Monster Musume thread

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nope

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I'm going to marry Draco!

Would you have a old world or new world fuzzy spooder?

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Teeni Weeni Spidey Bikinis.

>>148313099
Draco is mine!

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>>148313192
it's yours? nice
>>148312826

>>148313192
Needs yellow polka-dots to be a real "itsy bitsy" bikini.

>>148312826
Why would it be creepy?

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>>148313757
She looks like this at the moment, anon.

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>>148313757
she was in her loli form
I hope that Crabman will use her chubby form in the manga

>>148313162
Old world, no nasty urticating hairs, but a bite first and ask questions later attitude. The latter can change.

>>148313192
>2 1/4 inches
They should make it at least 1 3/4 inches to fit into pockets.
>>148313893
Loli Kii > MILF Kii

>>148313192
>Teeni Weeni
Nice tuck job if true.

Since all the monsters are foreign, what do you imagine they sound like?


In my head, I imagine:
Cerea obviously has an englalish accent
Papi sounds like a prepubscent valley girl
Rachnera has a light Australian accent
Mero probably has a french accent
Lala probably fakes whatever accent she currently thinks is the edgiest
Miia sounds like a fucking hissing cunt

>>148314850
>What do they sound like

There is an anime you know, you can listen to what the sound like.

>>148314945
or wait for the dubs

>>148314975
You could shove a screwdriver in your ear to get the same effect.

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>>148312826
yep

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>>148314850

>>148314975
>wait for the dubs
Thanks, but I'd rather chew ground glass.

>>148314657
Kii=Kii
If you can't love your waifu in all her forms(shapeshifter shafters are excused), you don't deserve her.

>>148313893
>>148314114
As if Suu and Papi are any different in their interactions with the male MC, don't know why miia would bring it up there. It's whatever.

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2nd Who? is cute

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any requests?

>>148315306
Anon, Crabman have to balance the number of lolis with big breasted girls. Kii will stay a loli and fans will accept it.
>>148315755
That demon isn't for love.

>>148315858
Miia in her solid snake or big boss uniform.

>>148315858
Polt trying to keep a bikini from falling of her.

>>148315526
>Miia
Have you actually read that chapter?

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>>148315858
Big Boss Miia fultoning Merino

>>148315858
TOMBOY CHARACTER SLEEPOVER

>>148315858
Polt and Winnie from Ghoul School doing cute, athletic things together

>>148316017
Wait it was Ms smith right? Forget she calls him that also.

>>148315858
Manako piloting a Tio mech

>>148316060
seconded

>>148315858
Lewd or non lewd that is the question?

Lewd:
Cathyl self sucking

Nonlewd:
Lala in a bean bag chair eating cheetos and drinking mt dew

>>148315858
Kino smoking a bong and eating snacks with an anon

>>148315858
>>148316335
Kino trying to chase a hookah smoking caterpillar off her head.

>>148315858
Miia dressed as Indiana Jones

>>148315858
How about some love for Lilith?

>>148316735
Only form of affection lilith is allowed is throat fucking her while using her horns as handles

>>148315858
Cott and Ton as Rem and Ram

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>>148315858
More Cerea booty?

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>>148316879
>throat fucking her
Godspeed anon.

>>148317028
>Lilith

>>148316735
you have the whentai lilith for that

>>148317028
What would doppel do in that situation if instead of freaking out I unzipped my dick?

>>148315858
this
>>148316329
nonlewd, pls

>>148315858
Miia in her Nurse outfit.

>>148317135
She'd unzip hers.

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You wouldn't dare right anons?

>>148315858
Miia with a skink body.

>>148317245
I didn't even violate any liminals though!

>>148317245

>when the coffee is shit

>>148317323
>liminals

please leave.

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So if one were to start dating Polt, would they have to run the marathons every day, or could you work something out with her due to your human state?

Asking for a friend

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>>148317516
>or could you work something out with her due to your human state?
Weak shit anon

>>148317516
Run with her everyday. If you choose a waifu, you gotta stay dedicated to her.

>>148317516
you wouldnt have to run a marathon but you would have to shave your head, cut your legs off just above the knee, and wear a tanktop at all times

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Would you help relieve Lala's headaches?

