I have analysed the Monogatari series and came to the conclusion

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>>148743820
Clearly further analysis is needed as Kanbaru is actually best girl.

>>148743820
no anon that Equation has 3 answers
creab=monkey=bat

>>148743820
True. I love Redditgahara.

Redditgahara best slut

>>148743820
Please show your work and include citations, anon.

Cat > Vamp > Snail > Crab > Snake > Monkey > Phoenix > Doll > Bee > Spooky > Kagenui > Math > Gaen

>>148744175
you started off well anon but snake should be way lower

>>148743820
is that during the time when she cried

that really tugged my heartstrings

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loli trio = kanbaru = imoutos > crab = snake > cat

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>>148743918
close but actually it's crab=monkey>bat

Bat > Crab > Snail = Phoenix > Math = Doll = Spooky > Gaen > Kagenui > Bee > Monkey > Snake > Meme > cat
Objectively best order

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Monkey > Bee > Bat > Snail > Crab > Cat > Doll > Snake > Bird

Potato chip bag girl.

>>148743820
Kaiki > cow> shit >(you)

>>148744701
That's when she cucked out with Kaiki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLyZomRfbc

>>148743820
Sure, if you are into NTR

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>Draw a boy oddity
>Call it a Hanekawa
Why is this allowed?

>>148743820
Hanekawa is objectively the best girl but I'm dating Senjougahara.

>>148746871
Desu
>>148746876
Draw a white catgirl. Make it behave like a negress.

>>148746893
>Hanekawa
Which reminds me. Cat is the most cucked grill in monogatari.

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>>148746893
Why not both?

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>>148746965
Being Hanekawa is suffering.

>>148743820
I made a similar analysis and discovered the entire monogatari series is content-poor fan service masked under a thin layer of pretentious shit.

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>>148746893
Ararararararararagi-kun, please.

>>148747038
That's NGE.

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Spooky is objectively the best.

>>148747064
She's the final boss chara, not your waifu.

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I have analysed the Monogatari series and came to the conclusion that it is absolute garbage.

What's Shaft going to do when they finish Final Season and release that tentative Madoka project? Go back to being poor?

>>148747063
That too. Doesn't make monogatari any less shit though.

>>148747063
NGE has a thick layer of pretentious shit.

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I have derived the equation of bestness for monogatari girls, and having Math as input maximizes it.

>>148747126
Save anime with TRIGGER!

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>>148747126
Off-Season

And they never stopped being poor, they just started making money for aniplex.

>>148747200
You dropped a negative sign somewhere.

>>148747038
Eh, the story quality and fan service is unbearable with some of the side characters, but anything with Cat, Crab, or Snail tends to be well written.

>>148747200
Flower kana > the shit grills she always plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew54DwjU1lk

Snake > Bat > Snail > Black Cat > Spooky > Bee > Bird > Monkey > Devil > Doll > Cat > Crab > Math

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>>148743820
Nope.

>>148747281
Cat has all of the most mastrubatory, poorly-written storylines though. It's almost an achievement that she manages to be the worst mary sue in a series full of vampires and people with superpowers.

>>148747272
Minimizing the inverse function would give the same result, and I guess lots of people prefer to always minimize.

>>148747038
What's the matter, too deep for you?

>>148747372
Shes the authors favorite

>>148747366
How the fuck did Frontwing manage to fuck up so hard after Grisaia? "Hurr durr this teenage kamikaze pilot is going to teach a motherfucking dragon how to fly better with the power of YAMATO DAMASHII." At least the slutty catgirl is good.

>>148747372
>mary sue
Wasn't she almost killed 3 times because of her cat powers and jelly tiger, and 1 time because of vampire slayers in kizu?

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Ougi is my favorite

>>148747562
She's a lawful evil oddity, anon.

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>>148747057
Nah I'm serious. I used to think cat was shit but now I think she is best girl.

But something about crab draws me to her so I just started going out with her a few days ago. A trial run for being a waifu you could say. I've done this before in the past with other girls but none passed the trial period.

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>>148747562
You have good taste.

>>148747495
Being a damsel in distress doesn't do shit to negate being a mary sue.

>>148747625
It proves that she's not an OP mary sue.

>>148747596
Why does that matter?

>>148747675
Evil is bad .This is a christian board.

>>148747596
>she

>>148747653
Her intuition, knowledge, and righteousness is OP.

>>148747653
Shes the one who always solves everything. And shes basically smarter than everyone

>>148747694
But she's lawful evil, that's like objectively the best kind of evil

>>148747625
>Damsel in distress
>In a series where only you can save yourseld

>>148747739
These are the reasons she's hated anon.

>>148747750
You're thinking of Meme. Hanekawa was completely useless in Sodachi Formula. I honestly can't think of when her knowledge was useful to the story.

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>>148747731
IT.

I'm about to watch Owarimonogatari.
What should I expect?

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>>148748041
I prefer s/he

>>148748124
Math is shit.

