How would the whole thing play out if naruto was a female?
Naruta would never be in a squad with Sasuke and Sakura seeing as Sakura is already the main cumdump/medic of the team so he would probably have two other literal whos with some other Jonin in charge
It wouldn't really have helped the series in any way desu.
Despite the notion that /a/ has that just genderbending the MC is some kind of quick fix for improving a show, there really are very few cases where this would actually be true. Of course, most of the people who propagate this are probably just clinically unhinged yurifags anyway.
litterally the only thing it would have changed would be
>sasuke would have raped her after their first fight when he left
>sakura would have hated that bitch cuz muh saske
>she would have raped sasuke after their final fight
probably some sexual tension here and there whit some characters, but that's about it
of course, this is the canoical ending
Have we been following the same anime? Naruto was all over Sasukes cock and Sasuke was all tsundere for Naruto all the time. Sexual tension was everywhere man, I'm conviced they would've fucked but the editors probably reminded Kishi that this was still a kids series
>Be female Naruto in an alternate universe
>Use kage bunshin to pleasure yourself all day long
>Drop aspiration of becoming Hokage
>Get impregnated by underaged low ranking ninja
>Use kage bunshin to abort
>Repeat till stopped by authorities
She'd just get raped continually as a kid, and a this whole story would never happen
sasuke being female is better.
it would make the sasuke/orochimaru plot much less awkward.
Sasuke as a female would play out better.
>a girl fighting the whole fucking world to save his husbando
It won't make Naruto a "good series" but my dick would enjoy it
>but she still ends up with secondary boy
How mad would you be?
Then we get a whole new baby mamma drama in the Bort movie after all the "Bort is the combination of Nardo and Sauce" shit
Naruto and Sasuke being gay best bros is perfect honestly. It's an ending no one, not even YouTube narutards, can understand. Only a select few who have actually had one, and only one, best friend.
What are the implications of turning Naruto female that DON'T involve her leaping on anybody's dick?
Naruko would be the loosest slut though. Look at all the things that have been inside of her.
>Sasuke's entire hand
They both had a spastic behavior, but they were completely different characters. Kushina was more quick-thinking and maternal while Naruto was more hard-headed and impulsive. Not to mention she was a naturally talented shinobi(just like Sakura), while Naruto had to work hard for his skills.
She has been compared to both.
Also, how the fuck does Jiraiya not remember Kushina's name?
Jiraiya was a traveller and met a ton of people. He wasn't really the type to keep close attachments, seeing how he abandoned Yahiko and his orphan friends after spending 2 years training them.
He probably just saw her as "Minato's wife" and left it at that.
Isn't it even more humiliating for Sakura that her husbando's "light" is another male basically making her a beard?
It's kinda a shame Naruto and Sakura don't speak to each other anymore because she probably still has that catty jealously she's always had since Naruto stole Sasuke's first kiss.
>she was a naturally talented shinobi
No she wasn't.
>He probably just saw her as "Minato's wife" and left it at that.
>That's enough, Minato's wife. If you got anymore "jutsus" to express, get in the kitchen and put 'em in a bundt cake
Kushina was just as hardheaded as Naruto ended up being.
And it's difficult to be MORE quickthinking than Naruto, given that the "No. 1 Most Unpredictable knucklehead ninja was defined by his ability to think quickly.
>Was said in the beginning of the series to be the smartest girl in her class
>One of the few genin that can cast/dispel genjutsu
>Pulled off countless of feats that most medical ninja couldn't acheive
>Surpassed Tsunade's strength of hundred, despite Tsunade needing 50 years to store that much chakra(Like Goku surpass Roshi)
>One of the 3 Genin of her era that acheived Jounin, with Shikamaru and fucking Neji
Good joke. If it wasn't for Naruto and Sasuke power boosts and bloodline, Sakura would be significantly stronger than them both.
It was stated in the Databooks for starters. Secondly, she was wearing a Jounin outfit in the Road to Ninja movie.
>Buh movies aren't canon
Road to Ninja was written by Kishimoto also and it the genjutsu world was shown by Obito's perspective, so he probably saw Kushina on duty before she retired into motherhood.
Nothing in the databooks about it. Sasuke's mom is however a jonin despite only being shown in an apron in all of her appearances.
>Road to Ninja
Nothing that happens in Bizarro World count and weren't Minato and Kushina huge pussies in that movie?
>Has a chakra pool that's as large as Naruto's
>Has a mastered version of Karin's deus ex machina chain ability
>Probably has more techniques than that, due to her being in her 40s before dying
I don't see what else proof you need.
If you think Sakura's special for being Tsunade clone, reminder that it wasn't even Sakura who put Naruto's arm back together at the end of the series, showing that she is still atleast inferior to her in her most prized aspect.
Tsunade is a Senju and no one has more insight on her grandfather's mysterious healing abilities than her, which is why she spent decades trying to recreate them despite not having the bloodline passed down to her.
If Sakura actually cared enough to learn it, she'd probably could. She was able to learn Tsunade's most treasured technique when even Shizune couldn't so anything is possible.
