If magical girls are so cute why do they never have boyfriends?

They used to have boyfriends. Sailor Moon did >>148482684. Tokyo Mew Mew did. It wasn't until about 10-12 years ago that otaku became possessive enough for it to be a monetary risk.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 03:58:44 Post No.148483019
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>>148482862
I thought the way it went was, girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys always should be someone you really love.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 03:59:20 Post No.148483041
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>>148482404
It would affect sells these days if they had boyfriends so they generally don't. Can't smash those poor otakus dreams without stealing their NEET bucks.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:04:06 Post No.148483173
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:04:06 Post No.148483173 [Report]

>>148482928
>>148482979
>>148483019
If they don't have dicks then they're not boys. It's that simple.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:14:05 Post No.148483488
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:14:05 Post No.148483488 [Report]

If you are so cute, why do you never had a boyfriend?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:19:36 Post No.148483675
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 04:19:36 Post No.148483675 [Report]

>>148483215
>lol

Fuck off, faggot.

Anon's Sister 2016-10-13 04:20:32 Post No.148483706
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>>148483488
>3DPD
>ever
Pick one and never another.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:12:08 Post No.148485237
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:12:08 Post No.148485237 [Report]

>>148482404
Because they have girlfriends.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:29:03 Post No.148485653
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:29:03 Post No.148485653 [Report]

>>148482404
There are only two boys in Megucaverse with names. One's a faggot, and the other's a nobody.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:32:19 Post No.148485722
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>>148485237

Anonymous 2016-10-13 05:48:44 Post No.148486129
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A lack of magical boys to pair them with.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:09:06 Post No.148487951
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:09:06 Post No.148487951 [Report]

>>148485237
Perfect!!

Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:17:15 Post No.148488117
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:17:15 Post No.148488117 [Report]

>>148482928
Wait.. is there a girl (male) in symphogear?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:34:09 Post No.148488441
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 07:34:09 Post No.148488441 [Report]

>>148488117
No but there's a girl (man).

Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:24:04 Post No.148490216
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:24:04 Post No.148490216 [Report]

>>148485237
this

Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:27:32 Post No.148490285
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:27:32 Post No.148490285 [Report]

>>148488441
I'd still let her fist me until I'm left crying on the ground.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:31:00 Post No.148490345
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>>148482404

Anonymous 2016-10-13 09:42:08 Post No.148490565
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>>148482466
>>148482534
Is not your husband/lover/interdimensional-soul-mate/ also your bf?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 11:34:26 Post No.148492422
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>>148482404
>literally got cucked to death
Is she our girl?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 11:47:24 Post No.148492619
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 11:47:24 Post No.148492619 [Report]

The same reasons idols don't have boyfriends.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 11:53:05 Post No.148492721
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>>148482404
But they can.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 11:59:58 Post No.148492844
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>>148482404
Because then they'll only be able to enjoy one penis for the rest of their life, the most horrifying prospect imaginable to every female.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:01:00 Post No.148492855
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:01:00 Post No.148492855 [Report]

>>148492619
Because the businessmen who fuck their brains out won't let them?

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:02:56 Post No.148492888
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>>148492855
You've been reading to much doujins

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:03:03 Post No.148492892
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>>148482404
They were made for suffering.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:04:16 Post No.148492909
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>>148492892
but magical girls suffering is a fairly new thing

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:06:04 Post No.148492940
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:06:04 Post No.148492940 [Report]

>>148492909
For you.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:39:24 Post No.148493545
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:39:24 Post No.148493545 [Report]

>>148492888
I suppose so, the vast majority just have to suck them off, only the really slutty ones actually fuck them.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:41:05 Post No.148493567
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 12:41:05 Post No.148493567 [Report]

>>148482995
>>148483041

correct answer here. The medium itself caters to otaku in every way for cash. Up to you if you think it is good

Anonymous 2016-10-13 13:32:53 Post No.148494712
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 13:32:53 Post No.148494712 [Report]

>>148482404
>>Boyfriends
Magical girls are pure beings. Having boyfriends will tainted them.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 14:08:05 Post No.148495541
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Anonymous 2016-10-13 14:08:05 Post No.148495541 [Report]

>>148490565
That's already at an advanced level, anon. So yeah.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 14:24:17 Post No.148496003
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>>148483173
Please don't summon the meme.

Anonymous 2016-10-13 14:25:20 Post No.148496023
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>>148494712
Shinju-sama please go.

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