Get lost. You wouldn't recognize a goddamn vampire if one

>>148941834
This dub was hilarious.

>>148941834
why does japan love bowie aesthetics so much?

>>148941982
I think it probably has its roots in Noh theater or some shit. I'm not sure about that though.

This is so rewatchable thanks to the dub existing. I keep it archived.

SHAREH GAMMA RAY

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>>148941834
What ever happened to obscene dubs with unfitting accents and dialogue like this?

>>148941888
>>148942543
So tell me, /a/: Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXiavai0ZLU

>>148943621
Tokineiro got a little weird by the end but that dub makes it all worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak

>>148944127
>STUPID FAGGOT LITTLE COCKSUCKER
Excellent

>>148944127
>You've got less spine than a spina bifida victim!
Always my favorite

>>148943605
They stopped grabbing people off the street to dub and instead started casting the same actors over and over and over again.
Also anime became more mainstream instead of just those ultraviolent Japanese cartoons, so they toned the scripts down.

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>>148944127
>>148944308
Lost my shit at that one.

All of these hentai dubs and no one has posted most ingenious children's anime dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgAPVF-dVpA

>>148941982
Something something... Ziggy... something... like a cat from Japan.

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Ninja Scroll TV Series, first episode:

Japanese ver.:"..."
English ver.:"FLY FLY GO AWAY"

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>Why are you being so kind?!
>GO BEFORE I THROW YOU ON THE GROUND AND RAPE YA!
>.. thanks!!
>I sure get sick of playing the good guy all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLFNM_1o-8

>>148944127
>Thanks, most girls wouldn't be so understanding after they've just been raped
This line always stuck with me. Along with "Nothing's fat free, that's why the world is going to explode one day."

Oh god, all the casual swearing is making it hard for me to breathe.

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>>148944127
>stick your pinky up my asshole please

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>>148943605
Angel Cop is so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpwJbLLivU

>And she thinks her shit doesn't stink like >everybody else's. Well I got news for that >bitch, her shit ain't any more fragrant than
>mine and I'll prove it to her when I make her
>lick it off the end of my dick!

Wait, how does he plan to put his own poop on his dick? More importantly, why is that part of the plan? He can't just shit into her mouth like a regular person?

>>148944941
>Wait, how does he plan to put his own poop on his dick?

Anon, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHFrsdIjq7o
Its a shame that bad dubs these days are just plain and not atrocious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qTp_vycVZM&index=3&list=PLDE60F112844A1E06
DROP YOUR SWORD

Say hi to the people in Jersey for me.

>>148944881
>FUCK AND PISS

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>>148945193
>That kid
aaaaaaaaa....

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>>148944881
>You've underestimated the power of Japanese technology you evil bitch

https://youtu.be/NWru5o07j_I
THERE ARE EVEN DINOSAURS HERE!

>>148941834
Up there with ghost stories with wtf dubs that make you want to watch it.

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>>148946183
>Oh my god, I felt like I was having a dream!
It's all in the way he says it.

>>148946183
ARE YOU YAMATO TAKERU NO MIKOTO??

>>148946183

Is there anything out there with a worse dub than Garzey's Wing? I'm not sure if I want to know.

>>148946183
YAMATOTAKERUNOMIKOTO
I like how the VA thinks it's all one name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMispgpUs0

>>148946325
Dats a good qwestion

>>148944127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c
Just beautiful. I love his VA in these shitty dubs.

>>148941834
I wonder of I missed out by not watching angel cop dubbed

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>>148946325
>You mus wecober all de energy imebbly er... uh... megaman...
>Dokta Wowy
It's been a while since I've heard this one. Still gets me.

>>148946325
I wonder who's behind this voice

AYUMI, WHAT'S WHITESNAKE'S 9TH ALBUM?

Surprised nobody posted ghost stories yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsYeeNywXL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX4mJn36fs4

>>148944881
It's fucking great you communist cunt

>>148946636
Ghost stories was funny on purpose though.

>>148944941
I just remembered people do not smell with their tongues. If she does not smell the poop she licks off his dick, the plan will fail.

>>148944881
Pity it is censored in the dub.

>>148946183
>Who are you, a damn ghost?
"I AM THE TEN DOLLAR VOICE CHANGER!"
>Are you Yamatotakerumikoto?
Don't lump all the names together. That is not how you play twenty questions!

>A man is falling down!
>A young man, isn't he?
"Two ladies are talking!"
"My hair is purple, isn't it?"

>Because we communicate to each other through these bells it might lead to a way to get back through the bells.
"If only we had more different ways to communicate to you when I say the word bells. Are you near a Bells? Can you buy bells from Bells?"

>Oh my god I felt like I was having a dream!
"But then I realized I had fallen asleep and I was only dreaming."


>I have bruises all over my body because I had to fight naked.
>Mom told me I had bruises all over my body. Is there any connection to this?
>There is a war on!
"Mom wrestled me in the shower and I woke up naked with only one kidney and now she doesn't need a kidney donor. Is there any connection to this?"
"There is a war on!"

>Blah blah blah I must do chi and zen meditation-
>I'M BEING CHASED BY A REAL ARMY!

Well, I had fun.

>>148944521
>Ninja Scroll TV Series
It was bad enough watching that once, why would you ever watch both?

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>>148941834
I wonder how "Solaire" from Dark Souls felt when he's rewatching this since 30 years ago

>>148946636
>You're gonna like this, somebody's on my ass
Comedy genius

>>148943605
they became today's hentai dubs

>>148946325
The MM8 dubs are a classic of badness, but have you seen the dub of MMX4? WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrQgeF7MW-0