Monkey is for petting.
Monkey is for spanking
>>148669153
I'm more curious why the have omelets on their hair.
>>148669929
>omelletes
Those are sunny side up eggs.
Monkey is for burying your face in her ass
Look, I got a monkey.
What should I do with it?
>>148672756
You should give it to me.
>>148672756
Spank the monkey all over the monkey.
>>148672756
Take it to the zoo
Monkey is for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stis into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your pisnts
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while cisssing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of monkey with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
This is the things that monkey is for
>>148672308
I'd eat it like it's fillet mignon
>>148672916
Some of that seems kind of off for a lesbian anon.
>>148672916
Not for rape?
>>148672918
I'd bury my dick so far in that whoever manages to pull it out will be crowned the king of England.
>>148672756
You should let someone more knowledgeable handle it anon.
I am a monkey expert. You can trust me with it.
>>148673098
Get the fuck out
>>148673116
>bury
>not berry
One job
>>148669153
Naw. It's for sticking your banana in.
best girl
>>148673074
>lesbian
>>148673168
Which one is for rape?
>>148673320
Stupid monkey, you leglock from the other way around.
>>148673098
Monkey rapes you.
>>148673358
I hope you don't think that webm is proof to the contrary
>>148673376
>>148673471
She tells araragi to that's she'd lose her virginity to him in owari
>>148673496
Alright, your monkey escapes rape today.
>>148673471
http://pastebin.com/KhY8HU21
>>148673496
snake is very cute, I want to give her headpats
Monkey is for sexual
>>148673546
>Taking what characters in Monogatari say at face value
>>148673577
Thanks for the reads.
I want monkey and araragi to take lay down together while he gives her head pats
>>148673685
Anon everything monkey says is a truth hidden as an exaggerated lie.
It's her coping mechanism for talking about her insecurities and emotions.
>>148673785
That's Shinobu's schtick. Kanbaru should keep to her own.
>>148673941
Shinobu is treading on tomboy territory trying to steal headpatings.
She should tread carefully.
>>148673941
>Kanbaru should keep to her own.
Her schtick is being a pervert and always being nude around araragi.
That's what she's doing, getting naked to bathe with him
>>148673941
Bat is immortal, and had centuries of headpats.
Monkey is a mere mortal, with a limited life span.
Bat should share.
>>148674243
She's not some harlot who will let just anyone headpat her. I'm sure that not even Seishirou got to do it. She only started getting headpats once she met Araragi.
>>148674174
I don't know if there is a translated one.
https://exhentai.org/g/761968/90c0419d83/
I want Kanbaru to make a monkey out of me
>>148674478
I want to make a monkey with Kanbaru
>>148674588
>>148674630
Why are all the monkeyXararagi doujins so adorable?
They need to hook up in college.
>>148673785
is that outfit the most feminine thing she's worn in the show? i can't really think of anything that tops the ZR skirt
Hey, guys! Found a cute stray cat!
Is Kanbaru really a bi? Or was she just messing with Araragi?
>>148674706
If you don't worship reverse ZR spats+skirt then you don't deserve monkey.
>>148674828
She's lesbian. Really badly in love with Crab. He's the next best thing getting close to her.
>>148674713
she can stay
>>148674902
No she's not, she's cleary bi.
Crab was just her first crush.
>>148674840
of course i love "vanilla" monkey, but thats her school outfit. i think the other one is the most girly thing she personally owns.
naked with long hair is the best, though
>>148675018
Whatever you say, boss
>>148674828
She's araragi sexual, she loves him.
>>148674828
It's clear that she's bisexual.
>>148675060
Name one boy her age she's not attracted to.
Is this the sexiest monkey pic? http://i.4cdn.org/h/1476295093283.jpg
>>148675243
>handholding
>leg lock
>orgasm face
>RRRG busting a nut
its a good contender. need to do more research first before i can make the call
>>148675243
It has too much Araragi in it for me but monkey would love it
>>148675243
I knew she was so hairy down there
>>148674451
It is here: https://exhentai.org/g/976009/5e18d9054f/
It seems to be expunged because it seems to have been uploaded already.
