>there are people on this board, this very moment, that would pick anyone other than Based Goddess
Explain yourselves
>>148361883
I'm a pedo.
>>148361883
I cannot handle her brain problems.
Aqua is high tier, anon.
>>148361883
I pick best girl and best goddess
Explosion loli is better.
Maso-tits is even better.
I don't get it either.
megumin is cute, funny and smart
aqua is average looking, and extremely dumb
pick your favorite goddess
>>148361883
Eris is better duh.
More iris when?
>>148362016
Stop posting, you flatchested mess
>>148361990
>Megameme
It's like you actually hate waifus
>>148361996
I'll take blue haired based goddess on tile 7, thanks.
>>148361996
Where is the Alpha Aqua menu option?
>>148362112
Eris is better, being flat is a plus. But I'm mad at the lack of iris in the ln, when will she show up again?
>>148362268
When she's getting bullied for being bad at her job, I guess.
>>148361883
Time to drink, eat, be merry and shit on bad konofus
Why aren't you smashed yet?
>>148362356
What? Her job is to study and grown a nice pair to marry kazuma onii-chan
>>148362546
>to marry kazuma onii-chan
take that back, pleb ranked goddess of flat
>>148362546
The ln volume that is coming out now is Iris centric, rejoice brother
>>148362616
Iris, not Eris, you cockmongler
Everyone knows Wiz is best girl
>>148362679
Sorry, I forget filler characters sometimes
>>148362701
KILL
THE
UNDEAD
>>148362701
Aqua fans,
Aqua fans everywhere
>>148362509
>implying
>>148362616
Finally.
>>148362616
You know I'm talking about iris right?
>>148362776
>Impure gravewhores everywhere
>>148362701
>>148362760
>Will never be as smart or as cute as a lich
>>148362848
grow into it, Megameme
>>148362726
>Filler
Kek
There are two volumes based on Iris, nigger
I want to go elbow deep in aqua's hair loop.
>>148362867
Megumin sure does grow into it
>>148362867
Post the disgusting one.
>>148362861
>You will never be as smart
n-no u
>you will never be as cute
You tried, you cold corpse, you tried
>>148361883
To be honest with Aqua's intelligence would it even be considered rape if I coerced her into sex?
>>148362934
Aqua is a top tier whore.
How do you think Azuma didn't die from hyperthermia in the barn? She is just an airhead and borderline retarded, but not ignorant of sex
>>148361883
I like my girls to at least have average intelligence.
>>148363116
>having a smart waifu
>having her being tsun and boring
>not having a retarded ass on legs that drinks, eat and fucks like a champ
Why do you hate yourself?
>>148361883
She snores
>>148361883
Aqua
>Fun
>Social
>Enabling
>Will drink with you and your friends
>Will eat mountains of ribs
>Not afraid of sex
>Will healslut
>Can be easily bullied
Darkness
>Pure Aryan
>Build like a racehorse
>Sexually deviant
>Best soaktank
>Can stand up for herself
>Willing to learn and adapt
Megumin
>EKSUBLOSHIOON
>Selfish
>Socially inept
>Odd
>Demon
Wiz
>Dead
>Cleavage filler
>Shy
>Afraid of confrontation
>Doormat
Choose carefully, /a/
There is a criminal lack of best girl in this thread
>>148363565
Yeah there is.
>>148363565
A best girl with 2 shits
>>148363565
>>148363640
these anons know.
Pure breed, alpha female a best
>>148363668
That is in fact a correct statement...
As I have said, Aqua is high tier.
However there is only one girl in this series that will dress up for you when you get home from chopping logs for silver coins all day.
Darkness is pure waifu material for the fact that she is a strong willed girl that wants to give into you.
>>148363757
Also, bodysuit and canon heartpupils. Like it was pretty much in the script that Darkness is for mortals of superior taste.
>>148363340
Aqua is definitely bro-tier, but Wiz is ultimate softness
>>148363757
well put, anon.
Aqua may be best buddy tier, but for wife and breeding material, noone beats Darkness.
I wanna party with Aqua!
>>148363903
n-no! Cleanse the grave dodgers
>>148363903
I can't decide
>>148363668
Come on man, Darkness and Aqua aren't that bad :-^)
>>148363965
I want to party with Aqua
And share stories
And drink beer
And eat food
And gamble
Andmake her blow waterfountains out of her asshole as a partytrick, when shes drunk
>>148363995
Oh be quiet and drink your tea.