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>>148317600
Fair enough. Guess I better start practicing now

>>148317640
Joke's on you, I'm already a stocky german manlet with a bad hairline

>>148317661
Of course, I would cradle Lala and cuddle her head until it was better. Then I'd feed her medicine, and cuddle with her again.

>>148317720
Are you trying to get /fit/ anon?

>>148317661
>tfw you will never accidentally turn into a fish because you were in the pool with Mero too long
>tfw Mero will never masturbate to the tragedy of her loss

>>148315858
A bit late, but repeating request for >>148274125, since Nayaa was probably too drunk to do it.

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>>148317839
The true tragedy was me forgetting the photo.

>>148317785
Yeah, I am. after looking in the mirror one day, I decided enough was enough, and that I would turn my life around

Honestly, thinking of Polt, and how disappointed she'd be if I stopped has been the major thing keeping me going this long

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>>148317661
of course

>>148317918
Nice anon, don't give up. It's autistic sounding, but when you want to stop, think of your waifu cheering you on. Godspeed anon, literally.

>>148317937
All Yuuhi ever wanted was to have a second chance to get ahead in life.

>>148317987
That's a very cutting remark, Anon.

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>>148317987

>>148317460
>Mindlessly hating SevenSeas
You can come with me, I'll escort you out.

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>>148317984
That's what's kept me motivated through so many other things, but I don't want this to turn int a blogpost

As to it sounding stupid, what I've found in life is that if it looks/sounds stupid, but works, it's not stupid

>>148318181
There's plenty of reasons to dislike them. Like the meme translation.
Get out shill.

>>148318243
Even Translator-flat didn't have that much of a problem with them. You're just hating on them for the sake of memes yourself.

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Anons, has this series had a positive effect on you? E.g. Curing arachnophobia or ophiophobia, inspiring you to get fit, etc.

>>148318181
>liking that shit

They ruined Lala by removing the chuuni, they add awful puns to the work, and the memes.

How much are they paying you per post?

>>148318345
I dont kill bees or spiders anymore

>>148318345

If only.

>>148318345
Got gud at photoshop.

>>148318231
Right on anon, sorry if I offended you by using that statement. But hey, if you put enough effort, you can rival TTF and declare Polt as your waifu. By the way, how tall are you?

>>148318284
Who cares what she says? We've seen the quality of their work and it's shit.

>>148318359
>How much are they paying you per post?
More than anon's worth. Doing that bad a job for free would be overcharging CCCCCCC.

>>148318345
No blogging

>>148318345
I developed a love for monsterboys

I miss something? When did fckyeahlama change his name?

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>>148318345
Became 2D and got to see a better version of myself born into a better version of reality.

Godspeed 2D me. You gotta live it up for my sake.

>>148318359
>Removing the chuuni
Literally what? If you want to complain about Lala, it's the fake Scottish accent or whatever, she's still a massive chuuni.

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>>148318345
Not much.
Completely addicted to the manga, especially Lala. But still it helped me to get easier and keep going with living even with all the shit going right now, by wainting for new chapers. I've already betond that but I'm still addicted to Lala-chan.

>>148318380
Actual photoshop, or do you mean GIMP or something?

>>148318650
The accent is on all the time, so there's no gap between her two sides. Chunni speak has been replaced by the accent completely.

>>148318345
Made me less of a literal faggot and turned me straight

>fapping to gay futa garbage
>right as I come, I imagine Miia's voice shouting "Dahling no!"
>lay down and cry and re-evaluate my life

>>148318359
Yeah, they kinda fucked up the gap moe between chuuni Lala and cute/afterlife Lala with the strong accent.
Also, 12 Beast had a fuckton of forced memes but they toned it down

>>148315858
Hey man do you do commisons? I'm running a game of DnD and I need some character portraits

>>148318686
This is not your blog. Kill yourself.

>>148318845
Given his obsession with Polt you'd probably have to pay him in Kobold Fun Bucks.

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>>148318686
Nice anon, your words are respectable. Well, good luck, hope I see you around by luck in the next coming threads.

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>>148318867
Screw you anon, I was having a civil conversation with this guy, and you do this? Kill yourself, go away. For fuck sake we were talking. Go suck a horsecock, then tie a noose and kill yourself, you worthless disgusting cunt.

