This is your roommate for this semester

i would tickle her pickle

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>>147902212
can i choose rikka ? i can't calm while a hot girl sleeping in the same room with me but i can if it was a cute girl

>squeak squeak squeak squeak
>ahhnn~
>shh he'll hear us

>>147902212
>she brings over dudes every night

I've dropped out of college twice so Nibutani roommate will never happen

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>>147902212
I would like to choose Rikka instead, Shinka is boring

>>147902448
What did Anon mean by this?

>>147902939
Obviously she's feeding her pet mouse in the middle of the night, and politely trying not to wake you up.

>>147902212
Cant, I need an extra bed for my dog.

>>147902939
she's into cucking her bf with you

>>147902212
Looks like the kind of bitch that doesn't cleanup after herself and steals money

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Yeeeaaahhhhh.

When did we have coed dorms?

>>147902584
Season 2 was a mistake.

>>147903344
nice meme

>>147902212
I want to kill this fucking cunt.

>>147903207
Since time immemorial.

>>147903695
Wrong show.

I heard she likes to suck guys off while they're asleep in bed.

>>147903106
>That disappointment

>>147904528
I don't do that, they're lying.

>>147903052
She's a very tidy person actually.

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>family name Nibutani
Oh, I get it. She's part Ainu.

>>147907150
I don't get it.

>>147907289
Anon is saying that her family name is Nibutani, and that means she's Ainu. What's not to get?

>>147903450
Literally not a meme. S2 was garbage and destroyed all the progress of S1. Things are worse now than they were at the end of S1.

>>147907573
But why?

>>147907289
>>147907703
because the character is named nibutani are you thick

>>147907697
Who fucking cares, Rikka is a cute chuuni and I love her that way

>>147908139
I don't see what my luscious thighs have to do with this conversation

>>147902212
But I don't want to impregnate my roommate.

>>147902212
what a dream

>>147908139
I don't get it.

>>147909023
Anon is saying that her family name is Nibutani, and that means she's Ainu. What's not to get?

>>147909121
But why?

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I'd rather be roommates with Dekodess. It would be a neverending parade of fun.

Hair clip is a violent cunt, definitely worst girl.

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>>147909526
Are you scared of her?

>>147909580
She is sexually intimidating.

>>147910463
For you.

>>147909580
she's gonna bully my dick

>>147902326

She's in a higher grade than your immature ass.

>>147909580
Yes, and that really turns me on.

>>147908671
She is gonna turn fucking 16 soon and still acting like a retard

>>147902212
Girls and boys can't share a room!

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>>147911952
That's what makes her precious

>>147912189
It makes her a retard.

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>>147911602
So? Deko is in a lower grade yet she tickled Shinka.

And if we all pitch in, we can gang up on Shinka and tickle torture her all over her body.

>>147910768

That's telling that neckbeard autist. He'd not even be able to win a staredown with her.

>>147909580
Fuck this bitch. I'd knock her up real quick.

>>147913442
>implying she wouldn't knock you up

>>147902212
IF I PULL THAT CLIP WILL SHE DIE?

>>147913031
What the fuck are those things?

>>147914111
Stop projecting. I'm not some sissy ass white boy like yourself.

>>147914485
/ghost/

>>147911952
She turned 17 in season 2

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>>147914460
It would be extremely painful.

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>she sees you
>shows you this face

What do you do?

>>147915480
go in my room and cry

>>147915480
go in my room and masturbate

>>147915480
that's the face she made when i put it in her anus

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>>147915480

Take my Chuunibyou to the next level

cool finally someone to give my mixtape to

As long as she is tidy it's fine, its cheaper to cook for 2 as well.

Would have to pull the whole getting home early to walk in on her masturbating though. Sticking to a wank timetable would be a right bother so I would rather just get to the point where neither of us care.

She better do her laundry regularly as well being dirt is not allowed unless she has just got home from an intense sports game for sweaty sex. Previous female flatmates didn't wash their bed sheets in over a month which is pretty disgusting.

Over all I think I could live with this.

>>147915480
Don't give up

>>147915480
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The bitch club is two blocks down

>>147911952
That just means we have to bully her harder

>>147913142
To be fair, who would? Her eyes are mesmerizing.

