Darkness wants you to hurt her! What do you do? >Inb4 walking

Kiss and hold hands with her without her permission.

>>148630837
Make her eat all the eggs!

>>148630837
>Darkness wants you to hurt her!
Is there a reason why I should care?

>>148630837
I'll hurt her butthole with my cock

>>148630837
Torture her by not torturing her.

A drop kick would be hilarious

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all bark virginwhore

>>148630837
i cast magic missle at the darkness

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>>148630920
>>148631056

>>148630837
Tell her season 2 never.

>>148630837
Compliment her abs

>>148633428
Uhhh
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/daily-briefs/2016-06-24/konosuba-tv-anime-2nd-season-premieres-in-january/.103579

A noice kick in the head or just grab her hair and pull it really hard.
I never tried hurting women.They look so fragile.

>>148630837
Tie her up and shove some hot sauce down her cunt

>>148630837
Anal. No lube.

>>148633428
but they confirmed the season 2 at the end of the last episode, anon

>>148633942
...but that will hurt You just as much

>>148635132
No pain no gain.

>>148635132
I have trained my penis by masturbating with cheese graters.

Restrain her, but just her hug her for several hours. If she behaves, at the end of the day I'll give her a good pinch. Next day repeat, with the reward getting progressively more intense.

However if she moves or attempts to touch herself at all, not only will there be no reward, but I'll treat her politely like a stranger for several days.

Drop kick the boobs

>>148635200
>>148635276
...Do as you will, go to the doctor tomorrow, having bruises smeared in shit down there is definitely not healthy.

>>148635571
2d girls only poop if you want them to.

>>148633535
>>148634862
Tell her it's canceled. And that's why it hurts.

>>148635663

But it's not cancelled?
right?

>>148635623
It's been proved that girls in that particular anime do go when nature calls anon.

>>148630837
She wants to experience pain?

Unfortunately I cannot think of any way to fulfill her desire without causing her bodily harm.

I politely refuse and suggest that she value herself more.

>>148630837
Who is this semen demon?

>Reads bio
>Masochist

o-oh...

>>148630837
KIss her passionately while pulling and twisting her nipples, the mix of pleasure and pain making her go crazy with desire.

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>>148636455
>not doing this

>>148630837
I say that nobody loves her, neither me, and leave her alone.

>>148630837
Make her play Limbo while I watch.

>>148632540

You miss. The missile bounces! You are hit by magic missile! You die...

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>Make a sexy, tall, solidly built warrior who can take a massive beating without flinching
>Make her submissive rather than dominant
This should be illegal.

>>148630837
I would do everything to her except for physical pain.

>>148635726
Where's that proof?

why there's no more girls like darkness?

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fuck megamemes instead

>>148635723
She doesn't need to know.

>>148630837
Kick her in the dick

>>148635132
This is when having foreskin comes in handy. Once you really get going there's enough anal mucus spread around to make it feel good for you

>>148640194
not for sexual.

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>>148640463
Megumin is for both pure love and perverted fetishes

>>148640640
>not showering
is Megumin the stinkiest KonoSuba?

>>148640769
You're supposed to shower/take a bath in the evening so you're clean when you got to bed

>>148640824
night sweat.

>>148640882
You too

>>148640769
Doesn't show her eating either...

Wait, I guess it is accurate.

I guess maybe I'd tie her up and pinch her nipples or something.

Grab her by the pussy

>>148640769
>>148640824
>they don't take a bath before going to sleep and a shower after waking up.

If you don't take a bath before you go to sleep you get your sheets covered in the sweat and dirt you collected throughout the day. You are literally wallowing in your own filth.

When you wake up in the morning your body will be covered with sweat. If you don't take a shower to clean off your body, and just put clothes on, that is absolutely disgusting and is going to radically increase your body's natural odors and make you smell much worse than it otherwise would.

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>>148630837

If Darkness truly is masochistic and enjoy mental punishments, would the perfect treatment be to force her to do femdom?

>>148642008
the correct thing to do is to shower when you wake up, then shower and take a bath in the evening

you at least want to scrub a bit before entering the bath, as you don't want to just bathe in your own dirt and sweat over the course of the day.

>>148642138
this is the logic that makes me shitpost in cuck threads, as I'm essentially cucking them out of one of the only places they are safe

>>148630837
I wouldn't hurt her anon, though I would pee on her while chastising her on how much of a maso slut she is.
Containing my boner enough to be able to properly pee on her would be a though ordeal.

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>>148642405
>This is what anti-NTR fags actually believe.
How delusional do you have to be in order to think that you're actually doing that ?

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>>148639443
>AgKfag thinks their opinion matters

>>148630837
Force her to watch 4kids One Piece.

>>148642632
>Too much surprise
I always like that picture.

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>>148635955
>implying a normal human can actually damage Darkness

>>148639443

>Esdeath
>tall, solidly built
Yeah nah, she's about 5'7" and skinny except for her tits in the mango. FOH with that shit.

>>148642835
You swine! Is she even that kind of masochist?

“Uno, Dos, Tres, Toca La Pared”

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Wrestle with her. And by wrestle, I mean drop her on her head in many creative but impractical ways.

>>148630837
Can't go wrong with the classic spanking, right boys?

>>148630837
Call her Lalatina in public.

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>>148630837

Wrestling

>>148639443
There's nothing better than breaking strong women.

>>148630837
I'll just slap her face.

Then when she asks for more I slap her face with my dick.

>>148630837
Sex in front of a crowd.

>>148644337
>>148645172
Cool. I bet she'd love getting tag-teamed.

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WATER TORTURE

Kiss and hold hands with Chris and make her watch.

>>148630837
show her the loan and tax

>>148642632
NTR is garbage

>>148630837
>demand real torture.
I guess I torture her then. Most modern torture techniques are basically hardcore BDSM anyways.

Her END is bullshit so stress positions probably won't be too useful, but can't hurt to put her in one before I go to bed each night. Lynndie England did well when she tried it, so dragging her across the ground via leash after stripping her naked would be fun, especially if I vould find some really rough terrain.

Hell, I'm sure Darkness would absolutely love being waterboarded, but she'd probably object to recieving all of her meals through rectal infusion. Doesn't really matter though, it sounds like it would be fun to do, and she's the one who asked for it.

I'd be hesitant of bringing dogs in and ordering them to maul her, because knowing her she'd have her whorish legs spread before I can even give the order.

Locking her in a box with insects is go though. Low effort and would get some nice screams out of her. I think the CIA managed 29 hours before they had to take the prisoner out, so she should be fine and relatively unharmed for a nice and even 30.

>>148640194
>no hat
dropped

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>>148645084
You brutal swine

>>148630837

I'll use Steal to take her virginity.

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>>148630837
Pat head.

>>148652548
YOU SICK BASTARD

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>>148647515
HEAT TORTURE

>>148630837
Grab her by the pussy.

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>Perfect M girl
>No good BDSM doujins made or at least scanned

>>148648757
I like your ideas, anon. I'm a masochist and I'm kinda horny.
Do you have any other ideas?

Brutally fuck her face, then her ass, then her pussy.

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>>148653686
Very grabbable pussy.

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>>148654433
Very grabbable and slappable everything

Turn her into my slave and molest her in public