Is this really a japanese breakfast? What the fuck?
Jap niggas be bulkin
>>148342805
What do you eat for breakfast? I see nothing wrong here.
What the fuck is that sauce over the rice
>>148342886
Bacon, grits, eggs, and some toast.
>>148342886
Biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs with cheese and ham, and coffee. Mid-morning snack is cottage cheese with fruit.
This is gonna make me fat.
>>148342886
This. That looks good. I think that's
>Salmon steak with teriyaki sauce
>Miso soup
>Natto on rice (kind of an acquired taste. The smell of natto can be a bit pungent, but it apparently tastes delish. Never got the chance to try it though)
>Tofu
>Some fruit slices at the bottom, i think?
>>148342886
Oats and about 500mL of milk
>>148343133
>Some fruit slices at the bottom, i think?
Pickled daikon.
>>148343213
>not 1L of milk per meal
Never gonna make it
>>148342886
energy drink and some vitamins
>no bagel breakfast sammies
Get some everything bagels, then toast them. Put plain cream cheese on both sides, then put a slice of Colby jack or cheddar on one. Next, cook 2 strips of bacon and cut them in half and arrange them as a square on the bagel with cheese. Last, get a large flat pan and scramble 1 egg. Cook the scrambled egg as you would a pancake or a crêpe. Lift it off the pan and fold it in half twice, then put it on the bagel. Put the other half of the bagel on top to complete your breakfast sammie.
So delicious!
I think it comes from the time when people only eat two meals.
Left or right?
>>148342886
3 scoops
No. Most japs just eat cup noodles or some other shit.
>>148342886
Coffee and cigarettes.
>>148342886
Fruits
That rice in pour souce is YAMAIMO.But we usually don't use it when eat rice with main dish.This case fish.And this fish salmon maybe.I don't know what souce
>>148343530
cawfee
>>148342936
raw egg
>>148343530
Left. If I have to choose between toasts and salmon with rice than salmon it is.
>>148342805
>>148342886
Chocolate milk, PBJ sandwiches and a bowl of frosted flakes with strawberry yoghurt. If your breakfast has anything but sugar and carbs, you're doing it wrong.
It was a shock to me how large the Japanese breakfast is. Normally I really don't eat any breakfast...
Pictured plus miso soup and rice was the normal serving at a ryokan.
>>148342886
Coffee and cold pizza.
>>148344304
>that much black pepper on egg and not a bit of dried chili and not 'italian herb' mix
>that much onion on tofu
>>148344513
I wouldn't say those are large portions.
>>148342886
I don't eat breakfast it always made me nauseous in the morning. I rather sleep in a bit more instead.
>eating breakfast
>>148342886
I skip breakfast and lunch and have 2 dinners instead.
Then have a snack at night.
>>148344582
This, if i eat too much on the breakfast, then i can't lunch
At best, i drink a sip of coffee or eat a slice of bread
>>148344576
Not necessarily if you're used to eating breakfast. I'm not.
Here's another morning.
>>148342886
I'm going to bed while everyone have their breakfast.
>>148344722
What the fuck they eat the shell of an egg?
>>148344722
JC. Is that millet swimming in the butter?
Or just rice with egg?
>>148344765
That's clearly the trash stacker
>>148344808
>>148344765
The raw egg is for the rice.
>>148344877
Why not throw it away the shell before serving? Seems kind of odd to keep it there just to throw it away later.
>>148344906
Yeah, was a bit spooked but then remembered that dairy ain't that common in japland.
>>148344661My nigga
>>148344963
Maybe its to give the guest a more breakfast like feel when you open your own egg. And you could produce more trash while eating I guess when something just doesn't suit your taste and stuff.
>>148342886
This >>148343213
Who's got the time during the morning to cook a breakfast like in OP's pic?
>>148342936
American Semen
>>148343440
Mmm. Kippers for breakfast!
>>148345039
It doesn't take that much time.
>>148345027
Yes but they will force you to eat green peppers.
>>148345106
What's wrong with green peppers?
>>148345069
Anything longer than driving up to the take out window takes too long for us murikans
>>148344722
That looks like a pretty large portion to me. I usually eat maybe a quarter of that.
>>148345146
Nothing but seems in Japan its like broccoli to them for kids.
>>148345171
I've been in those take out lines, it takes forever in the mornings. It would be quicker to cook yourself.
>>148345069
B-But the traffic
>>148342886
A muffin and some tea.
>>148345220
Not if you go to some place other than McDonalds, at least around here. There's usually 1 other person if that
>>148345201
Broccoli is delicious too, I never understood the meme to hate on it or spinach .
>>148343530
Right. Who the fuck eats fucking fish for breakfast?
>>148342886
The fluids of an unripe child.
>>148345304
>Who the fuck eats fucking fish for breakfast?
I do.
>>148344513
I will never understand those shin-high tables.
>>148345304
I would, gladly.
But it's mostly porridge, sadly.
>>148344722
>>148344513
>>148344304
jap food irl is fucking gross
>>148345304
I do, it's the breakfast of champions
>>148342886
Greek yogurt with a little bran cereal or granola mixed into it.
>>148345290
Not really into eating it raw but steamed broccoli with a bit of salt sprinkled on top is absolutely god-tier.
>>148345290
I don't really care for it. The only time I can eat the stuff if its covered in some type of sauce or cheese. Eating it with nothing is kind of bland. Boiled asparagus is probably my favorite but it makes your pee smell weird.
>>148344722
Look at all those fucking dishes just for breakfast. I thought Japs were supposed to be conservative.
>>148344963
A couple of reasons I can think of.
Of course there's the small feeling of premium that you get to crack the egg yourself. Also the table was set a bit before we arrived, so it stays more fresh that way. Finally, they like to have designated small cups for everything.
>>148345377
It's very different but delicious.
There was nothing I didn't like, really. Even natto was OK for me.
Here's one more breakfast photo from that place.
>>148342886
Glass of milk and a pain au chocolat or croissant. Or cereals.
Can't stomach fucking rice or fish after waking up.
>>148345529
What a fucking waste of dishes.
>>148345334
>>148345376
>>148345401
Fucking coastalfags.
>>148345304
Who wouldn't? The only barrier is wealth. If you get it fresh enough and soak it in salt water, you can even eat it raw. It's just lean protein. Nothing better.
>>148345401
One (1) Rotted fish carcass
Two (2) Eggs sunny side up
One (1) Scoop of ice cream
One (1) indiscernable blob in the background
>>148345529
I fucking hate cucumbers everyone always tries to put in their dish ruining the taste. Funny enough I am okay with pickles.
>>148345695
I'm the same. Fuck cucumbers.
>>148345695
>>148345723
A word of note, they're not just cucumber slices, they're pickled cucumber slices.
Japanese like to pickle a lot of things.
>>148342886
Yogurt, fruits and oats with honey.
Look, Japanese breakfast is pretty coolio, I been there, it was a nice, refreshing taste.
But fuck, skip breakfast and stuff yourself with a brunch dim sum and congee, nothing is better than that.
Chinks are masters of food.
