I cannot fucking believe how well this works as an anime.
I am absolutely thrilled.
Best girl animated, all is right with the world.
C-CROSS COUNTER?!
>>148220271
I-IT CANT BE!
>>148219883
>>148220308
When I saw those I fucking lost my mind
Just finished the first episode.
I have the biggest smile on my face. That was great.
>come for ecchi, butts, tits, and fapping
>stay for girls with distinct accents/personalities and intense, relatively well-animated battles
This is the pinnacle of human achievement and the envy of the world.
>>148219883
wheres the 8 exclamation marks nigger?
>>148220644
I-I'm sorry
>the butts shining and special butt attacks
this is the final frontier of shonen
>>148220271
ONE HIIIIIIIIIP
I WANNA EAT ASS
Anal doujins when?
>anime filled withaccents
MUH
Well, this was way better than I expected. Picked the fuck up.
>they said they would make 6 ovas with the BD
Can anyone confirm this? I'd love to see the first few pre-school training arcs animated.
>well animated
>uses stock characters and archetypes in proper and non-annoying ways
>setting, plot, and characterization are watertight
If they get a bit better at pacing the exposition scenes, this will be 100% amazing
If the clumsy girl uses a "drunken" mASSter style, it is AOTY
>On Brazil there is a thing called surra de bunda.
>this gets animated.
I need more....
Is it just me or did Crunchy fuck up the stream? All I saw were jaggies everywhere and it was really jarring.
>>148221382
It's on Keijo website, already confirmed like one month ago. BD 1 will be out next month.
>>148222100
Then, I hope it's the start of the manga, and if so I can't wait.
Anyone got the 9 butts page?
>The best anime of 2016 is about girls hitting each other with their asses
This is so fucking surreal, man.
Remember guys, this is a very serious anime.
>look into it purely for shits and giggles at the absurdly hilarious premise and presentation that might just be an extremely tongue in cheek spoof of the retardedly sexual nature of anime in general, and maybe get a good boner out of it
>it actually had a great first episode with decent characters and was legitimately better than most other stuff currently airing so far
>also got a great boner out of it
I'm so glad I get to be alive to experience this.
anime is truly dead
>>148222375
It actually is though.
>>148219883
I almost feel tempted to pick up the manga.
>>148222415
Keijo saves the anime
>>148219883
>mfw it turned out that this actually has 10/10 animation
I thought it would just be some stupid fap bait, but it's literally Kill la Kill with butt fighting
did nips like it?
>>148222436
>I've touched the entire student body
Gold
>>148222461
Go ahead, it's fun as fuck.
>>148222493
I am also curious about this
I don't even like ecchi but I feel that I need to watch this
>rattles their brains with her ass
>HAYAI
Weapons of Ass Destruction
>>148222607
Watch it, it's not very ecchi in spite of the premise
>>148222607
>not watching the super interesting stuff Xebec makes
>>148219883
>tfw I avoid shit like this most of the time because they almost have horrible animation and overload of cg with bland characters
>give it a try cause horny af
>nice animation
>entertaining characters
>while shit is ridiculous it holds logic
>a shonen feel to it
>still hot
this is great
>>148222698
>>148219883
>>148222607
I dropped Seikon no Qwaser (after a season and change) and I LOVED this first episode. I even put my dick to bed before watching because I didn't want to die (tomboys, fit girls are my fetishes) and still enjoyed it that much.
I love the tomboyish energy of the main girl so much.
>>148222780
>I dropped Seikon no Qwaser
I don't blame you. It started off well enough, but started getting majorly muddled as time went on.
>>148222493
I don't think so, the don't really like ecchi nowadays.
>>148222549
The MC is so cute
>>148222741
It's kind of a shame they skipped the first like...~30-40 chapters since those actually make the series even MORE logical, by some fucking miracle. The author ironically understood how dumb the premise was and therefore took a great deal of time laying out the fundamentals of the sport.
No fooling, if you can bear with the stupidity Keijo is bloody incredible.
>>148222776
IT HURTS ALREADY
>>148222848
Bullshit. If there's any sort of eternal constants with the Japanese, it's the following:
>highschool setting
>dense MC
>ecchi harem stuff
>we're trapped in a videogame/fantasy alternate world
>blandest bitch wins the MC's heart every time
Two nukes weren't enough.
>final fight is houki vs chitoge
Kek
>>148222616
Hayai!
>>148222875
>if you can bear with the stupidity Keijo is bloody incredible.
That's like saying if you can bear with the stupidity of every girl, Nisekoi is a harem masterpiece.
>>148219883
Picked up
>>148222944
No it isn't.
Nisekoi is constant horse shit for 200 chapters. The only "horse shit" of Keijo is the initial hurdle of whether or not you can accept a series about a tits and ass sport.
>>148222901
>>ecchi harem stuff
Come back after you see a TRUE ecchi.
Also, those you mentioned sell pretty bad.
CERBY CHAN WHEN
What would sex doggystyle be like with one of those characters?
>>148222493
Uh if you want to see their nico broadcast reception you will have to wait 14 hours because nico got one day delay. If you want to know the stalker numbers, you need to wait at least 2 more weeks to get a somewhat reliable prediction.
Keijo official twitter did post this though, so I don't know if this is good or bad but at least Nips are watching it.
>>148223556
one of the characters has a big, soft ass so that's something to consider
most of them are really firm and they tighten up a whole lot
>>148223556
Your cock would either end up crushed or sensually massaged. Maybe one then the other.
>>148222489
But Kill la Kill didn't have 10/10 animation.
>>148223556
>>148223556
You will never know. You will never comprehend.
I can't do this
Whats with the weird digital look and anti-aliasing? Is it just horriblesubs? Dont think I've ever seen an anime that has that problem.
>>148224000
I might be mistaken, but It's just very "clean". There's no CGI involved from what I can tell.
>>148224000
I didn't notice but I was also not paying close attention. Saw a lot of complaints about it
everytime I look at hanabi it reminds me of Hisoka and vice versa
Great episode. Sayaka best girl.
>can break you jaw and give you a concussion with her ass.
I'm intrigued, but horrified.
>>148219883
Xebec is saved.
>>148224263
>knocking people out with the sheer force of an ass impacting their jaw to rattle their brain
That sounds illegal and dangerous. What kind of fucking crazy bloodsport is this anyway?
so is this the next example skws will use to get anime banned in the west?
