You wake up as Hirasawa Yui.

MASTURBATE

OH SHIT UI BRING ME SOME BREAKFAST

> Cuddle with Ui

Explain the other Keions what is happening.

Work with them to revert things back to normal.

Turn K-On into a mistery shounen.

have sex with men

Meet some boys.

>>148962814
get it on with azunyan

Does that mean Yui wakes up as me? That's very sad. I would try to rectify things ASAP.

cry because my dream has finally come true

>>148962842

>>148962898
I'd watch the shit out of that, anon.

Have sex, take drugs, have more sex and maybe buy sex with drugs or drugs with sex

>>148962814
Fuck nigga I don't know how to play guitar what do

try to cure autism

fuck ui and azusa

>>148962814
Bang Ui, Mio, Ritsu and Azusa.

But do I wake up at the Touman?

>>148963071
autism is a gift

>>148962898
How about instead, you just make out with the other keions.

>>148963811
Impossible. I value anime purity too much to the point that I would even avoid looking at my new body because of purity in such a way that I would, for example, change clothes with my eyes closed so I don't see Yui's things and take care of her body by having a healthy habits until things can return to normal.

Time to schlick.

>>148963069
I don't see how that's a problem...

>>148962842
This
>>148962863
Then this
>>148962842
And more of this

turn hokago tea time into a post rock band
also try to get inside ritsu's pantsu

Kill myself because I'm mentally retarded.

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>>148962814
>>148962842

I'd think I died and got into heaven.

Have shit tons of sex, get AIDS, and die

>>148962814
Put things in my vagina, then start jumping to see my breasts bounce.

go back to sleep

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>>148963907
How long before you lost hope of things "returning to normal"?

What if you were in her body for a week? A month? 6 months? A year?

Would you live your whole life feeling uncomfortable in your new skin to preserve Yui's innocence?

I'd maybe go a week before I started taking advantage of my new body. I wouldn't want to get too comfy at first, but eventually I'd have to start actually living my life.

The real question is, if you got Yui's body, did she get yours? How do you think Yui would feel to wake up in your body and have to live your life from now on?

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>>148962814
Drop out of college/work because i'm mentally impaired and have Ui take care of me from now on.

>>148962864
This is the greatest benefit of being Yui.

>>148962814
Have sex with faceless bald man.

>>148968437
>How do you think Yui would feel to wake up in your body and have to live your life from now on?
I'm so fucking sorry Yui

>>148970408
I think the only problem Yui would have with my life is my utter lack of any friends. But she could make some easily, I'm not terribly ugly or anything I'm just a shut-in.

My situation in Yui's body would suck, because I don't really like people that much. So being surrounded by doting friends and a sister who want to spend time with me would get irritating very quickly.

Also, I wouldn't be able to smoke for a few years, depending on what the smoking age is in Japan.

>>148962814
My peace intelligence will make "Yui Hirasawa" to perform in life like a normal person. But since I know lack her autist genius mind I'll get the prodigious guitar skills completely ruined.

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>I am my own waifu
What do?

>>148970680
force Ui to pretend to be Yui again

>>148962814
I wonder how much of Yui's arm can fit inside Ui's asshole.

>>148970565
I can imagine Yui excitedly buying cigarettes really vividly...

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>>148970680
Fly and do cool shit with my talking flaming swords. Then probably get my ass kicked in a mock battle confusing everyone of why i suddenly forgot how to fight.

>>148966271
Is that from the same guy who makes Avatar Trans? New chapter never

If you were put into Yui's body, would you try to contact your old body (ie, call your cell phone) and try to have sex with yourself?

>>148962814
>nobody getting in mugis pants the only actual lesbian in the series
wtf /a/

>>148971012
I doubt they would fit

>>148966231
This

>>148971012
Mugi already has Sawako, and Tyrone.

>>148970565
This, pretty much. Only difference is, I don't smoke. But really, how can other people put up with having so many other people around them?

