Your wife is crying, what are you going to do about it?

>>148229615
Slap some sense into her.

>>148229615
Impregnate her before the death van's reach my door.

I give her "that"!

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She must need more impregnating. After she gives birth to more lolis she will be happy again.

>>148229615
I already have a waifu. Why would I need a wife?

>>148229715
You do realize it can make things worse right? never heard of post natal depression?

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>>148229755
What kind of creature could create a loli and feel depression?

>>148229872
A 3D woman.

>>148229615
"Why are you crying?"

Gathering information is always the first way to solve a problem.

>>148229615
>vlc

>>148229920
betsuni, nandemonai.

>>148229872
Rustle

Is it because I'm infertile? I can't do anything about that.

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>>148229615
Did the baldy say something again?

>>148230011
You could at least let another man impregnate her anon. She would even let you watch!

>>148229951
Then I slap this bitch because I don't speak chinese.

>>148230064
No thanks. I'd rather kill myself.

>>148230064
I bet he doesn't even have a shed.

>>148229615
Stick my dick in her mouth. It will stop the crying sounds and give her the attention she wants.

>>148229872
the type of woman who gets hormonal when impregnated with a loli

besides, how would you feel if the loli you held so close got out?

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This show was great.
It reminded me of the harsh reality that I'll never get married and probably die alone without knowing the proper touch of a woman.

>>148229933
this anon does it often "just to trigger you"
it is even in the filename

>>148229951
Well seeing as how I don't speak Japanese I would believe it safer to assume the worst.

Naturally I immediately raise my fists in a defensive posture and make a break for the nearest exit in a serpentine pattern.

I make sure to pick up any nearby objects that can be used as a weapon in case the exit is already compromised and I need to defend myself.

If I'm unable to escape safely I throw the nearest missile I can find at her and attempt to overpower her using the weapons (if any) that I managed to procure.

If all else fails as a last resort I attempt to feign insanity and begin acting like a male yandere in an attempt to confuse her long enough for me to gain the advantage and make the appropriate decision to secure a favorable outcome.

>>148229986
Has he lost his sight yet?

>>148230064
Make sure that it's a melanin-enriched gentleman!

>>148229951
Shit, she's speaking in some demon tongues. Better break out the exorcism kit.

>>148229615
im gonna carry that weight.

>>148232153
same

>>148229615
Feed her eggs.

Tell her >ii kagen ni shite

I need a cute wife now /a/, please marry me

Who is this semen demon?

>>148234572
But I'm not cute at all!

>>148229615
Show her my penis which will make her start laughing uncontrollably due to its size

>>148234996
She's your cute little hugging pillow!

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>>148229615
Shove my smelly cunt in her face and have her clean it

Hug, talk, sex, eat. That is, if I'm not the cause of her crying. If so, then work things out immediately, don't try to "get some space," that shit never works.

t. Happily married anon