>>148675243
Not quite, if he was cumming inside then it would be the greatest work of art ever made by human hands
>>148675243
>handholding
lewd
But on another note thats a damn good drawing, is this from an amateur from 4chan or something professional?
>>148679310
pixiv art
>>148675243
No, becauseI can't turn my eyes away from his dick.
>>148680014
Dicks are alluring arent they
Monkey chest is too big
>>148669153
Can you pet something with your dick?
>>148674630
Ararararararararagi looked beautiful in that doujin no homo.
>>148673358
I'd eat her vagina up if you know what I mean
>>148681010
Dick goes where?
>>148683264
Your tongue goes there
>>148681010
does monkey have the sexiest mouth?
>>148673212
lurk moar pls
>>148685425
second sexiest behind bird
>>148674828
Well in Hana she doesn't immediately dismiss the idea of her getting a boyfriend when Araragi mentions it, I think atleast, been a while I've watched that.
>>148685257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukXbKr6fvdw
>>148686939
>That pic
So who has the sexiestfeet?
>>148687647
kagenui certainly has the least sexiest due to high heels abuse
>>148673577
for people who dont read
>"This might be a bit thoughtless of me to say, but... Kanbaru. Not to copy what you said earlier, but if I had met you before I started going out with Senjougahara, I think I might have ended up going out with you..."
>"Right. To tell you the truth, I was thinking the same thing. If I had met you before I fell for Senjougahara-senpai. It's incredibly rare for me to think such a thing about a member of the opposite sex."
so she is bi but very lesbian leaning
also
tfw Kanabru will never do this to you
>But that very girl was now holding my hand, snaking her fingers through mine, and pressing her breasts against me...
>"Heheheh."
>Kanbaru blushed and smiled innocently, >skipping forward.
>"Araragi-senpai, Araragi-senpai, Araragi-senpai, Araragi-senpai, Araragi-senpai~"
>"..."
>She's geniunely enjoying this!
>She's even humming!
>>148687884
best gril
>>148673610
cowboy legs
She's gay.
And not skinnimax TEE HEE lets kiss and make out for the boys gay.
Fisted to the elbow, KD Lang listening, hates the penis super gay.
It's time to stop pushing this meme bruh/sis.
>>148673610
>>148687884
Thats cute, Kanbaru is a cute non-gay girl
>>148690833
stay in denial yurishitter
>>148690833
She's bi anon.
Prove that she isn't.
>>148690833
Do gay men watch lesbian porn?
>>148687884
RRRG turns lesbians bi.
Sasuga harem protagonists.
>>148674828
She likes lolis and reads yaoi. She's bi.
>>148690968
>>148690833
did you even read the thread or are you just baiting
>>148692766
Why is she so elastic?
>>148682188
>I'd eat her vagina up if you know what I mean
What did he mean by this?
>>148694026
he means to lick her pussy
>>148692766
>>148693936
>>148695080
>Lesbians learning penis-destroying moves that they'll taunt you with but never actually use
That's just rude
>>148695241
She is a master of dick.
Why do you think she reads all that BL?
>>148669153
>Bird and bee walk in on this
This'll probably be awl night
>>148695594
Monkey can take on bird.
I'm sure she can convince them to get a foursome going.
Would you?
>>148695691
Upon reflection, that seems highly likely. No better way to learn about the birds and bees!
>>148696208
Yeah, I'd put an orange on top of my head.
>>148696208
Tits are too big.
Monkey has perfect medium breasts.
>>148696645
She lying down, boobs look a lot smaller in your pic's position than their size. Just another non-virgin informing a virgin.
>>148696773
Anon if you don't see that >>148696208 tits are gigantic there is no hope for you.
>>148673074
It's the exclusivity that makes it so alluring
>>148696645
>perfect medium breastsgreattaste
but even if she had chunky monkey tits they'd still be great
Cat is worst gatari
>>148697448
I disagree with you, but we're not here to talk about cat, so focus on best girl.