Why is undressing monkey so sexual?
Because her body is made for sex
>>147887013
this webm is great
Monkey is such a FOOL
>Kanbaru
>ZR
I didn't know this, I think I'm gonna watch Koyomi.
>>147887065
>Because her body is made for sex
Why would you have sex with such a disgusting body?
post more monkey
>>147887319
>>147886836
>>147887227
which gatari is this from?
>>147887013
Post of the day.
>>147887013
If only monkey would be so retareded.
I could cheat her to have sex with me.
>>147886836
Why is monkey so sexual?
FTFY
>>147887013
This shit is so cute.
What's the point of Hitagi's existence if Kanbass is so much better as a person and also looks ten time better as well?
>>147888678
Because if Kanbaru canonically was with another man, she would be less attractive, being used goods and all. Since Ragi picked the worst girl, all the other better ones are for us.
>>147888821
I just want to do sports with them...
>>147888821
>worst girl
Snek is the worst though.
Do you think Kanbaru likes it into ass?
>>147888939
that's not how you spell best
>>147888939
how can something so perfect be 'worst'?
>>147889858
Yes.
Are these animes even good or are they just fanservice garbage? Explain in 21 words or less.
Goddamn I want to put a baby in monkey weather she wants it or not.
>>147890913
Good but full of fanservice
Interesting and unusual backgrounds and characters and Japanese wordplay
Plotlines aren't predictable
>>147890913
Nise is fanservice garbage, the rest is good
Watch Nise anyways for Kaiki
>>147886836
She is sexual but still a worst girl
>>147887277
>anal sex
>>147887013
I'm honestly so glad that /a/ loves /an/.
>great body
>a tease
>sex voice sawashiro
it's borderline unfair how best she is
>>147891866
Can I watch them by release date or are they one of those fucked up timelines where OVAs and assisting material help you better understand it when watched in a particular order?
Kanbaru best girl
>>147892470
Release date is the best way to do it
There's stuff they'll reference that you don't know about but it was originally written that way.
>>147887013
how the fuck an animal can express emotions like we are? BURN THOSE HELLISH CREATURES
>>147893071
He's more human than you.
>>147893319i was joking/a/theist here
>>147894044
*Tips fedora*
>>147894216
thx ;'^)
>>147894216
I was parodying you, religious nutjobs.
matecheck
>>147894300
Don't worry senpai, God will forgive you.
>>147894397
no
>>147888175
Koyomi for OP, Owari for the rest
>>147894559
You will ask for forgiveness eventually.
>>147894603
stop talking to me
>>147891866
Nise is worth it for Shinobu and Araragi bath scene, and Kaiki too.
>>147894630
Make me, senpai.
>>147888939
Mad God Snek is pretty top tier.
I want kanbaru to leg lock me
>>147894704
The retarded spewer gobshite can't resist from projecting
>>147894835
Goddamn I want to make her straight with my dick.
>>147894044
Atheism is fucking retarded
>>147894924
Sorry but I don't want to start this
speak for yourself, close minded fuck
>>147894880
But she is straight, or atleast araragi-sexual
>>147894998
Well in fairness most people are araragi-sexual.
>>147894835
>>147887319
Maybe you can give a definitive answer. Does she actually want him to fuck her or is she just teasing? I think it's the latter
>>147890913
Both.
Monkey > Snek = Cat > Crab = Snail > Bat > Corpse > Dog puke > Entrails > Spook
However, real question is
Crab + Monkey ? Crab + Cat
your vote?
>>147896317
Cat has nice body but she is worst girl.
>>147896317
Monkey during lifetime, Shinobu after.
>>147895583
both
>>147895583
>Maybe you can give a definitive answer. Does she actually want him to fuck her or is she just teasing? I think it's the latter
Obviously she wants to fuck. She's a healthy girl and there is no other boy(vampire) around. Sex is nothing special or exclusive. If Nisio was more into adult stuff he'd show that Araragi fucked everyone and his sisters while still being in relationships with Hitagi
>>147894835
N-No, I won't become a Kanbaru-fag, my heart is for Shinobu
>>147887013
Kinda sad in the end, the monkey tries to touch the paper to see if it's realAnd remembers there's a glass wall there.
>>147890394
>>147890440
samefag
>>147896317
Cat = Vampire > Crab > Monkey = Snail > Bird > Bee > Spook = Corpse > Snek
>>147894835
>shes smaller than araragi
Holy crap shes actually tiny.Inside, too
>>147887257
>implying Kanabru didn't unlock the legendary permanent reverse ZR by wearing spats at all times
>>147888939
reminder that the only person who bothered to show up to snake's birthday party was Araragi and the whole time he was just thinking of lewd things he would do to crab later.
>>147895583
Yes
She wants to fuck him so bad but knows she can't so she settles for just teasing.
Just teasing slathered in raw sexual tension.
>>147897578
>Monogatari wasn't an eroge
This was a mistake
does she ever fuck the loli
>>147900495
That's actually extremely sad
>>147900842
Shinobu is loyal to Araragi. Nobody else is going to get their hands on her.
best banter
best looking
best personality
best doujins
best girl
Ganbaru Kanbaru
https://a.pomf.cat/zdvwxn.webm
It's this webm.
You know what.
>>147901192
It better be monkeynoises or we riot.
My monkey is making this face. What do I do, /a/? Is she broken? Will the warranty cover this?
>>147904156
It haven't met it's daily quota of orgasm, i suggest you make sure it does before it turns violent.
>>147904156
Kiss it.
I am literally going to marry a monkey!
>>147904794
Isn't that how AIDS started?
>>147886836
Whait, whaaat?! Sauce? I haven't seen this monogatari.
>>147905108
>thinks aids is real
You need a BIIIIG cure of /pol/
>>147905157
Koyomimonogatari
>>147887013
>HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU WIZARD OR SOMETHING?!
>>147897578
oh yeah sex is all about health and not about being a S L U T ;^)
sex is just healthy, that's all :D
>>147905597
>beta virgin
>>147905157
Go back to your containment board.
please be civil and post monkey
btw /c/ has a nice monkey thread
>>>/c/2744453
>>147907650
Okay
>>147907970
>i have every decent image and screencap of money ever posted already saved
why can't the internet make more dammit?
>>147895583
She's as gay as a springtime picnic in france.
She exists to tease the MC and exist as the "look but don't touch" yuri character.
She's actually the least liked of the all of them and they went full "NO SHES TOTES BI" and made her more feminine in the second season because of it.
>>147908456
she mostly gay but on few occasions thinks of guys
this takes place at the beginning of nadeko snake
http://pastebin.com/KhY8HU21
>>147908456
>this entire season
>look but don't touch
She always had a huge crush on Araragi.
After her bake arc she just couldn't ever pursue it seriously because of her respect for both Araragi and Crab.
She could tease him mercilessly though.
>>147908607
Meant to post this
>>147908393
iktf i dont think monkey will be getting much screen time anytime soon
i think her only other arc is in Orokamonogatari
>>147908723
I know.
I think the gratuitous amount of monkey in owari was Shaft's way of giving her a proper send-off.
>>147887277
Found the homosexual.
>>147908799
I hope she meets with snail in her arc for ultimate banter
>>147908951
This is honestly the one thing missing.
We never got snail/monkey dialogue.
If it happens I have no doubt it will end up in seedy territory with both adamantly refusing to play the straight guy.
>>147908261
CUTE
>>147886836
I think that's the ugliest nose I've ever seen in anime. 100% turn off rate.
>>147910719
Your opinion is noted faggot
>>147910602
thanks anon