>>148224313
Keijo is srs bzns
>>148222848
TLR Darkness says otherwise.
Those dakis can go easily for thousands of dollars on their Yahoo auction sites
>>148224313
>What kind of fucking crazy bloodsport is this anyway?
the best kind
>>148224349
>using this as an example to get anime banned
>when Xebec has done shit like Butlers, TLR, and so on
>>148224313
No bullshit it actually kind of is a bloodsport.
There are a few deaths from keijo every year in-series
>>148224313
You answered your question. It's a crazy bloodsport. Just like gladiator fights. It's an orgy of sex and violence, the ultimate of degeneracy.
>>148224000
Over-sharpened or something.
>literally just found and binge read the manga 3 days ago
>anime released just now
the god of ass is watching over medoujins when
>>148224349
>can use your superior female ass cheeks to rattle someones brain
how in the hell is this not empowering?
>sports anime comedy
>revolving around ass fighting
2016 is the new best year for anime fight me
>>148224498
>spoiler
Never.
>>148224404
To be fair what sport doesn't have deaths occurring every year?
Badminton is pretty fucking dangerous.
This anime takes itself serious and that makes it better.
who's your Keijo wife? Mio is mine and mine alone
>>148223556
It would be extremely painful
>>148224583
She's not interested though.
I'm glad I caught up with the manga a while back despite how fucking stupid the premise sounded. It's really filled the void I had when I finished catching up with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I'm a little worried that the manga is gonna get more normal and toned down now that it's in professional keijo.
>>148224640
>meatspin.jpg
>It's joke
>>148222328
Man I feel like things have just really come around. Truly 2016is the future.
Making a collage of all the stupid sentences that are 100% serious in the manga would be amazing.
"Ass Gatling"
"Ass Guillotine"
"Was that ass made by panasonic?"
"That ass is chasing me!"
>>148224718
>an ass will never chase you
How about a character who fights using farts? They could pressurized by her one piece swimsuit.
>>148224695
It's completely worth it.
>>148224695
>he doesn't combine his /sp/ and /e/
Aside from the ridiculous concept of a sport revolving around girls bashing butts together, it's 100% serious.
>>148224548
Are you kidding? I can't tell.
Don't you just thwack little birdies in badminton? As for keijo
>drowning
>concussions
>lasting injury
>hair getting caught in chains
>>148224583
Kazane-chan easily
>>148224695
>>>/reddit/
or
Stay one Facebook you fucking twat
>>148224695
Yeah nigga
>>148224718
>"Was that ass made by panasonic?"
>>148224695
Just do it, you fgt
>>148224695
I'm not joking. It's very entertaining.
I love facesitting
>>148224718
My absolute favorite is "vajrass"
Those asses are powerful for sure, but can they defeat the cock?
>>148224905
Cocks are disqualified.
>>148224905
You can't beat the cock, man
>>148224718
Contribooty-in
>>148224905
Unless you meant futa shimpos, yes.
>>148223556
Like that gif of Gianna Michaels when she did a special combo with her ass and the guy had to back out.
>>148224840
>>148224811
It's an actual phrase from the arc they skipped
How long until we get an anime about ripped guys fighting by slapping each other with their dicks?
>>148225074
What exactly was skipped? The various training and such before getting into the butt-bumping school?
>>148225077
You mean JoJo?
>>148225124
kind of like JoJo, but with less clothing and switching stands with dicks
>>148225120
The whole exams arc(they're just like the ones from (Hunter x Hunter), it's not needed but at the same time entertaining, I would pick East x West arc any day
>>148225077
>>148225203
Japan can't even have dildos on display without censoring them or removing the details from the shape.
>>148225016
I hated her especially, that's why I dropped it when she became the chosen one instead of just a cow.
>>148225077
>cock fighting
>not "muscle pressing" where bara dudes crush their toned bodies against each other and try to use their flexing to directly disrupt the opponent's flexing
>>148225120
The first episode is chapter 35.
>>148225023
that sounds hilarious, you got a link?
>>148224718
Not that quotable but one of my favourite moments. Keijo is at it's best when it makes you want to scream things along the lines of "what the fuck is that?" and "is that even fucking legal?".
>>148225312
I wannahugdis houki
>>148225362
this entire fucking fight
how is xebec going to handle samurai tits going topless for half the fight?
Why did the 1080p look like shit?
>>148225417
Since her iai titnique is so fast the nipple will just be a blur?
>>148225077
How long until you kill yourself you disgusting homo?
I hope the novelty of butt bashing doesnt wear out half season out.
>>148225694
ASS WE CAN
This show is ASS.
ASS.
>>148219883
Anime-only fag here: is there any artistic merit and substance to this show and its premise, or is it as face-value and shallow as it seems?
Because I'm a firm believer that pandering for the sake of pandering is what's inherently wrong with the Industry, and if one enjoys such shows, even ironically, they're an enemy of the medium. I suspect I will have to drop this show for good, but nonetheless I welcome answers.
>>148225794
Don't use the Luka to shitpost
>>148225794
Just have fun. Goddammit anon.
I'm lazy as fuck about completing shows, so I better watch this before too many episodes pile up. Not so crazy about sports anime, but hey, ass!
>>148225794
>Is there artistic value in a show about girls hitting each other with their asses.
I want you to think very carefully about what you just asked.
Dem butt cannon.
>>148225794
Comedy is the absolute greatest artistic merit you fucking autist
>>148225872
That's not even it's final form
>>148225794
Find a new hobby.
>>148225794
>>148225794
>face-value and shallow
this show is hilarious because it takes something as silly as oshirizumo and makes it the focus, pad it with shounen battle&sport manga tropes and play it seriously, the contrast is what makes it great.
If you dont understand that, you're the one who's shallow. if you just dont like the premise then fine but dont belittle it just because youre too stuck up to enjoy it.
Supersonic ass.
>>148226180
>that extra-bold outlining
They fucking nailed it man. Some scenes are obviously low budget filler, but they put all of their heart into the scenes on Land.
>>148226340
I think /a/ actually likes it
>>148226335
Why have this fight without the emotional backdrop to it?
>>148221296
patience my child, patience.
>>148226412
In Keijo universe yes alongside gambling
This anime only proves Ass>Tits.