>>148318986
> image.png
> Tells others to suck a horsecock
That deserves a blue whale dick down your urethra

>>148318986
>>148318905
>phoneposter

Of course you would be defending and participating in the blogging

>>148318986
It's alright, I've gotten used to people taking issue with my existence.

>>148318986
Didn't we tell you to leave forever, phoneposter-kun?

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Moo?

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>>148318380
Are you literally me?

hurry up Imperium I want to go to sleep

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>>148319224
>The only cat girl in the show/manga is going to be from chapter/episode 1
The worst feeling ever.

>>148315858
A gallery would be nice.

I'm hoping to contact you. For a commission or something

>>148318345
Got back into shooping. Decent at sexual reassignment surgery on 2D bodies.

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I think Pickles would look amazing in a wedding dress.

>>148319224
>You'll never have a big brown cow

>>148319375
Blog posting is not relevant and it does not belong. Fuck off back to whatever shithole you crawled out of since you clearly don't belong here.

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>>148319462
I want to hug her so bad, anon.

>>148318345
I dunno. Made me more open to monster girls as a thing which improved my libido? uh... It's inspiring to see where Tanktopboi is in his life so that keeps my perspective more towards my own future. Which is good.

>>148319526
So do I, but hot damn she looks good in russian winter clothing.

>>148319591
Yes Anon, keep that in mind. Stick to monster girls, lest you go the route of the gym rat master and become a furry lover too.

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Here, have something kinda relevant.

>>148319481
The post was relevant! He used Polt, and explained it was inspiration for him. What, you can't handle a civil conversation between two people? You want those "bina is superior" crap? Jesus, just let us talk, it's not like there isn't going to be another thread 5 seconds after this one goes down.

>>148312826
>Would you a wood wife, anons?
She could be a casual sex partner. But as she is currently portrayed in the anime, she isn't the type to be anyone's wife. Basically if you want to be with her on a serious basis, it means you moving in with her rather than the other way around. You would be her house husband and help her maintain the forest as some kind of park ranger.

>>148319807
The only thing wrong with the advertisement is obviously that it's a 3D girl.

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I want to go to sleep and wake up next to Polt

>>148319934
Anon, that's called dying in your sleep. You want to generally avoid that.

>>148320010
Well I meant that I want Polt to be there when I fall asleep as well as wake up, but dying in my sleep doesn't sound too bad either, as long as Polt is waiting on the other side

>>148318345
Legit helped my retention of Japanese Language studies.

Among other things

>>148319807

>There will never be a sexy centaur in your area

>>148319934
Polt has top tier hand holding

>>148319687
Go get a fucking chat room or that fucking skype group.

>>148320104
Polt's in Korea

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>>148320165
>there will never be lamas near you looking to make a connection

>>148320243
Why respond to that idiot

>>148320323
>Lamias are such huge sluts that they had someone build an app solely dedicated to them

>>148320323
TURN-OFFS:
Fedora wearing wimps.

>>148320427
What if you were a cute guy that happened to wear fedoras anyways? I mean it can't be literally impossible, right?

>>148320475

What if you'd fallen out of a time portal from when wearing a fedora was socially acceptable?

>>148317211
heh

>>148320165
>ywn be in a centaur's sexy area

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>>148320234
>Twice the size
>Squishy pawpads
>No sharp claws
I see absolutely no downsides here

>>148320427
>TURN-OFFS:
Micro dicks
Even sex crazed lamia would have standards

>>148320475
Then one would have to convince her that wimp didn't apply. Cute isn't enough, one would have to train one's body. Contact "Body by John Smith" they'll get people whipped into shape for lamias for a fee.

>>148320646
Don't forget.
4 extra pairs of nipples

>>148320646
Rough, hard, and covered in calluses

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>>148318509
I didn't really. It's just for fun.

>>148318696
Actually I'm using notepad.

>>148319296
I don't think so.

>>148320707
I'm pretty sure they're just after pretty boys, Anon. I don't think they'd care about weak or not too much.

The other day, I asked whether or not Darling would be allowed to fuck Cerea or Tio, and that got me thinking, would the law apply to Suu or Zombina? Suu is undocumented, and she probably wasn't sent as a representative of her species, and Zombina must have been human at some point, right?