>>148962842
Then that's the first time her body has been subjected to such levels of self pleasure

I'd probably panic because I can't understand Japanese or play guitar

>>148971398
>hasn't picked up the guitar yet

cmon anon, guitar is super easy to learn.

Also, the best course of action would be:
>Wake up, shower and get dressed
>head to school, maybe use google maps or something to find it
>wait until the end of the day, head to the club room
>explain what you can in picture form or using google translate
>call yourself on Yui's phone
>presumably, she would be in your body and would speak jap only and no english
>put her on with Mio to explain what happened

Then just fucking coast. I could have them pay for a ticket to japan since I have enough dosh, but I don't know how I'd explain that concept to Yui in my body or the other girls to tell mio. I don't know if bringing my body there would help us switch back though.

>>148971398
Just read the subtitles

>>148972161
But anon, we're doing in raw.

>>148972255
Fuck.

*it

>>148962814
OH NO
I'm retarded now

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>>148968437
>Yui in Law School

Well I'm fucked. Might as well get comfy because I'd be going home to a dumpster fire.

>>148972467
>now

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>>148972079
But anon

K-On! takes places years ago now. They graduate, what, in 2010? 2009?

If you were to become Yui in K-On!, you'd be at least 6 years in the past, possibly more.

And if you now swapped with Yui then, that means Yui is stuck 6 years in the future. If you tried to call yourself, you'd only reach yourself. You'd have to wait 6 years to catch up to Yui.

>>148971398
It's okay, Yui can't either.

>>148972596
Well, if we got switched and it took place in the current year, then as Yui I'd just send a text to Mio and Ritsu that said "help, please come to my place now" in shitty google translate japanese. Hopefully they'd show up and not call. Maybe Yui is roommates with them in the year 2016, who knows. In the meantime, I would draw out what happened to me on some paper and hope they figured it out.

Best case scenario is we can still play in a band together, and I can sing in English and have a fun time. I'd probably learn nip a lot easier if I was suddenly immersed in the language and culture.

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Does that mean I finally get to enjoy life as it's fullest?

I mean, no offence to those of you who have her as their waifu, but she's pretty ignorant of life's harsh reality.

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>>148973199
Would you be able to get to Google without being able to read any of the menus or text? What about if there's a password or certain swipe needed?

I'd presume any body swap in this scenario would include the necessary language skills because otherwise it's pretty balls hard to get anywhere or be treated like anything but a raving lunatic.

Imagine understanding and speaking Japanese as fluently as Yui, no problem... only to realize you also have her understanding of English, and all your increasingly frantic attempts to speak it come out as stilted, adorably awkward Engrish.

>>148963069
neither does she

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>>148970680
Do all the lewd things.

>>148973641
>>>/wsg/1362990

>>148962814
Play guitar and masturbate

>>148973357
Ignorance is bliss

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>>148972596
>2009
I need to warn them about Fukushima! And invest in Bitcoin!

I'll go back to sleep and hopefully wake up to be Mio.

>>148973967
To hell with buttcoins.

7-1 NIGGA, NEVER FORGET.

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>>148973979
now what

>>148974024
>now what

Are you gay? It ain't hard to figure out.

>>148974251
Fuck Ritsu?

Fuck Ritsu in the girl's bathroom after school.

>>148974419
You're still Mio, even if only physically.

You get fucked BY Ritsu.

>>148974456
mio is romeo in this relationship buddy

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>>148973967
Do you really think the Japanese government or nuclear energy regulating body would listen to some frantic teenage girl screaming at them about a tsunami and earthquake which will hit the power plant?

Of course, in hindsight they'll feel stupid, but there's no way they'd give you the time of day.

Doing high school over again would be easy enough, since I know most of the stuff. So long as I retained at least some of Yui's knowledge of Jap I'd do fine. Hopefully I would retain my math skills.

It would give me more time to practice guitar as well.

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>>148974528
Does that mean Yui has to stand in the back and watch?

