Girls und Panzer, Gup thread

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>>148054611
desu

I respectfully ask you to delete this thread. It's not time yet.

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>>148054611
The old thread is still up, you suck. Fuck this I'm going to bed like Sawreehfag, hopefully I'll have lewd dreams about Nonna and Katyusha again.

See you fags later.

fuck off circlejerk

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Darjeeling is my wife!

Please delete this thread, OP. I appreciate your enthusiasm for more GuP, but it's early.

>>148054842
That's horrifying.

Remember, no content.

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>>148054740
You can't delete threads baka.

>>148054760
Someone post the greentext please.

>>148054842
I would rob a bank with a mask like that to be honest.

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Guys help, I think I'm in love with the ASS

>>148055130
>in love
>with an ass
that's not love anon, you're just a pervert

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>Kay and Darjeeling will never shit on your face

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How would the various teams react to their commander getting vaporized by a shell that het them by accident? Imagine it's the heat of battle, and Miho or Katyusha or whoever is hanging out of her tank when the opposing team fires at her. The tank then hits a ditch and drops down just enough for whoever the commander was to catch the 75mm shell right in the chest. The shells are very much real, though modified not to penetrate the armor of the tanks. However, they seem to have enough power to knock treads off and destroy tank barrels, which are both not exactly weak. If a teenage girl caught one, it'd be a fucking mess.

I think the girls of Kuromorimine and Pravda would handle it best. The team would continue fighting and use the shock of the opposing team to clinch a victory. The squad in the commander's tank would assume the role of commander as a unit, and then continue leading the team to victory. News of the commander's death would not be mentioned to any team member until after the round was won. There would be a funeral afterwards, and a new commander would be chosen.

Oarai girls would probably take it pretty hard. There would be considerable chaos on the field as orders from the commander suddenly stopped. It might very well cost them the match. They would then stop all Sensha-do activities indefinitly to grieve and reorganize. If they decide to get back into the game, their team would never be very good due to poor leadership and crushed morale.

St. G's would fare similarly poorly. Darjeeling's death would rock the school and the team. It is likely they'd drop out as well.

Saunders would probably carry on but would give up the match. Morale would be low but a replacement commander would be found quickly.

Anzio is an interesting case. Morale would no doubt plummet, and combat effectiveness would decrease in the match, but the sadness and shock of the event would spur the girls into action. They would fight through their tears and try to claim victory.

>>148055227
I fucking hate

>>148055245
This is one of the anime where I had to turn my brain off. They live in a perfect 2D world so accidents like that will never happen.

>>148055231
I just want Kay to sit on my face with her puffy vagina and her big ass

>>148055245

Something tells me if a girl got fucking ripped to shreds by a tank shell the game would stop right there and then basic sport politics would ensue. Is Senshadou REALLY safe? Could this have been avoided? Should there be a rematch? ect.

>>148055245
I was going to say they would probably stop the match, but then i remembered how no one cared about an entire tank crew drowning.

>>148055245
I think you should get hit by a shell to be honest.

>>148055411

That ones' different because apparently there was a squad dispatched to help the girls. Miho just ran out because she's Miho.

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I want to plant my seven seeds inside of Shizuka!

>>148055245
Chihatan would continue to charge
Keizoku would wait for Mika to respawn

How would sex with Rosehip be?

>>148055245
If the schools allign themselves with their respected nations in everything, then Saunders and Gloriana would deal with the situation the best, whilst KMM would deal with it the worst. Could you imagine what a bunch of leaderless krauts would do? They'd wait until they get orders from someone higher up (which is Shiho).

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this thread sucks

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>>148055889
Very, very tiring.

>>148055245
>shell that het them by accident
I didn't know they were all gay.

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>>148055998
Pet the Fukuda to improve her mood.

