BASED PIERROT

fuck off narutards

Sakura is pure dogshit
Hinata > all

Remember, nothing is canon unless Kishimoto has greenlit it
This is fanart
Sasuke and Suckura still have not kissed

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>naruto threads
>on /a/

>>148940981
>He can't even do it right
THIS is how you do it

im pretty sure sasuke never canonically kissed or romantically touched sakura

>>148941243
He stuck his dick inside her. No hands. Or legs. Let alone lips. He just needed someone to help him carry on the Uchiha name and pinkshit happens to be the wettest for him.

>>148941427
Or he just had konohamaru jack him off into a cup and Tsunade do some pipet magic.

>>148940705
>canon art of Sasuke fingering pink shit

Lewd.

>>148941427
I thought the Gaiden confirmed Sarada is a test tube baby of Sasuke and Karin and Sakura was so desperate that she took Sarada under her own care and then taped her photo over a picture Karin took with Sasuke?

>>148941633
>I thought the Gaiden confirmed Sarada is a test tube baby of Sasuke and Karin
This is not true. Actually Kishi said her mother's up to interpretation.
>and Sakura was so desperate that she took Sarada under her own care and then taped her photo over a picture Karin took with Sasuke?
This is.

>>148940881
>fanart
>drawn by an actual animator of the show

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>never kissed her husband
>has to live in an apartment because she destroyed her townhouse
>added 50 years to her mortgage paying for the repairs
>deadbeat husband doesn't send money home; didn't see his daughter for first 12 years of her life
>goes years without seeing him herself
>doesn't have any pictures of him
>can't even remember if he ever wore glasses

Did anyone end up worse than her?

>>148941682
>fanart drawn by an actual animator of the show
I think you meant to word it like this.

>>148941733
>Did anyone end up worse than her?
Did anyone deserve it more than her selfish shitty ass?

>>148941733
How do you not kiss your husband during sex? She must really like it rough.

>>148941733
If Sasuke weren't such a brooding loner, he'd be fucking so many other girls on the side. I've never seen a bigger case of Stockholm Syndrome.

>>148941816
>How do you not kiss your husband during sex?
Explain why most of porn is no kissing but all action.

>>148942125
Vanilla doujin has tons of kissing though.

>>148942340
What I'm saying is you can have sex and not kiss. Most pornstars do it all the time.

>>148942542
I see. I do think Sasuke is autistic enough to pull something like this though.

>>148942722
There is no love in his and Sakura's relationship. Only lust.

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>>148942843
Sasuke clearly loves her, or at least did at the end of the series. In fact she is the only woman he seems to have any sorts of special feelings for.

>>148942906
I swear all SSfags have for anything even remotely close to legitimacy whatsoever is this and that forehead poke. No one's even that sure who Salad's mom is.

>>148942906
I don't even know who this bitch is.png

>>148942843
>Only lust.
Not even that, I mean Sakura clearly lusts over Sasuke, but he is either asexual or only has the hots for Naruto.

>>148941633
You didn't finish the gaiden, did you?

>>148943051
Kishi canonically decided Karin is salads mom but then the higher ups feared they get sued for inciting fans of sakura to commit seppuku so they retconned it.

>>148943237
While I doubt that was the case, I do think Karin being the mom would work better thematically, since kishi seemed to be pushing the the whole ''Family is who you're raised by'' angle.

>>148941633
Nah, that was a red-herring. Salad is Sakura's daughter.

>SS still causes so much butthurt among autists

Hilarious.

It was nice of the animator to draw that, it's really cute. Actually, it looks like he's fingering her. but that's not a bad thing and it's still cute too.

>>148943237
t. Kishimoto's cleaning lady

>>148943665
NaruHina has mutual feelings and Kishimoto has great admiration for their relationship which is why he and Pierrot dedicated an entire movie to them. SS is one sided, abusive, pathetic, and only exists because of NH.

>>148943237
>>148943518
I honestly have no idea why Karin was hated. Most of the reasons Sakurafags hate her so much, Sakura was that and worse.

>>148943720
What do you have against finnish cleaning ladies?

>>148943665
Why would someone who dislikes Sakura be butthurt over Sasusaku though?. A lot of the humilliating bullshit Sakura went through in the manga was because of her weird master/slave relationship with Sasuke,so sakura stans should hate this pairing the most.

>>148942906
>Sasuke clearly loves her
I bet he tapes a mirror to the back of her head so he can see his own "O" face. It's the only thing that keeps him hard.

>>148943665
anon it's one of the worst fictional romances ever created, l'm sorry to tell you the autists are those who think this hilarious trainwreck is "cute"

>>148940705

>Goes on a journey of atonement
>Sakura begs to go alone
>He doesn't say yes and turns his journey into fucking Sakura in as many hotels as possible

You fucked up Sasugay

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>>148940705
Cute.

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Friendly reminder.

