Who are the worst posters on /jojo/ threads?
Are those even here? I've seen exactly one person admit to shipping Jotakak and they were a shitter who said they hated Polnareff and Okuyasu for being ugly, so it was probably just b8 anyway.
And Gyroposters? I've never even seen an image-dump of him.
Not that long ago someone posted like 50 jotakak pictures before a mod stepped in so it exists and it can be annoying. IDK about gyro though, maybe a timezone thing?
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIIIIIIIIIIIGHEEEER
yet you only spare 229x335 pixels for him?
That kinda guy eh? How about now?
If the new "main bad dog" stand isn't time related, araki will do something like Love Train/Ticket to ride with that "luck and eternal happiness" in JJL?
Agree. Anasui is the worst r63 IMO.
The absolute madman.
God tier stand
Acts like a weirdo but he's cool in a very kakyoin way
A lot of potential
Is smart, but
He's pretending to be retarded
Would have been better if they'd changed Jotaro/Josuke's uniforms to be the long skirt female delinquent look, rather than just keeping the same clothes as before.
>YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR DICK THERE, IT HURTS JOSUKE
So this is where the budget from last episodes went
Part 5 will make or break DP. If it doesn't reinvigorate the numbers after DiU's poor showings, then it'll be incrementally more doubtful if DP will adapt 7/8.
Regardless of its success or not I'm pretty sure we are not getting 7 and 8 animated
I do hope we get 6 atleast
> Will have to wait another whole week before "FIX IT"
Who's your favorite fanartist? Mine's Kotteri, everything she does has such great energy in it.
I hope it comes with a Deadly Queen head
I wish she drew stuff for part 7/8.
Yeah, she seems to cover many parts (not sure of the more recent 7 & 8 though)
Whatever this gal's name is. Premier Jotakak artist.
She probably will eventually, she seems to do stuff in phases. She did a shitload of SDC stuff (particularly Polnareff and the minor villains) for a long time, then switched over to DIU, and now she seems to be on a part 5 kick.
I'm still here this past few weeks were a literal highway to hell I still don't have time to work in the mario kart game or even learn more than the basic tutorial I don't want to break a promise I love you guys
Godspeed if you're still doing it, take your time
Last post about the kart game
I want to do the kart game a lot
In one hand, Wii is more "easy" for some people, but some things like the models, particles and more is hard to be changed (at least for me)
in the other hand I can do it better and faster with unity
It will take more time but the final result can be a lot better
Inb4 "if you can't mod a mario kart how the fuck you want to do a whole game in unity"
I realize finally that there is simply too much scum to list them all. I'm sorry /jojo/, we're all shit.
How anyone thinks speed readers aren't the worst is beyond me. Every other annoyance on this list you can at least have a conversation with, but speed readers? You have to constantly remind them of even the simplest of details (I.E. MiH doesn't kill people, just resets the universe and has nothing to do with SBR)
The level of faggotry speed readers have are above below wiki fags, making speed readers the biggest faggots around.
Why would you want to have a conversation with Narancia-friends? All they do is post narancia and how much they want to fill him with cum. There's no conversation thread, it's just a masturbation fantasy.
What do you mean? They're the same person??
I just realized something
>Yuuya's scarf: Speed King
>Joubin's stand is Speed King
>Yuuya's smell sense was like a 2nd power because how strong it was
>King Nothing's power is search things with their smell
Alt Yuuya when?
What makes you think that? I'm sure DP can think of some creative ways to get around animating too many horses, if not CGI'ing most of them.
ASB is all right, if you can get past the 30fps. Started out pretty poorly balanced, but there were actually a pretty significant number of patches rolled out to rectify that. That being said, online is probably pretty dead by this point, so all you really have is passable gameplay against AI, and a load of screens of static text with voice acting.
EoH I've not bothered with, but it sounds like the gameplay itself is fundamentally trash, so unless you want a 'what if' story where Jotaro wins in the end because of course he does, then it sounds like it isn't worth a shit.
I need this cup.