>>148320323
>Swiping left doesn't work

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>>148320815
These ones don't look cute to me.

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that is why kids, Mero is best

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>>148320712
Increase the stimulation

>>148320726
You say that as if she walks on her hands like a regular dog. If she takes such good care of her claws, I don't see why her pawpads would be any different
Plus, one of the things that comes with taking care of dogs, is learning how to deal with callus-y pads. A couple days of treatment, and they'll be right as rain
>tfw you'll never see Polt's face light up when you offer her a foot massage

>>148320946
Try using your tongue, in public.

>>148320968
Hard to tell with his face being screwed up in terror.

>>148320991
Realistically, would they be any more calloused than a normal persons' feet? sometimes I worry that my feet are too calloused. Should it be painful to chip the skin flecks off?

>>148320991
Will polt kick her leg if you rub her in the right spot like some dogs do?

>>148320991
>you will never go over Polt with a fine tooth comb.

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The Crawling Chaos in a nutshell:

>Phantasmagoric Hair
>Black Sclera
>Yellow Iris Eyes
>Dark Tanned Skin
>Prankster Personality
>"Faceless God"

Doppel is truly the Superior Girl.

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>>148321017
This one looks like a floozy.

>>148321010
>Licking the screen sends your GPS coordinates to her

>>148320991
>You say that as if she walks on her hands like a regular dog
I say as if she lifted weights without gloves

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>>148321077
Judging by the way my dogs' feet are calloused, it depends. They're a bit hard to the touch, but not cut-your-skin hardness/sharpness.
Polt weighs roughly 112 pounds, which is about 2-3 times heavier than my dogs. Assuming the twice as big principle applies to her feet as well, or at least assuming she has larger-than-normal feet, they would be either the same amount of calloused, or possibly even less so due to dispersion of weight
>>148321081
pic related
>>148321082
Damn it, I'm trying to become less depressed here
>>148321292
Lifting isn't my forte so I can't really give my opinion here, but that sounds plausible

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>>148321292
> These twigs
> Lifting any weights
Bet she can't even handle the knot

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>"Anon please water, and give me fertilizer so I can grow big and strong!"

>>148321448
She also wears shoes. So he feet would be about as callused as a humans if not less so thanks to her Kobold genes.

>>148321501
>I cum on tree, she bloom at penis

>>148321501
>you'll never take a big steamy dump on her legs

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>>148321464
>Thick thighs
>Skinny arms
Never realized how close Polt's physique is to my own

>>148321540
That too. Though when you add running into the mix, they could be pretty calloused
Guess we'll never know for sure
>ywn give her piggyback rides because her feet are so sore from running

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>>148321811
> HumanxKobold

>>148321811
Well she has paw and foot pads which means she's built for running (we knew that already though) it seems she focuses more on running than lifting so I imagine her feet are probably slightly callused though not as much as a normal dogs would be since she wears shoes. He hand pads are probably nice and squishy.

>>148321811
>she'll never fake having sore feet just so she can have a piggyback ride

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>>148316551

sorry about the wait, manga studio was acting up and it took a while to fix, will color at a later time

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>>148321942
Please, anon, my heart can only take so much

>>148321851
>Implying there's anything wrong with that
If you really want to call the cops on someone for bestiality, people that want to fuck centaurs is a better place to start

So, how long until this goes full hentai?
Ecchi a shit.

>>148322073
Snake girls... why did it have to be snake girls?

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>"Anon i'm all stiff, can you come to bed and give me your special massage."

>>148322073
>Miia cant fit in a fridge.

>>148314945
> Japanese voice actors replicating foreigner accents

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>>148322310
>ywn take advantage of Zombina when she can't move

>>148322088
>throwing horsfags under the bus as a defense mechanism
And you wonder why you get bullied.

>>148322574
With Polt, she has dog characteristics on top of a human frame
For centaurs, you are quite literally fucking a horse

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>>148315990

nice try TTF

>>148317516
Humans are the kings of long distance running. You could probally outrun her if you train yourself.

>>148322637
Says you. Centaur hindquarters may resemble a horse, but since they belong to a creature that isn't a horse, nor considers itself to be one, they cannot "literally" be a horse. Unless we're dealing with Cenbina.