>>148055980
They do align themselves with the nations they role play as, but it's a loose modeling in my opinion. KMM and Pravda both have a very authoritarian structure but at the same time, the girls on those teams are very focused and competent (in general). In such an event they would no doubt be sad and confused, but I think they're the ones most likely to carry on. In Pravda's case, Clara would likely take over which Nonna picked up the pieces of Katyusha and had a breakdown. Still, they would fight on.

Does Shiho owns KMM or that anon was saying bullshit?

>>148055820

Keizoku are such a hobos and possibly stoners that I believe that's a possibility

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What are we going to do once g00k closes down our home?

>>148050732
Sure is!

>>148051030
Your wish is Lolita Channel's command!

https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/a9/d7/a9d7848a83fbf075fa25b39ca7e255dc.jpg

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I want this. I need this.

>>148056383
>Lolita Channel
Terrible.

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>>148056383
>futa

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I need more Klara in my life

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>>148056070

Pet the Momo to increase her comfort levels.

>>148054611
> report and ignore shitposting.

If only GuP has the intellectual banter that Monogatari has then GuP threads would not be full of shitposters that does not know quality movies when they see it. I propose posting more at any Monogatari thread as to raise the standards of GuP threads. Adverse side effects might include enlightenment and better taste.

>>148057325
Gr8 b8 m8.

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GuP der Film Variante ch2 raws.

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>>148057268
The Momo will then switch into lewd-mode after continuous headpats , in which case her comfort levels will only return to normal levels once she has been sexually satisfied.

This is job for Momofag, ganbare!

>>148057767
Are you going to dump it?

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>>148057767

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>>148057850

>>148057824
Yes.

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>>148057906

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>>148057971

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>>148057781

Momo is NOT an H-Game!!!

Not that I'd neglect my duties to restore Momo to proper comfort levels, though.

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>>148058029

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>>148058085

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>>148058172

>>148058069
You better do it quickly then. If she keeps shouting "Ute!" like that at the top her lungs people might get worried and call the police.

>>148058172
High quality

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>>148058236

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>>148058252

Her shouting is like music to my ears.

Momo have such a lewd body.

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>no mako to cuddle with
I bet she'd think I'm insane for staying up this late.

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>>148058278

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>>148058301
Mako is only sleepy because she stays up late, and then have school so early in the morning.

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>>148058348

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>>148058297

At least post a proof

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>>148058413

>>148058285
Could you imagine her being interrupted mid-ute by a yelp of pleasure? Like "ut- ahhn~" she'd say with draw out breath. She'd pabt for a few seconds afterwards just to recover from the sudden shock of it.

You're a pretty lucky fella.

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>>148058474

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>>148058264
>>148058449
>>148058475

Easy, guys. You have your own waifu, don't you?

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>>148058535

>>148057850

>Between the boobs of the irrelevant and the slut.

being Karina is good from time to time.

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>>148058593

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>>148058393
I've been up since 3 am. It's almost midnight. Can't sleep.

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>>148058643

>boobs of the irrelevant

Rude, she has name, what it is again?

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>>148058654

>>148058538
I am Fagfag.

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>>148058538

We always do this, my waifu owns your waifu

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>>148058690

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>>148058659
You don't know the true Mako experience until you go to bed at 4am and wake up at 6am.

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>>148058747

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>>148058538
No, actually.

>>148058756
Been there, done that. Hell I used to sleep through mortar attacks.

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>>148058806

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>>148058851

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>>148058887

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

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>>148058935

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>>148058980

And done.

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>>148059039

Good job

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>>148058709

Oh my. I hope you're having a pleasant night.

>>148058733

We do. But I will maintain my stance on our waifus coexist as good friends. She just happens to work under her.

>>148058810

How come, anon? There are so many girls, surely one tickles your fancy?

Perhaps they aren't from GuP?

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>>148058085

I loved this scene in the movie. No background score mixed with nothing but the sounds of shots firing and the distant impacts a few seconds afterward. The way the Oorai team was dug in was very neat too.