>>148345767
So its sort of pickle but not totally? I wouldn't eat it regardless unless they did the whole process. Pickled cauliflower is pretty good though.
>>148345767
If only there was a word for "pickled cucumbers".
Yeah, Japan is the only place where I ate pickles pickles for breakfast.
Which is... surprisingly ok.
>>148345529
I'm assuming those fluffy cake like things are egg? Love that stuff.
>>148344661
>skip the most important meal of the day
>eat twice before bed
You have the worse possible diet
>>148346136
It's called a Tamagoyaki you cur.
>>148345529
Are you supposed to eat that huge leaf?
>>148343530
weebs are gonna weeb, westeeboos are gonna west
>>148346224
r-right, I try to stay away from anything I don't already know.
>>148345849
Yeah. Their way of doing fluffy, sweet rolled omelette is just too delicious. Should learn that recipe. It's quite oily though, so not very healthy.
>>148346233
It's decoration. Some types of leaves are intended for eating, (e.g. shiso leaf) but not that one.
>>148346233
No you fucking idiot
>>148345304
Okay, anon, here's your breakfast for tomorrow.
Go get:
- a bag of frozen smoked haddocks (a haddock is a type of cod; they might be called that where you are). You can also use salmon, but that's not really very authentic
- a pack of eggs
- a bag of rice (basmati, or any long-grain)
- a tub of curry powder. Not the cheap stuff, but still as yellow and as Victorian as you can get it
- an onion
- half a lemon
- some butter
- fresh parsley
Now:
- boil a haddock in a frying pan with a cup of water, until it's nice. Fish the haddock out, save the water. At the same time, hard-boil two eggs, and dice the onion. You want the yolks set, but not destroyed. Don't use the same pan as the haddock, or you'll get chicken shit in your haddock.
- Wipe the frying pan, and fry the onion in butter. When it's softish, whack in a tablespoon of curry powder, and give it a minute to cook out.
- Now add a cup of rice, and the haddock-water, stir, and cook on a low heat with a lid until the rice is done. While this is going on, flake the haddock up, squeeze the lemon half, finely-chop the parsley, and quarter the eggs.
- When the rice is done, toss in the haddock and eggs, some more butter, and the lemon and parsley.
- Leave it on the lowest heat you've got for another five minutes to amalgamate all the flavour, check seasoning with salt and pepper, and serve.
>>148346317
>Yeah. Their way of doing fluffy, sweet rolled omelette is just too delicious.
Isn't it just a normal omelette? Just with a little more milk, and then folded once one side is cooked?
I agree it looks more fancy
>>148343133
>>148343440
natto is pretty gross senpai
>>148346386
Nah, look up tamagoyaki. It's multiple layers of omelette fried one upon another. They use a special square-shaped pan for it.
>>148342886
Nothing. I always skip breakfast because my lifestyle is pretty shit.
>>148342886
Cocoa and baguette, for the last 20 years
This type of breakfast is why Japanese aren't as hueg as us Murikin
>>148346224
Tamagoyaki literally means fried egg, you smartass
>>148346625
But wheres the protein?
>>148346686
Not the same guy but no shit its a fried egg but the way they do it is different then your normal means of making it.
>>148346233
Don't knock it til you try it.
>>148346686
No, it literally means "egg that has been altered through the application of high heat".
>>148346686
It refers to specific egg dish instead of the general fried egg.
>>148345529
The fucking leaf triggers me. You're not supposed to put inedible stuff on a plate.
>>148342805
>What the fuck?
Same. Way too much food for breakfast. My stomach would get upset.
>>148347046
B-but decorations anon
>>148347046
Tamales does the same thing people try to eat the leaf or husk of it.
>2016
>eating animal products
Eat your vegetables, kids
>>148347260
exactly it is 2016 and we have already fuck'd the world beyond saving. So stop being a faggot and indulge in earthly delights,and eat some meat.
>>148342886
I'd imagine most of the anons would skip breakfast due to their unhealthy lifestyle.
>>148342805
What are you on the Ethiopian diet or something?
I've actually started doing that raw egg on rice thing. If you make rice beforehand, it's a super fast start to the day.
Warm up a bowl of rice, crack two raw eggs into it, add soy sauce, eat. Tastes great, nice protein.
>>148347477
I'm American and that's about three times too much to eat for breakfast.
>>148347384
Breakfast being important is a myth.
It doesn't matter what time of day you east.
>>148347046
>being retarded
It's only a problem if you don't know it's inedible.
>>148347524
Won't eating raw eggs give you salmonella, or did my mom lie to me?
>>148347540
Having breakfast gives you essential energy to go through the day.
If you miss breakfast, you're pretty fucked and won't be able to work/study efficiently for the rest of the day.
That is, if you have the normal life. If you're one those NEETs who sleeps at morning at wake up at night then breakfast doesn't really matter much.
>>148347641
>Won't eating raw eggs give you salmonella
lmao t b h
>>148347641
Eggs will give you a lot of things, they're one of the most unhealthy things you can consume.
>>148342886
2 eggs cooked in a variable manner, and a piece of toast or bagel.
I only have 3 or more dishes if I'm having a brunch and plan on only having a snack between then and dinner
>>148347534
You probably over eat dinner. Breakfast like this is meant to be enjoyed over an hour at least.
I can't waiting breakfast.
>>148347748
Who the hell has an hour to eat breakfast?
>>148347641
if they're infected with salmonella to begin with
fresh eggs from a good source are fine, and if the rice is fresh out of the cooker it will cook the egg somewhat
>>148347822
You can't write in proper english either.
>>148347700
"Normal" life patterns are different depending on the person.
Some people can't eat breakfast, it makes them feel sluggish, there's literally no reason to force yourself to eat if you don't want to, they prefer to eat at lunch.
There's no set lifestyle nor set eating times that will magically make you healthier, people have to organize that according to their needs and comfort.
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day is a myth.
>>148347866
People who don't work on Sundays. Just as the founding fathers intended.
>>148347157
>>148347175
Well it's become a rule in modern western cuisine to not serve on the plate anything that can't be eaten and it agrees with my aesthetics.
>>148347748
>wake up
>shower
>get dressed
>spend an hour cooking a 5 course meal
>spend an hour eating it
>drive to work
>get fired for being late
>>148346699
In the milk. I just believe in SUGARS.
>>148344722
How are you supposed to grab that rice with chopsticks? Does it still hold together? Seems like it'd all fall apart
>>148348022
Sticky rice is easy to hold with chopsticks, yes.
>>148342886
Oatmeal with raisins, granola, banana, sunflower seeds, cinnamon, and honey.
>>148347641
In America, yes; in Europe and Asia, no.
Outside of America, there's accreditation schemes that enforce hygienic conditions for chickens and egg processing, and salmonella vaccination.
>>148347980
That's just a thing in America because Americans are so dumb and fat that they'll try and eat anything on a plate.
>>148347477
I eat three eggs,but only the albumen with water and juice, maybe a slice of ham. Who the fuck eats this much?
>>148348022
No idea. I will never understand why the Nips still use primitive tools to eat with. I mean, they're literal fucking sticks.
