You have 10 seconds to be as chuuni as possible

*teleports behind you*

>>148974797
Fate Stay Night is deep

Index is deep

Evangelion is deep

Umineko is deep

my name is xXxE(d)gY_$w0rd$m@N2000xXx
*unsheats katana*

「ＳＣＨＷＡＲＺＳＣＨＩＬＤ　ＲＡＤＩＵＳ」

KINGS OF THE UNDERWORLD, GRANT ME ALL THE POWER YOU HAVE!
CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD, DARKNESS BEYOND TWILIGHT, BY THE POWER WE POSSESS
etc.
Anyone remember the full Dragon slave incantation?

KUKUKU MY BRETHREN

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>>148974797

>>148974797
YOU FOOL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>148974797
>THUNDER

Has that been the case all this time?
I always thought it was simply
"Judgement knights of"

>>148974797
>anything with the word smex and all its forms

Fufufu, I carry the DEATH NOTE, FOOL. Now you will PAY for picking me last in soccer.

*scribbles angrily*

>>148976328

Pay attention to the follow up when it sounds, its clearly
JUDGEMENT KNIGHTS OF
JUDGEMENT KNIGHTS OF THUNDER
*sick af guitar riff*

I have returned from centuries of slumber now the universe must burn
I feel the power yet still I thirst for more ancient secrets I must learn
I ride the twilight in search of cosmic fire, the Goblin King knows my desire
Regis Kobalos Cast unholy fire!
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy ride on the wings of doom
Grant me the power to fight my foes and defeat the lords of the Moon!

I totally stole this from a song, sorry.

>>148976573
80+ episodes of this and I am just finding this out now

>>148974797
I AM GODS WILL!
YOU WILL BE JUDGED!

>>148974797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NkrKFrKaDA

EKUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


KARIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Delusional idiots, all of you
If you keep acting like that, you're just doing what the organization intended ypu to!

naruto, bleach, fairy tail, hunter x hunter, jojo's, and nanatsu no taizai are the best

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Ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅｓｅ　糞　ｄｅｌｕｓｉｏｎｓ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕｒｓ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｅｘｉｓｔ．　Ｉ　ｒｅｐｅａｔ．　Ｄｏ　Ｎｏｔ　Ｅｘｉｓｔ．
「ＳＣＩＥＮＣＥ」　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｒｅａℒ　「ＭＡＧＩＣＫ」　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｗｏｒｌｄ．　Ｉ　ｂｅｔ　ｙｏｕ　糞　ｐｏｓｔｅｒｓ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　「ＰＨＹＳＩＣＳ」　ｄｅｇｒｅｅ。
ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>148977453
Ruri-san, have you lost your mind?

>>148976732
I sang along from the first line
Gloryhammer anime when?

My soul name is Mandrake Blackfetter. I am a transformer.
In speaking to me, you have crossed the boundary between the normal and the extraordinary. Now I have no choice but to give you a taste of my abilities.

I'm currently wearing wrist weights and leg weights.

>>148974797
As I raised my left hand to the starry sky, basked by the glowing moon, I summoned the spirits of the night, closing the curtains of humanity's rule.

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>>148974797
MAKISHIMA SHOGO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

BLADE FORGED IN EVERLASTING CHAOS; lacero mentis

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I'm the Sky King!!!
My regalia proves it

>>148974797
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD

Why is there always a secret organization in these chuuni fantasies?

I was about to join in, but as I started typing I suddenly remembered my teenage years, when I was unironically chuuni as fuck, and started screaming internally.

>>148978695
It's convenient. Others obviously have no idea what you're talking about since it's secret. They can't prove that it doesn't exist.

>>148978740
Did you make your own OCs?

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>>148979054
Not that guy but,
>When you thought about making OC-ish crap out of Zaku models and Busou Shinki
>You had no money so you couldn't buy any models or paints
>You forgot the sketchbook of cringe someplace and found it later on the teacher's desk

>>148979054
Worse. I hung out with a bunch of other weebs and we all convinced ourselves that we had powers and shit. Also, there was this Japanese import store in town that sold school uniforms and I bought a gakuran jacket and wore it every day.

Also also my group got bullied a lot, and I was one of the biggest and strongest kids in the school, so I started fighting them and before you knew I was this nutjob in a Japanese school uniform beating the fuck out of other kids while screaming anime attack names and basically acting like my life was Shonan Junai Gumi or some shit.

>>148979290
On this note I once turned in a modified Gunpla for a class project. (We were supposed to do an art project based on Beowulf, so I tacked a bunch of random pieces onto a Zaku kit, painted it up all death metal, and said it was Grendel.)

Still not as bad as my friend that once turned in a high school biology report on Bulbasaur though.

>>148976732
>>148978167
Zargothraax is just a Chuuni who wants attention
Man, that would explain a lot

>>148976817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYekX6MgosE
Listen closely never mind the shitty intro