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>>148059097

If you want to call it in that way, go ahead

Anzu is for Anal

>>148058747
>>148059039
im liking these alternate perspectives

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>>148059440

Rude, there is only one girl that's ok for anal

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>>148059376

I most certainly will.

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>>148059628

Cute

>>148059619
All of the girls must train for anal, it is a part of senshadou

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>>148059692

I like that image. But who's the Unnamed Character?

>>148059809

Nishi pls

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>>148059813
Her name is Agiri

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>>148059813

Is same thing

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>>148059969

You misunderstand.

Who's gonna be the Unnamed Character?

>>148059619
HNNGG best girl

why does /gup/ bully her about being fat or something?

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>>148060150

Because

>>148060150

Probably because on initial viewing, she's arguably the most boring character. She doesn't do much. Thus, was subjected to fat/ seal bullying. However Sawreehfag showed us the error of our ways.

I've actually grown to like her. She has little character traits that are enjoyable, like how shes the always the first to try and stop Mako from quitting due to sleepiness.

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Attempt number 7 at sleeping today, Wish me luck.
I wonder what the text says.

>>148060246
>This post was deleted for the following reasons:
>Unapproved in three days - about 2 years ago
The fuck?

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>>148060246
>sleeping

Uuu...I understand...I'll do it...
Gununu...(some kind of frustration sound)

>>148058821
Are you caucasian m8?

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>>148060246

I should try too, i have to work in 4 hours

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>>148056339

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>>148060367

Man that is unnerving.

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>>148060367
Thanks.
>>148060393
The gov considers me so and I'm heavily mixed. I'm one of those new model stealth spics.

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>>148060446
stop

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>>148060470
It's too late.

>>148060196
lol why would ppl dislike her. I liked her from the first viewing

>>148060446
Two loaders?
>Commander and driver
Rosehip and her driver.
>Gunner
Naomi.
>Radio op.
Alice.
>Loader
Yukari.
>Tank
M18 90mm cannon GMC.

>>148060495

>lol

Like I said, she was somewhat boring and didn't do cool things. Compared to everyone else, she was just a loud girl who couldn't get boys, despite claiming to be a boy expert.

Just in the Anglerfish team we have:

Cute Commander
Fluffy Loader
Flower Gunner
Sleepy Driver
and
Unable to get boyfriend Communicator

By comparison, she's very boring.

But this was simply my initial opinion of her.

The OVAs and movie have improved my liking of her.

>>148060567
I havent even watched the ovas yet!

I guess I have amazing taste then

>>148060393
Why would it matter anyway?

>OPfags makes threads too early
>People having day dreams about commanders dying
>Fag having more than one waifu
>Thread full of people who only watch GuP

Sometimes I hate you guys.

>148056185
Is she a main character or just one of the girls you can play?

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Can we all agree the history team is the best? And does team normies actually do anything worthwhile? Haven't watched the movie yet.

>>148060913
>Does x do y because you should tell me rather than me doing z because I'm a retarded faggot.

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>>148060913

What the hell are you doing here if you haven't watched the movie? You're asking to be spoiled!

>>148060913
Are you fucking retarded? Go watch it and find out yourself.

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Mikafags. Your waifu has abs, I hope you don't mind.

>>148061459
wtf i hate her now

>>148060913
>team normies
which one is this

>>148059097
I feel like shit not being able to buy stuff from my waifu, so i decide to not have one.

>>148061541
It's got nothing to do with 'deciding' you faggot.

>>148061570
By deciding, i mean not calling the anime girl i like the most my waifu.

>>148061594

Curious, who is the girl you like most?

>>148061541
You're confusing 2D waifus for 3D bitches.

Though I'm not one to talk. I got 5 dakimakuras of mai waifu, and one costed $600.

>>148061594
One's favorite doesn't equate to the same thing.

>>148061923
>painted nails
What a slut.

