What did he do wrong?
Omit the fine print when contracting people who were too young to make legally binding contracts.
>>148636397
>>148636486
This, also unethical exploitation of child labour.
>>148636397
>>148636397
I bet he was really surprised when he got his just reward.
>>148636397
His only mistake was Homura.
>>148638884
Not sure if daikon radish or Coobie meat.
>>148638957
Doesn't matter. Sakura not gonna waste a bite.
>>148636486
This really. He should have told the girls that they would turn into monsters. It was not a fair contract.
>>148639335
How can one girl eat so much?
>>148636397
dumb cunt cat thing
>>148640740
How can anyone enjoy Taiyaki?
>>148641179
They are good. If you do not like the red bean paste you can get other fillings.
>>148639335
If Kyoko can eat that much and not become obese, she must have an extremely high metabolism. Is Kyoko muscular?
>>148636397
Fuck with a crazy psycho lesbian.
>>148641398
She is exercising, she is sucking dick.
Mascots are supposed to have annoying catchphrases, like "pon" or "kupo".
No catchphrase = shitty mascot.
>>148641571
His catchphrase is "make a contract with me".
>>148641369
Can I have it with cheese?
>>148641467
Though I wouldn't put it past her if she really needed something she couldn't steal, I've presumed it's actually because a) she doesn't get to eat very often, so she gorges herself when she does, and b) her particular combat style is very physically intensive, and her magic only shoulders some of the burden.
>>148636397
QB did nothing wrong
>>148641398
Probably just poops most of it out. She wanders from place to place so she feels no guilt when wrecking a toilet.
...until she started living with miki. That first bowel movement with her might have been awkward.
Who's the oldest meduka?
>>148642267
>fucking scat fetishists
End yourself please. Right this instant.
>>148641872
That is a somewhat common filling. It might be good.
>>148642277
Of the main characters in the series, the oldest would be Mami.
>>148641806
That's the worst catchphrase I ever heard, dood. You really call yourself a mascot with a catchphrase like that, dood?
>>148642962
His backup one is "entropy".
>>148642904
I thought it was Kyoko.
>>148642962
>>148643026
The Mitochondria is the Powerhous of the Cell!
>>148643064
I think Mami is older than Kyouko. In Rebellion when Kyouko goes to school she is in the same grade as Madoka and Sayaka.
>>148636397
Interned for Trump
>>148642904
>>148641872
>>weirdest boner ever
>>148638400
Just because you're a sociopath with no ability to feel remorse or empathy, and you can't differentiate right from wrong, doesn't make what you're doing right. It just makes you feel better about itand gives you a possible "insanity" plea in the courts.
>>148636397
Absolutely nothing. In a show full of selfish little girls trying to grab power for their own selfish needs, he'd the only one who acted out of pure, altruistic concern for the good of the universe. He may not be the hero we deserve, but he's definitely the hero we need.
>>148643870
Bebe's eyes are weird
>>148644809
She's having one of her 'episodes'.
>he
>was literally about to start a thread with kyubey and asking if what he did was wrong or not
>see this
spooky
And I genuinely don't know if he did anything wrong or not. His (its?) actions would be reprehensible if committed by any human being, but Kyubey is an intercosmic being that operates on a level of understanding greater than that of mankind. The interactions between Kyubey and humanity are like that between a human and a dog.
So is Kyubey evil for using man as a means to an end? Are humans therefore evil for animal testing? Because it's the same logic. If you think animal testing is a necessary evil (as most people do), you'd have to be - if not agreeable to - understanding of Kyubey's motivations, or else you'd be holding conflicting moral beliefs and therefore be a hypocrite.
I'm not going to defend Kyubey as a HE DID NOTHING WRONG character, but you could actually make that argument and not be memeing or contrarian.
>>148643870
I don't hate Trump but I hate this fucking /pol/ hat on anime girls.
>>148645262
Don't worry, it's all over in a couple weeks.
>>148645104
There's no universal morality that can apply equally to everyone, but we can use morality from the point of view of a species. From the point of view of humanity, the QBs are evil. They are undeniably our enemy. We don't have any real reason to care about their point of view.
Of course, this means that from a cow's point of view, humans are evil. We view this as okay because cows are not smart enough to qualify for morality. If someone views humanity in the same way we view cows, we have no choice but to disagree with them, for the sake of our species.
>>148643870
Bebe is for?
>>148646691
Ignoring.
>>148646691
Marrying and kissing all over
>>148646691
ramming my cock into repeatedly
>>148646963
Man, I really want to kiss her tummy and tickle her.
>>148646963
>>148636397
Contracting underaged girls without a legal guardians consent.
>>148643181
Go back to /lolg/ darkk
>>148646691
She is for hugging and loving and raising properly. She is for comforting when scared and reading bedtime stories to and eating meals with and teaching to cook and watching her and her sisters play and watching her grow up and seeing her go on to start her own family some day. I really do want a daughter like her.
>>148646963
She is a child. Do not be gross.
>>148644809
Her eyes are cute.
>>148648596
You're cute
>>148648596
They are. Might be the odd mix of colors.
Here is a Bebe shimeji if anybody wants it: https://a.pomf.cat/yicjke.zip
I have other Madoka ones too.
Make sure to double click the .jar file not the .exe
>>148649467
Virus
>Exploiting the youth of aliens so he can use their souls to power his civilization and justifying it with a flimsy "muh entropy"
he's irredeemable desu
>>148646094
This. All the characters have a duality to them that prevent them from being completely righteous or completely irredeemable. Sayaka, Kyubey and Homura are probably the most obvious.
>>148649545
It's definitely not a virus you faggot.
Maybe you should quit using shitty Norton that false flags everything.
>>148650563
I don't use Norton you faggot, I use Avira and it beeped like crazy.
>>148650583
>German bloatware antivirus
I'm sure it beeps when you're downloading porn but you just ignore it anyway.
>>148647911
Hey Fapple. Why do you hate the coobie?
>>148636397
He failed to appeal to our sense of morality.
>>148648353
A hot sexy child built for sex with Mami's massive futa cock
>>148652261
>A hot sexy child built for sex with Mami's massive futa cock
Why is this so hard for some people to understand?
>>148652261
That is untrue. Let us protect and cherish her.
>>148648897
That might be part of it. She is adorable all around though.
>>148648855
Thanks anon. You are cute too.
>>148636397
Blatantly lied.
Doomed children to suffer a fate worse than death.
Destroy entire civilizations to preserve his own.
Caused the deaths of countless people.
Dumped the dangerous byproduct of his energy harvesting on entire planets and letting it spill into the rest of the universe.
Giving wmd to psychologically unstable children.
Being an accessory to murder.
Pushing someone to commit suicide.
Trespassing, loitering and premeditated murder.
He's the moral equivalent of an ordinary military recruiter.
>>148636397
Nothing
>>148636397
He didn't ask boys to become mahou shoujo.