okay real talk. why is there suddenly so much yuri anime this season?

>>148312667
have to combat the gay some how

So we can take a break from watching anime.

>>148313089
This. I'm not watching anything this season.

>>148312667
a demand for it?
or a couincidence

>>148312667
They're training otaku to self-insert as the little girl. Then weak male leads won't be needed, and we will achieve max cute girls.

>>148312667
You forgot Yuri on ice

>>148312667
I dont know about those shows on the left but the shows on the right are not. But this is a bait thread.

>>148312747
But Yuri is gay

>>148312667
>suddenly
you're an absolute mongoloid

I don't know, but I love it.

>>148312667

Kumiko-Reina are the gayest.

>>148314695
It's unfortunate, but we have lots of underage ESL who think that the word gay is only used for homosexual men.

>>148312667
Why do people always see yuri in nothing? Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.

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>>148312667
You forgot Keijo!!!!!!!!

>>148314695
No.

>>148318406
got a boner from reading this. No homo, though.

>>148312667
It's great isn't it? Last season was almost entirely yaoibait.

thank god

Hibike isn't yuri.

What's the last one?

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>>148318406
Jesus H. Christ.

>>148312667
Hillary Clinton, SJWs, and the NWO.

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>>148318406
what did i just read

Last season i dropped many shows. I can't even find one this season that interests me but maybe i haven't seen them all yet.

Fucking hell, am i just not into this sort of stuff anymore?

>season of yuri
>only show with yuri in the title isn't yuri

Because yuri and yaoi shipping shit are the easy selling points of any modern anime and don't require the writers to have any actual romantic experience or take any risks because the slightest hint of subtext will work for any of the degenerates who prefer either

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>>148318406

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>>148318406
I'm really ashamed this warmed my heart and I found it cute as fuck and almost desirable.
At least I still love girls.

>>148318406
I'm maybe having a terrible case of deja vu but isn't this an old as shit pasta.

>>148312667
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.

>>148312667
I love it. I love yuri!

>>148318546
There's like one confirmed lesbian gag character in the whole series. The rest are straight.

>>148312667
Because it's the best

>>148312667
Because is sexy, amazing and beautiful, but I prefer ange vierge

>>148314695
Yuri is the correct type of gay, he's talking about the wrong type of gay.

Cuz the nips are trying to ride the gay train and milk off with it to people thinking it's cool. It's not and its never going to catch on. What a waste of production money and value.

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>>148318406

>148324006
Not even going to give a (you)

>>148312667
What, you want more isekai instead?

>>148324006
Is it a waste if they make money?

>>148312667
This is how it always is. The season starts off with a lot of bait and then it's a guessing game as to which, if any, deliver.

>>148324133
Why would you need to guess when none of them ever delivers?

>>148324277
It all depends what your standard for delivery is.

You're right that theirs virtually no show that just comes out with it up front.

>>148312667
Yuri saves Anime.

>>148312667
last season was waifubait season, now it's yuribait season. This is just the natural cycle of seasonal anime.

>implying this is a bad thing
There's literally nothing wrong with it. In fact, you should be happy.

I've realized that most shows I enjoy include yuri.
If I were to post my favorite shows, most of them would include an mostly, if not all, girls cast.

>>148312667
literally all the pics in that image are the typical yuribait we get every season, there hasn't been an actual yuri anime since valkyrie drive

>>148324512
>you should be happy the industry pandered to MY taste
>>>/u/

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>>148324844
>>>/y/ou have to go back.

>>148312667
This is just the natural evolution of anime.

>>148325011
>if you don't like dyke baits you must be gay
Typical /u/ poster.

Literally not a single one of those is yuri.
Friendship =/= yuri

>>148312667
I only recognize Hibike, what are the other three?

>>148324844
>>148325101
I don't see why anyone would hate yuribait by itself. Even if you hate lesbians, most of the time the girls are close enough that you could suggest threesome yet aren't so gay that they would turn you down otherwise.

Can you explain why you hate it?

>>148325212
Because he finds the thought of women being sexually independent from men threatening.

>>148325212
Because yurifags are incapable of shutting their mouth up.

It's just a phase Japanese high school girls go through.

>>148325173
>friendship =/= yuri
Are you sure? Because they're pretty much the same thing to nips.

>>148325299
>le phase meme
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>148324844
What are you, gay?

>>148325256
So you let a fanbase that doesn't even effect the medium influence how you feel about something? You know you can like both like something and hate the fanbase right?

>>148322010

It's definitely old pasta.

>>148325496
So this thread is full of newfags, what a fucking surprise.

>>148325183
Someone answer onegaishimasu.

>>148312667
>yuri anime
More like yuribait anime.
Nothing will come out of any of it.
Hopefully they all flop (99.9% chance to happen) so we can get back to actual good anime, those retarded writers can learn only LL! sells.
Yurishit needs to die.

>>148325563
In a few years the yuribait will finally be replaced by real yuri. It's just a matter of time before the golden age of yuri comes in its full glory.

>>148325554
https://www.livechart.me/fall-2016/tv

You should be able to recognize them.

literally every post in this thread was made by me to be honest

>>148325653
So you like yuri or not?

>>148325688
I just love memez dude

>>148312667
I don't like yuri.

Because is a good season.

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>>148312667
Nothing will come out of it. It's time to face the truth, only manga can actually deliver yuri.

>>148312667
This should be the norm for every season. Yuri is great, but only when is not bait. I honestly hope the yuri of this season won't turn bait, but sadly something will surely turn bait. I'm already prepared for that. Still enjoying it while it lasts!