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>>148054611
The cutest.

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Look at these little boys, kissing each other. What's wrong with this world?

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Da-dang is Emiracle of the universe.

>>148057767
Despite reeking of CG this looks A LOT much better than the first adaptation

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>>148062138
Homophobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwh4KLWPIkQ

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Why is Alice so lewd?

>>148056530
If you can find the full-res image then by all means, share it with us.

>>148062239
She got molested as a toddler.

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>>148062239
We just don't know.

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>>148059440
No, that would be Miho.

>>148059440
Certainly you mean ASSam and Saunders girls.

>>148060565
>GMC

Whoever was responsible for that nomenclature should've been dragged out into the street and summarily executed.

>>148060913
Got the rest of those?

>>148062580
Yeah, over at >>>/c/

>>148062600
Here is perfectly fine.

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>>148062227
Wait, what's going on there?

>>148062227
why

>>148062628
I'd rather you talk to me than image spam.

>>148062639
"Students from Moscow opened Russian cafe in Tokyo"

Beware the yurifag, the crossboarder, the shitposter.

>>148061998
I loved that scene

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>>148062683
Oh. Cool.

I think I watched the end of Season 1 or whatever where she drifts and shoots the Tiger in the rear.

What else is there to watch? Something about an ARL 44?

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Hello again lads, back from my nap. Here's a render of Saori. I'll be away for about an hour while I go get some dinner, if you have any render requests just let me know!

I had a dream I went to a riverside cafe with Saori. We were joined by Momo and Momofag, as well as Erwin and an Erwinfag!

>>148062833
OVAs and Der Film.

>>148062833
The Anzio OVA, the 6 Specials, The Movie, Alice OVA, and Yukari's Tank Special Corner whenver you wanna.

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>>148062853
Kay, Yukari and Anchovy.

Honestly, Saori looks so wonderfully chubby here with her stomach like this...

>>148062853
>Erwin and an Erwinfag!

I suggest that you, Saori, Momo and Momofag run the fuck away, because god knows what would happen when the rest of the Erwinfags find out.....

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>>148055245
>I think the girls of Kuromorimine and Pravda would handle it best.
Yeah, cause Nonna and Erika of all people would handle it SO well to see their beloved commander getting blown. Sure, mate.

>>148062833
Obligatory: rewatch, OVA05, Anzio OVA, der Film, der Film OVA
Everything else (the other OVA, the tank corner specials) at your own discretion, before, after everything else, and the manga spinoffs right at the end (just the spinoffs don't bother with the adaptation)

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>>148062853
Could you render Yukari curled up around a Panzerfaust taking a nap?

Last night I had a dream where I ended up marrying her. Kid was a bit screwed up but it's what happens when a sperg and a /k/ommando have a kid. He was happy, she was happy. So that's what matters, I guess.

>>148062646

You don't want Katyusha serving you cute food?

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>>148062991
I'm sure the Erwinfag is a symbolic character representing all of them at once.

There is nothing but love and harmony in Sawreehfag's mind.

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My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide. I’ve eaten them boiled, I’ve eaten them fried. Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled, hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled, and frammeled. I’ve eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled. Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled, and fuzzled. I know every way that an egg can be guzzled

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>>148063184
This too?

>>148063234
What's wrong with those eggs?

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>>148060913

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>>148062853

Good morning!

That dream sounds wonderful! Especially since I'm so so darn hungry right now.

>>148063072

You will need to provide the image in question, anon. Rendering does not mean creating.

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>>148063404
I'm an idiot, my bad. I'll dig it up, gimme a minute. Also.

>momofag

There are many good girls in GuP. Momo is one of them. I just find Yukari a best since I like fluffy hair and that sort of overexcitable nature.

please don't talk to me about food I'm starving, craving a crunchwrap and Taco Bell is closed. ;-;

Can we food bully Momofag now?