>>148226414
I mean perhaps but I had hoped this place would have enough intelligence to realize how absolutely mind-blowingly retarded this show's premise is.
I know it's a fucking ecchi site but Jesus. This is the most blatantly stupid series conceit I've seen in a long while. Couldn't have just made a series about cute girls in a king of the hill sport.
>>148226424
It's unnecessary because they skip the first three volume. In this episode it's just one of the spectacle. Would be great if they could expand Miyata's backstory a bit more as they go on though.
>>148226375
Yeah, I like my Land scene be good.
>>148222461
I'm going to at the end of the season
>>148226601
But anon, it'sfun
>>148226424
just to show off how the races will be animated, I guess
I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get her backstory; I think they might've been able to squeeze it in by skipping the last few seconds
>>148224313
yeah I was not ready for that scene, all silly fun then pink hair chick is giving everyone concussions with blink speed ass judo moves.
I'm terrified but highly aroused.
>>148222875
And yet people were complaining that the anime would be slow as fuck if they adapted the early chapters, but now that it decided to skip it all they're complaining because it skipped them.
For fuck's sake you all.
And this is great. Too bad for all the normalfags and people who take anime too seriously who won't get to enjoy it though.
>>148224718
>>148226601
This is one of the most blatantly stupid posts I've seen in a long time.
Get over yourself, faggot.
>>148226601
>have enough intelligence to realize how absolutely mind-blowingly retarded this show's premise is
that
is
the
joke
>>148226601
Take a shotgun enema, you fucking joyless faggot.
>>148226687
I actually think it's "too bad" but I don't think it was a bad decision. I was actually impressed with how they handled getting into the series in episode 1. If it adapted the entire series...yeah, I don't think there'd even be a good place to end without rushing hard
The butt spirit didnt reach some anons.
>>148226601
It seem you're braindead enough to not recognize a fucking self-aware spokon parody.
Drink bleach, your mommy will thank you for it.
As an assman this show is wonderful.
Just imagine any of the girls sitting on your face.
>>148226601
Perhaps you should kill yourself after realizing that anime was never meant for your kind.
Go complain on the MAL forums about how the industry is dying or something, then masturbate to how much of a masterpiece Re:Zero was.
>>148226829
I wonder what it would actually feel like to fuck these girls. It'd either be the ultimate bliss on your dick, or it would be like putting your wiener in a hydraulic press.
>>148223702
Sometimes it did, when it wasn't busy doing its best slideshow impression
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
Just imagine the force of their farts, they could make a man come just from farting on a dick.
>>148226898
>*shrugs*
Fuck off.
Just a reminder
Ass > Tits
>>148226601
it's better than the average "Oh no, I just fell on her tits" harem since it's actually self aware and flips the genre on its head.
What a suprise, the average weeb is too stupid to understand the concept of satire.
Who could have predicted this?
>>148226640
>>148226705
>>148226726
>>148226764
>>148226821
>>148226891
>>148227006
Stop giving the retard (you)s you fags. He's clearly too gay to understand the appeal of ass.
>>148224770
According to google badminton has one of the highest numbers of deaths caused by cardiac arrest while playing, out of all sports.
>>148226829
God what i would give to bury my face on the asses, or play around with their buttcheeks, or get a buttjob, or anal sex, or just feel their asses.
>>148227098
I bet they'd be calling it a masterpiece if all Keijo players were male.
>>148227119
shit, man
>>148226949
how about you fuck off to go think about a more constructive response?
>>148219883
I want a figure of the Keijo girl that has the wolf spirit in pose.
>>148227139
Am I the only one watching this to fantasize about using toned stomachs as pillows?
T and A are clearly too dangerous
>>148227098
>He's clearly too gay to understand the appeal of ass.
>tfw all the ass and tits didn't do anything for me and I still enjoyed it
>>148220271
What even happened here?
How is she buttheading these people at all, let alone so fast no one can see?
Why hasn't she been disqualified for presumably drowning two people?
>>148219883
Why would her having a chest or not have made any fucking difference?
>>148227148
Keijo saving anime from the fujos
>>148227001
>>148219883
So it's true.
Tits are just fake asses.
>>148226898
>*shrugs*
Fuck off.
>>148227198
I want to fuck Fujisaki the most. Her ass literally has a mind of its own, imagine how it'd move on your dick. It even fucking growls on its own. I want to spank it and make it whine until it submits.
I like these characters, but I just can't take the actual sport. I'm probably going to keep watching anyway though desu.
>>148227198
She calls her ass Cerberus and occasionally talks to it, also she's into yaoi
>>148224583
>>148227255
>What even happened here?
>How is she buttheading these people at all, let alone so fast no one can see?
Long story short, "hayai" I think it might have something to do with softball, which she used to play.
>Why hasn't she been disqualified for presumably drowning two people?
It's within the rules/there are people who rescue fallen players. There are only a few legitimately forbidden techniques.
>Why would her having a chest or not have made any fucking difference?
It isn't obvious at the start but breasts play a large roll in keijo play. Small breasts = low defense
>>148227311
I'd be glad to die if i could get a taste of her butt.
What shortcuts did they take on the cheaper scenes to get such jagged lines on the characters? Drawing the frames on tablets or something?
So is this shounen? I might pick it up.
This season is terrible from the looks of it anyway, might as well watch it since I'm only watching Hibike at the moment.
>>148227352
It would probably be over before you realized what's going on, though.
Oh my god the doujins about this are going to be glorious.
>anticipating Megu-nee's sonic butt whip and positioning your dick so it doesn't work
>then using your own techniques to make her orgasm before she can understand what happened
>dick cannon to counter the butt cannon
>and so on
>>148227255
She used to play softball you know.
Basically softball has a technique where the pitcher long steps forwards to shorten the distance to the batter.
She uses that to teleport ohko people
>>148227297
Keijo providing answers to anime's greatest questions
>>148227309
>checking the character wiki
oh, that's a lot of ass.
>Checking Fujisaki
Jesus this is the best.
>>148227098
Actually I'm at tits man but whatever, the horny underagedb& here are just gonna swarm anyone who dares points out how retarded this show is.
>>148226726
>If you accept that the show is brain-destroyingly stupid then it's good!
>>148227337
>best girl is a fujo
Why is this allowed?