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>>147907697
Clearly you are not elite enough to realize that none of that matters and the only thing that matters is Moe

faggot

>>147915480
go back to my room and contemplate of how pathetic i am all night

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>>147917201
does this actually happen? I've never in my life shared a room with someone, and actively go out of my way to avoid it.... Do people just wank with other people there, even the opposite gender?

Romance and even being friendly is remotely impossible, so i may move out or i will kill myself soon

I'll trick her into pegging me.

wonder why an anime character is in the real world... right after asking how it is to be an anime character and asking how it feels to know that you do not have a soul

>>147919473
>not letting her kill you

>>147920412
I am so disgusting that she will not be nearing me let alone touch me.

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>>147920751
She will chop you into tiny pieces.

>>147920774
I am not the one who:

>stole her freshly washed and also sweat drenched underwear
>sniff and cum to her dirty clothes

>>147920819
But you're the only one in the room other than her.

>>147920861
I told no one before but i have an evil lewd twin. He always use my identity to conduct immoral act. Let me accompany for tonight,i can protect you from him as i hold his secret as in evidence of crime.

>>147904785
look at that man. He busted his nut and is satisfied. Doesnt give too shits about her

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>she is bound by societal conventions to act like a non-autist to me if i act like a non-autist to her
>act like a normal person and just greet her
>act completely disinterested
>slowly start planting things that could trigger her chuuni flashbacks
>increase stealth bullying until she finally spergs out in front of me
>call it cute and move on
>continue to act indifferent until her thirst reaches critical level
>jam it in

>>147921118
>implying you could have that much composure around her

>>147909464
Deko is the easiest to rape or of all the chuunis

>>147921337
Kumin is the easiest desu, Shinka is the hardest.

>>147921337
Kumin senpai would be the easiest as she is sleepy and dont really mind about it.

>>147921465
>>147921474
It's not rape if she doesn't resist

>>147921554
but Your Honor, she was unable to perform resistance as she suffers from sleepy sickness.

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>she sees your phone wallpaper

>>147921606
It's not rape if she doesn't mind it!

>>147921673
This is not Nibutani whom i planted my seeds with secretly for a moon turn.

>>147921710
This is the medical and psych evaluation proves that the victim is not competent for decision making during her sleeping sickness attack. The very act of insemination is disgusting and feels violated by my client's account.

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>>147902212
Nice outfit, nerd.

>>147921776
nice twintail, memegal.

>>147919213
I never did in the same room, but I lived with a girl for a semester and did it while she was home regularly. Just gotta be smart about it.

>>147921237
I'm a pretty chill person, it could work.
I'd have to hide all my degenerate weebness, however, which could be an issue.

Are male students even allowed to be roommates with girls?

Based kyoani reinventing the chu2 archtype.

>>147914545
How about I fuck your ass anon and then we'll see who's the true sissy.

>>147921910
man-boobfuck is more hygienic and less susceptible to prosecution but still deliver the same shame

>All these fags talking like they can get in bed with her in a minute

Bullshit. I can't even look a girl in the eye in a conversation. I can't keep myself from stuttering. I feel like I'm about to cry when I try to utter a word. I just end up sounding funny. There's no way you fucks are different from me. This is /a/ right? So just cut the crap and admit you'd cry.

>>147919213
I've known it to happen. People have urges and get tired of having to wait or get caught enough times that they don't care about it. It seems like only Americans have to regularly share rooms in dorms though.

I remember my mate telling me that there was a girl in her flat asleep but with the door unlocked and another female flatmates came in striped naked as started fingering herself above the sleeping girl straddling her. The sleeping girl woke up and shit went down. So if this happens I'm sure 2 people getting themselves off with someone in the room is pretty reasonable.

>>147921673
I have never changed my phone wallpaper from the default and I have had it for 3 years.

>>147921998
>>>/r9k/

>>147921863
In the UK it is an option in a fair number of uni's. There are twin rooms for people that are really strapped for cash and it doesn't matter if you are male or female as long as neither party put that they don't care on tier application.

>>147921818
Why didn't you ejaculate inside her

>>147921998
stop being so 3D, i just want to have fun in this 2D forum

>>147902583
>dropped out twice
why would you go back?

This thread is fuckin' wacky, what's going on?