Explain this.
https://twitter.com/RT_russian/status/782631892407488513

>>148054611
>Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
Based
t.cobra

>>148063613
See >>148062683

>>148063613
It was already posted less than an hour ago you faggot.

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I want to feed Katyusha cake as she lies on my lap.

>>148063577
Yukarifag reporting in. Please don't, food-bullying is the equivalent of carpetbombing.

[spoilers] I just remembered I have some eggs. [/spoiler]

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>>148063538

Don't worry, rendering can mean many things, it's easy to get confused. What Sawreehfag does is very neatly crop an image so the background is transparent, like the picture I'm posting now.

At least you have a Taco Bell. I would kill for a fake Taco right now.

>>148063577

There's nothing more you can do to me at this point. I can hear my growls over my loud fan.

>>148063661
But you just did it.

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>>148063661
What sort of ingredients do you have in your kitchen? I can run you thru how to make something.

What country are you in, actually? It's important because different countries/nationalities have different kitchen contents.

>>148063683
I'm sorry ;-; that doesn't make it okay.

>>148063662
Replied to >>148063661 instead of you, oops.

Which girl would be the wildest in bed and never let you be the one in charge?

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>>148063879
Shiho

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>>148063404
I'm sorry to hear it. I'm only having shitty little party pies, if that makes you feel any better.

>>148062926
I'll get on it once I've had my dins. I won't be able to get that Choby though because she's covered by Maho.

>>148063072
>>148063538
So which Image did you want mate, >>148063554 this one? I can just do some official art Yukari if you'd like.

>>148056238
Erika was one of the people in the tank that Miho dove after, and she still borderline despised her for it because it cost them the match. She'd probably save her grieving for afterwards, then drink herself into a ditch or something between matches.

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>>148063959

It's cool. I found a Dr. Pepper. That's sorta like food, right?

Also in the image you posted, since the cut-out of Saori appears to have gotten wet, it makes Saori look really nervous, as if she was sweating. Maybe she just realized she's eating Hana's food? Really adorable!

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>>148064066

That image was a lot cuter when it was just a pair of pink legs coming out of a Hetzer.

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>>148063959
That one works nicely. Whatcha eating?

>>148063879
Maho probably. She seems very calm and strict about things.

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>>148063926
>>148063879

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>>148064060
It has calories in it, so it'll tide you over. Please get some real food in you soon.

>>148064066

>On all levels except physical, I am a Hetzer
>[Hetz]

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>>148063879
Saki

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>>148064187

It's fine. I gotta sleep soon anyways for work. How else will I be able to afford this beauty when it finally gets released?

>>148064305
For some reason I wanna see a Yuzumori-san parody of GuP now.

Which guppie would you make a fried egg sandwich for?

Because goddamn do I love fried egg sandiwhces for breakfast.

>>148064305
>Miho and Alice on their first date together.

>>148064341
All of them. I hope you have enough eggs and sandwiches.

>>148064273
I don't think having your mind eaten away counts as sex.

>>148064341
Chovy >>148063184

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>>148064093
>Whatcha eating?
Party pies.

Will do that Yukari as well as an official. As I don't have anything else to do, look forward to it.

>>148064341
Have you guys had egg and fried egg sandwich? It's great. I'd give some to the rabbits.

I feel bad for >>148063538

>>148064432
How is the non-fried egg made?

Boiled? scrambled? Poached?

>>148064462
Shit.

I meant spam and fried egg sandwich.

>>148064414
Nice blog.

>>148064496
Ah, in that case, no I haven't.

>>148064502

That's the post you decide to nitpick? Out of everything in the thread? The one guy contributing?

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>>148064502
He asked, decided to tell him while giving an update on the content I'm doing. Settle down fella.

>>148062926
Here's the Yukari, Kay is almost done.

>>148064527
Nice meta post.

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>>148064600

>>148064599
Awesome, thanks. I wish I can ask you for Mikko stuff but there isn't much official art of her.