>>148962842
Pretty much

>>148962842
How do you know how to masturbate as a girl if you've never been a girl before?

>>148974744
What do you mean? Just touch your dick until something happens.

>>148968437
Not /a/, but you might like the webcomic Misfile. These are almost exactly the questions it asks.

>>148974744
Finger/dildo goes into vulva.

Rub until you achieve pleasure.

How do you think boys learn masturbation?

>>148968437

Yeah but on the plus side, I just gained what, 14-11 years on my life?

>>148974949
I do hear that women have a harder time achieving orgasm. But for me since tg/bodyswap is my fetish, I shouldn't have any problems

>>148962814
I suppose I should start the day, like she does - asking UI to bring me my assbruger pills!

>>148975173
>I do hear that women have a harder time achieving orgasm.

That's because unless you're hitting the g-spot, penis in vag isn't going to do much for you. Clitoral stimulation makes orgasm super easy.

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>>148974932
I didn't find Misfile to be all that great. The pacing is slower than continental drift, the art's kind of wonky in that "I learned from tracing Bleach" kind of way, and the author has a huge thing for street racing so that it kind of becomes intrusive.

If you like Initial D it might be your thing, but personally it didn't really do it for me.

Shishunki Bitter Change isn't perfect, but it's a decent crack at bodyswapping genre, and it gets points for following the characters after the switch as they grow up from Elementary School to Middle School to High School. The art's lackluster and it doesn't dig as deep into the juicy dramatic stuff as I might've liked, but it's a decent read on its own.

Kimi No Na Wa is also pretty good. You should watch it if you haven't already.

>>148975238
I actually like the street racing angle very much. I wonder if there's something like an anime version of F&F.

>>148975332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t26m_Q6ENo

>>148975332
>an anime version of F&F.
I was about to post Redline but this nigga got it first >>148975460
OH YEA YEA YEA YEA

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>>148968437
First of all, to answer your question.
She would drive herself insane. Completely crazy and desperate. She would cry, rage, give up, and then repeat for all eternity, until she dies - possibly by suicide.
And second, I would never break the purity of an anime character. Doing so might even be impossible, defying the laws of physics of the universe the anime is set in.
I could live my whole life without masturbation and always close my own eyes whenever I have to change clothes, I can take that for all eternity if it's to protect her little body. Just look at her, how can you dare to have any lewd things about Yui? How can you be so inhumane, so evil, as to have such evil, impure thoughts?

>>148962842
Yep

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>>148975864
I want to hold her hand and touch her lightly on her forehead before kissing her on the lips!

She's the retarded one right? I'd probably just drink bleach.

>>148975238
>Kimi No Na Wa
is there any decent quality ver up anywhere yet?

>>148974744
THAT'S THE BEST PART, YOU EXPLORE YOUR NEW SOFT DELICATE BODY EVERYWHERE, REACH EVERY HOLE !

>>148962987
>Yui wakes up in my bedroom
Why are there little figurines of Mugi and... IS THAT ME?

>>148970565
I don't think you would be the one having those issues, except mentally. If we're only transferring consciousness you wouldn't be addicted, you just couldn't do it anymore which might be draining psychologically.

On the other hand, Yui's gonna go through withdrawal symptoms she did nothing to earn.

songs you'd like to see the K-Ons play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9yW-3vFxA0
I'd love to see Mio playing that main bass line and Ritsu doing that sick drum beat on a dimly lit stage in front of their unexpecting classmates

>>148976097
Gogo/Kiss anime have "720p" versions up.

It's just the DVD rip, but it's pretty solid overall, you can still appreciate the beautiful animation and artwork. I am definitely buying it on BD so I can watch it in glorious 1080p, however.

>>148976648
On the bright side, Mugi's gonna be thrilled if you're into that Yuri thing she always reads about...

>>148978273
>"720p"
I see what you mean
as in this is the exact same fucking thing as the one I downloaded on nyaa labelled 480p
how do they do it

>>148962814
Dyke it out with Ritsu.