>>148343530
toast and marmalade is boring as fuck. left easy.
but if i could choose i'd get oatmeal porridge with jam and milk over rice and salmon.
>>148348110
Nothing to comment on that.
>>148347641
Only if you live in a place where eggshells aren't sanitized before being sold. Most of Europe or any third world country.
>>148347980
>Well it's become a rule in modern western cuisine to not serve on the plate anything that can't be eaten
Bull-fucking shit.
>>148342886
>>148348225
He said modern anon. Not some bible thumping nonsense that is.
>>148348230
>buying into the soylent scam
>>148348225
Bones don't count you moron.
>>148348141
that's a typical $8-12 meal at any low tier 'merican breakfast chain restaurant e.g. bob evans/perkins/dennys
generally fat people finish the entire thing
>>148348230
Nice choice, Anon
>>148347980
I remember a time when pineapples were fucking decorations until someone stabbed it with a knife
>>148348180
>Only if you live in a place where eggshells aren't sanitized before being sold.
This is a popular misconception.
You should never wash eggs (only wipe them), because eggshells are not impermeable (if they were, the chick would suffocate), and wetting them washes toxins and bacteria into the egg.
>>148348225
Bones are technically edible, just kinda dangerous if they are too big or with odd shapes.
>>148348361
>ready to drink food with coffee
What?
>>148348309
>being a foodslave
>>148348180
wrong. EU vaccinate and have cleaner living for chickens. you're FAR more likely to get it in America (protip: america is 3rd world)
>>148348313
I bet inedible bits of plants don't count either, huh?
>>148348180
Good. Enjoy your bacteria infections and poor immune systems. Hopefully that will kill you all off before socialism takes over the rest of us.
>>148348230
is that back in stock yet?
>>148348417
>Murrika
>>148348414
I bet you've eaten a few "bones" in your life, faggot.
>>148348465
>inedible
If it can be chewed, it can be eaten.
>>148348511
>inventing things is bad as long as it feeds the steriotype
>>148342886
I go to sleep at 4am, wake up at 12, and don't eat a meal until 4-5
>>148348414
>Cathedrals are technically edible, just kinda dangerous if they are too big or with odd shapes.
>>148348225
I had more high end stuff on mind. The breakfast >>148345529 posted looks more luxurious than the japanese equivalent of a steak house meal. Also, inedible parts on food are different than inedible decorations.
>>148348515
>If it can be chewed, it can be eaten.
Mmmm, yummy.
>>148348493
Just ordered some.
>>148348406
>What are pasteurized eggs
Nobody is talking about cleaning eggs with soap, that's retarded
>>148348515
>If it can be chewed, it can be eaten.
By that logic, you should eat the basket too, huh?
>>148348462
Most of Europe isn't as developed as you think it is
>>148348225
Bones are part of the food. Nobody intentionally put them there for decoration.
Why do people love wasting their time by arguing over semantics?
>>148348405
>buy pineapple
>grocer cuts off the top
>"Don't you wanna bring the top part home?"
>"For what?"
>"You can plant it."
>feel like an idiot because I didn't know how pineapples are grown
>bring it home and plant it
Thank you for your attention.
>>148348576
>he doesn't chisel off a piece of the Sistine Chapel's foundation for his first meal every day
>>148348406
>wetting them washes toxins and bacteria into the egg.
it is not immediate,
After washing it a little you should immediately wipe it and break it
>>148348647
>a whole cob
chop it up in smaller pieces and no problem
>>148348675
but that is what americans do. they clean the protective layer from the egg shells, that is why they refrigerate eggs in america.
>>148348725
most of america isnt as smart as you think it is
>>148348647
>>148348714
Not chewable things, retards. Apply yourselves.
>>148348421
>>148348361
>>148348230
Are you by any chance a former speedrunner who now believes he's a girl?
>>148348405
And after that they became a thing and for a time made their way into every dish.
>>148348741
Pineapples don't grow on trees?
>>148348813
No I'm a grad student who can't cook.
>>148348421
Enjoy being hospitalized due to ingestion of mold and algae toxin while funding hipster conartists that can't be assed to have humans on-site to perform quality control or basic sanitation.
I would love grilled fish for breakfast.
>>148342886
Fried eggs
Bacon
Can of Coke Zero
>American breakfast
>>148342886
A sandwich
>>148348820
fuck that cunt, ananas on pizza is the best and i've survived more winters than her.
>>148348830
well they are not really like a tree, google and you will know
>>148348741
Not worth it. It takes 3 years to bare a fruit.
>>148348830
Bushes, anon.
>>148348830you're confusing them with coconuts anon
>>148348902
>ananas
Euro detected.
>>148348862
how does it feel to have bad parents?
>>148348902
because it is lethal to children
>>148342886
Pretty much nothing usually. Eating early in the morning makes me feel sick for some reason so I either wait for lunch or eat a granola bar a few hours after I get up.
>>148348779
>most of america isnt as smart as you think it is
Nobody thinks that though
>>148348877
>>148348955
don't you have to go to the supermarket, foodcucks?
>>148348980
What the fuck is that shit?
>>148348951
(almost) everyone except bongs and burgers call them that.
>>148348967
children that young should not be eating solids anyway.
>>148348902
I like it too, but I don't like that many pizza places have very few other ingredients on those pizzas and you have to pay extra to cater to your tastes.
>>148349017
dont you have to go to the fastfoodmarket, fatcuck?
>>148348141
It's supposed to be a once in a while thing when you go out to eat for breakfast, probably better for a brunch. The times I've done it I would have a very light dinner and no lunch. The problem is too many eat like this regularly.
>>148348675
>>What are pasteurized eggs
A specialty product that basically doesn't exist outside of commercial catering and care homes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasteurized_eggs#Pasteurized_shell_eggs
You're not going to be able to find these things in Wal Mart.
I think you might be thinking of pasteurised egg products, i.e. those tetra-paks of pasteurised eggwhite you can use for baking.
>>148348675
>Nobody is talking about cleaning eggs with soap, that's retarded
Actually, that's exactly what American manufacturers do*, because:
- American farms are lax and filthy
- American consumers are terrified of doody, and prefer a product that actually endangers their health over one that doesn't but looks like it might
* https://www.davidwolfe.com/refrigerating-eggs-america/
>>148349072
>not enjoying your $100-pizza
>>148348980
That's a very antisocial plant.
>>148348910
I got time.
Grocer said there was some dude that bought them in bulk and was gonna plant em all.
>>148348910
So?
In the meantime you have a houseplant.
>>148349084
Nope, I get all my nutrition shipped to my doorstep. Feels good living in the future.
>>148349136
soul plant of /b/ ?
>>148349072
what kind of fucked up place do you live where they dont have price groups for number of ingredients?
hawaii here is ham and pinapple, if you add 2 regular ingredients it costs the same as the other pizzas with 4 ingredients.
ps. add banana and curry to your hawaii
>>148342886
Half gallon of milk and some fruit
>>148348813
no but he does so much reading and so much research and nobody even knows about it
>>148349210
>The nutritional value printed on the label is false
>Even the company that makes it says that using as a full replacement for all food is a bad idea
>>148347477
All I can see here is are just Fats, Carbs and Sugar. No wonder you fatfucks are fatfucks.
