>My parents are overseas

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>My parents always work late and are never home.
>Loud noise goes on upstairs with voices. Parent mistakes it for puberty.

>MC tries to go overseas
>Dies in a plane crash and ends up in another world

>>148255783
>this thread

>I have two set of parents.
>My human parents and my magical girl parents.
>My human identity is slowly being over written by my memories from a previous life a.k.a I am basically 2 characters in 1 body and 1 of the characters is being erased/murdered.
>But we will never bring any of this up or talk about it!

>>148255783
>parents are overseas or never home or MC lives in an apartment because he wanted to stay in HS where he was but his parents moved to another city for work
>MC goes to bed early, has no friends, never invites people over for parties, has no GF

Are you shitting me, Japan? Having an empty house in HS is the ultimate ticket to get your dick wet. Just befriend that one senior who has a brother that works at a gas station or the one weird old guy that works as a janitor and will buy you all booze and have a fucking rager every weekend Jesus. I can't imagine what life is like as a Jap teen, it must be horrible. No GFs, no parties, no booze, no weed. How the fuck do they survive? Is studying like a drug to them?

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>>148255783
It's plot convenience so stuff like pic related doesn't happen.

>>148256492
>how do they survive

By not being degenerate outside of porn.

>MC parents are never around despite living with them.
>Nobody contacts the parents when shit hits the fan.

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>>148255783
>high school student living alone in a decent apartment

>>148255783
>greentext threads
>non-/a/ images
>>148256492
>>148256549
>3D arguments

>>>/out/

>mc walks in on girl
>mc gets punched
>girl walks in on mc
>mc gets punched
>mc doesn't walk in on anybody
>gets punched

>>148259492
>Side character walks out on a side character
>Nobody gets punched

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>>148259754
>mc walks in on girl
>girl finishes taking off her clothes while looking mc in the eye

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>Hey this show is really good, you just need to give it like 13 episodes

>>148255783
>my parents got sick of me and are paying for my apartment under the unspoken agreement that they don't have to see or hear me
I'd like to see that.

>>148256492
You're implying that we wouldn't do that same thing.

>>148259492
I actually really like that scene in Gundam where Amuro walks in on Mirai showering because they don't make a big deal out of it. He just sees her tits, gets a little bit flustered, and she asks him to fix her faucet. They didn't need her to shout "ANTA BAKA" and show several camera angles of her getting mad.

>>148256314
S-Sailor Moon?

>The side character is better than the Main Character.

>>148259492
>>148259754
>>148259840
>mc walks in on girl
>she looks at him in the face
>they stare at each other
>she has a flash of inspiration and says "kyaa" in the most deadpan way possible
>MC gets the fuck out

I prefer this though
>mc walks in on a girl
>she starts to get flustered
>he starts undressing to make it even

>>148260433
>girl walks in on mc
>mc goes "kyaa"

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>Parents are present just so they can die horribly in front of the protag.

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>>148256138
>4chan

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>Daijoubu

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> Girl walks in on girl
> Ara ara, they're so big!
> Come on, Let me play with them!
> MC is in the next room listening to everything

>>148260433
So Amagi?

>>148260477
I'm pretty sure this has happened already.

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> Best girl wants to suck dick but MC is a faggot

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>>148260751
>YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>148260751
it feels like it's been forever since i've seen this meme

>>148256543
Source?

>>148260909
SZS

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> It's an ass episode

>>148256492
>They've never had a party where everyone was on Molly.

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>>148256492
>No GFs, no parties, no booze, no weed. How the fuck do they survive?
H-haha, I-I wonder how.

>>148255783
I'm sorry to hear that, Trashtruck-kun

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>>148259492
>Step dad walks out of my life
>i don't get hit anymore

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>>148260930
This whole fucking scene right here, doesn't help that it's by the same author.

>>148256492
>parties, booze, weed
I don't understand the appeal of these things. Video game night with a small group of friends is so much more comfy

>>148255783
>parents overseas
>fortunately 12 y/o imouto can do all the cooking, cleaning, shopping, household budgeting, yard maintenance, and pet care for myself and the three dozen alien monster-girl robot fairy princesses that live here.

>>148264711
It's an easy cheap way to get laid.

>>148259492
>mc is
>gets punched in the ballsack
>mc isn't
>gets his testicles removed by force
If I ever see an mc get punched for retarded shit like this by a retarded female, and she gets away with it, I instantly close my media player, delete the series, and never look back

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>>148255783
>oh we're pretty boys, let me suddenly get naked
There's been a lot of time travel in recent anime I've noticed.

>>148259492
Fuck everyone, I live for this shit.

>>148255783
>MC is surrounded by Monsters who could tare him open from rib cage to rib cage
>Doesn't stack up on enough Guns to end WWII

I don't get this, Like in Such cases like Another, Rosari Vampire, Higurashi, and HighSchool DxD or Anime where your surrounded by enemies why does the MC never stack up on Glocks every day?

>>148265440
>howdy dudes, I'll use my credit card

>>148265440
Do you know how hard it is to get real guns in Japan?

>>148265500
Can't you get Hunting rifles and shit there?! Either those or import some from Italy. Literally, I wanna see an anime where the MC comes into this situation, goes home, and comes back looking like fucking Rambo. I'd be cool as shit.

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>>148265440
>from rib cage to rib cage
H-How many rib cages you got senpai?

>>148265440
Guns are pretty hard to get if not impossible to get in Japan. Hell, even Jap soldiers have a hard time acquiring their service rifles.

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>MC lives in a dojo/shrine temple
>girls starts moving in

>>148266257
Isn't it usually the other way around with the dojo/temple setting?

>>148255783
>My father is a foreigner and my mother is Japanese
>My surname is Japanese
Why?

>japanese trucks
>japanese cold

>>148266898
I think a foreigner father only applies to shoujoshit. It's usually a foreigner mothers.

>>148265440
The MC of Rosario Vampire had no idea what he was in for and couldn't just back out. I think it would be more interesting if it was done Lost Boys style where he Home Alone + Macguyvers improvised weapons and props against specific monster types anyway.

>>148267255
>japanese truck carrying the japanese cold strain on the back

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>>148268878
The end times

>>148256110
>MC isn't in the flight plan
>Calls it in

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>My parents are dead.

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>>148267255

>>148259840
>>148260433
I wish anime would stop trying to subvert this tired-as-fuck joke and just drop it.

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>>148256110

>>148256492
Have fun cleaning up.

>>148259754
I laughed hard enough that I don't really have a suitable reaction image.

>>148264711
Weed is actually cool
>inb4 DUDE DRUGS LMAO

seriously, you should try it if you have the chance, I only befriend stoners because they usually know where to get more

>>148256492
>how do people survive without the most base, simplistic carnal pleasures
>HOW DO YOU GET BY AS A HIGHSCHOOLER WITHOUT BOOZE AND DRUGS I DONT GET IT

Probably by having a frontal lobe that's developed, at all.

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>dad entrusts a 12 year old to drive a car every single day of his life at 4am because for some reason a hotel wants tofu at four in the fucking morning
did I do it right

>>148267621
Mari from Love Live Sunshine has an Italian-American father but for some reason has a Japanese surname.

>>148256492
studying felt like a drug at times and at other times severe torture. sometimes completing a problem or just thinking about a certain concept gave me this euphoric feeling

>MC's family runs a Japanese sweets shop or traditional inn
>MC lives with his grandparents who are literal saints