>>148227499
>*tips fedora*
>>148227337
Sold, I'll take 2
I hope it has a button on the stand that makes the growling noise.
Will there be those floppy torpedo tits later?
>>148227499
>I only watch mature animes for mature people like myself
>If you like things I don't like you're underage
Fuck off.
>>148227387
>So is this shounen?
yeah
How can i watch this and fap at the same time?
>>148227499
>If you accept that the show is brain-destroyingly stupid then it's good!
But it isn't. The problem here is that you've ingrained how any show with lewd service must be bad into your mind due to somehow taking anime too seriously.
On the bright side, that mindset is shared by plenty of people on most other communities. You should visit them instead of /a/.
>>148227499
This show is actually extremely intelligent. I'm sorry it's too deep for you.
>>148227552
enuma elish tits
>>148227552
flopping iaido tit
>>148227431
>>148227350
I don't see how softball helps you get your ass to chin level.
>Small breasts = low defense
Why is this?
>>148227695
If they were big they could sent your opponent flying, you'll see later.
>>148227695
Breast cushioning. Without that cushion/line of defense you could get bad hits on your ribs.
The series uses a lot of sports techniques "creatively"/loosely to add variety. I don't remember the exact softball explanation since that chapter is early on.
>>148227695
The softball thing has to do with closing the gap between you and the opponent
>>148227737
This defies Newton's third law.
>>148227688
Does her tit weigh 10 pounds?
>>148227688
Beautiful
>>148227768
in that case it's outright sports manga superpowers; there are a lot of those in the series
>>148227617
I'm watching Brave Witches you presumptuous cunt.
My problem with Keijo isn't the fanservice, it's the fact that it unironically tries to make a fucking shounen out of literal ass warfare.
(And no Strike/Brave Witches is nowhere near as stupid before you try to pull that one on me)
God why do I even bother when you retarded 15-year-old redditor fanboys aren't going to listen to a word I say.
I was honestly too embarrassed to even watch this alone with no chance of being observed.
>>148227688
Damn, thought they would need to be in swimsuit all the time.The slap gonna leave some crazy bruising. I suppose the manga never touch on the brusing and shit? Maybe other injuries mentioned. Yeah, its silly to ask but the author might be including them for whatever reason.
>>148227823
>Strike/Brave Witches is nowhere near as stupid
>you will never be groped by a gay American girl
>>148226340
It's an ecchi show. As far as ecchi goes, it's great. I don't know what else you want out of ecchi to be honest. Furthermore, I don't think this thread shows any evidence of anyone watching this butt anime ironically.
You know what, let me go out and say it. I don't think anyone watches any ecchi 'ironically' because it's quite obvious what the show is and what it is not. I would watch "Star Wars Episode 2" 'Ironically' because it takes itself far to seriously for how poor it is. I would pre-order "Final Fantasy 7, PS4" 'ironically' because I know that no matter how shit it will inevitably be when it is released, it will make Sqeenix quadrillions and my boycotting of the game will be pointless anyway, so I may as well be smug in the satisfaction of being the only person to have played the game and got the expected experience out of it.
I would NOT, however, claim to watch porn ironically, because it's porn. I come to cum, so to speak. Bad or good porn, it's porn.
>>148227841
No, people do get injured and it's a big problem if it happens.
Also yeah, tits being out is part of the reason the sport is so popular.
>>148227841
The MC suffered a massive injury after the east west warher nipples couldn't get erect
>>148220552
I unironically agree
So this is like, Beyblade but Beybeasts are Assbeasts?
>>148227823
>it unironically tries
but that's the irony you idiot
Holy shit. I thought this was some fan service show about swimming. Instead I got some over-the-top ass/tit American Gladiators shit with ridiculous shounen special attacks. This is fucking amazing.
>>148227920
only for one character
her butt seemingly has a mind of its own
>>148227841
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there is some of that. This guy seems to know his shit, and wounded women are really fucking hot.
At least, I hope there is some shit like that. It will arouse my desire to protect and nurture.
>>148227823
>it's the fact that it unironically tries to make a fucking shounen out of literal ass warfare.
But that's exactly what makes it so great. It gets an idea as dumb as that and takes it so seriously that it ends up being amazing.
>Strike/Brave Witches is nowhere near as stupid
It's about a bunch of pantsless teenagers who wear leg planes and fight robo-bees in the sky. I love it as well but you should accept that the idea doesn't make much sense either.
Is this /u/
>>148227841
I'm interested on how the anime is gonna address this too, are there veteran players that visibly have scars and shit from the years of doing it? what about childbearing potential?
>>148227909
Wait what? How does that work?
SOMEBODY PUT THE OLYMPICS ON THE PHONE.
THE 2020 TOKYO OLYMPICS JUST FOUND THEIR MAIN EVENT.
>>148228108
>THE 2020 TOKYO OLYMPICS JUST FOUND THEIR MAIN EVENT.
Wouldn't happen, the risk of breast cancer would be too much. Fuck 3d women and their weak bodies.
Keijo!!!!!!!!
>>148228138
diamonds
>>148227888
>>148227909
Nice to see some of that addressed in the manga.
>>148228096
Nerve endings or path issue probably. Or maybe a psychological one.
Elementary school Keijo division when?
>>148228108
>wanting another Black dominated sport
>>148227909
A forbidden technique was used that temporarily made her nipples like swords, but at a great cost. That's the simplification.
>>148228108
>3DPD
>>148227888
What kinda of injuries are we talking about?
>>148225794
on the other hand, Xebec has the best T&A
>>148227949
Not him but I think the difference is for one of them ass is something additional that just happens to be in there to please the eye. You could imagine a similar anime and there are similar anime where girls transform and have mechanical devices that help them fly and fight, it isn't much of a novel concept really in itself. Nanoha does it for example. This however is literally a story where the plot is the fanservice and that plot is ridiculous.
>>148228226
Hip ones are the biggest worry, also concussions, after that bruising from getting beaten on too much. Then you've got weird issues like the loss of nipple perkiness. The hip/back issue is the biggest one in the series, if I remember right
>>148228224
I'm sure with the rising in popularity of robots, esports, and hologram music idols, eventually we'll get robot waifu olympics.
>>148228241
That's a little dumb.