>>148349210
we have that service for regular groceries here.
>>148349233
Kek, the edge
the unripe flesh, thorns and leaves can have toxic effects. This is due to the enzyme bromelain, which is used as a meat tenderizer and is considered very low in toxicity.
>>148348980
/ck/ is leaking again.
>>148349324
dont forget that it eats you back
>>148349317
Leave Fats out of this. Ironically they're not what makes you fat. France and Switzerland can attest to this.
>>148349317
I see 3 different sources of protein. What the fuck are you looking at?
>not making all the shit yourself including pizza and burgers
>>148349460
>not processing your protein to remove all fat that comes along with it
>>148349505
So long as you remember to de-grease your pizza.
>>148349460
americans have syrup on their bacon and sugar in their pancakes. plus there's tons of sugar in the juice (main offender). it's a bad mix.
juice is bad in the morning anyway cus it's slightly acidic which fucks with your newly woken body.
>tfw I'm making carbonara tonight
Only thing that makes me forget that tomorrow is Monday.
>>148345054
Back for breakfast.
>>148345529
how much did it cost for your stay there?
>>148349587
But it's Thanksgiving tomorrow.
>>148349579
t. coffee faggot
>>148349577
Nah, fuck it.
why wouldn't i just have four eggs with white rice and have the best of both worlds
why wouldn't i eat whatever the fuck i have available in my fridge for breakfast
stop being picky with your food and appreciate sustenance you fucking ingrates
>>148342886
Canned coffee and cigarettes.
Every morning.
>>148349579
>have syrup on their bacon
no one does this
except those memers that cook a pound of bacon, cover it in chocolate, slap it on a donut and call it an epic meal
>>148349400
>/ck/ is educating
fixed.
>>148349697
Why is there a hedgehog in your food?
>>148349661
But I'm not an americlap.
>>148349697
Is that a fucking avocado?
>>148349635
Stop what?
>>148342886
>>148349577
>>148349674
no i prefer oatmeal porridge or yoghurt with müsli
>>148349773
Canadian.
>>148349699
>four eggs
Enjoy your cholesterol, ignorant Amerifat.
>>148342936
yummy?
>>148349773
That's not our Thanksgiving.
>>148349752
I ain't complainin, /ck/ leaks pretty much to any other board and it's always comfy.
>>148349797
stop ruining pizza.
and that guy is retarded because he didnt cut the underside of the potato flat. should put him in an infomercial
>>148349697
some nigger with an afro trying to steal your fries man
>If I eat enough grease some of it will get to the cholesterol in my arteries and lube it up so my heart will work good
>>148349894
>>148349894
Who are you quoting?
Are you trying to say eggs are bad for you?
>>148349793
Oven fried potatoes.
>>148349894
You have to reply to a post for your shitpost to be taken seriously. Apply yourself.
>>148349931
you have to go back
>>148349797
it is a retarded design
>>148342936
>>148344258
No
It's tororo (grated yam).
>>148349959
¿ǝɹǝɥʍ ʞɔɐq
>>148349818
The irony is too rich. Not only is this patently false and misleading but the questionable lypid hypothesis spread because the US or more accurately the USDA shilled it hard.
>>148349811
>>148349845
Oh, sorry, but I'm not Canadian either.
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/HfJc-iafnlI
>>148345377
>has never eaten Japanese food
>says it's gross
You can keep eating your Whoopers and BigNigs.
This is the best thread on /a/ right now.
>>148342886
Waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage, and cereal
>>148349797
>Specialized kitchen tool
>It just does the same thing you can do with a knife
Every time.
>>148343213
>he fell for GOMAD
>>148350081
>talk about jap food to colleague
>all they know is cheap shitty ass sushi
>>148349855
Don't you go around telling Ja/ck/ how to cook, bud.
>>148350184
jesus christ
>>148350170
I'm not typically a food snob, but I am a big sushi snob. I can't stand when someone recommends me a shitty sushi restaurant and tries to claim it's good. No, your "fast food" sushi is not "good" sushi. No, your owned-by-a-Chinaman "Japanese" restaurant with random non-Japanese food on the menu is not good sushi. No, California, Dragon, Rainbow, whatever bullshit Americanized shit is not good sushi.
>>148350184
So uh, what's wrong here? Needed to add some milk or something first? A deeper bowl?
>>148350117
>milk and pizza
i can already hear my bowels overturning
>>148350184
Please do not post that fat fucktard here.
There's a reason his shit isn't allowed in /ck/ anymore.
Thank you for also killing Ramsayposting too.
>>148350299
using a fucking powered mixer instead of your hands.
>>148350308
>not having superior viking genes and be lactose tolerant
>>148350117
Fuck sake, that school had pepperoni?
All I ever got back then was cheese.
>>148349818
>eggs cause high cholesterol
Gee whiz, let's just repeat every debunked myth from a time when diet science was primarily based on conjecture.
>>148350366
>>148350299
or a fork or something if you dont like messy hands.
>>148350366
i'm lactose tolerant, i grew up on genuine fresh milk, the problem is the combination.
>>148350354
Ja/ck/ will live through cooking threads of all kinds on all boards.
>>148350292
what's the mark of "good" sushi?
Hello /a/, you guys hungry?
>>148350498
FUCK OFF DAMN IT.
>>148350499
only way to know it is still fresh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HkLMSSkW9g
>>148350499
It'sall about the rice.Anyone can buy fresh fish and cut it, though technical skill in making the fish the right shape and thickness is required. However, there's only so many ways you can cut a slice of fish. But there are vastly more ways you can fuck up the sushi rice, such as not mixing it properly, putting too much or not enough of one ingredient, not having it at the right temperature i.e. too hot and it cooks the fish or too cold and the rice then is just not the right texture. In addition, the amount of rice needs to be just right (don't want too much rice or too little in proportion to the size of the slice of fish). There are other characteristics of the rice but I won't go into them now.
>>148350499
Ask the chef if the sushi is good.
A real chef will either become indignant or laugh in your face. If that's the case, move past your embarrassment, apologize lightly, and order some really good sushi.
>>148350499
Not that guy but I usually buy tamagoyaki or inarizushi to tell whether or not the place is good.
>>148350499
See >>148350694 and add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hH_XR433A
>>148350184
I bet the recipe called for softened or melted butter and he ignored it completely.
>>148342886
ramen with shitake mushrooms, bok choy, a scallion, and either an egg/some shrimp/a piece of beef
mom used to make this for me as a kid sometimes, now im addicted to it since its so quick and delicious
>>148350610
this is why I'm vegan
>>148350694
>>148350884
Here's a longer clip https://youtu.be/_T-06j6yyNQ?t=1m55s
>mfw I made a comfy sleeping thread hours ago with 450+ replies before it got nuked
>proceed to make this comfy thread
Obey your new overlord
>>148350956
>>148350960
Any respectable sushi chef in Japan will tell you the same thing.
