Stupid slutty goddess
Psychopath who cant read other peoples emotions or the situation
Always reliant on others because shes stupid and unindependant
Shes only tolerated because of her powers for which she didnt do anything to obtain
Fuck off, you flatchested mess
Someone so pure, innocent and loving doesn't need panties.
>Hey MC-kun your stats are average physically but you have above average intelligence like every loner faggot's self insert
I literally dropped this shit right after that line, give me one (1) reason to pick it back up
Considering the apex of the average citizen's education is basic math and being literate, pretty much everyone who gets transported to this world has intelligence above par (and
being the only one smart enough to recreate and monetize real world inventions).
Also, his stat gains are garbage and wasn't his physical strength and defenses said to be poor and barely higher than Megumin's?
Because none of that shit matters, it was just a setup for Aqua having literally god tier stats.
Kazuma's Luck stat really is fucking insane, but that's just the author being honest.
Stupid party favors.
Imagine being a cute mage with a nice bubbly butt and too innocent to know about things like pantsu or lingerie while constantly running around fighting monsters with your companions or even tentacle attacked by weird creatures in dungeons.
Exactly, its the opposite of garbage like Overlord.
Have a beer, Aqua, it's gonna be okay, it's just Wiz shitposting.
You could no doubt convince her to spend skillpoints on that as a party trick.
Wouldn't that get her really really drunk? Its alcohol going straight from her anus into her colon/liver without the blood filtering it. Unless her magic would diffuse some of the lethalness from it.
>You could no doubt convince her to spend skillpoints on that as a party trick.
Can't she turn her purifying powers up and down?
When she's in the cage purifying the lake, she focuses and enhances her purifying.
Stands to reason that shes able to control it to some extend, so drinking wine through her butthole on a bartable shouldn't be too harsh on her.
Please don't put beer in my Aqua's butthole, thank you!
Her boobs looked really soft here.
How can I continue living not knowing what they feel like?
I think I just finished the Konosuba game. I 'think', because I defeated Verdia, and credits rolled. But it seems like I can still continue playing and doing quests indefinitely. Is there no story after you defeat Verdia?
>They're literally built to make you happy.
>Aqua gangbang where she makes all the guys come just from putting it in never
Yes, the power of a corrupted, exhausted girl being forced into more is quite the temptation.
But. Goddess. She's pure the first time, and the 50th time, and bright and fresh every time. Where's your sloppy seconds now, heathen? It's just as true and pure as the first time!
Would you say his new life is better than his old one?
Considering that he has a big mansion, a ton of money and a harem to himself, I could understand why you would consider it luck to die under these circumstances.
People with abnormally high luck tend not to be hikkiNEETs.
But your stats are supposed to carry over from your previous life. He should've been just as lucky in his old life.
>premature ejaculation on the in stroke
>drain touch on the out stroke
>repeat until bored
Sounds p. good. I bet draining her feel amazing.
I bet she yelps cutely when you do it.
Aqua is perfect companion both relationship and friendshipwise.
>drinks beer with you
>eats mountains of ribs with you
>teaches Darkness to speedrun
>easy to bully when she throws a hissyfit
10/10 would offer her fluids on her shrine.
How does anyone manage to fuck up a ranking so violently bad?
You made my fucking day! LOL
>Exactly, its the opposite of garbage like Overlord.
You mean the series where the main character just bullshits it until he makes it and pretends it was planned all along? You mean the series where there's a running gag of the MC getting his actual genius "my keikaku always goes as keikakued" subordinates to explain what they think his plans are to somebody else for him so they don't realize he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about? The series where even a borderline fucking retard manages to get one over him and point out something he missed?
Ainz really isn't much different from Kazuma in this regard.
Well, yeah, they work out. Misphrased, I think.
More like, they always end out on the top side of things, but not because they really have any plans or because Kazuma somehow figures it out.
In the end it's just his high luck stats that carries the merry band of retards, in most cases.
I was mainly referring to their intellect, and because Kazuma would be bullshitting his way through just as hard if he was in Ainz's shoes. He just wouldn't get nearly as much payoff because Ainz's luck stat has transcended to another level in order to make up for living in a dystopia where he has to wear a gasmask to work and wipe himself off when he gets home.
Aqua would make a best friend and wife, but she would be a terrible mommy and probably let her children drink wine or something.
Darkness would be the perfect wife and mother and
cocksleeve, but she's NTR bait.
Megumin would die during childbirth.
Where are the Aqua in pyjamas pillows?! I need it for research purposes
This is acceptable as well. Darkness is fun and all, but I don't think it would be possible to take her seriously as a wife. The only other option for marriage is
based Wiz in case Megumin is daughteru mode for you.
Being a NEET requires you to have at least a somewhat wealthy family in a first world country. You get to lie around everyday and do nothing.