Also I don't see how arm recreation makes her superior to Sakura or defines someone's skill as a shinobi, unless she can do it during the mission if a comrade gets bifurcated.
Before they all become wizards, maybe it could explore what's expected of kunoichi? I'm assuming female Naruto would fail at doing female shit but maybe she'd be good at cooking like her mom. She'd still hang out with Shikamaru, Chouji and Kiba as a kid. Post timeskip she'd come back and be kind of girly and it would just be waifu wars for her.
Because it's so obvious most of the readers figured it out long before it was revealed in the actual story. I don't know why they didn't tell Naruto himself ealier, it's like the worst kept secret in the entire series.
Anyone with half a brain should have been able to figure it out by just looking at the Hokage monument.
Once the readers know about it and it's not a massive detail characters in the series know about it too (see: everyone and their mother knowing the ins and outs of the mangekyo and how Amaterasu works and what it's called).
I can understand the readers figuring it out, but it shouldn't be the case for the characters. I thought keeping Naruto's background a secret was a big deal in the village, hence the last name not being Namikaze. Also, if what you guys say is true, shouldn't everyone know the truth about Itachi as well? Idk, I just kind of wanted a bit of a reaction from his father being revealed. The reaction of other characters was part of the reason I was looking forward to that episode.
It depends on how much evidence is around. Stuff like Itachi being being a secret agent for the village was easy to cover up since he still did kill his entire clan.
Naruto being related to the 4th Hokage is however is something more people should have been able to figure out.
There's literally a giant momument of his Dad's face out in the open for everyone to see. They look so much alike that it's almost odd how people didn't figure things out.
I guess you're right. I just wished that it was a tighter kept secret, regardless of how obvious it was. Part of what makes certain animes good (at least for me), is seeing some of the emotions expressed by characters when something significant happens. I think it would have been pretty cool to see some of the cast react to Naruto being the 4th's son, kind of like how they reacted to Sasuke announcing he wanted to be the Hokage. Now that I look at it though, it would have been pretty stupid for everyone to be oblivious.
Stop sullying Kushina by comparing her to Sakura. Their similarities are superficial and literally begin and end with having a temper.
>puts on airs in front of people and tries to come across more likable than she is
>cries and gets depressed when things get tough
>serious most of the time; doesn't like being silly and never pulls pranks
>always act naturally; don't change their speech or tone of voice for other people
>get angry when they fail; take everything as a challenge; adversity causes them to work harder
>can be playful and teasing with other people; not above humor or jokes
Kushina is the female Naruto. She isn't like Sakura at all.
She would have been better if she would have focused and specialized in genjutsu instead of just becoming a Tsunade clone. Not only would that give her a little more uniqueness, but it could have also been an opportunity to explore more types of genjutsu other than "lol sharingan eye-hax!"
You know, where the hell did Dadruto get his masculine as fuck looks when he looked like the spitting image of his mother up until he was 16 and his dad was a pretty boy?
Did Obito secretly cuck Minato?
>Did Obito secretly cuck Minato?
Considering that Naruto didn't turn out to be an unstable, beta faggot, obsessed with his one-sided crush on a girl who doesn't love him back, I'm going to say no.
Does someone know what's the ost playing during the last Chidori vs Rasengan please?
>Naruto didn't turn out to be an unstable, beta faggot, obsessed with his one-sided crush on a girl who doesn't love him back
That describes a lot of his relationship with Sasuke, though
Consider the following.
Naruko's pigtails serve as her ears in fox form.
>Did Obito secretly cuck Minato?
It's been a couple of years, anon. Hell, Jiraiya wasn't all that involved in their personal lives, just as Kakashi isn't all that involved in Naruto/Hinata and Sasuke/Sakura's personal lives as adults.
You don't always remember the names of those associated to your friends/students.
>not good a ninjutsu suddenly means she's not talented at all
Just a reminder that Guy and Lee exist.
Anyway, she was skilled in Taijutsu (best in class) and Fuinjutsu (Uzumaki clan).
I believe the Road to Ninja movie lists her as a Jonin.
I think you'd probably remember the name of your surrogate son's wife - who's child you helped name - for at least a few years since they died in a terrible tragedy, but that's just me.
Well, when you're always traveling, meeting new people and having to run the ninja equivalent to wiki leaks for nearly 13 years after your student and his wife - who you probably barely ever interacted with - dies, then I could see myself forgetting her name momentarily.
Genjutsu in general was pretty disappointing as a concept after Kishi decided to make them an Uchiha thing. Who else even used any worthwhile genjutsu besides the 2nd Mizukage with his clam? Kishi dropped the ball pretty hard on that one.
No it wouldn't. It would become about a teen girl obsessed with killing her older brother, but later on finds out he was GOOD after all and lusts after his dead body.
It would be the greatest thing ever!
>while Naruto had to work hard for his skills
Yeah, work harder and master skills that shinobi normally take years, or decades to achieve in a few weeks or days.
Sure's hard being an usuratonkachi!