Be honest, /a/. Do you own a dakimakura? Even ironically. My

>>148867912
Then buy it you retarded newfag.

Your sister is a little slut.

Never go down the rabbithole too deep

>>148867912
Which Matsu does she have as a daki? It's important to determine if your sister has shit taste or not.

>>148867912
Which side of Osomatsu's daki she likes more and which brother?

>>148867969
But once you've crossed that level of weebness, there's no going back...

>>148868402
If you want to turn back then why did you even started. You don't deserve the entertainment that anime brings to you. Go and become a decent human bean and entertain yourself by talking to coworkers during lunch about sports and politics.

>paying $100 for a fucking pillow cover

>>148868206
Proabably Kara if shes fujo enough to get the daki

>>148868677
>being this poor

Your sister have more balls than you

>both kids are weeblord fuckups

Have your parents killed themselves yet?

Not yet but I will next paycheck. What's wrong with dakimakura? Daki seem like a great way to hug my waifu while in bed enjoying my otaku culture.

>>148868402
I doubt that but since I'm not a poser who changes hobbies and then laughs at people who are still engrossed, it won't matter even if there's no turning back.

>>148868677
>not making your own

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>>148867912
Dakis are really stupid.

If you hug it, the face on it contorts because it's a goddamn pillow. So you can't really pretend your waifu is there anyways. A poster or a figure would be better physical embodiment of her. Or just make your little sister cosplay and hug her.

>>148867912
>My little sister has one of an Osomatsu-san guy
Congrats, your sister is most probably a cancerous tumblrshit.

>>148867912
no

Does your sister have a huge stash of eroge?

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I would buy one, but I'm sure my gf would shame me to death, desu

Fucking 3d girls don't let me live my 2d dream

>>148869494
If 3d is getting in the way of your hobbies you know what you need to do.

>>148867912
No. I never understood the point.

>>148867912
I own a dakimakura of Catherine, from the videogame of the same name, I unironically bought the collector's edition just for the daki (and the boxers).
I'm a girl... is that weird?

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>>148869634
>(girl)

>>148869634
KYOTO
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I have a daki pillow. But so far was unable to find good daki itself to buy.

>>148869634
Wanna go out with me?

I'm yet to buy one and will probably never go there. I have a lot of figures, but a daki is just... beyond the point of no return.

im jsut gettin to the guac boy

>>148868402
If you want to look normal behave normal outside what you do with your hobbies no one cares.

>>148867912
I feel i can't justify myself to get a Osomatsu-san daki. It'll be too embarrassing. I can't do it. But i kinda want to still, fuck.

>>148869840
Jeb?

>>148869634
No. It doesn't matter if you're a girl or guy, if you want a daki just buy it. But if you are one of those waifufags who talk about their waifus even irl then this is weird.

>>148869662
But I am, no tranny or trap here

>>148869744
It depends, are you a cute blonde succubus thing that's invisible to other humans?

>>148869985
Fine, that means I'm normal then, it really is a relief

>>148869634

Go be a slut somewhere else, slut.

>>148869565
I kinda understand getting the pillow itself, but the cover with a waifu/husbando. Idk... I don't have the courage to get one.

>>148870036
But that's your job

>>148870069
What's not to get? If you love your waifu, get it.

>>148867912
I have the one that came with the higurashi DVD. The one of Satoko Hojo.

>>148869744
She's probably gay dude.

>>148870103
I do love my husbando.
If someone finds it, i think i'll have a heart attack.
But honestly ,i've looked into getting one. Since the pillow itself seems good for how i sleep.

I have one full daki and two half dakis that are just from the waist up. Feels good man even if the half ones are kind of weird

>>148867912
Answer which Matsu, faggot, and disown her if it's the furry.

>>148867912
>wanting a daki when you have an imouto

You're not a very good onii-chan, is she at least getting her daily creampies from you?

>>148870387
So which Matsu is best Matsu?

On a related note I really want a Renge daki but I'm worried my parents would try to talk to me about it.