>>148364022
This one
>>148363903
The hierarchy of softness in Konosuba as told by anon:
From the softest
Wiz
Megumin (younger, supple muscles cannot withstand a single spell)
Aqua (ass is FAT from poor diet of alcohol and chips but is skilled at running)
Darkness (Sturdy, solid toy, abs)
>>148364198
>>148363903
So how exactly does Wiz work? Is it an illusion or transformation effect?I can't handle Liches that aren't skeletons.
Best bro.
I'm drinking Aqua right now.
>>148361883
I like megumin.
flat chest
big booty
explosions
socially inept, but cute
>>148364315
Nobody knows, thats why they must be cleansedjust in case
>>148364318
>>148364278
I'd drink it
>>148364345
Megumin is foraoe clear and literally nothing else
>>148364426
I'd make her drink it
>>148364315
There's a reason whyher hair covers half her head
>>148364377
>Wanting to destroy the softest girl in the series
It's like you're some kind of homosexual
>>148364546
>coldest girl in the series
Its like you want to fuck a corpse anon
I like Aqua, she's fun. No Darkness for sure, but fun.
I have to wonder though, what could Kazuma have had instead of her. Any item. Like a book that gives him any magic spell of any level. A ring that lets him know when people are lying or telling the truth. A compass that points towards treasure. A cool hat that gives him perfect physical and mental health.
Aqua is fun, but damn nigga.
>>148364079
>>148363965
She's kind of a bummer afterwards though
>>148364442
i'll clear her aoe with a fat load.
>>148364491
Does it hide herpristine white skull with a single spark of red light in the eye socket?
>>148361914
/thread
>>148364673
>Not wanting to drunkenly pass out next to a complete mess of a goddess
>not grudgingly cleaning her face in the morning
>not eating unlimited hangover foods with her, and teaching Darkness to speedrun games
Its like you like penis instead of vagina, anon
>>148363340
Literally Megumin's only negative trait is selfish.
>>148364871
>wanting anything to do with agents of the netherrealms
I don't have shit taste anon
>>148364871
Her only negative trait is being a chunii, socially inept is one thing but when you have to be embarrassed by hearing someone speak that's the worst at least you can help with selfishness. Ya can't fix chunii you can only hope they stop at some point
I'm a sucker for chuuni. Even that literal retard from the chuuni show.
>>148364950
>>148365046
You are picking wrong.
Megumin doesn't have potential for either being a fun/tolerable companion or having the physical attributes of a mother. She is living on borrowed time untill she exits her teens.
Her greatest asset is her comas, where you can abuse her butthole without her resisting.
>>148361883
It's hard to like someone who squander their money like that.
Best hardcore pervert checking in
>>148365141
Well if you're looking for a devoted wife to bear your children then Darkness is the obvious choice. Where does that leave Aqua?
>>148361883
His life would be infinitely better without her
>>148365168
Shut up, Ishmael
>>148361883
there's nothing based about her
>>148361996
I'll take the caged one.
>>148365194
Darkness is for breeding healthy children. And for hurting violently during sex.
Aqua is for a lifelong companion, romantically and otherwise, that will entertain you in every aspect of your life.
Just finished this show an hour ago.
What a fun trip. It's been a while since I've seen something that was this goddamn fun.Aqua a baka.
>>148365251
good choice anon
>>148362999
I want to punish her ass with my penis
>>148365293
Aqua's antics make the show for me. Can't wait for season 2.
>>148365301
>>148364950
>>148365046
As someone who plays tabletop stuff, the idea of making a fubar character who blows all of their mana in one fuckawesome spell and cannot move until they rest is tantalizing.
I think I am going to do this soon.
>>148365389
Have you ever crafted your own game/ruleset? If so, try and do it with Dungeon Meshi. I want to play the fuck out of a pen and paper version of that.
>>148365457
Yeah, the main one my friends and I do is a homebrew based loosely on 3.5e.
It would be really damn easy to make a Megumin-style character.
Of course I'd probably get murdered, my friends can be a little harsh as DMs, but it's all in good fun.
I'll consider making a Dungeon Meshi thing. I've got some old college roommates visiting in a month specifically to play our homebrew for an entire weekend.
>>148365606
I was having a chat with my mate. /a/ and /tg/ did some theorycrafting back when Meshi released, and we sort of simplified it. So you use 3.5 or 4.0 yeah, then custombuild it and make it so all the skillsets are cookingrelated, and when you get an ingredient of some rarity, and you manage to cook a dish out of it, you get a buff that lasts for [x] amount.