>>148322744
Actually I was
>>148316060

>>148322757
True, but where's the fun in being good at everything?
I still want her to be able to best me in some regards

>>148322829
Well shes probally much faster than you would be in short distances.

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This is my wife.

>>148322876
Good point; Polt weighs less than half my weight. She could definitely beat me at sprinting, since she has less mass to get moving in the first place
Maybe I should take up distance running

And while we're temporarily on the subject, thanks for posting the stuff about lifting on your twitter, TTF. I may start that up once I get some decent upper body strength

>>148322744
Why must you bully me.
I know you have the lewds.

>>148322988
I still don't understand how you don't have all of his lewds already anyways.

>>148318736
A truly inspiring post

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>if our 2D monster waifus became real 3DPD would try and have them banned once they realize how obsolete they've become

>>148323121
>Self-help books
That sounds like bullshit, but I'll believe it.

>>148323034
If only more of /a/ followed his example, we'd have like 80% fewer trap threads.

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Bina lewds

>>148322988
You'll never get them until Draco gets a happy end

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I'm going to bed, to hopefully dream of my waifu

Goodnight /a/, and may monstergirls visit you in your dreams

>>148323468
She will, pnce her end gets the end of my Mr Happy.

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>>148323533
Keep your hands off my Draco

>>148323566
Talented as they are, it's not my hands you should be worrying about, buddy boy.

>>148323884
>ywn give Draco a full-body massage including her reverse scale

>>148324222
>ywn never give Draco a full-body massage excluding her reverse scale, until she begs you to touch it.

>>148324518
Oh, I like your style

>>148323488
WALKIES

>>148316060
So it's just bina and Polt?

>>148324741
Bina, Polt, Liz, uh maybe Draco in there upset that she's being called a tomboy.

>>148324812
But Draco's sleepwear would be a really girly and frilly negligee

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>>148324724
(yes I am still awake. Insomnia is a helluva drug)

>>148325399
Of course.
Then they'd tell Polt she should get some real pajamas and to stop always sleeping in that tanktop.
She'd protest because she likes the way it smells

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>>148321174
Zombina is the Superior Girl

>cancerous pasta posts
>superior at wasting bandwidth

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>>148326435
Good.
I've kept adblock disabled for all these years, they can deal with my superior shitposting

>>148320646
too large for precise massages

>>148312826
Splinters in vagina.

>>148321811
I have always wonder if Polt and other kobolds possess scent glands around their anus that are used to mark territory.

>>148322988
It's because out of all the poltfags, you are the only one that will never be sent to the mines to labor endlessly for a kobold's affection. You are the lead henchmen of the kobold syndicate and you are payed with real money instead of kobold dollars. You get dental and a nice health care plan to boot.

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Tomboys a fun!

>>148327452
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

>>148327873
Funny, that list looks like it can just be boiled down to say tomboys are for memes at this point.

>>148327873
Tom boys are for dumping for a cute feminine girl but occasionally giving her a pity fuck.

>>148327873
You... you have never been in any kind of relationship, have you?

>>148318345
>I want to marry a fuzzy gargantuan spider
Yeah I'd say so

>>148328274
>>148328274
different anon, by looks if things in >>148327873
the only relationship he had was with his own hand. Even then, his own hand cucked him with another.

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>>148322978
That's a nice wife you got there
What do you think of mine?

>>148325399
She would spend most of the night trying to cover it with the dragon burrito

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I want to be woken up by Kiira tapping my forehead with her antennae. I want her ruby compound eyes to the first thing I see when I open my eyes.

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>>148328563
Worst fanfic girl.

>>148328563
Nice size, 10/10 would use her as an incubator for my larvae

>>148328944
I want to stick my cannon in her porthole

>>148322073
What about Miia Jones fighting a long legs spider on top of a moving tank?

>>148328944
That's a little harsh

Which girl would be the most fun to get drunk with?

>>148329189
It's the truth

>>148329189
You just have to adjust your autism to fit his statement.
>Oh, well, every other girl must be 10/10, so I guess as a 9/10 she's the worst of them

>>148322073
how about Draco dressed as Elsa Schneider?