>>148350961
Pfft, I bet you shitpost just as much, if not more than, the average /a/non.
>rice for breakfast
>>148350929
that is why i'm not
>>148351022
It's called being Asian.
>>148351007
then it should not be that hard for you to link a source where they do
Whenever I see threads like this I imagine some stick thin guy sitting in a kitchen with the curtains drawn (because sunlight is obviously bad for you) with a glass of water and a bowl of powdered vitamins and minerals swearing hes going to live forever.
>>148351057
Asian here can confirmed
>>148351016
In fact, I do.
>>148350929
Don't you have a tumblr account to update?
>>148350499
Ask the chef if you should eat with your hands.
>was already spoonfed the answer, needs more spoonfeeding
>>148351080
See >>148350960 go to t=1m55s
Yasuda was the owner of this restaurant in NYC: http://www.sushiyasuda.com/information.html which has 1 Michelin star
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/09/michelin-stars-2016-new-york-city.html
>>148342886
Chilaquiles.
>>148351080
Google the following:
>Sushi "rice is as important"
>>148348230
I have never seen this stuff. What exactly is that and why would I prefer it over normal food?
>>148348980
This fucking retard ground shrub always annoys me. This is not how pineapples should grow.
>>148351195
>says it's all about the rice
>proves himself wrong
>>148351376
I kind of want to eat it, but I'm sure I wouldn't be able to take more than one bite.
>>148351408
wrong post
>>148351290
>>148351377
>>148350610
The trash gloves used to manipulate otherwise delicious looking food makes it seem somehow disgusting
>>148351446
It's an SNL skit.
But I do want to eat it every time I see it.
>>148343978
yep same here, black coffee and a couple of smokes
>>148351472
>trash gloves
>>148351462
You must work for CTR given how hard you tried to spin my source.
>>148351239
nice ad hominem meathead
>>148351551
no, you said it's all about the rice. he said it's 90% about the rice.
it's pretty fucking clear without spinning anything except your dick
>>148350292
>sushi
Have fun with flukes and nematodes for the rest of your life
>>148351403
How should pineapples grow?
>>148351548
Blue gloves are only supposed to be used to handle trash, green is for sanitation and yellow is for dangerous chemicals
>>148350117
>/ck/ and /his/ threads on /a/
>/an/ and /ic/ threads on /v/
Are small boards raiding big boards now?
If that's so, please raid us more often.
>>148342886
I would rather have that as breakfast or dinner. But I normally eat udon with raw egg, scallions, soy sauce and wasabi. Easy to make and wakes me up.
>>148342805
I hope you're not being serious, taste so much better and is healthier than pancakes or hash browns.
>>148351704
which one for dealing with autists?
>>148351399
It's shit, but for a low price of 154 burgerdollars a month as well as and your health, you can feel superior to those who still eat meals.
>It was first created and tested by software engineer Rob Rhinehart as a self-experiment in nutrition.
>SELF-EXPERIMENT
>software engineer
>>148351562
Stay mad and enjoy dying of old age at 32.
>>148350884
>CNN
No thanks!
>>148351610
>attacks the definition rather than the meaning
Take the L on this one friendo you clearly are out of your element.
>>148342886
Fresh milk and chocolate musli
>>148351709
>browsing /v/
>>148351551
>Find a fellow sushi snob
>He's a /pol/tard
Sasuga 4chan
>>148351704
I don't know what authoritarian regime shithole you live in, but here we don't give a shit what colour our gloves are when doing any random task.
>>148351733
Apparently blue since only autists handle food with rubber gloves
>>148351239
no joke if I had visitors from japan the first meal Id do would have to be a big old churasco. Just large amounts of picanha, linguiça, and cold caipirinhas to wash it down. Either that or a bbq with st. louis style ribs and smoked brisket. Food is of course the number one way to make someone feel welcome
this thread is getting way off topic
>>148351665
not an issue if it's frozen
>>148351704
do you really think there is any difference in manufacturing other than the dye they use?
>>148351772
>definition rather than the meaning
tigers are all white.
what do you think i mean with that?
>>148342886
omelette,tortilla,chorizo,hot dog,bacon,sausage
>>148351832
Dude, pol's been a mess for months now thanks to CTR.
>>148351923
>what do you think i mean with that?
That you're a fucking moron and it's entertaining to see someone whose lost an argument try to salvage it with an irrelevant analogy.
>>148351960
/pol/ really amazes me, how can you all continue to fight random internet crusades against enemies that don't exist
>>148351851
In fact those are retarded Burgerland regulations which oddly enough also require restaurants to handle meat with gloves (which should be white in this case)
>>148351923
not that glove guy but i think hes just saying the general practice is that color code.
>>148345054
That looks oishi as fuck
>>148351920
This thread was never on topic.
There's a string of discussions about how Pineapples are fruits of the devil.
>>148352019
>claims he meant something different than what he wrote
>calls me a moron trying to salvage something
[damage control intensifies]
>>148351824
/a/ and /v/ are the same boards these days, except that /v/ has better loli threads since loli in vidya are superior
I always have a whores breakfast. Coffee with a cigarette
Be weebs on /jp/ or /ck/ and leave. Discussing sushi like a faggot doesn't belong here
>>148352079
A lot of facilities use different kinds of gloves (for example, hospitals have both regular gloves and nitrile gloves; the former are often white or clear, while the latter are often blue or dark) but the color coding is only relevant to that particular facility and can vary by region. The same applies to hospital codes (code blue, etc.)
>>148352154
>>148352019
Just fuck already.
You're meant for each other.
>>148352154
You know exactly what I meant, but the idea that fish is most important is so ingrained in your ignorant mind that you see "all" to mean 100% when anyone with half a brain would clearly interpret it as meaning an extremely major factor (which 90% would suggest). If you even read the second part of the spoiler it's painfully obvious that "all" was not to be taken as a literal 100%.
1/10 got me to explain myself to a moron who's never ate at a sushi-ya owned by an actual Japanese sushi chef.
>>148351745
>subscription based food replacement
That's enough for me to know that it's shit. I thought it was just some kind of coffee, so thanks.
>you will never eat Jiro's sushi
I have huge respect for that man.
>>148352251
s'not like Japanese cuisine other than sushi are noteworthy.
>>148352251
This is the best thread on /a/ right now. Fuck off sperglord.
>>148352038
It's survival of the fittest,
>>148342805
>Dur Hur I can't understand that different cultures eat different foods than me
>>148350366
>Mexicans have viking genes
>>148350381
>eating cheese pizza
kek you might as well eat a quesadilla
>>148352370
>falling for obvious bait
OK
>>148352343
Tokotsu and tonkatsu and katsudon are pretty fucking boss. So is sugatayaki.
The only Japanese foods that is dumb is natto.
>>148352328
>that webm
Fuck, it's like magic.
>>148351832
Doesn't mean we can't still talk sushi. Where have you eaten?
>>148352330
Doesn't change what you said.
Do you think it would taste the same if I took a master chef's rice, bought a piece of cheap tuna at walmart and put it on his rice?
