Stupid slutty goddess
>>148203964
I would fuck
>>148203964
Useless Annoying Meatsack
>>148203964
Saggy granny tits.
really bad show
>>148203964
Big Splintered Ass
Not best girl.
>>148203964
useless goddess
fap fap fap
>>148203964
Sexy bare ass
>>148203964
broke drunk slut
>>148203964
Aqua is not slutty, just useless
Troublesome useless child
Better than memegumin
Penis in butt
>>148204578
Three words, faggot
>>148203964
Megumin is better
>>148203964
i want succ
>>148204578
Yeah, aside from
>heal
>dispel curse
>dispel poison
>deluge
>turn undead
>resurrect
she has no uses at all.
>>148203964
No-pan butt.
>>148203964
She wear underwear?
Half the show
>>148203964
Cute, lovable, sexy.
bring me bread
Wiz best girl.
>>148203964
season 2 when?seriously, i keep forgetting
>>148208153
January I think
>>148203964
stupid
sexy
adorable
>>148203964
PURGE
THE
UNDEAD
Psychopath who cant read other peoples emotions or the situation
Always reliant on others because shes stupid and unindependant
Shes only tolerated because of her powers for which she didnt do anything to obtain
>>148203964
Worthless dumb bitch.
>>148203964
>drinking buddy
>wanna fuck that butt
>bully bait
volume 10 when
>>148203964
Mating presscrying at that doujin
>>148203964
>>148203964
Stupid brainless airhead.
Highest waifu tier
>>148210224
22 days for nip release
>>148203964
Retarded broke ass.
Indebted alcoholic cutie
Insensible loud retarded
>>148212762
Angelvoiced charming healercarry
>>148204578
>no pantsu
>not a slut
Good joke.
>>148203964
Just for fucking
>>148213130
Fuck off, you flatchested mess
>>148213130
I might have liked Eris a little, but then the shitposters came and kept flinging shit at Aqua and I began to hate her.
Pure innocent princess
>>148203964
Darkness best girl
>>148203964
shed masturbation voyeur
>>148203964
Inferior blue bitch
I wonder if I can drink her
It'd probably be like making out with a water fountain
>>148210330
why was this not first post?
muh fucking dick
Shit worst slut
>>148214715
> M tank
>best tank
Dankness wins
Not a crusader
>>148214715
>>148214936
anons know
>>148213047
She's too pure for panties, anon.
>>148215407
This.
Someone so pure, innocent and loving doesn't need panties.
terrible hair style
>>148203964
Damegami Kachou Fuugetsu
>>148203964
>Hey MC-kun your stats are average physically but you have above average intelligence like every loner faggot's self insert
I literally dropped this shit right after that line, give me one (1) reason to pick it back up
>>148215754
>>148215754
>>148215754
He has above average intelligence in a medieval world you fucking sperg.
>>148216022
Post Aquabutt please
>>148216022
.
>>148216312
>>148216312
>>148216355
>>148216312
No pantsu butt a best
>>148215754
Considering the apex of the average citizen's education is basic math and being literate, pretty much everyone who gets transported to this world has intelligence above par (andbeing the only one smart enough to recreate and monetize real world inventions).
Also, his stat gains are garbage and wasn't his physical strength and defenses said to be poor and barely higher than Megumin's?
>>148215754
Because none of that shit matters, it was just a setup for Aqua having literally god tier stats.
Kazuma's Luck stat really is fucking insane, but that's just the author being honest.
>>148203964
Stupid party favors.
>>148215754
Because it doesn't factor into any 'I'm so edgy and my keikaku always goes as planned' bullshit, he doesn't come across as any smarter than basically anyone else around.
>>148216805
>>148216493
>>148216384
>>148216355
>>148216312
Imagine being a cute mage with a nice bubbly butt and too innocent to know about things like pantsu or lingerie while constantly running around fighting monsters with your companions or even tentacle attacked by weird creatures in dungeons.
>>148216823
Exactly, its the opposite of garbage like Overlord.
>>148203964
>>148204037
>>148204133
>>148204138
>>148204202
>>148216933
Have a beer, Aqua, it's gonna be okay, it's just Wiz shitposting.
>>148217088
>>148216933
Is it wrong that I want to see Aqua to drink a beerwith her butt?
>>148203964
below average intelligence
>>148217232
You could no doubt convince her to spend skillpoints on that as a party trick.
She's not jew
>>148203964
suck my boner
Probably best girl
>>148217441
Wouldn't that get her really really drunk? Its alcohol going straight from her anus into her colon/liver without the blood filtering it. Unless her magic would diffuse some of the lethalness from it.
>You could no doubt convince her to spend skillpoints on that as a party trick.
Hot.
>>148217663
Can't she turn her purifying powers up and down?
When she's in the cage purifying the lake, she focuses and enhances her purifying.
Stands to reason that shes able to control it to some extend, so drinking wine through her butthole on a bartable shouldn't be too harsh on her.