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>>148328944
Piper is worst fanfic girl

>>148329484
>a Lamia

Impossible for her to be worst. Lamias are the top tier species.

t. Merofag

>>148329312
But she is a 10/10
In my heart

>>148329227
Rachnera

or Suu

>>148329743
Rachne probably has a particular affection for Irish coffee.

>>148329771
I'd drink actual Irish coffee with Rach.

>ywn bully her by making her think she went too far and actually hurt you

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>>148328563
>Dat Abdomen

>>148329912
By actual do you mean coffee beans grown in Ireland or whiskey in coffee?

>>148327873
Tell me where do you find Tomboys please !
Are there any in France ?

>>148329968
Cú Chulainn slaying her.

>>148330011
I don't get the joke.

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>>148327452
Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls.

Especially ones with abs.

>>148329694
>Lamias are the top tier species
The only good snek is a dead snek

>>148312826
>splinters in my dick
Not even once.

>>148328944
That's not Chernobyl-chan.

>>148330187
Spoken like a true pleb

>>148330011
>>148330187
Oh the sociopath is back.

>>148329227
Cerea, because the fun in drinking is in the journey, not how fast you get to the destination. Also, the buzz will last longer with her.

>>148329968
Whiskey with the layer of very lightly whipped cream on top. Not baileys+coffee like some slackjawed faggots.

>>148330175
Cú Chulainn is an Irish mythological hero.

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>>148330361
>>Lamias are the top tier species

>>148330441
Yeah I just spent six minutes reading about the myths surrounding him. I don't understand what that has to do with Irish Coffee.

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>>148329953
I want to hug every inch of Tara

>>148329694
>waifu is a mermaid
>says another species is better
Uwot m8. You don't deserve a wife.

>>148331808
I like Mero the most but as a species Lamias are all around DA BEST.

What's so hard to understand here?

>>148331808
Makes sense to me. Mero is worth saving but fuck Atlantis.

>>148332530
you are racist against mermaids

>>148333194
Most of them are shit. Not our fault that Mero is practically the only salvageable member of her race.

I'll marry her and we'll force her mom to step down and then I get to be king big dick of the sea with a qt for a queen. Then maybe we can fix the race.

>>148333270
>you will never see Lala's body trying to fish her head out of a basket of laundry.

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>>148315858
this with polt

>>148333416
Royalty doesn't work that way, anon. You will never be king if you don't have the appropriate prerequisite titles. The best you can be is an the Royal consort to Queen Mero.

>>148333942
>Royalty doesn't work that way, anon. You will never be king if you don't have the appropriate prerequisite titles.
then become king through military conquest.

>>148333977
with what army?

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>>148321174
Tio is the Superior Girl

>>148334029
Rome was founded when Romulus found a bunch of forever alone guys living by themselves and promised them wives if they will fight for him,
I think that's were the word rape comes from (The Rape of the Sabine Women), though at the time rape just meant abduction.

Basically just do the same.

>>148334175
>JOIN WITH ME, AND I PROMISE YOU A CHICKEN OF THE SEA IN EVERY POT, AND A LOYAL WIFE IN EVERY BED

Does any decent monmusu fapfiction exist?

>>148334360
>>>/jp/

>>148334175
Alright.

You faggots want to help me become king big dick of the sea? I promise each and everyone of you a monster waifu.

>>148333872
>please sit down properly

What did she mean by this?

>>148334870
Even spiders?

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I want to marry this snake.

>>148335320
Even spiders. Permanent NEETBUX for whoever brings me the old queens head too.

Would Mero get off to the idea of her husband conquering her people by force and seizing the throne?

>>148326792
No amount of healthcare will undo that terrible balding

>>148335404
I wish to be paid in land holdings.

>>148335460
Surface land? Because I'm not sure that's in my domain.

>>148335593
How will I hunt for poachers in my royal forests then?

>>148335668
I could probably swing a small remote island or something.

>>148335404
You have my vote.
I will patiently await my large breed

>>148335724
Deal.

>>148333977
That's still not how it works.

Nobles will never legitimize you. You'll crash the kingdom extremely fast, and then another Meromom will rise after the peasants burn you alive and rape your waifu to death in front of your burning eyes.

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>>148333270
beign a klutz and having a detachable head is such a problem

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>>148337283
Oh fuck that's adorable

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Anyone else like stories with a sappy ending?

