If someone gave you 10 billion USD(convert to your country's currency if you have to) to improve your country, what would you do?
>>147897678
Put my name in giant gold letters on buildings, airplanes, and dubious business ventures. I would then get my own reality show based purely on those achievements and follow that up by running for president on a platform of how great I am and how we need to deport and/or bomb various shades of brown people
>>147897824
Let's not turn this into /po/
>>147897678
I would make Darker Than Black 3.
>>147897824
Give me half of that and I will save my shitty country. I will unite with the drug cartels and kill America! I will send all our corrupt cops to America! How can I turn a country communist?
>>147897678
Kill myself.
>>147897872
Show me a better plan.
>>147897915
>drug cartels vs the US
good luck with that
I purchase 10 billion dollars worth of canvas and drape it on top of as much area as I can manage
>>147897678
Make the prime minister say "Uncle"
>>147897678
10 Billion, probably start my own country, that or lure all the penny pinchers into an oven.
>>147897824
You don't need 10 billion for that
Hell maybe it's possible with less than 1
Place $100 million bounties on the hundred richest people on Earth.jk that won't solve shit since their equally corrupt kids will immediately pick up where they left off
I don't like the part where I die after spending it all to fix it in a way that was not envisioned by the people who gave it to me
I'd build a wall
>>147898239
Remember they dont die though.
>>147897824
There is literally nothing wrong with bombing brown people.
>>147898610
funny meme advertising mascot meme (from reddit) very meme funny
>>147897678
Android catgirls development program
Why would I give a shit about my country when I can have my own perfect waifu?
>>147898676
It's from ytmd, but you probably haven't been alive long enough to remember that website.
>>147898755
where can I upvote and reblog this epic silly?
>>147898688
You get killed if you aren't using the money with the goal of improviing the country in mind.
>>147898811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw6jEPTowwQ
There's plenty of videos on youtube you can upvote if you want
>>147897678
how much can I pay myself in wage?
>>147897678
Make anime real
>>147899077
I'm big into "random" humor, but I don't like leaving the Gaia forums >_< can you post it over here kthxbai
>>147897678
Buy all of the sexiest, cleanest, and most expensive hookers from each country and hand them out to all my boys
>>147899188
Yeah, no problem.
Your username is t3hpenguinofdoom, right?
>>147899236
>hookers
>clean
Huh? A whore is a whore no matter how cleanly she is.
>>147897824
Funny, I was just thinking of giving all my money to the charitable jews and ignore reality while I create emailbots to send thousands of emails to my buddies in Saudi Arabia. While i'm at it, I'll just be using some chump change like 100 million dollars to put a smear campaign on my opponent to ensure my victory at the elections and wage war against a cartoon frog.
>>147897678
Help nico tanigawa out.
>>147898676
How many times do we have to say it? Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>147898610
If you think about it, there is nothing wrong about bombing everyone.
'Muricans are just assblasted about the tours.
>>147897678
I'd post threads like this on /pol/ instead of /a/.
>>147899858
At this point in my life I'd welcome being vaporized by an nuclear blast desu senpai.
>>147897678
Put a 10 billion dollar on myself. Someone gets to enjoy the money.
>>147898688
>android
It has to be biological you fucking FUCK AHHH
>>147898216
>they all place a $1 billion bounty on you
>all the assassins kill eachother
>when the survivor returns he just gets sent to the Rancor pit
>>147897678
Build a subway and improve the train system.
Finally adapt this for real.
Fund Haruhi S3.
That will bring an everlasting age of peace to the world.
>>147897678
Buy lolis
>>147897678
I'd buy 10 billion tacos
>>147897872
What's wrong with origami?
>>147901269
I'd rather have watamote seasons 2-4 and an OVA than another endless eight desu
>>147901150
Will it finally find a way?
>>147897678
I would build a wall. It would be so big and tall. It would be impenetrable. Mexico wouldn't have to pay for the wall, I'd do it myself. We'd make this country great once again.
>>147901150Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>147897678
I'd make space jam 2.
>>147897983
>The U.S. is losing to peasants in the Middle East.
If America fought with the cartel I know for a fact it'll end up being the same with Mexico vs. the cartel.
>>147901467
>Implying modern Kyoani has the balls to do something like E8 again