>>148869634
If you were really a girl, you would pretend to be a man on 4chan (granted you don't post on /cgl/ or any other board with a high female userbase) and ask this question in Yahoo Answers or some shit.

>>148869634
>I'm a girl

Fuck off nyanners

>>>/soc/

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I own pic related and sleep with it every night.

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Yes.
1/2

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>>148867912
>>148867912
Why sleep with a cow when you can have a snek instead.

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>>148870716
2/2 its not wrinkly now though.

I bought a ripoff but am too scared about Chinese chemicals to use it.

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>>148870716
I would just like to take a moment out of my day to complement you on your good taste anon.

>>148867912
Why would i need it? Thats too desparate for me, if i need someone to lay next to, i would just go on tinder find a slut and then have her be my real life daki with installed heating engine to boot. What more could one wish for, its way better. Dont forget to tell her, that you have a high socks/stocking fetish and you are good to go.

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>>148869634

>owns a daki
>girl
>posting in 4chins

What's the catch?

>>148870895
how do i unsubscribe from this blog?

No, they're for fucking autistic weeaboo virgins. If I saw you with one of these I'd probably knock you out

>>148868604
Wait, wait my dude. Why cant you do both? Why is it so black and white, talk with coworkers/friends about the new shows and still watch anime on the low. I mean its just animation at the end of the day. Having a dakimakura is going way too deep into the weebness. Might as well be a bronie and admit to fantasizing about fucking horses.

Yes, I own a 2hu daki.

>>148871128
Which one?

>>148870465
Not the furfag.

>>148870978
It's not a girl, it's a "girl"

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>>148867912
The only time I would buy a Dakimura is if there was a version that had either Velma or Michiko from Michiko & Hatchin as the cover, but not looking slutty, just casually sleeping, since I don't understand why people make the characters look slutty on them when you're theoretically going to be sleeping with it, it makes more sense for them to look like they're sleeping.

But since they don't make Velma or Michiko Daki's, I'm not getting one anytime soon. It's whatever though, I don't particularly need one. I'm just not getting one unless my very specific tastes happen to get catered to.

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The other side is her pajamas

>>148871727
Your taste is okay

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>>148871061
>He doesn't want to fuck horses

Yes, the official one of my waifu.

>>148869311
Tumblr hates Osomatsu-san, though. They think it's transphobic.

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>>148872144
DELETE THIS

>>148870387
>Hating best boy Ichi

Fuck off.

I will never have a daki because I'm not sexually attracted to cartoons. I have a couple figs though because I think they're cute home decorations.

>>148871944
>buying a blank cover for your daki

>>148870978
MtF trannies love to state that they're women on the internet.

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>>148872196
horse pussy

>>148872418
>I have a couple figs though because I think they're cute home decorations.
Keep telling yourself that lie.

>>148872418
I too like to nut on my figs.

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I have maybe 30. Only 2 have been opened and one I have slept with every night that I have been home and a few times abroad for the last 6 years.

We go on motorcycle rides and travel and cross-country trips now and then. Also we party pretty hard sometimes.

>>148872187
Osomatsu is still cancer though

>>148872692
Great taste

>>148872692
Tell me you are kidding, why would you need those. You have a fucking motorcycle, bitches love motors.

Yeah a custom made one of my waifu. No one seems to care aside from asking where I got it.

>>148872692
Amazing

>>148867912
Yes. They're extremely comfortable. If you find one you like you won't regret the purchase.

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>>148872922
Need what? I know women like motorcycles (pic related) My werewolf girlfriend is ecstatic about them. Also quality beef steaks.

>>148872917
Thank you.

>>148873101
Bodypillows, whats the reason people or you buy them for?

>>148873193
I think certain ones look very very nice and are intricately detailed beyond what you normally see in the samples. They are aesthetically pleasing beyond sometimes the nicest fan art.

Mostly to collect, but some to display. Sleeping with them is very comfortable too. Even in the summer when it's hot, the gap let's the heat out like a "bamboo wife".