>>148352297
thats what im saying. I think the guy thought that this protocol was universal, not that the gloves themselves were specially made for the job. anyway lets not discuss gloves on /a/
>Eating anything cooked for breakfast
How do people do it? When I wake up I have no appetite at all. Most I can do is a cup of tea and maybe a fruit of some sort.
>>148348980
what the fug
>>148352526
>implying heating water is not cooking
>implying mixing hot water and tea is not cooking
>>148352526
A majority of people fell for "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" meme and ends up forcing themselves to eat more and more each morning.
>>148352459
You ain't seen shit m8.
>>148352526
I have a joke about how easy it is to make tea, but it's possible that all of you don't get the show.
>>148352588
wageslaves ladies and gentlemen
do one thing 12 hours a day 6 days a week and you will get good fast
>>148352526
People are dumb and think a hearty breakfast is best, because the diet sellers posed the question as "Is a hearty breakfast better than not eating at all", to which the doctors said yes.
Fruit is the best for breakfast.
>>148352079
>not that glove guy but i think hes just saying the general practice is that color code.
Maybe in Yankistan.
Everywhere else, food gloves are blue, because food is not blue, so if a glove or a bit of glove is in the food, you will see it.
>>148352791
Now now, cooking skills are the best thing you can have.
>>148352696
https://youtu.be/1w8Z0UOXVaY?t=3m54s
3m 54s
>I watched this shit too much
>>148352841
Capitalism impresses me.
I see products selling themselves with bogus statistics like 50% healthier or some shit and I know that number is rounded up from 1% and from being compared to not eating anything at all.
Still people fall for it.
>>148351376
>that corn husk in the middle
Every time.
>>148353002
I wish I was as smart as you think you are.
>>148352486
A master chef can take store-bought imitation crab and make it into the best California roll you've ever had. Is it the crab tasting good?No, that stuff doesn't even taste good.Is it the cucumber?No, cucumber has no real flavor.What's the other ingredient? The seaweed?No flavor there either.The rice?Bingo.
So assuming the tuna piece from Walmart is even clean enough and the right cut to eat raw (so we're only comparing the quality of fish), then while it won't taste as good, it would taste far better than if you took a quality slice and put in on inferior rice.
Again, 90% to 10% is more than sufficient enough to say "all" and have it understood to be vast majority. Only you're making such a big stink out of it so why are you mad? You know I'm right; stop trying to nitpick a single, insignificant detail. You're the only in here doing so.>inb4the moron interprets this as admitting defeat.
this thread made me hungry
>>148342886
Tea/chocolate milk and cookies or toast.
>>148350929
>being gay
>>148351376
Would I die if I eat that?
>>148353002
Saying the C word triggers people here.
>>148353111
It would be extremely painful
>>148353111
It would be extremely painful…
>>148350498
What the fuck is wrong with him? Nobody's that stupid, right?
>>148353276
You'd be surprised.
>>148353060
>saving webms of random people eating
Why
>>148353111
why would you want to eat that?
>>148353276
I had a roommate who was that stupid.
>>148350610
where is this?
>>148351472
>blue is trash gloves
what about black ones,awhat aobut clear ones?
>>148353276
I know a trump hater who's that stupid. He keeps on blaming everyone else for his problems.
>>148353350
Because I hate myself.
>>148352154
Wow you're sperging hard over the use of a single 3 letter word.
>>148353430
>where is this?
Texas, I forgot the name of the place.
>>148353502
Trumps a weak little pussy. He just wants to build one wall along the mexican boarder, Hillary wanted to build 3 layers of walls last time she ran for office.
i wish i knew how to bake things.
or had a working oven, for that matter.
>>148353561
Careful, he won't be able to tell if single means one word or if it means there's a singular "3" in the word itself!
>>148353615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>148342886
Cigarette and coffee
>>148353615
>>148353720
That looks delicious.
>>148351376
I could try until the pizza layer.
>>148353671
I hate fancy ass sweets.
>>148352865
In some places it's light blue but never bright or dark blue. Also pieces of glove in your food is not the reason, light gloves are always used in the manipulation of food (preferably white) to promptly notice bleeding.
Unless you live in a third world country where you only use yellow and blue, in which case color coding doesn't even make much sense since there's likely no regulation about it.
>>148353720
Well that was fucking stupid.
>>148353749
Those eggs look like run-of-the-mill eggs anyone can make.
>eggs
>butter
>parsely
>sour cream
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>>148342886
Rice with hot dog.
>>148353276
What's wrong with that?
>>148354106
>watching streams of asian people eating while I eat some ramen
And to imagine I was so excited to be living alone
>>148352408
>>Mexicans have viking genes
>Haven't heard of Huitzilopochtli
Vikings were literally the first westerners to breed with the indigenous people of North America, namely the Aztec blue-eyed, blonde "god" of war left like 50 sons before going back to his homeland
>>148354397
When >>148352408 said something about spics?
As an asian living in America, I always wondered why American food lean so much towards meat over vegetable or fruit. The selection of vegetable in supermarkets are just so limited versus a typical supermarket anywhere in Asia. Even stuff like fish only typically consists of salmon / tuna / etc. It's obviously not surprising that Americans have an reputation for being obese. Like how do you guys eat bacon/sausage paddies along with egg and buttered toast for breakfast? I guess it's a method of population management. Help people die faster so you have less old people hanging around causing a problem.
Also, the some of the images posted here are not a "typical" Japanese breakfast.
>>148342886
Maruchan ;_;
>>148342886
Cup of hot chocolate, maybe some cheese sandwich or some curd with jam or porrige. Boiled eggs are nice too.
>>148347943
I'm basically working right now this Sunday, just very slowly and without compensation. I had a massive meal of fresh greens, carnitas, salsas, cheeses, creams, beans and tortillas.
But now I will go hungry for the next five days and consume only algae in the morning.
Just as Tlaloc intended.
>>148342805
Them eating rice at every meal is the real problem
>>148345304
uhh... Japanese people? Its a part of their culture? the main reason why you're here is cause you love anime and all things Japanese?
>>148347477
No THAT'S a breakfast!
>>148349317
It's super healthy. Didn't you see the glass of OJ?
>>148354397
You are thinking of Quetzalcoatl, the god of winds. Which supposedly came from the sea, was a ruler of the Mayans for a while and eventually went on a murderous rampage after getting drunk on mezcal, getting exiled back to the sea.
But the modern interpretation of those myths are on par with the ancient aliens bullshit
>>148347980
>it's become a rule in modern western cuisine to not serve on the plate anything that can't be eaten
Horseshit.
>>148348110
No. It's not a thing in America. Now go back to collect garbage for pocket change.
>>148345611
>If you get it fresh enough and soak it in salt water, you can even eat it raw. It's just lean protein. Nothing better.
Mmm, fish parasites. Just what I wanted for breakfast.
>>148354716
It tastes good
>>148354716
>Like how do you guys eat bacon/sausage paddies along with egg and buttered toast for breakfast?
Because we hate our lives.