>>148064305
What are they saying?

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>>148064658
I don't always do official and I do like Mikko. I'll see what I can find when I've finished up everything.

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Shimada or Nishizumi?

>>148064688

Nishizumi. Shimadas seem a bit too posh.

>>148064688
Can't I have both?

>>148064305
>just touch my boko, Miho

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>>148064093
Yukari!

>>148064785
>touch
You mean "violently beat the shit out of"

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>>148064807
Thank you anon!! Have a Saori.

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I'm headed off to bed. It's been fun.

See you guys tomorrow.

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>>148064687
This I guess. The one where she's in her uniform.

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>>148064928
Good night Momofag, dream well.

>>148064923
Very welcome, I've got another one coming.

>>148064929
I'll get it done.

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>>148064675
I have to prepare myself so

g-...go ahead and enter the shower first...

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I want to hug and fug Sodoko.

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>>148064713
>posh
One is a goddamn methhead hobo.

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>>148064688

Yes.

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>>148064688
With Nishizumi you get a free Akiyama and / or Itsumi. With Shimada you get a teddy bear....

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>>148060446

>>148060446
Can you actually do this without autists sperging out? Or only joke one are acceptable like >>148066131
?

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>>148066131

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>>148066236
Erika!

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>>148064929
Here you go man. Sorry everything's been late, I'm still a little sleepy.

Time to get some actual sleep for once I think.

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It finally arrived
Now I can sleep with Darj

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I want to make Katyusha a mother.

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>>148066131
>"At least we'll hit more targets than Momo"

>>148066675
Go to bed.

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>>148066675

>>148066816

>Even Yuzu is afraid

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In comparison, no girl will love you as much as Rosehip.

except for the other girls that I like more.

>>148057325
Hey, m8. We were missing you. Had you been OK? I hope your absence was only due to you being banned again and nothing more serious than that.

>>148058029
>dat Araippe

>>148058474
>first image of one of Nonna's crew

>>148058474
>>148067445
What role has Nonna in her tank? She seems to be both TC and gunner. Was it common - or even POSSIBLE- on Russian 3-men-turret tanks?

>>148058681
Ayumi Yamagou
>not knowing the names, nicknames and/or surnames of all 50+ garupans by heart
Casuals. Fucking casials

>>148058887
I see they're doing the "hand signals" thing more blatantly in the manga adaptation

>>148067070
Rosehip is love
Rosehip is life

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What would you do to this pure, innocent, harmless and defenseless girl?

>>148062833
>What else is there to watch?
Ignore those telling you to skip OVAs. They are all great. Also even the "filler" OVAs are full of worldbuilding. If you don't watch OVA 3, you'll ask "why the huge ships?" and be branded as newfag. If you don't watch Ova 2, you'll ask "why did they knew the final's terrain layout so fucking well?" and be branded as newfag. If you skip OVA 1, you won't know the loaders have super-strength and will ask "how's that loli can handle that shell?" and be branded a newfag. If you skip the .5 episodes, you'll ask "how's that girl named?" and/or "how's the shells don't penetrate?" and/or "what tanks ccan they use?" and be (you guessed it) branded a newfag. OVA 6 won't answer any series question, but wthout it when you watch the movie you'll brand yourself a newfag by asking "Who are those new girls?"

No, really. Watch fucking everything. GuP has no "bad" episodes nor OVAs. Well, OVA 4 is technically filler, but trust me, you WANT to watch it, too - it's the full Ankou Dance.

>>148064807
You need to zip all your stuff and upload it somewhere. Or make a /c/ dump thread. Make it "And/or".

>>148067530
I honestly have a hard time trying to remember Leopan's names besides Hoshino because I can't connect them to something special.

>>148067863
Nakajima (TC), Tsuchiya (driver) and Suzuki (loader). Them all are based upon IRL F1 racers

>>148067711
Get her out of those cuffs and take her somewhere safe

>>148067711
Release her and asked who did it.