Strike Witches is my favorite franchise. In the first minute of the first season there's more fanservice than there was in the entire first episode of Keijo. It's an anime where nobody fucking wears pants, for christ's sake, and they never address it.
It's stupid as FUCK, and WAY more perverted. On the other hand, there's a lot else to it that makes it a good series.
Similarly there's a lot to Keijo, you'd have to be willingly blind not to see it.
>>148227688
Someone crunch the numbers on this and figure out how fast her boob is moving.
>>148228302
>robot wars but with waifus and keijo
Glorious
>>148228020
Kinda.
Yuri-ish hinting aside there are two explicit lesbians.
>>148228020
>>148228381
oh right and I can't neglect to mention that as far as we know most of the girls are straight; one girl was even married and had a kid
>>148228302
>>148228346
>you will live to see the dawn of the true net age and connect with your cyberbrain to create AI/tulpa waifus to fight on the online keijo circuit
>that fucking crunch when she KOs people with her ass
These bitches they don't fuck around
>>148228381
I think only Mio is gay
I've read a few chapters before, what happened to the guy from the beginning?
>>148228460
Nah there's that girl who wants Mio's swaying tits.
>>148228523
The guys back home aren't relevant
>>148228523
>>148228523
>>148228589
> in one interview, mangaka admit that his editor made him add male characters that could be Nozomi romantic interest. Mangaka said that Nozomi don't need that and that she only wants money and refuse to let romance in but editor insisted. So he add those male characters and then don't do anything with them and basically forget about them.
I give up on anime
>>148228549
Oh yeah the heart pupils girl I almost forgot about her
>>148228621
>literally a strong independent woman
Based
Can you list the different accents that the characters have? All I know is that the MC has a Kansai accent.
>>148228621
>Mangaka said that Nozomi don't need that and that she only wants money
The mc we needed
One of the freshest show this season.
A good show if turn your brain off and just enjoy they nonsensical bullshit that it pulls.
>>148228691
>Kansai, Hiroshima and country bumpkin
>>148225417
have you seen TLR? xebec are masters of fucking light rays, and steam. They'll get around it. Or use convenient framing
>>148228733
>A good show if turn your brain off
stop this meme
>>148228746
Who speaks with a Hiroshima accent?
>>148228840
Kazane, the quiet girl
>>148228621
My respect for the man just increased 10fold.
>>148221296
Shut up, you piece of shit
>put in a childhood friend love interest
>never relevant again
the NTRmen are already deploying
this is fucking amazing! I can't think of anything else!
>>148228859
Oh, huh. Guess I didn't notice. Thanks.
Can't wait for catgirl animated
>>148226578
So uh, its not a real sport? Damn, that'd be the thing I could get behind.
Is Keijo full of lesbians like every other female sport?
>white's special move is giving herself a wedgie
>>148229079
Nice joak
>>148229081
No, read the thread retard.
>>148228621
can you post the interview?
>>148229081
No, quite the contrary. Very few lesbians/yuri feelings.
That said the two main characters are pretty gay.
>>148229249
Sadly I cannot! I'm just quoting an anon.
>>148229283
Then it must be true!
>>148223556
You'd be powerless.
Might as well be this.
>mfw watching this show.
>>148229313
Yes
The ending song is so fucking good and those visuals full of animation too, thank you based Xebec.
>>148229249
I found this http://natalie.mu/comic/pp/keijo
>>148229381
>Xebec
Well, I didn't know they're in charge of this. Now I'm interested.I'm waiting for the Blu-rays.
>thinking about how funny it would be to insert jojo sound effects while watching the op
>turns out they're pretty much already in there from the get go
All i need is an otaku girl shouting out muda muda and I'll import the blurays myself.
>>148228802
this isn't a good post even if you turn your brain off
>>148229381
>that ass cloud
This series should've been cancelled after about a month. Says a lot about the stupid readership that support this trash...
>>148229446
That's because you need your brain on to appreciate it.
>>148229431
there aren't a lot of nipples in the manga, there won't be in the anime either
Where did all of these faggots come from? /v/?
>>148229554
Just because the show features asses doesn't mean it's your own personal Google for ass-related doujinshi, retard. Fuck off to /r/.
>>148229536
Is it censored that much, then? Probably won't watch it right away anyway, but I figured it would be unwatchable almost. I'm pleasantly surprised.
>>148222524
Is the ghost wolf choking on a butt?
>>148229313
The link is already posted, so feel free to check it for yourself. It's supposed to be after the part where mangaka said "you can't enjoy this manga if you cares about those minor details!"
>>148229605
There was exactly one scene that could have been censored this episode, and it wasn't.
>left the Keijo (nip) hashtag search on in a tag a couple hours ago
>hundreds of tweets
Well that's nice.
>>148229605
Surprisingly enough this is a sports series more than a fanservice series. It seems like the author momentarily tried fanservice (there was a brief arc that took place in some showers) but it was a really short moment. Mostly, it's just really funny. Nipples do appear more prominently much later, but mainly for techniques -- otherwise it's like "look! nipples!"
>>148229605
so basically no it's not censored really
>>148229607
the ghost wolf IS the butt
>>148229646
>>148229659
Nice. Thanks, /a/nons!
Will definitely watch it for the lulz sometime.
>>148229697
Stop posting like a faggot.
>>148229673
So would doing her ass also feel like getting a wolf blowjob at the same time?
>>148229780
doing her in the ass may result in you getting your dick torn off
she has a ferocious ass
Hip of Babylon better have the sound effect.
Its Ben-tou of the season
>>148229780
Cerby is pure!
>>148229817
And a knock-off Eiyuu Ou theme?
>>148229917
As soon as that first minute happened I went from "this premise sounds like dross" to "oh, it's like ass Ben-to, great". Even has the same design for the secondary MC.
>>148229975
>Even has the same design for the secondary MC.
Oh fuck i didn't notice that
Anime of the Year
>they actually tweeted that this was a serious sports show
Why is Xebec so based?
what the hell is this show
>>148219883
v2/subgroup that removes the awful encoding artifacts when
>>148230121
Nozomi ass so big it makes her own Ass Vacuum Cannon less effective.
>>148230211
Nah her phat ass just made her slower
>>148230121
>You will never get you dick pulled by those ass
Today I have discovered a profound sadness I never knew existed
Thanks for convincing me to watch this guys, it's great. Based Xebec does it again.