>>148217917
I'd bring her some mayonnaise.
>>148217917
>>148217663
>>148217441
>>148217232
>>148217088
Please don't put beer in my Aqua's butthole, thank you!
no panties inu
>>148217988
But it's fun, anon.
Plus, she can take it
>>148203964
A universal miracle.
>>148218221
No, its too lewd!
Best girl 2016
>>148210330
The only correct answer
Megumine is better
Aqua butts and anuses?!
>>148203964
1) Megumeme
2) Monster hunter
3) Hestia
I hope this will help your research
>>148203964
Incompetent
Stupid
Retarded
>>148203964
Very soft watery pussy
Megu farts explosively doesn't she?
>>148203964
>>148203964
>>148203964
JAR
JAR
BINKS
>>148214652
>Letting others dictate your opinion on a character
Why do people do this?
>>148203964
Ass
Stupid
Best
>>148224363
She eats a lot, so she probably has massive, explosive shits
What does her ass smell like?
>>148212516
>Indebted alcoholic cutie
I would pay her debts, if you get what I mean.
>>148203964
weird ass mouth
>>148225546
Either really fresh or really dirty as a result of going commando-mode.
Amazing Leadership Skills
>>148203964
That's not megumin
>>148203964
ERIS
IS
BETTER
>>148203964
Smug, blue, and konosuba.
>>148225842
ERIS
IS
FLAT
>>148225940
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE
>>148225968
NO
FLAT IS HERESYFor the Emperor
>>148203964
I wanna fug
Who's the most useless girl and why is it darkness?
>>148216886
>>148216886
Overlord isn't garbage tho
>>148227419
Its worse then garbage actually.
>>148227427
that's just your opinion matey
>>148226463
No that's Aqua
>>148227447
Its 100% objective fact. Me > You.
>>148227491
no u
>>148227505
Yes, I am right.
>>148203964
OP is a follower of the Eris cult trying to defame the One True Goddess.
>>148228858
Eris is a proper religion.Axis; on the other hand, is a scammy pyramid scheme cultist.
>>148210330
It took way too long for this to show up.
MEGUMIN
WON
KAZUBOWL
Light Weight Amateur
>>148231264
>implying
Kazuma is going to come to his senses and mate with Aqua, they are already each others best friend.
>>148203964
Megumin worst girl.
>>148203964
What's that shitty anime called again? Only thing good on it was her ass and those tits of the barmaid.
>>148218221
Her boobs looked really soft here.How can I continue living not knowing what they feel like?
>>148225968
YOU
DESERVE
FLATNESS
>>148225842
>>148225940
of course, Eris is better because PERFLAT
>>148232072
>I don't care if they're pads!
Feelings mixed.
>>148216823
And they didn't even say he was smart just a bit above average, like it was barely worth mentioning. The only thing that stood out about him was his luck.
dumb water slut
>>148203964
Ruins
Any
Tension
>>148203964
Cute but stupid.
>>148232072
Eris has no confidence in her chest. She hides in shame behind silicon.
True PERFLAT embrace their nature and don't hide.
>>148203964
Inferior to Megumin
>>148203964
Great design, shit character.
>>148203964
I think I just finished the Konosuba game. I 'think', because I defeated Verdia, and credits rolled. But it seems like I can still continue playing and doing quests indefinitely. Is there no story after you defeat Verdia?
>>148231827
Shave yourself well. Apply moisturiser. Puff up your cheek and poke it.
That is what Akuwa's boobs feel like.
>>148203964
Made for rape
>>148203964
butt on face
>>148236990
You can't rape a goddess. They're literally built to make you happy.
>>148237432
>They're literally built to make you happy.
>Aqua gangbang where she makes all the guys come just from putting it in never
>>148237752
> Having sex when 50 other dudes are dogpiling into your woman
> Being happy with that
Be honest, anon. You'd feel dirty afterwards. A goddess can't let that happen.
>>148203964
light blue hair
>>148237825
Joke's on you, sloppy seconds is my fetish.
>>148238002
Yes, the power of a corrupted, exhausted girl being forced into more is quite the temptation.
But. Goddess. She's pure the first time, and the 50th time, and bright and fresh every time. Where's your sloppy seconds now, heathen? It's just as true and pure as the first time!
>>148238228
>her powers purify the jizz into vagina juices before the next guy can even put it in
fugg
>>148203964
Big fat ass
Why did Kazuma get reincarnated with high luck if he was a shitty NEET in his old life who died embarrassingly from self-inflicted psychological shock?
>>148203964
Ass ass and ass
>>148238468
Hes always had high luck I think I remember him saying that he never lost a game of rock paper scissors.
>>148238468
Would you say his new life is better than his old one?
Considering that he has a big mansion, a ton of money and a harem to himself, I could understand why you would consider it luck to die under these circumstances.
>>148239008
People with abnormally high luck tend not to be hikkiNEETs.
>>148239073
But your stats are supposed to carry over from your previous life. He should've been just as lucky in his old life.