Guys, I fucked up and deleted all data from my hard drive, so I lost all my JoJo memes, can you share what you have?I especially miss one were head of the chef guy was replaced with Gordon Ramsey's head
They have their quirks, but most of the stuff you can find on Youtube. Story wise they're both missable, but in EoH there's some pay-off that's worth it IMO. Gameplay wise, they're both pretty bad compared to more polished games, but ASB is the better of the two in that regards.
How come Hot Pants didn't use her Flesh Spray to heal Johnny's spine? She can evidently use it to perfectly heal injuries as extreme as completely severed limbs as seen with Gyro, I can't think of why a spine would be beyond her. Maybe she'd have to rebreak it first, but even then seems odd she wouldn't have tried. Unless she knew that healing his spine was a major motive in acquiring the corpse-parts, and she wanted him to gather more of them.
>doppio feels it every time diavolo orgasms to him
I'm pretty sure Doppio resembles a mid to late teenager, right? He's clearly treated as an adult and not a little kid by the people around him, so he's probably older than Giorno, at least.
I don't remember where but I remember reading that he's apparently supposed to be 19. He'd have to be older than Trish based on his comment to the fortuneteller being 'how old was I when I had her then?' and not something like 'she'd be the same age as me' or 'I'm not even that old'. I think 18-19 is the safest bet for Doppio's age, it's just that unlike the characters that people call twinks because they aren't Jonathan tier swole Doppio is an actual twink.
>Not raping and torturing Josuke
The furthest I'd go is pinching his cheeks and calling him cute things.
You know what'd be fun? Instead of using Heavens Door on someone you hate, you use it on everyone they care about instead. Just write 'I have come to dislike Josuke Higashikata and say mean things behind his back' in them and watch the fun. Josuke would feel isolated and depressed by his friends starting to hate him and it'd be entirely sincere feelings.
Who does her voice? I think it sounds like Sawashiro.
That design wouldnt be bad if Killer Queen looked like the Chameleon
>When are we getting a vore stand?
>If you were to get vored by a stand which one would you pick?
I like whitesnake. He could slowly disolve me in the room as I melt and ten to jelly he can rip my jelly limbs off and slurp them dowm. Then he can work his way up my torso slowly nibbling and slurping on my jelly body as my mind slowly drifts away to nothingness haha
<no homo line>
Hot Pants (Nun)
Overall, David Production made a good anime.Objectively, a lot of the animation, direction, and music isn't terribly great, but I want to replace it in the context of a minor studio doing this job. It sorta evens out. It could have been better, but it would have been asking too much for DP. I can't say I love the anime though, it's a goodie, it's here to expose more the manga, which everyone should read.
To be frank, if the anime's cancelled, I wouldn't care much. Seeing the derailing that is DiU, I don't really want DP to continue adapting JJBA. JoJolion is scheduled for French publication soon anyway.
I just don't understand it, why would they not re-release the pink KQ? It's obviously the most desired one, wouldn't they make more sales that way? Pink KQ would have been a pre-order for me but now I'll just keep trawling Mandarake. They need to get their shit together
Whats your opinion on hotman?
>still wearing the male school uniforms
>you were born too late to explore the unknown corners of the Earth
>you were born too early to venture into the vast reaches of space
>you were born just in time to see Highway Star animated
>you were born just in time to see Highway star animated
>but you might die when Rohan bites the dust, at the exact moment
And you know too much
> Koichi, Hazamada, Shigechi and Yukako all given different uniforms
> Josuke and Okuasu just get slut versions of their normal clothes
> Also whatever the fuck Reimi is wearing
Seriously, I get they want to preserve the imagery, but if you're going to go that far with the other characters you might as well do it with the mains as well.
What a disappointment this shit game turned out to be.
It's too bad they didn't just add Diego, Memewagon, Stroheim, Weather Report, Joshuu etc. into All Star Battle as DLC because that would have been objectively better.
So 16 people hate facts?