BD specials when?
>>148230274
Thus less effective. Great power but slow as fuck, very easy to dodge.
>>148230275
DEMPSEY ROLL
>>148229317
Life or death fights in the bedroom every night, one wrong move would destroy your penis. Eventually, the training would catch up to you and you could turn the tide instead of merely holding out.Competitive sex ho!
>>148230283
Pretty sure that's lethal.
>>148229646
Xebec was the perfect studio to animate this.
>show gets some buzz
>all these butthurt miyzaki/anno dick riders trying yo to shit on something fun
picked the fuck up. anime isnt. meant to be ruled by two out of touch nips you faggots
>>148221382
Good, so we can expect nipples in the locked bathroom scene.
>>148230505
Truly the savior anime needs
>>148229975
that was fun to watch with /a/ too
excellent first episode
like Saint Seiya with asses
won't this shit get tired in three episodes though?
>>148230757
The power level and the fights gets better and more crazier the more chapters you are in.
Anime wasn't such a bad idea afterall
t. Miyazaki
- Fun as fuck watching
- Fun as fuck discussing it with /a/
I don't care about genres. I don't care about studios. For me, the best shows of each season have both of these qualities.
How did I not know about this show.
This is the first time I've ever paused a show under a minute in so that I can read the manga because I have to read this shit NOW.
>higher quality production than KyoAni
Ecchi saving anime this season as usual.
>>148230505
Reminds me of this.
>>148230990
Or just straight.
>>148230990
>plehb
>>148231040
i am a raging homo and i love it
>>148228190
Yes please
>3HZ and Mappa pouring all their passion and energy into their own anime original series
>this fucking adaptation about girls pushing each other into the water with their butts will sell more and then studios will want to avoid wasting time and money and ultimately stop making anime original series
I can already see it
>>148219883
never bet against ass
>>148231156
Based Xebec putting trash out of business
>>148231156
I always bet on Dogakobo and Xebec
this shit is better than wrestling
>>148231156
what series
>>148230970
All of KyoAni's productions are all set at a high quality bar from begin to end.
Let's see if Xebec can keep their sakuga sequences throughout the series.
>>148231253
Crossover with Tiger Mask W when
>>148231156
>tfw watching Izetta, Flip Flappers and Keijo
>all god tier
Yaoi on ice sucks shit tho. If I wanted blatant homosexuality would rewatch Free instead.
>>148231253
>mandrama
get out
>>148231253
its more real than wrestling, so yes.
>>148231156
Not even good studios do well with originals. Watching an original from a tier 3 studio and expecting it to be good is like going to /co/ expecting good anime and manga discussion.
>>148231374
If you go into /co/ and expecting anything but shitposting and attention whoring from their barely hidden SJW authors there, you are retarded.
>>148230757
>won't this shit get tired in three episodes though?
>cast of 30+ girls with super powers devoloping more outrageous techniques
even 30+ episodes itd still be fresh
shounen doesnt need adventure, just new techniques and development
>>148231309
>tiger vs cerberus keijo cage match
>All those cracking jaw sounds
That shit sounded painful.
>Musclegirl doesn't look like a musclehead
The only thing I hated about the episode. They had a 10/10 hilarious character, and they didn't even animate her well.
>All the voices
Perfect matchups.
>All the glorious ass and titties, animated
I'm so glad I caught up with the manga before this was animated.
This is AOTS. There is no competition.
>>148227255
>Why hasn't she been disqualified for presumably drowning two people?
There actually is a character who has her techniques sealed by the teachers because they are too dangerous for the other players. Still, it is mentioned early on that Keijo is a dangerous sport where you can easily suffer a crippling injury and there are even a few deaths every year, even though they always have teams ofboyswaiting on the sidelines to fish the girls who fall out and resuscitate them.
Tits are important to the game, but here it was more of a hayai factor, which you can only see in the afterimage in the anime. Basically, she went from a vulnerable standing position to a strong counterattack without The Ring bitch realizing it.
>>148219883
I thought it was too rushed to enjoy fully, but at least they've shown that it can be animated and still look good. And we knew the first episode would be a mess as soon as they decided to cram four volumes of relevant material into it.
As long as they don't try to cram a volume long keijo match into 10 minutes again or seriously fuck up the scheduling this is going to be great.
Is this going to be the overhyped show of the season?
>>148231677
> "Eat my ass" will now be in /a/ official voculabary.
The future is bright.
>>148220552
you are literally me
>hitting hip bone against another hip bone
>boobs vs boobs (soft tissue) impacts
>sufficient force to generate air displacement and KOs
There's no way this sport is not dangerous for their bodies.
>>148232206
they specifically state that multiple people die every year doing it in the first chapter due to injures crippling them and preventing them from getting out of the water.
>>148222607
Keijo!!!!!!!! isn't an ecchi manga. It's a sports manga that killed one and is now wearing its skin. That's why it has so many exclamation marks.
>>148232254
>so many exclamation marks.
exactly 8
>>148227119
>>148230121
I lost my progress in the manga, what chapter is this? I was a little ahead of this.
>>148232242
>crippling them
Well, d'uh. They're literally also asking for breast cancer.
>preventing them from getting out of the water
Why don't they hire lifeguards?
>>148232379
Fuck
>>148232403
lifeguards are for cowards
>>148232403
They do have lifeguards they also double as the maintenance for the lands
>>148224718
Pretty much every reaction to a character powering up is comedy gold.
Especially the one about how giving yourself a wedgie makes you hayai.
>>148232463
How come some of the combatants may drown if there are lifeguards?
>>148224905
This crazy bitch is canonically a dick craving slut who spends all of her free time trying to hook up with cute guys. So I'd go with no.
>>148225077
That's Yuri on ice.
>>148226670
Yeah, they just wanted to show off a match in the first episode and this was the best opportunity.
It's honestly a little confusing if you think about it because combining the two matches into one makes it look like they were fucking dominating and yet they end up in the empty room and talk about thinking they failed.
I just realized that while I've seen plenty of hotdogging, paizuri and double paizuri in my porn, I've never seen one dude getting hotdogged and paizuri'd at the same time.
My dick is on fire but I guess it will burn away before I can find this.
>>148229697
Fuck off back to your other shit board.
Why are lesbians so powerful?
If this is xebec why aren't they fat?