>>148337283
Brings a whole new meaning to "You'd lose your head if it wasn't attached"

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>>148337283
does she knows braile? this way she could use some cards to tell what's happening to her when she misses her head
and carrying a small bulb horn to get your attention
it would be so cute

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>>148337571
althrough she wants to "help"

>>148337119
>Nobles will never legitimize you.
fear of torture and death changes peoples opinions real fast.

>>148338056
THE OLD KING IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING!

>>148338056
>implying you can do anything at all when the nobility is against you.

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Cathyl has the most under appreciated feature - tan lines.

>>148339020
Cathyl is only good to be bred by minotaurs.

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>>148339020
We need an full chapter of farm girls at the onsen. Maybe even a full moon viewing party while there.

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>>148314850
Lala probably has an Irish brogue that she tries to hide with a fake mismash of "cooler" sounding accents.

The rest I could buy, except Rachee as an aussie cunt. I cannot live with a shitposting 'strayan spider waifu.

>>148339651
Rachnee has femme fatale vibes meaning she'd have a light french accent.

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>"Anon can I taste your meat?"

>>148339292
Lewd

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>>148340130
I'd rather she tasted my pickle

>>148339314
my heart

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>>148339314
sheep is adorable

>>148341683
sheep is meant for mating press sex

>>148341762
wrong she is for post marriage mating with her on top

>>148341808
bullshit

i agree with post marriage but she is extremely submissive

she needs to be mated with dominantly

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I want to tenderly love this spider
And have her aggressively love me back

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>>148341840
where is the fun in that?

>>148339948
>>148314850
I always heard Rachnee with a soft french accent.
Cerea with strong english accent.
Lala with some soft irish accent
Mero also with a neutral but yet with little english accent
Papi with some spic accent
Miia is just the same as the anime
Zombina with american accent
Manako and Tio with japanese accent
Doppel with also the same as the anime but sometimes with something supernatural in her voice
Smith with a similar accent to the agents from Matrix
Polt with american accent and her voice a bit gritty because she screams a lot every day
Draco with a femenine voice who's trying to sound more masculine and lower
Kii with a soft and almost audible voice
Lilith as a small kid's voice

>>148341840
this
she's very submissive
she would never be on top

>>148341840
>>148342138
Yes. I need it.

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>>148342099
They really shouldn't even bother dubbing the animu unless they can afford Hugo Weaving to voice Smith

>>148341887
she hiss (using back legs) at penis

>>148339314
Cathyl would totally rock a sling bikini.

>>148339314
I want to punch that fucking fox in the face.

>>148343375
Smug Luz is fine, since we know she's really a slave to the Inari sushi.

>>148343375
I put to punch you in the diaphragm

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>>148343375
>punch that fucking fox
My nigga.

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>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

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>>148344752
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.

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>>148342525
Briefly, before the rocking caused a breakdown. A Rachnera special might be strong enough, but nothing else will be up for the task.

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>>148343375
No fluffy tail for you.

>>148344812
Why is Rach so relentlessly lewd?

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>>148321174
>Doppel is the superior girl
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!

>Cthulhu fhtagn
>Is she nary an Elder god?

Havent check in in a while was busy doing irl shit. Is there any doppel appearance in latest chapter

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>>148344812
She makes anything look good.

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What if Polt wants to hold hands while walking with you through the park, but she gets too excited and accidentally breaks your fingers?

>>148345381
an eye for an eye

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>>148345381
Polt can do no wrong.

>>148345381
Punishment would be a night of Anal....in a non doggy-style way

>>148345381
Break her leg

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>>148345381
Deport her

>>148345150
She's overcompensating for the way her spider body drives people off by dialing the human outfit's lewd up to eleven.

>>148345247
>Havent check in in a while was busy doing irl shit. Is there any doppel appearance in latest chapter
Only few appearances in Chapters 45 and 46 since the MON is checking on Kimihito.

>>148345755
>>148345691
>bullying
no.

>>148344988
Their tail is used as a lure to trap men, rape and steal their souls.

>>148345247
I am so sick of this meme

>>148345868
Fine by me. I'm not really doing anything with my soul and would gladly trade it for some brief ecstasy for me and to make a cute girl happy, even for a little while.