Where did the anime's budget from part 1 to 3 go to? Part 4 has been looking borderline so far.
josuke is a cute, but not THE CUTEST jojo
>He fell for the Gappy isnt best Josuke meme
>all these people whinging about cutest JoJos
>aren't even considering GeoJos
Davidpro pissed it all away on part 3's needless over use of two parter episodes.
it was clear by Dio's world that they had completely blown their time and money on side episodes that they shouldn't have put so much into.
As it is, the whole lead up was to part 3 because it was the popular one, we're in a lull now until Vento Aureo ((hopefully))
>HAs Jotaro's Build so he is bigger than him
>Is a half a Surgeon that works on a boat
>Half a kid who's mom needs all the love she can get
>Lives with a Family og QT's plus Joshuu
>Has a fucking Lamborghini
>Rich ass house too
How can POmpadour faggot even compare?
Both his halves don't matter, since he doesn't remember shit about them or didn't inherit any knowledge from them.
>Lives with a Family og QT's plus Joshuu
The Higashikatas are all shit though(especially Joshu), they're only there to die and make Gappy mad at the antagonist.
>Has a fucking Lamborghini
Does he? Did he drive it? Jobin could have just gotten it back or refused to give it to him.
Also even if it's his, he doesn't have a job, so he can't buy gas, and doesn't know how to drive.
>Rich ass house too
Josuke has a shit thon of cash in the bank on his name, not something inherited from someone else.
Josuke is the best character overall, since he does have a personality, not just a set of quirks.
>Both his halves don't matter, since he doesn't remember shit about them or didn't inherit any knowledge from them.
Gappy retained most of his smarts from Kira which was apparent in the early chapters.
>The Higashikatas are all shit though(especially Joshu)
Honestly, since everything calmed down and gappy settled in, the only HIgashikata that is a dick is Joshuu and thats because he a brat but hes growing up
He probably doesnt have time to drive it around since hes been on constant thrats since Damo and now Kaato is here
>Josuke has a shit ton of cash in the bank on his name
WHich he cant use since his mother froze his account
The other Josukes are shit, Josuke is Best Josuke
No, you are shit too. I mean to say that I'm the best Josuke.
David fucked up with Part 3, so Warner gave them a smaller budget for Part 4 to see whether or not they should continue adapting JoJo. It seems like they will, since Part 4 is doing well.
They werent melting when the boat exploded. They were bleeding and crumbling and Kira was basically a corpse by that moment.
The very highest of heights of Joseph fanaticism:
Fucking hell the way he draws gives the weirdest of vibes
>Not including Giorno
For what purpose?
>Ham on whole wheat, alright
I can't wait until the best character in Part 5 gets animated and I can understand his dialogue in something other than broken Chinese english
So a stand thats a parody of another?
One person comes to mind
What good is the head without its, BETTER HALF
Who's Best JoJo?
>Cant choose both Joshua bar Joseph and JOsefumi
I know about Jorge Joestar, but that is a light novel and I wanted a proper manga though I just might be asking for more than necessary.
Yeah, always thought that was a bit odd to skip straight to Morioh after SBR but I guess Araki has free reign to deal with the timeline as he pleases.
I also mention SBR because I want WWI pilot aerial Stand battles.
>I wanted a proper manga though
George Joestar was a normal dude who had no Hamon powers and was just a regular air force pilot. a manga about him wouldn't really be JoJo at all
Not so fast Red Dead Overlord.
Probably, Araki doesn't seem to be interested in writing a war drama set in the Jojo universe.
- He could go Indiana Jones and have Jorge be an everyman dealing with crazy vampire shit.
- Retcon the extent of his abilities
- Or do a SBR version.
An SBR version would be cool, and Jorge is pretty far away from Holly and Kira, so he'd be less likely to fuck with the canon.
However, if we ever get a Part 9, I just want it to wrap things up. A prequel wouldn't be the best for that.
So I've finished reading part 1, now I'm on part 2.
Is Joseph just basically a chav before chavs were a thing?
Mainly just in Josuke's case, a short skirt and her chest bulging out of her jacket like that.