>>148873193
They're comfortable, they look nice, you can hug you're waifu. What's not to love?

>>148871944
Well let's see it, nigger

>>148873328
Interesting, really interesting. I would never buy one but the way you talk about them makes it seem so normal that i dont even mind it that much. Just thought someone with a motorcylce would be "cool" enough to not need those but i guess those are just my false misconceptions.

>>148873373
Well i would just feel so desperate if i needed a pillow to get a feel of artifical affection to forget i am alone. I think i would rather go to a prostitute or a maid cafe.

sleeping with a dakimakura change your ways of sleeping!

>>148873540
I don't think prostitutes or maids from a cafe would let you cuddle and fall asleep with them.

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>>148867912
I'd try and get this, but I'm a poorfag and the money for the pillow is quite a lot for me. Some day.

>>148873664
True, i guess i will stay like that forever.

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>>148873449
I mostly just take pictures of her everywhere because I own hundreds of acres of land and it's fun. Haven't taken any recently though.

Also body pillows in general are good for people with back problems or if it feels uncomfortable sleeping on your side between your legs. We go around too many four and five star places around the world (like recently the waldorf astoria in ny for the al smith dinner with trump and clinton) and they always come with little round pillows you can put between your legs.

I dunno, it's fun I guess and I have plenty of money to spend on tangible anime goods (usually only dakis). Since i generally don't ever buy anime it makes me feel good I'm supporting the fandom and sometimes the creators.

>that one guy with the ronald reagan daki

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Guy with motorcycle and looks like now maybe 40 or 50 dakis here.

Yeah I like panty and stocking panties my favorite though. I have one from a long time ago with them both on it that you would probably like unopened.

>>148874024
Damn, that panty one. Mind sending that one over?

>>148873900
That sounds and looks so bizzarre, you should open a blog or something, the audience is there i think.

>>148872692
>bacardi
Now that's true degeneracy
if you're drinking bacardi something has gone wrong in your life

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Heh, yeah here is the other side and the panty only one. There are actually better ones than this out there I don't particularly like it but I don't have them and I missed the limited release. that's another thing getting the originals is very difficult because you have usually a month only when you can order and usually only through a proxy. bootlegs on the other hand are shit.

Camera pictures really don't do a well-made cover Justice.

>>148874175
To tell you the truth, I've drank many higher-quality rums and they all seem to give me a headache except Bacardi.

A good single malt scotch or some other alcoholic beverages I am much more discerning. Don't judge because you may not know the whole story. :)

>>148873900
I second this >>148874170

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>>148871944

are you onee-chan?

>>148874351
Way too lewd dude. i like it[/spoilers]

Wait wait wait. So you're telling me it's impossible to purchase an official Kirino daki and that the bootlegs aren't worth it? I'm gonna go buy a rope and learn to tie a noose now, thanks.

>>148872742
>>>/t/umblr

>>148874703
No. It's not impossible there are places you can look. Yahoo japan auctions, mandarake and a bunch of other places. The most informative posts and lively dakimakura community is over at reddit dakimakuras.

>>148870756
Stocking is thicc

>>148874454
Eh, I've shared enough of my life here on anime 4chan. You've known me as another dakimakura dude before and I've gone down the rabbit hole further than probably anyone here in that field.

Thing is, I'm not a degenerate and just a regular successful guy who happens to like them.

>>148875108
>Thing is, I'm not a degenerate and just a regular successful guy who happens to like them.
You keep telling yourself that anon. You keep telling yourself that.

>>148875397
If I had no money, no job, was a shut in and never got out to travel (which I do frequently), I would be more inclined to believe you. But whatever ;)

>>148875757
Degeneracy has nothing to do with success in life.

>>148875757
But you still have body pillows so and take pictures with them and go out to travel with them. A lot of people even on here would not consider that living the life.

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>>148872552
Dunno, Centaur pillows got to be a bit special