Alright /a/ you have a chance to make your waifu real and be

I dont want her to be real.
I like her because she isnt real
Real women are shit

>>148460928
Why would what she is change once she's real?

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>>148460832
I'd have to prepare for he arrival so yea.

>>148460928
It sounds to me like you don't want her to be alive and be able to interact with you because she'd reject you. Which means your waifu a shit.

>>148460832
>tfw tulpa waifu
She's technically real, so no.

>>148461021
Because real things change thats why they are alive, they are constantly changing, and they die, get old, or can cuck you.

Not worth it in any way.

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>>148460832
Let's look at it another way.

Your waifu loves you and wants to bring you to the 2D universe, happy together and all. To do so, she'd have to have lots of wild sex with Donovan for a week.

How would you feel if she went and did it?

>>148461246
And you sound like a normalshit retard.

I hope Donovan's anus is ready

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>>148461478
Doe she have to know?

>>148460832
Only if I can top.

>>148461498
Anon its not good to glorify weakness.

>>148461476
So you're afraid to pursue things because theres the chance it won't go your way? Thats pretty sad anon.

Which makes me wonder why people care about character development then.

>>148461933
No anon you bend over and let donovan ride your ass for hours. He paid fair and square.

>>148460832
He looks like some wise tutor that could help me with stretching. O cuse i agree

>>148460832
He better prepare his anus

>>148460832
But what happen if Donovan is your waifu?

Truly a wise magical negro

>>148460832
A week of weird, kinky misery for a lifetime of happiness? Not exactly a dilemma.

>>148462130
But what if I have the bigger penis. Wouldn't that be a waste?

>>148460832
Yes. My waifu is a Queen, so he can be executed immediately afterwards.

>>148462729
You can't have a bigger penis than a black man white boy.

>>148462659
>You mind-break and fall in love with donovans cock
>Your waifu manifests but is forced to watch a large lazy eyed black man give you pleasure that she can't give

>>148462937
The OP states that I will definitely be happy with my waifu though. So if I do fall in love with his cock, so will my waifu and we'll have orgies 24/7.

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>>148460832
Alright, but surely there's a trick somewhere, it's too good to be true.

What's with all the donovan threads lately? Is it just one 12 year old who finds it incredibly funny?

>>148462989
What if my waifu is shit?

>>148462989
>Becoming a sissy cuck for the pursuit of happiness

Truly anon you deserve it more than anyone else.

>>148460832
Yes, doesn't state when I have to do it
after my waifu passes away and I soon after, he can cremate me and turn my ashes into a glass dildo and do whatever with my remains

>>148463050
But /a/ has always joked about donovan. For years. Are you new anon?

>>148460832
What if Donovan is my Husbando?

>>148463074
You've applied your meme words wrongly.

>>148463081
This.

Also found the lawyer/jew

>>148463081
You having wild sex with him implies you must be alive otherwise you can't do anything. So you'd best get your little white asshole ready anon.

>>148463109
Just wait. Its ITO posting season soon, and we have many new mods that will ban it on spot. Butthurt will be great

>>148460832
She already real in my heart.

>>148463180
How so? A cuck lets his wife fuck others. That anon would let his waifu fuck donovan. A sissy gets fucked by other men and that anon would fall in love with donovan's cock. So he'd be a sissy-cuck.

>>148463190
>implies you must be alive otherwise you can't do anything
>implies you must be alive
>implies
NYEEEEEEEH~
if it outright doesn't state it what can be done?
anything, stupid

I hope you're all ready for Donny's cummies

>>148463109
>for years
Yes, exactly. We've joked about Donovan maybe once per Berserk thread, for years. We never made 3 threads per day. It's an old joke already, if you push it so hard I just get sick of it.

>>148463234
Oh, I speed read and missed the last part of that cuck's post.

>>148463267
OP said you must have wild sex with him. That implies action on your part.

>>148460832
The real question is, what kind of being/organisation am I making a deal with here? How will they enforce the contract? What is the exact wording on it?

>>148463323
>implies
again, it doesn't outright state it

>>148463315
I haven't seen anything related to donovan in a week and I frequent this board quite a bit.

>>148463351
Lets not get into the particulars anon. All you need to know is that you must spread your anus for donovan in order for your waifu to really love you.

>>148463351
It's Donovan. He says everything's fair and square.

I would love getting ass fucked by Donovan to be honest. If it means one week of sex with him in order for him to fall in love with me that's perfect !

>>148463455
Why does donovan have the power to break time and space, and then create a being (presumably) much more powerful than him? Whats to stop him using said powers to void or manipulate the contract?

>>148461476
>get old
>he only likes his waifu because she's young

Disgusting.

>>148463353
From a couple of hours ago:
>>148447791
Older
https://boards.fireden.net/a/search/image/KGRhuySaLwQNT0execT6tQ/

>>148460832
Sure.
I'll top

>>148460832
>Say yes, donavan materializes over your shoulder with a scornful grin as his giant scarred hands firmly grip your shoulders before tearing your clothes off in a single violent jerking motion
>For the next week you spend your every waking moment serving him in one way or another, whenever you're not havin your ass split in twain or your throat filled to the brim with disgustingly thick yellow spunk you're making food or tending to his needs.
>The only thing that stops you from killing yourself is the knowledge that your waifu will be there waiting right at the end of it all
>You hate him so much, the way he slaps your ass when you turn around, how he forcefully kisses you with those giant sambo lips of his, how his huge hands caress your nipples and bring you to climax just to match his own orgasm.
>When the time finally comes you feel a strange and unexpected emptiness, Donovan refused to rape your ass that day and even asked you to eat with him instead of servicing his masculine cock
>He confesses that he's loved you from the moment he saw you, that even if he is a child raping negro, you'll always have a place in his heart
>Tears stream down your cheek and in a fit of anger and your relatively tiny hands pound his muscle bound chest to no effect
>He pulls you into a hug just as the sun begins to warp around the horizon
>You enjoy the moment as the shadows dance around your naked bodies. You take a deep breath and savor the fragrance of sweat and sperm
>His finely chiseled arms wrap around you and protect you from the cruel reality of life. Through the sobs he hums 'tell me why' and you break down.
>With the coming twilight you feel his presence grow weak. You try to mentally freeze time, to root yourself to the moment, but soon enough the humming disappears and you're left alone in your living room with only the stench of semen to remind you of his love
>You could never love an anime girl the way he loved you.
>Your love truly is like a truck.

>>148463397
But the answer is in the details, does "be happy together" mean predetermined fate? Mind alteration? Or what?

When is the week, is there anything stopping me from taking enough drugs to be unconscious for the entire thing? Can the time be split up? (A day a week for 7 weeks...)?

All of the interesting stuff is in the details

gambinoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>148463666
You know who else gives extra attention to little details? Satan.

>>148463555
>Actually tracking down donovan posts for a week

Why?

>>148463748
Because it took me 30 seconds to drag and drop OP's picture on fireden?

>>148463723
Exactly! So am I making a kind of godhand contract then? Or what have I just been contacted by the biblical devil? Does that mean god exists? Since when can satan create life, wasn't that gods shtick?

>>148463623
>Through the sobs he hums 'tell me why' and you break down

Goddamn why did I laugh?

>>148463623
Did you fap to that as you typed it anon?

>>148463555
That looks like its just a few posts over the past few days. I'm looking at some of them and its just some shitposting here and there. Nothing to throw a fit about anon.

anybody have that mike tyson prison rape copypasta?