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>>148748124
Spooky

>>148743820

Your study has shown you the truth

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>>148748124
A new cute angel.

>>148748124
Best girl

>>148748124
Marina Inoue doing a fantastic job. Ougi making Hanekawa interesting for once via bullying. A lack of personal space. Shaft fucking up footservice with bad anatomy. A very powerful vampire getting cucked. Weird, mixed feelings.

>>148748219
>>148748323
>>>/(YOU) have shit taste/

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>>148748219
A new, cute angle.

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RRRG>all the girls

you know this to be true, don't lie

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>>148748184
Fushigi desu ne, Araragi-san.

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>>148748442
Damn, you're right.

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>>148748374
We can decide who has shit taste by the majority rule. What could possibly go wrong?

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>>148748464
it's common sense. how could the guy ALL of the best girls fawn for NOT be the coolest motherfucker in the series?

>>148748442
>>148748464

Kaiki> Useless MC

Kaiki was literally the only MC other than Maymay who actually saved a grill(snake)

>>148748551
Araragi saved Shinobu.

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>>148748551
if he's so useless, how did he help kanbaru, hitagi, sodachi and hanekawa get over their pasts and move on with their life? and how is he doing well on his own in college? he probably has a more fulfilling life than you.

>>148748374
I forgot to post an image, but I was talking about spougi desu

>>148748595
Who really wanted to die. So it was against her wishes.

>>148748710
He only really helped Senjougahara and Kanbaru. He spectacularly failed to help Sodachi and arguably hurt Hanekawa more than he helped.

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>>148748442
>liking a high-functioning retard guided by his dick
So selfcest?

>>148748710
>if he's so useless, how did he help kanbaru, hitagi, sodachi and hanekawa get over their pasts and move on with their life?

>kanbaru
A challenge was set up by her mother, so he fucked up her plans and solved it for her instead of making her overcome it herself

>hitagi
Made her bawl for 100k yen woohoo
that's it, he then just became her boyfriend, that's not really help, not direct anyway

>sodachi
literally made her even crazier than she already was, she came back later in LN with even less marbles in tact

>hanekawa
literally caused her problem and never fixed it, she's still having lasting effects.
He fucking made her accept what he did and roll with it.

>>148748910
Crab saved Monkey. Kaiki objectively already saved Crab earlier, but her own guilt gave her crabs, and Maymay exorcised the crab god.

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best girl
best hachi

>>148748906
He followed through and continues to follow through so that it's truly saving her. I'm 100% confident in saying that Shinobu is glad that she didn't die at the end of Kizu.

>>148749014
Muh niglet bro. Cow is the beast.

Monkey > Snail > Spooky > Bat > Doll > Bird > Bee > Cat > Snake

>>148749046
Lolirarraragi metaphorically and spiritually killed Heartshot and mindbroke her. Maymay objectively saved her by adopting her and renaming her to Shinobu Shinobu !=Heartshot.

>>148749105
This is pretty close to how I feel, just move spooky to the number one spot

>>148749193
>Heartshot
??????

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>>148748925

>>148749285
Mah bad. Kiss Shot Acerola Orion Heart Under Blade

>>148749285
Retard

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>>148748950
hm, did not know math comes back in a big way later - i hope that gets adapted.

making hanekawa accept the truth was helping her, though - the cat took over her because she did nothing but bottle up her feelings until they exploded. having her accept reality was the best thing he could've done for her, especially if it hurt. it makes me sad they aren't together, but that's another story.

same thing with hitagi: her biggest issue was that she let no one close to her heart. being her boyfriend was the best thing he could do for her after the initial "exorcism" - she opened up to him in ways she never would have otherwise, regained a friend in kanbaru, made a friend in hanekawa, and is generally much better off than before they met. i can't see how that doesn't count as helping her.

he also cut monkey's hair, which was a huge help in my opinion

>>148749484
>being her boyfriend was the best thing he could do for her after the initial "exorcism"

Maymay recommended that Ararrararar marry Cat and make her a happy woman. He goofed up and started a cuckoldry harem instead.

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>>148749575
Maymay isn't a love doctor, he's a wandering hobo exorcist. who cares if that was his recommendation. hell, that's what i would've suggested, too. he ends up with crab in the other timeline he visits according to that Meme, so they just always end up together - its a match written in the stars. Hanekawa will find a way to be a happy woman on her own some day; she's smart and pretty enough that she probably won't end up as a lonely keiki

>>148749193
Araragi didn't mindbreak her. He gave her a place to heal from centuries of trauma. Oshino didn't adopt her, he gave her a name to seal her, which is what metaphorically killed her. Kiss-Shot and Shinobu are entirely the same person. Kiss-Shot gets her powers back and acts exactly the same.

Oshino might have helped Araragi, but Araragi is the one putting in the vast majority of the work and risking his life.

I know you're taking the piss, but this is getting old.

>>148743820
センジョウガハラ a qt