竹内：そうかもね。反対に、サスケはウブでシャイなところがあるから、あまり自分から女性には向かっていかないだろうし。
Takeuchi: She might. In contrast, Sasuke has an innocent and shy quality, so he doesn’t pursue girls very much on his own.
杉山：積極さはないでしょうね。
Saugiyama: He’s not very proactive.
竹内：ただ、サスケは口数少ないけど、しっかりと自分の気持ちは伝えてるんだよね。６９９話のサクラに対する「また今度な……ありがとう」っていうセリフは、完全にプロポーズだし。
Takeuchi: However, Sasuke is a man of few words, but he clearly conveys his own feelings. His line to Sakura in chapter 699 “See you next time… Thank you,” was a perfect proposal.
中村：そうですね。サクラも次の場面で、しっかり彼の気持ちを受け取っているのがわかるし。
Nakamura: That’s right. He understands in the next scene that Sakura also clearly accepts his feelings.
竹内：それがあったからこそ、あの空白の十数年の間に、仮にどんな女性と出会ったところで、彼の気持ちが揺るがなかったのかもしれない。
Takeuchi: Because of that, his feelings might not have wavered no matter what kind of girls he might have met during the blank period of ten or so years.

>>148944343
Agreed. Sasuke and Naruto are very cute together.

>>148944397
Qeq. And he still nearly kills her multiple times and abandons her for 12 years.

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>never really shipped SasuSaku
>the pure hatred that some autists have for it slowly turns me into a SasuSakufag
Feels good. I don't know why some people take a kids manga so seriously.

>>148944511
Because Sasuke beats the shit out of her because she's an annoying and selfish insufferable cunt?

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>>148944564
Who hurt you anon?

>>148944577
She deserved to die

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Explain this.

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>>148944627
It's gonna be okay bud.

>>148942125
Because porn isn't normal sex.

Maybe you'll find that out for yourself one day, anon.

>>148944678
Sasuke is literally frowning just being right next to her. KEK.

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>>148944708
That's Sasuke's resting face.

>>148944511
>Hur, I like a shit pairing because I'm a contrarian special snowflake
You're even more embarrasing than the supposed autists you berate.

>>148944511
>couple is so shit the only people who pretend to like it are contrarian mongs
wew

>>148944634
Cushy job, she must be the envy of all of her friends.

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>>148944766
>>148944774
I do actually enjoy the pairing, it's just even better since it triggers the fuck out of people like you guys.

>>148944752
>>148944806
Literally all you faggots care about is your hot smex. Not the chemistry, not how they get along outside of bed, not the relationship development, not the mutual understanding. You know all of it is non-existent so you ugly landwhales just use Sakura as your self insert because you want inside Sauce's pants so bad, and you know you're never going to get any in real life.

>>148944752
>Who is this bitch?
>Where is Naruto?
>My feeet hurt.
>I wish I was with onisan
>I'm running late to train my only son Boruto.

>>148944634
Sakura is a single mom, there you go.

>>148944806
>Sasuke isn't even drawn happy with his (((family)))) in fanart
WEW LAD

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>>148944846
I'm a guy though. I find Sakura's loyalty admirable, and I think Sasuke's autism is funny.
>you're never going to get any in real life
Why are you talking about real life on an anime and manga imageboard?

>>148944806
Kek , sasuke would rather be literally everywhere else.

>>148944900
He is happy, he's just socially autistic, which is canon.

>>148944903
>I'm a guy though
Exactly the kind of thing an ugly girl would say.
>>148944924
>'s just socially autistic
We all know this, but his true love Naruto pulls him out of that

>>148944846
"Smex" is a form of chemistry. Hopefully you will get to experience it one day.

>>148944806
nah, it's pretty obviously an easy way to farm (You)s

it's ok though l'm not judging anon you do what you must do to get attention

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>>148944950
I'm literally a 21 year old man, but you can keep projecting, it's gonna be okay.

>>148944806
>unironic SSfag
>not even a woman to justify the sheer autism of liking this shit
What a disgusting existence

>>148944913
*Anywhere, my bad.

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>>148945017
Who hurt you anon?

>>148945017
Male SSfags are cucks
>>148944978
Sasuke canonically never kissed Suckura

>>148944999
Jesus, so you're either a fatfuck posting on 4chin farming for (you's), or you legitimately have such shit taste, that you would go for a character that combines the worst traits of 2D AND 3DPD. Either way, you are one of the most autistic faggots on 4chan, and that's a tall order

>>148941733
>Sasuke used Rinnegan to detect Sakura's unsafe day
>Get Sakura pregnant the first time they tried
>Sasuke proceeded to fuck off

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>>148945185
It's gonna be okay buddy, it's just a manga.

>>148945209
Sasuke wanted nothing to do with that cunt.

>>148945238
Yes it is, and you have the worst shit taste for the characters in it.

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>>148945312
That's okay, I respect your opinion. I don't take this whole thing that seriously.

>>148945356
I don't, I actually have a ton of fun exploring the depths of your autism. You get to post shitty fan art and satiate your masochism, and we get to shit on Sasusaku it's a win/win situation, which beats boring pairing discussion any day of the week.

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>mfw salad is eventually revealed to be the totally op child of karin and sasuke and becomes legendary for being half uzumaki half uchiha

>>148945667
This actually would have been cool. But no, her mom just has to be someone irrelevant.

>>148945667
Nice fanfic, where can I read it?
>>148945718
It would have been retarded. You're better than this anon.

>>148945758
Hi Sakura. Don't you have more crying about how your husbando doesn't love you to do?

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>>148940981

>>148945836
What's a moot?

>>148945758
>the mother being a boring clanless bitch with no backstory at all besides "they made fun of muh forehead D:" just because she's a """""""main""""""" character is better