This is your bodyguard tonight.

DICKS ARE BIG

>>148818071
nani

If a finger flick is enough to beat up a muscular man, then shouldn't her pussy contracting rip your dick off?

>>148818144
Just let her bite you to become a vampire. Then you can screw her no problem

I assume fucking your waifu doesnt cost you your virginity

>>148818144
She's your bodyguard, why would you have to worry about sex?

>>148818034
good, so long as she keeps the vamps (and micks) at bay I will be okay.

Eh, she doesn't look much but she's a police officer? I guess she could handle herself.

>>148818034
Probably react with laughter/disbelief if I didn't know what she was. How can something that looks so unreliable possibly protect me? Her smile alone tells me that's she's still green.

>>148818299
>How can something so nonthreatening be dangerous?
Thats how vampires get you anon they fuck with your head with their beautiful women and before you know it she draining a dick of blood which will feel like burning rod on your dick just so you know.

>all vampire girls are certified 100% virgins

HAHAHA EEF ZAT LEETLE GIRL EES A VUMPIRE, ZEN I'M FRANKENSTEIN'S MOONSTER!

>>148818359
They can get as much dick as they want once they turn. And that only applies to ones who were transformed by being bitten. Someone can take a dick and still get the offer from some dark force to renounce their humanity in exchange for power- just as Alucard.

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>>148818359
I never thought about it that way.

>>148818034
Can I feed her my 40 years old virgin blood?

>>148818034
Drifters made me realize how much I wish Hirano were into asses instead of tits. At least he seems to like thighs, too.

>>148818430
They just regenerate with their vampire powers.

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>>148818359
>you will never teach a vampire girl about her vampire abilities while in the evening you teach her body the pleasures of a woman

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>>148818034
Can she win against my bodyguards though?

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>>148818034
>Implying i wouldnt protect her and her smile instead.

>>148818493
>not liking police girls with big tiddies

>>148818387
Go home french fry.

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>>148818647

>>148818643
How?

>>148818034
>this is your X tonight
The memes of the last year have been pure garbage

>>148818688
Not sure, but i'd find a way!

>you will never be her frenchman

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>Gets an edgy remodel
>Keeps her cheery personality
>By the epilogue, her demeanor has rubbed off on a legendary hardass like Integra to the point that she's acting like everyone's goofy grandmother

Why is she so perfect?

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>>148818770
>You will never enlist in Hellsing
>You will never practice fencing with grandma Integra
>You will never get to go out in a blaze of suicidal glory against some supernatural enemy

>>148818034
Who's trying to kill me?

>>148818910
Life

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>>148818931
Well she's a pretty good bet if you want to survive that, depending on how you define "being alive".
>tfw she will never be real and you will never be a part of Hellsing

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>>148818770

Why is there so little good lewd art of Seras? It hurts just thinking about it...

>>148819160
Because she's 2cute4porn

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>>148819160
Because she is too pure.

>>148818647
I like police girls with big tiddies. I just wish she had a better ass.

>>148819160

Hellsing was not as popular in Japan as it was in the west.

>>148819182
>>148819189
I agree! I don't even want porn, I just want suggestive/lewd things...

>>148819211
How many more nukes do you think they would need before their tastes would improve?

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>>148818680
I wonder how they feel?

>>148819289
Cold and stiff?

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>>148819321
I was talking about Seras, not her mother.

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>>148819225
The show already covered that

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>>148819366

>>148818553
Depends on which lore you go after. Maybe if you go after Mary sue vampires.

But most lore gives em similar regeneration capabilities as humans. So they don't regenerate lost parts.

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>>148819366
For such a shitty childhood I'm surprised she didn't turn out to be a complete edgelord. Even after she stopped repressing the memory of her family getting murdered and her dead mother getting raped while she was watching with a gunshot wound through the gut, she still kept her cheery attitude.

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>>148819366

>>148819459
Or it takes time to grow a new limb, like in Blade.

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>>148819192
That one mercenary got to feel her up before getting torns the shreds and eaten.

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>>148818643
>Seras so pure that the entirety of Wild Geese wanted to protect her even though they knew she was more capable than all of them put together

>>148818034
Then you are fucked and dead. Being in Hellsing = fucked.
>>148819691
Yeah, that was kinda clichy/stupid.

>>148820333
Seras would've died without Bernadotte saving her.

Would her bite hurt though?