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>>148325563
>Nothing will come out of any of it

Just like hetshit harems you love so much then. Subtext is good enough

>Suddenly
Are you blind?

>>148326223
Retoree will go doggy style on Cyan's pussy at least, right?

>>148312667

Lantis

>>148312667
>real talk
Kill yourself.

>>148312667

because all of you fags love it

>>148321158

Don't watch anime as a seasonal thing. It helps. Also Late Night anime tends to have high and low periods and pretty much everywhere intelligible agrees it's in a low period. It's probably going to continue at least through 2017 with the hyper focus on fujoshi markets and idol stuff that the industry seems hell bent on exploiting.

There's nothing wrong with the show, it's the cancerous fanbase that leaked out of /u/ that is the main problem

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>>148312667
This season is perfect.

>>148326223
>Subtext is good enough
No it's not. The nips should grow some balls and go through with it.

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>>148321158
>am i just not into this sort of stuff anymore
You clearly are not. This is one of the most stacked seasons in the past three years. I don't know what the fuck you're doing if you can't find something you enjoy this season. I'm struggling to find the time for it all. Combining the shows I'm watching on Wednesday and Saturday alone makes for a total of 14, never mind the rest of the week. And so far, I haven't seen a single episode that has inclined me toward dropping, though I still have quite a few firsts left.

>>148327877
Is she right?

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>>148323975
you mean traps, cause theres a magical girl show with a trap mc.

>>148329476
Nothing wrong if he's a girl at heart

>>148329492
still gay

>>148312667
You missed ping pong and show by rock.

There's actually even MORE overt yuri.

>>148325173
>=/=
!=*

>>148312667
Because lots of dykes watch anime

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>>148312667
This season

>Brave Witches
>Yuri

She's just admiring her sister's scar because it represents her sacrifices during the war. Nothing gay about it.

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>>148312667
Because yuri sells.
If there's the smallest implication of yuri, yurishitters will flock to in droves. They're no better than fujos.

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>>148312667
Very good season to be honest.

What is bottom right? I thought izetta is the one with the boob scars. There is another anime with it?

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>>148312667
>bitches about "so much yuri this season"
>there's like 5 fujo series this season

were you disappointed that yuri on ice wasn't about lesbians iceskating?

>>148312667
Subtext is not yuri.

>>148331353
yurifags will adamantly say otherwise. If you go to any of threads that have just "subtext" and say its not yuri, they will run you out.

>>148331438
Yurifags are delusional retards, more news at ten.

>>148331461
ten years ago, no one would had said that on /a/, then again - this place is flooding with tumblr femnazis in incognito mode

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>>148331438
Just look hibikek for one.
Reina want to fuck Taki sensei.
Kumiko would probably end up with Shoeichi.

Just because they do the madoka homura gif, it doesnt mean they want to fuck each other.

>>148331461
Yeah sure
>girls acting as if they are madly in love with each other
>i-it's just yurifags' delusions!
Yurishitters are pathetic

>>148331575
You must have mental problems if you see gay in every interaction between girls.

>>148312667
What's the fourth one?

>>148331461
yes, but they're delusional retards who can be suckered for an easy profit.
Regardless of how boring, mundane or bland a show is, if there's just the slightest subtext of yuri, they will be there to eat it up.

>>148331575
>two highschool friends act like highschool friends
>"This must mean they are in love!"

People who see yuri in every interaction must be the same people who think that some random chick madly loves him because she gave him the time of day

>>148312667
I have hopes for flifla to turn into a real yuri anime but I guess it won't happen. Yuribait is okay too.

>>148331639
>You must have mental problems if you see gay in every interaction between girls.
>>148331659
>People who see yuri in every interaction
I never said that, stop pretending to be retarded.

>>148331512
tumblr loves yuri, though

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>>148312667
>real talk

Who started this shit? I find it irritating for some reason.

>>148312667
Where is Regalia and the other mahou shoujo shows?

>>148331284
Isn't that guy from Switzerland? They were neutral during WW2

>>148331955
Tumblr is an excuse used to bilittle anything or anyone you don't like.
You don't like postmen? Fucking tumblr postmen ruining the post industry.

>>148312667
What's the one on the bottom left?

>>148318406
>driving with my best bro
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>he's laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>he's also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing

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>>148332143
"Gay witch protecting a straight princess and her country from a Nazi invasion": the anime

>>148332224
>straight

>>148331438
Take off your hetgoggles.

>>148332043
Real talk.

Ain't nothing wrong with real talk.

>>148312667
>>148312667
To combat the yaoi anime this season.

The yaoi anime will win because anime aimed at Fujoshits usually has a higher percentage of being better than Yurishit anime.

>>148334003
>Fujoshits usually has a higher percentage of being better than Yurishit anime.
Lel no

>>148334061
>>>/v/

And yes, fujoshit anime does have a higher chance of being better than yurishit anime.

>>148334161
Not really.

>>148334161
Only if you like that.

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>>148334003
>>148334161
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/co/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>148312667
Because it does well. Because of the people on this board.
You're welcome / It's your fault. (delete as appropriate)

>>148325563
>yuribait
That makes me wonder why don't people use the term harembait too. The MC in harem anime either chooses one girl by the end or the the harem never goes anywhere, except the nice boat one of course.

>>148332205
haha fucking fag it was only a joke

>>148336984
because everyone knows that harems are generally garbage.
People who watch harems are to stupid to figure out that if the first volume of the manga/LN has a single girl on it, theres a 95% chance she is going to win.