>>148238228
>>148238323
This could be salvaged if her powers also refresh her guy so he can cum again with every thrust, but you still lose the sloppy seconds angle.
>>148239204
Aqua can't refresh a man's vital fluids like that, but with Drain Touch it is possible! Just pump your Goddess, drain it back, and repeat.
>>148239402
>premature ejaculation on the in stroke
>drain touch on the out stroke
>repeat until bored
Sounds p. good. I bet draining her feel amazing.I bet she yelps cutely when you do it.
Aqua in pyjamas
Three panel mindbreak
>>148241249
Do Aquas boobs feel like bags of water?
Very good friend.I genuinely think that a friend like her would be loads of fun to have around. ;_;
Season two soon.
>>148225842
ERIS IS WEAK GODDESS
Aqua is perfect companion both relationship and friendshipwise.
>fun
>drinks beer with you
>eats mountains of ribs with you
>sexually deviant
>teaches Darkness to speedrun
>easy to bully when she throws a hissyfit
10/10 would offer her fluids on her shrine.
Iris>Eris>Megumin>Aqua>Yunyun>Wiz>Darkness
>>148244067
How does anyone manage to fuck up a ranking so violently bad?
>>148243991
Where the fuck would they get video games from?
>>148244178
read the LN nigga
>>148216886
You made my fucking day! LOL
>>148244332
you need your tourist visa renewed, reddit
>>148216886
>Exactly, its the opposite of garbage like Overlord.
You mean the series where the main character just bullshits it until he makes it and pretends it was planned all along? You mean the series where there's a running gag of the MC getting his actual genius "my keikaku always goes as keikakued" subordinates to explain what they think his plans are to somebody else for him so they don't realize he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about? The series where even a borderline fucking retard manages to get one over him and point out something he missed?
Ainz really isn't much different from Kazuma in this regard.
>>148244220
Is the explanation spoilerific?
>>148246105
Nah, it doesn't really sound like you're describing the same series. Things rarely go Kazuma's way.
>>148246105
Things never work out for Kazuma. When it does, it's due to his maxed out luck, like stealing panties or collecting most of a certain item.
>>148246261
Things always work out for Kazuma. The problem is that he's surrounded by no less than 3 walking natural disasters who drag his luck into the mud.
>>148246121
yes
>>148246516
Alright, fair enough.
>>148246377
Well, yeah, they work out. Misphrased, I think.
More like, they always end out on the top side of things, but not because they really have any plans or because Kazuma somehow figures it out.
In the end it's just his high luck stats that carries the merry band of retards, in most cases.
>>148246199
>>148246261
I was mainly referring to their intellect, and because Kazuma would be bullshitting his way through just as hard if he was in Ainz's shoes. He just wouldn't get nearly as much payoff because Ainz's luck stat has transcended to another level in order to make up for living in a dystopia where he has to wear a gasmask to work and wipe himself off when he gets home.
>>148246560
Yeah, I can kind of see your point. Both characters are essentially living on luck stats, but Kazuma doesn't pretend otherwise tbqh
>>148203964
coward melted cirno
>>148247977
Divine brave leader
cream pie collector
dumb cunt
Fuck darkness, Marry megumin, Kill aqua
Fuck Eris, Marry Eris, sacrifice Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, and dozens of other followers in a glorious Eclipse.
>>148248376
Bully Darknessand then profoundly apologise and befriend her, Marry megumin, kill aqua.
>>148203964
blue
water
goddess
>>148249319Did the spoilers break?
>>148203964
Stupid Anal Slut
Aqua would make a best friend and wife, but she would be a terrible mommy and probably let her children drink wine or something.
Darkness would be the perfect wife and mother andcocksleeve, but she's NTR bait.
Megumin would die during childbirth.
>>148241249
Where are the Aqua in pyjamas pillows?! I need it for research purposes
>>148249464
Megumin's hips are way to wide for her to die during childbirth.
Shes going to give birth to a baseball team.
>>148249575
Snug Aqua is too adorable to be sex.
>>148248376
how about you kill yourself instead
Fuck me in the ass cos' I love Jesus.
>>148250488
No thanks.
>>148249319
This is acceptable as well. Darkness is fun and all, but I don't think it would be possible to take her seriously as a wife. The only other option for marriage isbased Wiz in case Megumin is daughteru mode for you.
Discount Menu Goddess
>>148250912
Aqua can't approve of soul selling, especially to a crimson demon! Who wrote that list? I sense SHENANIGANS are at play.
>>148250912
I would fucking love to hold hands and cuddle with Aqua in the stable.
I fucking love badly mannered girls, I have a soft spot for them, they're just so cute and lovable.
Useless, retarded, waste of space
>>148203964
ass
>>148224636
Missa thinks yousa stop posting
This now Aqua thread
>>148204037
So hard.
>>148255184
It wasn't already?
>>148238468
Being a NEET requires you to have at least a somewhat wealthy family in a first world country. You get to lie around everyday and do nothing.