RING RING

>>148816621
Moshi moshi?

Decline.

>>148816621
kyon benwa

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>>148816621
Ugh.

Answer and then tell him to put ponos in vagooo.

>smart phone
fucking normalfags

>>148816755
>1970+46
>still using rotary phone

>>148816621
Why did Shirou never use a mobile phone?

>>148816621
I'd answer the call then place my dick on the phone that way Shirou would be talking to my dick and he'd never know.

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>>148816621

>>148816621
But who was phone?
And are they my AU love interest?

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>>148816621
mosh mosh, doushite shirou?

As if a luddite like Shirou call people on a cell phone; the punk doesn't even use an alarm clock.

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>>148816621
Solve this, Shirou

1. ANSWER
2. ANSWER
3. ANSWER

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>>148817074
4. ANSWER EVERYONE!!!!!!

>>148817063
He would just commit sudoku

>>148817063
He would throw himself in front of the trolley.

Unless it was Heaven's Feel.

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>>148817063

>>148816621
Moshi moshi blade desu

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>>148816621
I have your imoutos

>>148816621
hullo?

>>148817459
I was upset, bored, and then brought back to life dead ass.

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>>148817728
fixed

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>>148817459

>>148816843
because it wasn't a sword

>>148819207
Someone at least get the man a Razr.

>>148816621
What is Shiro doing in that tiny frame? Slide to unlock? Press the button? But there is no button!

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>>148816621

>>148816621
https://youtu.be/DHtlRlFRU30?t=9s

Eh , Emiya kun ?

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>>148816621

>>148817015
stop projecting, rin

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>>148817063

>>148823386
But shirou is the one who uses projection.

>>148823296
This is event is perfect.

>>148817063
people die when they are killed

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>>148817459

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>your face when pic related

>>148817459
gay, and then it got gayer

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Did Archer sleep with Rin, Saber, or Sakura in the timeline he came from?

>>148828608
saber not since shirou wouldnt fuck someone he didnt love and his love for saber is enough for him not to become archer.

Rin probably neither since he didnt change enough like he did in UBW to become her lover. She probably ended up with some dude she doesnt care about like in HF ending. Sakura might be. But then again she was too important for the matous.

>>148828608
He went to London with Rin in his route, so he probably banged her.
Extra also heavily implies the same.

>>148829040
He also saved Saber didn't he?

>>148829218
No, that's the difference with Fate. He understood her but wasn't able to save her.

>>148828608
Banged rin like a screen door in a hurricane
Gave Sakura a good tender pity fuck
Didn't fuck Saber cause she had a dick at the time so he just gave him a good handshake and they became bros.

>>148818041
Wouldn't this kill the people on the train? This doesn't save everyone.

>>148829914
The people on the train are dying in either scenario, if the train goes off the tracks at the speed needed to kill the people on the tracks, there will definitely be deaths on the train.

Do we even know if there are people on the train?

>>148830383
He banged the tsun out of her. Even her personality aged like fine wine.

>>148816621
Answer.

And then say "I think Swords ARE SHIT!"

And then hang up.

>>148831009
You monster!

>>148817728
KEK

>>148830468
drilled is a more accurate way of putting it. But yeah it is really amazing how nice rin is to her lover and makes you remember what a tsundere is all about in these times of terrible tsunderes

>>148831380
jackhammer

>>148831380
Hope she never crosses to the yan side of the spectrum like Akiha. Going full deredere is dangerous af.

>>148831532
Rin is too proud and selfconfident to think anyone can steal her shirou away. Most yan thing she would do is tie someone up and ride shirou in front of them to show them its her man.

>>148831782
>Most yan thing she would do is tie someone up and ride shirou in front of them to show them its her man
Hot.
Now I want her to do this to Luvia.

>>148828608
>tfw you couldn't save your waifu
>you still love her and now she's in an unreachable place

Being Archer is suffering

>>148831955
isn't archer's waifu ciel?

>>148829914
Well, it's not as though Shirou's known for actually being any good at not getting everyone killed.

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*RING* *RING* *RING*

>>148831863
>luvia wakes up tied up
>rin rides shirou in front of her
>rin taunts her and tells her shirou will never love her
>she cums together with shirou
>she stands up with shaking knees from cumming and shoves luvias face in her cumsoaked crotch
>tells her this is the only taste of shirou she is ever going to get and shirou is hers
>when shirou tries to say that he does get shared with saber she quickly silences him while blushing

>>148816621
Fuck off you self insert faggot. How did he get my number? Why do I have a such a shitty phone?

>>148832038
He fucked her like once at best, for the shroud

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>>148832477
L-LEWD!

>>148816621
Banana Phone

>>148832448
The hands shouldn't be there because it's defenseless.

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>>148828608
>implying this bastard doesn't come from Illya route
Only someone who pounded the tightest loli pussy can be this much of a smug cunt.

>>148833251
He canonically comes from an alternate version of the Fate route where he didn't save Saber.

>>148833251
Sorry, but Archer is clearly from the Shinji route. Pretty easy to be smug when you're chilling with Shini you're entire life.