>>148232987
Because Xebec has more than one character designer.
I knew some dumb fag was going to bring this up eventually.
>>148232987
That character designer is not on board for Xebec stuff like Keijo or To Love Ru
sure killed off a bunch of girl in the first ep
any loli athletes in this?
>>148232510
Lifeguards are too focused on the match
>tfw we'll get to see this
>>148233174
Getting all male guards was a mistake
>>148222616
>big bootty going at hight speed.jpg
>>148219883
I'm surprised with the animation quality too. It's already better than seasonal Ecchi battle harem.
The fight scene is well done. But seriously I can't stop giggle when watching this anime since Keijo competition itself is ridiculous as fuck.
>>148233196
>Unlimited Ass Works
Seriously, is it supposed to be parody anime or what.
>>148233250
>confused UBW with GoB
>>148232493
>Especially the one about how giving yourself a wedgie makes you hayai.
>wedgie so strong she rips swimsuit
>exposed vag for remainder of fight
>doesnt give a fuck
that was great
>>148233283
>implying she isnt tracing
>>148233196
Can't wait to see Unlimited Butt Works animated!
Clearly AOTS with Flip Flappers and Hibike
>>148233335
>Unlimited Butt Works
>>148231156
This has literally been happening for decades you blind fucking newfag. Studios produce what sells, regardless of innovation or artistic value. The major Japanese consumers are obsessive otaku, that's where the money is.
So what exactly is this..."sport" called? Since I've only been exposed to this game in DOA, Super Galdelic Hour, and if i'm not mistaken an illusion game.Also what's that other game they play called on the beach where they dive for the flag?
>Kawai Hanabi
>Cute Fireworks
Seriously?
>>148233741
>Kawai = kawaii
White pig go home.
>>148221495
>be brazilian
>"surra the bunda"? thats not a thing
>searches for surra de bunda
>lost
This is the most retarded shit I have ever watched, so why the fuck is it this good? It has no right to be anywhere near this good, the artstyle is great and the characters are top-tier with top-tier voices, it straight garbage but why is it allowed to be this good?!
>>148222415
Dead is this fucking society
Anime is the only reason to live
Fuck off normies
>>148233929
Welcome to anime.
>>148233929
It's no more garbage than Kinmoza
>>148233957
Kinmoza is great, fuck you
>>148231677
Actually blocking an attack with tits doesn't make sense, it's like blocking a kick with balls
>>148233937
You forgot the pepe and the reee.
Where are the cute designs at? Everyone looks so fucking generic.
Only decent one is Aoba.
At any point does a guy show up with super pecs and gluts to take them on?
>>148230100
TRUE !
aaaainsss bunch of normies thinking too much cute girls fighting with the ass, just perfect.
If you think that you are cool criticizing this anime let me tell you something, you are the shit of my shoes ok?
Can´t wait for next episode week, this season is good in true sports like this or Tiger Mask.
>>148234101
>Lelouch is a fag
No surprise there.
>>148234020
Blocking a kick with your balls is not a very good idea.
>>148234119
I agree but fuck off and lurk more faggot.
>>148234143
>not having balls of steel
>>148233835
isn't one Kawai scary? two I for cute?
>>148234119
>aaaainsss
>normies
>line breaks
I don't know where you came from, but fuck off back to there.
>>148234320
That's "kowai," anon.
>>148224718
>>148234143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4
Can girls (boys) play keijo too?
>friendly outfighter rival named Miyata
>MC has special attack based on momentum generated by revolutions
>journey from student to amateur to pro
This is Hajime no Ippo but with girlbutt, isn't it.
>>148234776
>white
>>148234794
pretty much
>>148229536
>there aren't a lot of nipples in the manga
Are you reading the same series?
Later on there's an absolute fuck-load.
Like whenMiyabi uses her nipples to "transfer energy" and give Nozomi a super-saiyan-tier powerup.
>>148234794
>Ippo
Pic releated.
Although the anime started way, way past it.
Keijoooooooo!!!!!!!!
>>148234890
>Does she have a machine in her ass?
>>148234794
MC even has a special move that puts her career at risk, is constantly told not to rely on it, but always ends up crossing the line and fucks her body up anyways.At one point she fucks up her breasts so much they can't get hard anymore, which almost ends her career.
only niggers like asses
The manga is a lot better and they got rid of all of the humor
wtf Xebec why ruin something great
>>148224905
Nope.
>>148235207
Really?
>>148221820
The 1080p I just downloaded is fucked too.
>>148235254
You just fucking confirmed it with extreme prejudice.
>>148235266
Yeah, gonna have to wait for proper release for this. Maybe even blurays.
>>148235254
North Korea is butt country is see.
>>148220552
>>come for ecchi, butts, tits, and fapping
>>stay for girls with distinct accents/personalities
To LOVE-ru Darkness.
I also no longer respond to pure Ecchi without a story, because I can't stomach that anymore.
>>148235317
Real reason for the split
>>148235254
>pretentious cunts like tits
nothing new here.
>>148235225
The pace is just way too fast. They shouldn't have started at the final entrance exam and eased up on the speed a bit. It's not just the jokes but also all the inner monologue during the matches they got rid off. It makes it look like they just wildly thrust their asses at each other when there is actually a lot of things going on
>>148235254
>thanks for backing up my point anon
Just watched the first episode
This show is so retarded it's actually become good
Bravo Xebec.
>>148235284
>>148235422
>>148222607
It's not ecchi, it just has butts and boobs swinging as an actual mechanism of the game.
>>148235238
What the fuck is this? Baki?
I feel bad for his woman though.
>>148235225
Seriously, It could be worse.
Just be thankful it's not animated by shitty IMS or crappy TNK.
>>148229446
>>148228733
Fuck off Digibro
>>148236160
who
It is the best show out of this week as fuck season.
except Long Riders of course.
>>148236221
If this is a week season then what do you consider a strong one?
This is easily the best anime season we've had in years.
>>148236221
I feel that this season looked weak but a lot of the shit that needed to has delivered on it's ep 1.
>>148232644
I think it's fine to gloss over that. It makes sense with all the backstory but you can just handwave it for the anime; "these are the underdogs"
>>148236404
I felt it was both too wordy and too rushed at the same time. It explained a lot of things but just being told doesn't really have the impact as simply giving us the monologues and such.
