SHE

HAS

>WJltFcv.jpg

PENIS

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INFLATE HERSELF

>>147902871
JUST LIKE A BALLOON

IF SHE SHOOTS YA

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>>147902482

SHE SCREAMS IN SILENCE.

IT'S GONNA HURT

>>147902482
>>147902580
>>147902609
>>147902643
Well done.

SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

COCK

>>147905981
THIS HOT POCKET AIN'T FREE

>>147906309

AND THE ONLY FRIEND SHE HAS IS SHINJI

>>147902871
99 luftballons

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>>147906786
Fucking dead.

>>147906786
brutal

>>147902482
CAN SHRINK IN SIZE
WITH A COCONUT GUN

>>147902609
STYLE

>>147907693
NO

>>147907967

FRIENDS

>>147908351
IS

MALE

WAS GIVEN MAGICAL SHOES BY A HIP-HOP MOTOWN DUDE

>>147910044
Asuka's NERV profile

I'm reading this thread in that voice.

>>147908706
A FUCKING DISGRACE

>>147911875
There used to be a guy who would read the first 10 or so posts of HE threads over a midi of the dk rap.

>>147910044
yes...

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S

>>147912330
>Location: Germany
Why doesn't this surprise me? Fucking degenerates.

>>147902482
It happening

https://youtu.be/voH52VT9gzA

>>147902482

WUZ

EVA

>>147912414
>Germany
>ecchi
Asuka would be proud.

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>tfw watching everyone in this thread get banned
Maybe you dumb faggots will learn to stay in /v/.

Alternatively, kill yourselves.

>>147913123
How smug can you get?

>>147906786
Nice, I forgot how damn catchy that song is.

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>>147902482
Some bitch keeps stealing my watermelons

Why is this thread still up?

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>>147917268
heheheheh

>>147917268
Is Kaji the only character who wasn't a horrible person, and didn't have major psychological problems?

>tries to make asuka be less of a bitch
>makes friends with shinji, and helps him open up
>gives misato an outlet for her daddy issues

All around good human bean.

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>>147917295
bitch does what she wants

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Good thread

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>>147917332
Kaji, a triple agent, knew he'd reached the end of his usefulness and his death was imminent and made his peace with his god and her (and her wards)

>>147917332
No, he was as fucked up as everyone else, but had the best poker face of them all. Read about the supplementary material about him. He was a mess. Don't get me wrong though, cool character.

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>>147917711
actually very true, but still not as fucked as the nerv senior management and child soldiers

>>147917711
Even if he had his problems, he kept them to himself and tried to help others.

Kaji did absolutely nothing wrong.

COMES

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>>147917988
at least he saw his woman one last time

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>>147902643
Who are you quoting geekboy?

>>147917988
He delayed his investigation to stay around Misato. The SSDF wouldn't have cooperated with Seele if he'd reported his discoveries instead of trying to recruit Misato and grow watermelons.

>>147918343
He had good parental instincts dealing with shinji and asuka, and altough misato didn't she was the one that could heal his own demons. They could have built a good family if things had turned out differently.

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>>147918513
Agreed

>>147917332
Kaworu

>>147919521
Kaworu is terrible, can't help but cause terrible hurt to the person he claims to care for.

I guess it's time to rewatch this shit.

What would you recommend watching along with Eva? I don't want to get depressed after it again

>>147919654
Isn't FLCL the official palette cleanser?

>>147919695

Reading Re-Take is what cleanses everything

>>147919695
Oh wow, great idea actually since I want to rewatch that too.
Thanks anon

>>147919654
Boku no Pico. Just as gay as eva. Perfect for a faggot like you.

>>147919752
fanfics don't belong in the discussion.

>>147919620
He could always have helped it. He'd literally rather die than make the effort.

Post Asuka's feet

>>147919790

I just wanted a happy alternative damnit

>>147920041
This is how and alternate happy ending is done: >>147918889 taking into consideration the character's strengths and weaknesses and forging a beliveable alternate path, not time rewind bullshit for shipping purposes.

>>147920146

Does it have love making?

>>147920244
Misato and Kaji are a sexy and passionate couple that have longed for each other for nearly a decade. So of course there is.

>>147920272

But I want to see two horny teenagers making out damnit

>>147920309
That wouldn't be appropriate in this scenario. There might be some awkwardness but with Kaji's councel they'll eventually settle into a propper sibling bond which would be healtier for all involved.

>>147920377

But will that prevent the sexual tension?

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>>147920377
>siblings don't make out

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>>147919521
You're joking. Kaworu was the most suicidal out of all of them.
He was also SEELE's personal cumdumpster for 15 years.

>>147919752
just read it
pretty sweet