yes

But she poops from there

Who knows?

>>148272008
Not right now, she doesn't.

How else are you going to be a good christian girl who saves her virginity for marriage? Take it up the butt for Jesus.

>>148272289
Having a dick inside your body constitutes sex, regardless of how it gets there.

If sperm from that dick winds up inside your body, too, it's definitely sex.

"Handjobs for Jesus" is a better alternative.

>>148272164
She could actually though.

A girl suddenly pooping on your dick during sex is pretty gross.

inb4 lelsofunneh memesters pretend they like that to be edgy and shocking

>>148272336
Oral definitely doesn't count.

>>148272351
You're pretty new, huh? It's a meme, ya dip.

>>148272382
Oral sex counts. Another good measure is "if you can get AIDS from it, it counts". inb4 someone says needles

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>>148272351
shit in mouth>shit on dik

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>>148272497
Drinking from the same glass as someone constitutes as sex?

>>148272497
I know the meme. Sorry I tried to expand upon it instead of just repeating it verbatim for the millionth time like every boring idiot likes it.

>>148272613
>misinformation is fact for the sake of internet arguments

Indirect kiss causes loss of virginity confirmed

>>148272675
Sarcasm was too subtle. Or simply non-existent.

>>148272746
I was asking more than saying, wouldn't the transfer of saliva be enough?

Her voice was annoying as hell

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>>148272783
Not unless you're gay.

>>148272882
Oh my bad, can't be transferred through saliva, only blood, semen, vagina fluid etc.
Your comment doesn't really make sense though.

If I'm being autistic enough, you could technically accidentally consume someone's blood in a public pool or something and contract it from that seeing as blood based transfer would work, but it seems unlikely.
I'll fuck off now.

>>148272783
>>148272979
No, HIV transfer is actually pretty difficult. It pretty much needs to be in blood and transfered directly form one body to the next. The only way you could get it from drinking after someone was if they had an open, bleeding sore in their mouth and you also had an open, bleeding sore in your mouth, and you shared A LOT of drinks. HIV doesn't even survive outside the human body very long on a clean, relatively calm surface. In a hostile environment like a pool, it wouldn't stand a chance.
I'm also not this retard >>148272882 but he's funny

>>148272979
The joke is that AIDS is the gay plague.

>>148273112
pretty much needs to be in blood or seminal/vaginal fluid*

>>148273113
Yes, I got that.
>>148273112
Thanks anon.

Did nobody else see the shitty informational video where people run around in alien costumes to represent what the virus does inside your body? It's the scariest fucking shit in the world if you're 6 but it tells you all of this.

>>148273197
No, post it and elighten ud

>>148271873
It's a real shame the sex scenes in this show were so short.

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>>148271873
i always imagine that she's chihaya