So there's not really a level system, but it forces the players to try new recipes and explore/gather ingredients.
Haven't tried it, but could be fun
>>148363340
I'll be taking a living corpse today please.
>>148365832
w-why
They are slugs
>>148364614
Do you not?
>>148361883
She's not even the best goddess.
>>148366041
Atleast she doesnt pad the meters :^)
>>148366041
this flatchested clusterfuck again
Your padded bra is confiscated now
>>148361883
Did Aqua plan out the whole afterlife adventure thing from the very start just to make pathedic MC happy?
>>148366140
>did Aqua plan anything at all throughout the existence of time
no. But she doesnt regret it.
>>148366140
You overestimate her by this muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccch.
>>148366140
Did you miss the part where she was bawling her eyes when they hadn't even been in the isekai for a minute?
Eris is best girl and only goddess worth worshiping.
>inb4 muh pads
Pads are fine too.
>>148361883
I like smart girls. Aqua is not smart. Therefor she's not very attractive to me.
>>148366594
Aqua may not have a high int stat, but her wisdom is through the roof!
>>148366479
>pads are fine too
pads are a crime and whoever wears them need beating not treating
>>148361883
I'm Aqua Cult so I don't have to explain shit. There is nothing I want more in my life then to live with Damegami, spoil her rotten,getting irresponsibly wasted and having silly drunk sex with Aqua-sama
>>148366594
confiscate the pads
>>148363565
Old and busted. Someone post the Vol 10 cover
>>148363340
Megumin is easily bullied too, and when she casts her magic she essentially turns into a living onahole.
I will adopt the entire Crimson Demon clan and raise them to be proper ladies.
>>148367397
>ywn treat Aqua to a mountain of ribs and unlimited flagons of beer then have drunken rowdy sex with her in a barn
Is there actually any reason to live on?
>>148367755
>turning semen feasting demons into proper ladies
Dream big anon, it's admirable.
>>148363757
that's some nice
KNIGHTWEAR
she's got there.
>>148368252
>female knights
oh my
>>148368056
>>148368353
>/demonic/
>>148368562
/explosive/
It's time.
>>148368562
Crimson Demons are good girls.
this thread took a fast turn towards the wrong element, to be very quite honest family senpais
>>148367965
>You will never drunkenly cuddle with Aqua in a haystack and squeeze closer together for warmth
What does Megumin or Darkness have? Chemistry? Fulfillment? No, this is the deciding factor; sloppy drunk bed antics.
I want to penetrate a Crimson Demon's cervix and EXPLODE directly into her womb and fertilize her eggs with my seed.
>>148368968
>I want to penetrate a 13 year old
Seek help
>>148369022
>I don't want to impregnate prime pussy
Murder yourself.
>>148369050
I think that is called 'suicide', senpai
>>148368968
>>148368965
F U N
U
N
is the deciding factor.
Darkness is pretty and breedable, and a deviant. But she would bore you in the end, right?
Megumin is charming because of her ona-hola mode, and her irrational belief in herself.
All those traits would wear off in the lenght, were aqua would keep being fun, both as a mate and a fuckbuddy
>>148368965
Megumin IS Kazuma. They are opposite sides of the same scum coin.
>>148369022
>age is somehow a factor to me
when did you last have your tourist visa renewed?
>>148361883
She's stinky, loud, dumb, has cellulite in her butt and she thinks she's all the shit
>>148369089
Crimson Demons are sexy.
SEXY
>>148369273
Dont you have some skellingtons to raise, Wiz?
>>148369302
Crimson demons are slutty and lewd
L E W D
>>148369378
Crimson Demons are pure and innocent.
I N N O C E N T
>>148369302
>>148369378
its okay, best girl can protect worst girl
>>148369594
Why would Megumin protect Aqua?
>>148361883
Just finished watching this for the first time a few days ago, it ends rather abruptly.
>>148369619
Why would Megameme do anythingg but blow up the party and pass into a coma because
>EKSUBLOSHUION
Truly an overrated slut demon.
>>148369668
I thought so too, but as far as I can tell it's not meant to have a strong plot so it's okay. Got some good laughs at least.
>>148369694
Why are Aquafags so autistic? It's almost like it's the same guy every thread.
>>148369668
Yeah it does, but it has a bunch of mangas and LN. Also season 2 confirmed for february. I plan on cryofreezing for 6 months
>>148369668
Because it adapts 2 out of 9 novels.