>>148067903
Oh.

I am just gonna associate their names more with PuroResu since I'm more familiar with that than F1 racers.

>>148067711
Who? Do you mean, there's one hidding behind the canon consumated martial artist, excellent athlete and badass commander that's obviously playing prisoner roleplay ith Yukari?

>>148067711
Ask if she does
>>148067948
If so, apologize and leave, if not, get something to open the cuffs.

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>Walk in
>See this

What do?

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>>148068034
Leave before she bites my dick off.

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>>148068034
>>148068156
Let her bite my dick.

>>148068255
What if she bites your dick off?

>>148068426
Mika will just steal a new one for me.

>>148067711
Untie her and ask her if she's allright. Ask her who did this and do my best to comfort her while I bring her somewhere safe. When the dust settles, ask her if I can become a member of her senshado team.

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>ywn witness Naomi being femnine because we never see her outside of Senshado

>>148068645
>Implying that she isn't a tomboy outside of Sensha-do.

Wewlad

>>148067711
Feed her eggs to calm her down.

>>148067856
He already does this every few threads, look for a mega link in archived threads.

>>148068666
No, anon. Not the eggs.

>>148068665
I mean in private. Just little things, like I could imagine her humming a little tune in a girlish way while hanging out her laundry or blushing when she imagines herself in a dress she sees on television or something like that.

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>>148066278
Yes?

>>148068724
Which is the worst type of tomboy.
Fake garbage loser

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>>148068756
I want to break Erika.

>>148068756
>>148068859
Stop bullying Erika!

>>148068769
>not like gap moe

What's wrong with you?

>>148068885
A tomboy should be complete and not half assed.
Her charm is her status as one. I am not meeting that shit half way if she doesn't even respect herself.

>>148068936
I think you got issues Anon. Let's all hope you are never in any vicinity near a tomboy for she cannot even hum a song in your presence without you thinking she is self disrespecting.

>>148069003
You're the one that applied effeminate connotations to humming.
>3DPD
no

>>148066663
MKMM.
I have a Kuromorimine.
I have a Miho.
Uhn~
I'm still alone.

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>>148068882
Erika is for sexual bullying by Nishizumis.

>>148068756
>Stop it Miho-dono, Erika-dono isn't your Boko.

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Ribbon Warrior cover of Monthly Comic Flapper this month.

>>148068677
>He already does this
including the /c/ dump?

>>148067948
>prisoner roleplay ith Yukari?
>Yukari not being the caught spy
I was about to just post it as a snark, then realized it's plainly Yukary playing the "I'm the spy and am about to interrogate you for info" role.
Doujin when?

>>148069400

That's sure a scary femlet

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>>148068882
No, but we can have Yukari to accompany her.

>>148068645
>senshado
>not femenine
You wouldn't recognise what's femenine even if it were to slap you in the face with a pink rose-scented vagina, /y/ou flaming faggot

>>148069400
>Miho pointing at the fanfic character.jpg

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>>148069400
I want Shizuka to pin me down, and, with her staring at me with pure lust in her eyes, have her way with me, and once she is done with me and cum oozing out of her pussy, immediately walk away.

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>>148069499

>>148069445
No, just the zips.

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>>148069709
I want Shizuka to pin me down, and, with her staring at me with pure lust in her eyes, have her way with me, and once she is done with me and cum oozing out of my pussy, immediately walk away.

>>148070118
Rin pls.

>>148069736
you got it backwards

>>148069736
>He never continued it

>>148070264
Thank goodness. Femdom a shit.

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>>148068756
So be it then.

>>148069400
Huh, no hint of the story.
KMM / BC Freedom match aftermath, i presume, there has to happen something, most participants were in no good mood or condition last time...

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>>148069252

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You're watching a tankathlon match when this girl comes up to you and slaps your ass in front of her girlfriendo. What do?