>>148354716
Or maybe it's because Japan is a smaller crowded island nation that gets most of their meat from seafood
Whereas the majority of the US states are landlocked with a bunch of empty space for ranching.
Also most Americans don't eat meat for breakfast, about a third admit to skipping it routinely.
>>148353615
We purposefully taught Americans how to make eggs wrong. As a joke.
>>148348820
stupid whore.
>>148355117
americanthinkshouldeatbreadinsteadka
>>148342886
I don't even have a breakfast ;_;
I just drink lots of water to make my stomach feel like it's full.
>>148355845
Are you poor or what?
>>148351376
>>148353671
This is so stupid.
>>148342805
have u all nigga ever heard "breakfast is the most important meal of the day"
besides japs eats dinner at like 6/7pm so they have been fasting all night long
>>148352791
You seem rather bitter over a person who may or may not actually enjoy it.
>>148345304
An island nation that is heavily dependant on seafood for their staple meats for several thousand years?
>>148356027
Babe, you haven't seen shit.
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S8126374
>>148342805
They have loli imoutos who get up at 5AM to prepare breakfast and make your obento.
>>148356027
Why? I bet they taste great, and who cares for the looks?
>>148355190
>>148355271
But it's true if you exclude rosemary stems, olive pits, animal bones, corn cobs, bay leaves, melon rinds, cherry stems, banana peels, kebab skewers, cinnamon sticks, lemongrass, lime leaves, oysters, clams, crab, shrimp, lobster, and crayfish.
>>148342886
Cutlet, hash chop, stew, ragout, fricassee, mince, collops, souffle, dumpling, blancmange, sorbet, gruel, sausage, not to have a sausage, beans, without beans, kickshaws, jelly, jam. Giblets.
>>148356158
Is that a motherfucking skateboard?!
>>148342886
A sweet potato, black coffee and three cigarettes.i fucking love sweet potatoes
>>148348101
American eggs won't give you salmonella either, you just need to wash the outer shell.
They're usually factory cleaned, but the machines miss stuff sometimes.
The insides are sterile.
>>148356276
>eating 3 cigarettes for breakfast
whew
>>148356232
Of course.
How else would these establishments charge an arm and a leg for sub-par food.
>>148344530
Tofu? isn't that miso?
>>148356349
I wonder if they buy used skateboards from teenagers. That would be hilarious. All the staff watching from the kitchen and giggling "Look! LOOK! He's eating!"
>>148356349
>you can even see the beer is watered down
>>148354716
It's because meat is really plentiful compared to other parts of the word. I've lived in Japan for awhile and I am always slightly baffled at the price of meat versus portion size.
America has an entire continent to raise and grow whatever the fuck it wants for only twice the population of Japan. Meat is usually noted as a "luxury" item for a lot of people around the world that I've noticed in my travels. They don't go throwing large slabs around. So being the USA we decided to get the "luxury" item and make a staple.
Also, you're way overestimating how much meat or even breakfast we do consume. We're above average which is why we grow larger than literally everyone in terms of body mass (muscle, height, fat, etc). due to sheer protein over everyone.
There's a place in Alexandria that used to be an Austin Grill. You have to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom, and the food is clearly frozen, but they serve drinks in Mason jars and offer shit like chicken livers because they're farm to table yo, man
>>148356482
>>148356520
Would you rather take a shovel?
>>148356306
>The insides are sterile.
The insides are fucking not sterile.
The insides came from inside a chicken, so the only way the inside of an egg could be sterile would be if the inside of a chicken was sterile.
>>148345311
Edgy
>>148342886
>all these niggas that eat breakfast
How do you make time for it?
I get up at 6:50, to begin work at 8:30 (longish commute). Then I try my best to function on 6-7 hours sleep. There's just not enough hours in the day.
What's your favorite Asian food /a/?
I personally like Chinese food the best, there's heaps of variety but I found its hard to find good restaurants if you don't speak the language.
>>148356522
No, I'd better have a bacon ak-47
>>148356672
I guess it's meant to evoke how stokers cooked their breakfast: on a shovel that was so hot from being in the firebox that you could fry an egg on it.
But it's the wrong shape of shovel.
>>148356672
>>148356880
Meant for him.
korean breakfast is similar. also many koreans and japanesr eat western style breakfast nowadays.
growing up in the US with korean parents i ate both kinds of breakfasts (and other meals) regularly. i never realized how odd asian food seems odd to westerners until i started cooking for friends. a lot of my friends were wary of things as inoffensive as laver and rice because they had no exposure to them.
so i guess thanks mom and dad for bringing me up to appreciate different cuisines
>>148356078
Wait, what time am I supposed to eat dinner? I usually eat at 5 since I work at a restaurant and have no time to eat afterwards.
>>148356941
Too bad korean food sucks ass.
>>148349818
Is this 1980?
Are you stupid?
>>148342886
Egg, spinach, onion, mushroom and cheese sandwich with a cup of coffee, or a muffin, a banana, and water (or coffee). Or a spinach, mushroom, onion, Chinese sausage omelette with a side of rice and water (or coffee). Or corned beef with egg, spinach, onion, mushroom with a side of rice and some water (or coffee).
Or spam with some eggs, some ketchup, and a side of rice with some water (or coffee).
Or leftovers that I don't want clogging up the fridge with some water (or coffee).
I fucking love spinach.
>>148356672
>not a chinese shovel
Would not eat there.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
>>148356984
If you work at restaurant just eat small bits of food you deliver to the customers. They won't notice that anyway.
>>148356878
Best you learn to cook it yourself then. The basics of stir frying are the easiest thing to pick up in cooking.
>>148356880
How does a license plate work for you?
Only 30 bucks.
>>148355131
the only thing I love about the japanese is the shamelessness with which they pander to my desire to see high school girl's panties
>>148352328
Glorious Nippon Noodle Folded Over 1000 Times
>>148357233
Motherfucking hipsters.
>>148357361
How can you hate them when they bring works of art to the cooking world?
>>148356801
9-5 is a widespread meme, but a meme nonetheless. No one is actually productive for 8 straight hours a day, and the 4-6 hours you are productive for would probably be better served by resting more in your down time.
But if your boss can't be convinced to let you come in late and get the same amount of work done, just make breakfast at work. Bring a fucking toaster oven to the office along with a package of ham and some eggs to stash in the fridge. You can absolutely bake eggs in a ceramic dish at a low heat (cook until opaque), and they're great with a slice of ham baking underneath.
If anyone else wants to use your toaster oven, collect a fiver, and it'll pay for itself.
And if you don't have an office, just replace the toaster oven with a sterno can and a camping skillet. You'll quickly become the most popular guy at work if you make everyone eggs and take donations.
>>148356878
>What's your favorite Asian food /a/?
Chinese green beans. Best if you to the asian grocer, and get some chinese long beans, but western green beans are also good.
Heat some peanut oil in a wok until it's hot as a motherfucker. Sizzle finely-sliced garlic (2 cloves) and red chilli (1/2) for ten seconds, then matchsticked ginger (1/2 an inch), fine-chopped scallions (4), and fine-sliced water chestnuts (6), and cook for 30 seconds. Shove in half a pound of topped/tailed green beans (slice them into 6" chunks if you're using Chinese long beans), and cook til they start to soften.