Like I said, the artist already bothered to switch all the other school characters clothes around, they should have just done that instead of morphing Josuke's and Okuyasu's coats into their skirts, it doesn't even look like a uniform at that point.
But the thread will live on for about a couple of months.
>badass ace fighter pilot
>wouldn't be interesting
Besides all of that, where do you think Joseph got his power of asspull from? Sure as fuck wasn't mom.
I liked the change from stands being the fighters to the stand users doing the fighting, it adds more tension to the story and it gives us scenes like these.
>Someone else likes Josefumi and S&W CQC panels
>a retcon is the same thing as an in-universe canon sex change
grow the fuck up
pic related, it's what annasui doesn't have
Should have remained female, then he wouldn't have been a spergy dipshit.
Just saying, if you're going to genderbend characters, you should go all the way in the design aspect as well.
You could still keep the important parts of his clothing if you changed the style of uniform, it just fit's more coherently with the rest of what that artist drew.
I wisch this faggot would stop drawing his gay ass furry fucks and do some more JoJo comics
yeah, the one this dude posted >>148203672
Josefumi & Kira is probably my favorite chapter of any part of JoJo specifically because that fight is so raw and well choreographed. you can really feel that Josefumi is just done with this shit and cares about saving his friend, it was all conveyed very poignantly and believably
No, I like his character. He always gave an impression, that he really does not give a single fuck about what is happening, he may was aware about the situation but in reality he just tagged along, with Jolyne as an end goal.
>Angrily yelling at someone over the internet because they don't share your view
>tell them to grow up
Sure is uppity SJW college freshman in here
Josuke's ''patch you up" to a normal person would mean maybe perform some emergency first aid and calling an ambulance.
While Kira says something more along the lines of "Hurry and fix me" implying that Josuke can do anything more than try to stop the bleeding, which is the most you would expect from a high schooler.
>doesn't use any capital letters anywhere in the post
Eh, whenever there was a Zepelli involved in the story, that part itself usually just consisted of the Jojo, the Zepelli, and another side character. It's not really surprising that a Zepelli has died each time, considering that by the end of basically every part at least one person in the group is certain to die.
This guy arrives in morioh.
how fucked morioh will be?
Well it was either Stroheim or Zepelli, and Stroheim is a cyborg man who can be reduced to a head and torso and still survive, so Zepelli it is.
Also Stroheim was the more comedic character of the two, so him having some kind of tragic death really wouldn't work.
Big Boobed girl on shakedown road.
King Crimson is like The World
like what the fuck
instead of slowing down time he creates a time where only he can react to shit
I drew a diagram on how I think it works
SOMEONE PLEASE TEL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS
PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW
Please tell me that this hair is gonna be in anime!!
King Crimson isn't really like the world because Diavolo's not stopping time. He couldn't pull off most of the stuff DIO did.
He couldn't throw a bunch of knives at you during erased time. He couldn't hit you a bunch during erased time. Pretty much all he can do is use it to avoid things he can see coming (with Epitaph) and then disorient people.
For example, in the picture you drew, the difference between the World and what KC did is that Diavolo isn't moving between Fig.2 and Fig.3. If DIO used The World to freeze time he'd still have to move out of the way of that punch.
In that way The World is more powerful than KC due to how much you can do with it, although KC might actually directly counter The world.
King Crimson increases the speed or rate of the flow of time; achieved through its ability to control the gravitational forces of the earth, moon, and seemingly the entire universe (in reference to aspects of the theory of relativity).
Additionally, the Stand seems to have retained some of DIO's ability to see into stopped time, as Diavolo seemed to be subconsciously able to dodge the spear that Jotaro Kujo had thrown during the stopped time.
It's simple, seeing epitaph's predictions is what trips most people up.
Diavolo makes a prediction with Epitaph, he can then use King Crimson to erase the actions he saw with the results of said actions still remaining in the real world, he doesn't have to erase the entire prediction, though, he can just erase parts of it. This is why it comes off as inconsistent.
Is there someone talented enough at editing to make this say "GAAAAAAAAY!"?