It was still fairly strong.
>>148234890
I mean yeah but that is MUUUUCH later on, and I'd rarely call it "arousing"
>>148236504
I think it can't be helped, and that they did a great job given ACTUALLY animating all of that stuff would've maybe been a bad idea for a single cour series
>>148236638
True, I think they did a good job too.
Miyazaki is rolling in his grave.
I don't like fanservice shows because they always end being shit (to love ru).
But the white haired girls is light among a sea of cowtits.
>>148236702
Miyazaki is the inventor of butt fencing
>>148236778
>TLR
>shit
u wot
>>148232644
This is what confused me, too.
Miyato and Nozomi were both final 5 at the very least and had eliminations.
So either this school is giga-elite or it's lazy (just lazy, considering they said she performed well on her entrance exam and had potential).
>>148236702
"Anime was a mistake, but then I heard Keijo!!!!!!!! was getting adapted. Mio is my waifu and I'm excited to see her animated." -- Miyazaki Hayao
Has there ever been a show which panders to the lowest common denominator as much as this show?
You have to be a pathetic human being to watch this
Anime was a fucking mistake
What is the correct answer to this?
>>148236897
You'd know if you read the Manga instead of skipping the first 1/3 of the story.
>>148236702
He's fapping in his grave
>>148236897
Judo only involves a small amount of ass to ass contact
>>148236925
Spooky
>>148236888
This show is great though
>>148236897
She wants to throw people with her nipples not her hands
>>148236897
>because I'm an exhibitionist skank as I'll reveal in about 12 minutes after the flashback sequence you impatient cunt
>>148236928
It does feature plenty of ass to pelvis combat though.
>>148236949
Yeah, but she's clearly all about that cheek to cheek
>>148236897
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>148236972
Keijo is basically an almost pornographic version of boxing
>the main girl thrusts her ass so hard everyone's swimsuits explode off them
How the hell did I not know about this manga before now?
>>148220267
Gilgassmesh best girl
>>148221461
clumsy girl's ass is a wonder of physichs akin to black matter, it absorbs and reflects any inpact while increasing the force of the blow.
truly a butt of legend
>>148237229
How did this sport even get off the ground?
>>148219883
I must be losing my mind. This is some good shit.
>K-KONO PRESSURE
>>148229536
>there aren't a lot of nipples in the manga
Just wait for boob iaido, the technique that increases the speed of a boobstrike as it's rapidly "unsheathed" from the bikini.
>>148237247
it's japan.
This is when I realised I was in for a good time.
I can't believe how well this show fucking works.
>>148237352
>>148237471
It's so fucking retarded it crosses right back into being good.
>>148237352
>the technique that increases the speed of a boobstrike as it's rapidly "unsheathed" from the bikini.
Is this the best manga/anime ever concieved? How do we nominate the author for a noble prize?
>>148228190
>Not wanting to witness superior butts
Why are you even in this thread?
>>148220271
Punch harder, kid, punch harder!
>>148237618
>black people
>superior butts
>3D in the first place
>>148237632
That shit got old fast
>o shit he getting beat
>PUNCH HARDER KID
>HIT HIM FROM BELOW THEY WON'T EXPECT THAT
>O SHIT YOU GOTTA USE YOUR FEET
>>148237638
Yes
Yes
and
>3D in the first place
Some rare times 3D actually looks ok.
Fuck flat asses.
>>148220267
Why does she have a Gryffindor Scarf?
Is because she does magic with her ASS?
>>148233929
>it straight garbage
It's not, fuck off.
>>148237653
>black people
>>148237683
>Caring about race on a weeb board
>>>/v/
>>148237653
>Some rare times 3D actually looks ok.
Wrong board bud
it's just your typical ecchi shit that /a/ will hype up and forget about in no time.
>>148237700
>talking about 3D shit on an anime board
>>>/sp/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/
>>148226601
This is the thinking man's anime though, only people with above-average intellect can appreciate it. The ones that complain and feel superior are actually just underaged manime redditors that want to feel mature. One day they'll realize how wrong they were and stop taking themselves so seriously, maybe they'll learn to enjoy this kind of show. Till then, only true patricians are allowed in this thread.
>>148237708
I still haven't forgotten about Ben to.
>>148237247
He becomes the Prime Minister
>>148237700
>>148237713
>talking about other boards on /a/
>>>/a/
>>148225794
Where were you people hiding when we were getting 2-3 harems every season for the past few years?
>>148237733
That would truly be a world to live in
>>148237733
>all girls school
>the headmaster is a dude
>a huge pervert at that
We just don't know.
>>148236897
What is Cirno doing there?
>>148235341
>pretentious cunts
?
>>148237827
She's a genius you know
>>148237777
>7777
Check'ed.
>>148237827
Miyata is no baka
>>148236160
Digibro is actually against that phrase, as am I.
So is white or is white not a trap?
>>148237885
this show has almost no male characters
MC has a male childhood friends but he was completely skipped in the adaptation
>>148237885
Don't even start.
>>148237927
I thought I saw a manga page or something like that. Was it a dream?
Ecchi fags need to die.
Does Miyata have a better ass than Nozomi?
>>148225794
I unironically agree with every word you said
>>148238051
You should unironically kill yourself if you think westerners watching or dropping shows affects the anime industry in any way at all.
>>148225794
No it's shit but I can't deny it's hot as fuck.
>>148238019
This is not even as lewd as Pornogatari.
>>148238019
t. edgy teen who identifies with sasuke
>>148238019
Ecchi is actually the kind of show that is saving anime. Just look at how much the average normalfag such as you recoils when they see some anime being lewd without being afraid of that, it's amazing. If all anime had lewd elements in them, none of your kind would watch it and it would be better for all the people who actually care for anime.
>>148238318
objectively the correct answer
Ecchi keeps normies and teenagers at bay
Looks like a subgroup just released this, hopefully the video quality is better if they wanna follow through this series, though I'm not gonna check for this one.
Is this yuri anime?
>>148237662
Not with her ass but with herleft hand
I'm most surprised at the action choreography and the energy behind the animation
It's fantastic
>>148238639
It has a lot of girls touching themselves a lot regardless.
>>148237958
>Was it a dream?
yes
last
>>148239174
nope
>>148239174
Lol.
>>148239174
last get
>>148239889
> 889
fail