Now drop in a sauce made from a tablespoon rice wine, three tablespoons light soy, and two teaspoons of fish sauce. Toss it in, then add four tablespoons of hot water. 4 minutes later, the beans will be nice and tasty, so season them with pepper and a pinch of sugar, serve them up, and garnish with sesame oil and more ginger matchsticks.
You have to do the slicing and shit ahead of time, obviously. Chuck each stage into a ramekin, line them up, and then you can just whack them into your wok.
>>148357233
>not eating all your food out of mason jars
>>148357546
>not eating your food in toilet bowls
come on, you get to kill two birds with one stone.
>>148357485
>No one is actually productive for 8 straight hours a day
Bull fucking shit.
Maybe you namby-pamby office workers take breaks, but in a kitchen we clock on, work, and don't stop until it's midnight and the work's run out. Anyone ends up doing only 9-5, we call them a pansy and sing dolly parton at them.
>>148357609
>Those chairs
>Welcome to our restaurant, our credo is "You can shit while you eat!"
>>148357485
>No one is actually productive for 8 straight hours a day
Bull fucking shit.
>>148356878
>I found its hard to find good restaurants if you don't speak the language.
Recently got into Chinese Hotpot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzOxAeqoCso
Just check out yelp (or whatever it is in your area) and look for menus (or reviews) in actual Chinese. Then show up and be a crazy westerner, and they won't give two fucks that you don't know what you're doing. Apparently in the huge places they do it buffet style and you get up and grab everything yourself, but in the small ones they have a menu and you just tick the boxes on it and they bring you a huge tray of stuff.
>>148357472
What the actual fuck?
Thank god I live in a third world shithole, at least we still eat food in plates.
>>148357657
I have worked in a kitchen, but obviously they're all very different. If anyone asked me to cook or wash dishes for 8 hours straight with no easy sidework, I'd laugh them out of the room.
>>148357990
Don't worry, you're not the only one who hates these restaurant owners.
>>148357990
What, you don't appreciate modern European culture?
>>148357657
Doing the same shit 8 hours straight is not the same as thinking about something.
I work as a researcher, and there are days where I work 13 hours straight, sleep in the lab, then wake up and work for another 10 hours, and there are days where I work for 20 minutes.
>>148358204
Same here, I work as a programmer. There a re days when all I do is read news and browse /a/. And there are days when I code like hell to get some shit working automatically so I can read news and browse /a/ while it's working.
But working 8 hours straight every day is hell.
>>148350117
>American school cafeteria food
I brought my own lunch every day, that shit was awful. Not only do you barely get any food, it's always poverty-tier and tastes more plastic than the tray it came on. So many people just got two orders of fries instead of a "meal". Those fries were fucking garbage too. Not as in, "that fast food place's fries you don't like", but straight-up "they just fucked up a perfectly good potato" kind of bad.
>>148348361
>$40 for 12 drinks of coffee and soy milk
Isn't the entire fucking point of soylent that you DONT eat anything else other than the product you get? Plus it mixes to a perfect blend that you can arguably just add coffee mix to your morning blend to make the same shit?
If you want to use that human total diet shit then use Huel. It's way better than Soylent and uses better ingredients from a wider source of providers instead of ramming it full of cheap shit.
>>148352878
>>148345304
A good part of South America /a/non. Have you heard of cebiche?
>>148357064
Thanks I bought one from aliexpress
>>148349023
>(almost) everyone except bongs and burgers call them that.
Literally no one calls them that you fucking retard.
>>148342805
Bread with butter, powder milk and powder chocolate milk.who poorfag here?
>>148358499
>>148358499
My school was okay with some food but god help if you wanted macaroni since kids would literally fill their whole tray with it. We used to have those packed chef salads that weren't that bad even came with a cookie. Sadly they had to do budget cuts and remove most of that.
>>148352162
164 best girl
>>148358964
I'm russian and we call it ananas. Did you know that in Latin it is called 'Ananas comosus'?
>>148358895
Is it like capisce?
>>148359019
>doesn't know how to eat healthy on a low budget
Being poor has nothing to do with that, you're just looking for excuses.
>>148353502
stupid would be someone who doesn't hate both Trump and Hillary lmao
>>148359277
a-at least i eat legit butter
>>148359059
Yeah the salads and X-Salad sandwiches were the only thing they did right, but there were only a limited amount made per day so by the third lunch period they were all gone. And of course I get the last lunch period where I have no friends so I just camp out by the window and play TWEWY.
High school sucked.
>>148358749
I could add coffee to a normal blend, but I'd rather sleep that extra 2 minutes in the morning.
>>148358749
>>148359619
Also I don't live in EU, so I can't get Huel, otherwise I'd buy it too.
>>148358499
>that feel when your school was so packed that you never got food because the lines were too long.
>>148359575
At my high school we were allowed to leave campus during the lunch period and get food where ever if we didn't want the cafeteria stuff.
Do Americans actually get free food every day at their cafeteria in school? In Canada, we were expected to bring our own lunch or buy whatever the cafeteria was selling that day; none of this free bullshit.
>>148358895
for breakfast, you fucking greasy faggot?
>>148360104
Depends on your income. Below a certain point you will. Above you got to pay.
Friendly reminder that you should all be going vegan.
>>148350499
This pic right here should be self explanatory what sushi should look like. My feet were actually twitching from how good this was.
>>148360104
You only got free food if you were poor and applied for it.
I remember it used to cost 4 bucks.
Most of the time it was shit and the lines were pretty short because everyone wasted their entire lunch time waiting at the burger joint.
the burgers weren't even good nor worth the time and money, don't even know how the fuck kids used to stomach such shit.
>>148354982
>curd
What is that?
>>148360104
>Do Americans actually get free food every day at their cafeteria in school?
If you were low income you can apply for free school lunches.
Otherwise you had to have cash, or get your parents to write a check to the school every month.
>>148360265
Yes I had to do a few times since my dad was a fuck up with money. Alternatively you could ask the counselor for some money but you had to pay them back. The lunch ladies were nice too since sometimes spot you a few dollars if you were broke.
>>148360511
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd
Goes very good with sour cream and sugar/jam
>>148351960
What's CTR? I've been away from 4chan for months now.
>>148361097
"correct the record" aka Hillary shills
>>148361204
I'll have you know Hillary is a very honest person and has never lied and I personally and unbiasedly feel as though she is the greatest thing this country has ever produced.
>>148361268
What, she's even paying for /a/ shilling?
>>148361268
Thanks, anon, you gave me the best laugh this day.
>>148361298
Are you watching the debate? She needs all the shilling she can get.
>>148360347
is that just fish on top of fish with wasabi on top? the top kinda looks like tuna but i'm not sure what the bottom piece is.
senpai please don't troll me
>>148361850
different anon but i've had it before while traveling japan. it's nigiri sushi, with vinegared rice topped with layered sliced fatty tuna and wasabi.