997980
If she so much as touches me I win.

>>149007280
No, it's a picture set with nudes too.

>>148997980
All men must do the impossible even if it kills them!

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>you will never be crushed by her hips