>>148369723
>aqua fans being autistic
>megameme fans operating on Sonic levels
>>148369775
>fans
I rest my case.
>>148368850
That moment was so weird and out of place. They literally strip down to nothing.
>>148369806
I stole your image.
>>148369827
They wanted to save Kazuma's life and he wanted to see 2 embarassed lolis fight for their clothes.
>>148369957
>lolis
You you are an idiot.
>>148361883
>>148361940
>>148361953
Is Aqua dumb enough to be tricked into believing drinks alcohol with her butt would be a cool party trick for her to perform in front of people?
>>148369985
>13 year olds aren't lolis
>>148369957
I understand that, but it was still weird.
>>148370060
13 year olds aren't lolis, they are bishoujos.
>>148370056
To do an acohol enema? Yes, yes she is.
>>148370056
easily. You tell her its an exclusive trick, but highly appreciated by patrons in the guild.
She would pour wine in her butthole, and shot purified water out and be proud of it.as she should be
>>148370180
Would you drink her butt wine?
>>148370246
No.
I wouldmake Darkness drink it, and make her watch me do all the things she wants, to the goddess
>>148370307
>not making Megumin drink it all
>>148370394
Megumin can drink a manapot and recover from her oniihole state.
Darkness can be bullied via Aqua
>>148370394
Megumin is for romantic sex in missionary position while holding hands with lights off, not your depraved fantasies.
>>148370491
Megumin is for spiking drinks and enducing lewd demon state
>>148370491
>Megumin is for romantic sex
>>148370478
>oniihole
>>148370563
Megumeme is for brutal exploitation of coma state, nothing else-
Afterwards, Im gonna wipe my dickin her hatand make Aqua wear it
Megumin is for princess carrying home when she enters coma state, not your disgusting fantasies you degenerates.
>>148370774
Carry her just right.
>>148370774
>Carry her
Okay anon
>>148366041
My nigga. Big Boss is best girl
Who is the strongest of the core four?
Obviously
Megumin
>hits like a truck and kills nearly everything, but its a one trick pony.
>Aqua
is an actual goddess and can most of the times solo quests, she's just too stupid to do it
>Darkness
can literally soak hits from endgame bosses, and seems to have a voice of reason about her, when she isnt horny.
>Kazuma
Nothing to say, average MC, but god tier luck
>whichpartytrickwould you make Aqua do to entertain you?
>>148365293
For me was the opposite I just finished it and what a piece of shot I expected /a/ have shit taste as always but this series was a waste of my time I want my 4-5 hours back /a/ fuck you and your tasteless anons
>>148373469
Ass to ass.
tfw your waifu is a side character
>>148373712
You too anon?
>>148373617
ass to ass with megumin? IUt would be a boring, dragged out show.
Ass to ass with would be something to behold though
>>148373914
Literally anchor breasts.
Just gonna ask this here too.
I only now got around to playing the game from the BDs but is the game over after you beat dullaha? I can't seem to move the plot forward after that.
>>148361940
CANNOT CONTAIN MY DICK HNNNNG
>>148374004
>litteralt best breasts
>>148374677
Shes too much of a running joke, the author has the subtlety of a blunt axe.
>oh I just spell my fantasies out loud all day every day because thats normal during battles
>>148361883
Aqua=Darkness>Megumin
>>148361883
I like blondes with big boobs.
if she's not wearing any pantsu, what kind of view does Kazuma have here?
>>148376145
A better one than Katsuragi, that's for sure.
>>148376145
>that megumin's hand
Holyshit deen, top kek
>>148376145
Kazuma is sexually castrated because he wished for a Goddess.
>>148361883
Because i like my women fit, sturdy and lewd.
Aqua a shit.
>>148376641
relax, she's making a fist while wearing black fingerless gloves.
>>148361883
It's criminal that they didn't include the used goddess song in the OST.
>>148362016
Move over for bestest goddess.
>>148377265
I don't mind if they're pads!
>>148361883
Bad personality, seriously only good for bully and rape
I'd be more inclined to spend any money on her if she didn't just waste it all the fucking time.
>>148377327
>tfw you will never remove her pads to reveal the DFC behind them
why even live?
>>148361996
Slimy Aqua is cutest Aqua.
All the konosuba girls are best when smug.
>>148377648
Aqua is a treasure trove of reaction images
Aqua is shit.
Megumin a best.
>>148361883
Aqua is too dumb for my taste.