>>147922149
I don't know about everyone else but I just finished work for the week and am in a mood to funpost

>>147922100
It doesn't matter if its 3D 2D or 10D. You don't change. You could never approach her.

>>147922200
I could change for her.

>>147922056
No. /r9k/ are misogynistic crybabies. I'm just trying to shed some light. Sorry anon but you can't convince me you could talk to a 3D or 2D girl.

>>147922226
Just talking? A lot of /a/nons can do that.

>>147922219
No you can't. You're anon. If you could change then why are you here?

>>147922237
Hahaha yeah right. If I can't do it, neither can they. 3D or 2D.

>>147922242
Because she has not ask me yet

>>147922226
I may be socially retarded but I have no problems making conversation and hanging out

>>147922281
Anon. You can't. Even in your fantasies. You're no different from me. Why are you lying?

>>147922281
If so, what makes you socially retarded?

>>147921891
Rikka is the more famous chuuni archetype!

>>147922311
He's lying. We're all awkward fucks who can't even converse with others.

God DAMN I want to fuck Shinka

>>147922311
That's all I can do. After 1 hour of being around people I feel like shit, but before that I'm normal
>>147922300
>>147922338
Not everyone is as autistic as you

>>147922354
Stop lying. We're the same.

>>147922070
Does shit get lewd?

>>147922346
She's only into dogs.

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>>147922466

>>147922511
>tfw when I made my dog shitpost here once

He was only after the treats I put on the keyboard but I think I've trained him pretty well if he used the incentive to post.

>>147922554
does doggo eat shit post?

>He lives in a roomshare
Get a load of this poorfag.

>>147922587
What?

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What could she be referring to?

>>147922133
I realized that being a chef is my true calling but reality hits and forced to dropped out again to take care of sister.
/blog
like rate and subscribe for more

>>147922753
She is loose.

>>147921673
As long as it's not a laptop or tablet wallpaper, it's fine.
Phone is actually just a pretty picture. You would probably notice it's anime, though.

>>147923164
>Phone is actually just a pretty picture. You would probably notice it's anime, though.
Post it.

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>>147923180
It's too big to fit completely, so you can only see the part of it from the bottom to the second row of purple thingies.
The drawing style and insane architecture are undoubtedly anime, though.

>>147922281
>>147922300
Me too.
The problems begin mostly when it's time to build up anything resembling an actual relationship. I suck at that part. I have no idea how to do it, I rarely leave my room except for uni or getting something I actually need, I barely ever feel connected to people beyond the superficial level. I have a number of awkward habits which show themselves in any kind of constant contact. And I guess I can barely read the most obvious part of the mood at my very best.
But just talking? Mostly fine with that.

>>147923394
>I rarely leave my room except for uni or getting something I actually need
Literally me.

>>147903106
Where is this picture from?

>>147923659
Season 3

>>147923445
Gosh
What a loser.

Wasn't it once implies that Shinka wanted to have sex with Yuuta or was that a misunderstanding.

It's been a while since I watched this.

>>147925158
You've been reading too many doujins.

>>147926095
Could be.

>>147926095
Take this with a grain of salt, I have no evidence.

Yuuta and Shinka apparently had sex at the end of the LN. The LN and anime are completely different.

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>>147926898
Very funny

>>147925158
She had a crush on Utah's friend at one point.

>>147911952
You will turn 30 any minute now and still acting like a retard.

>>147902212
I don't mind her and cooking for two is better than cooking for one, though she would have to do the laundry.

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>>147921673

>she doesn't like pixelart gifs

Bitch.

>>147927275
>you will never understand the ending of this doujin
It's like the artist had a brain spasm halfway through.

>>147927275
>>147927433
You lost me

>>147927028
is that the anime or the ln

>>147928123
Have a look

https://exhentai.org/g/558324/fc25c87d75/

>>147911952
We are posting on a Mongolian cartoon bazar

I sure hope she farts a lot

>>147928988
Good ending, approved.

>>147915480
I wouldn't mind because i get that look all the time.

>>147902392
I can't be calmed knowing Rikka's phat ass is untapped.

>>147933636
Shinka's has been in the LN, if that's any consolation.

>>147933739
proofs, tovarisch?

>>147922753
My dick that she wont touch after I trick her into smothering my face with her fat ass.