Monogatari Thread

Call the Ghost Busters.

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>>147872831
Grope her

Kiss her

>>147872831
Tell her to beat it and get lost.

touch her fluffy cheek

>>147873410
She's been dead for ten years and died when she was like 10, she's older than Araragi

>>147874447
Oh, i guess my response wouldn't really change though as i would rather not touch dead people.

>>147874580
>not touching dead people

REEEE NORMIE GET OUT

>>147874607
No one else can see her

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>>147872831
Bite her tongue

>upholds ethics of not touching children
>post removed

>>147874041
>Tell her to get lost.
Ayy

>>147872831
I would lick her belly

Take her home. Keep her as a loli slave.

>>147872831
I don't see anything

I wouldnt do anything but im sure she'd pronounce my name wrong

Nothing, she clearly stated her hatred towards me so I keep wandering about

>>147872831
Pour salt onto her.

>>147872831
end up getting lost or having a lost weekend (with a friend).

Hand her $3.50

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>>147874041

I go the other way and get murdered by a young girl who becomes later a serial murderer. The police will then incriminate and execute the wrong person as he was trying to take a taxi, and the loss of time will lead said taxi to get into an accident, killing both driver and passenger, a renowned surgeon who was on his way to save a kid.

Why can't I sexualize snail?

>>147872831
Ask her to come back

make a 720 and walk away

>>147872831
Slam her face into a wall duh. I have no idea why ara ara thought to do that, what a dick

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>>147874860
Janitor please be nice.

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>>147872831
Ask her what makes her so best

>>147882661
what's with these sluts and bandaids

>>147872831
Have a conversation with her.
Nothing is better than having a conversation with her.

>>147882914
So her knees don't get sore, obviously. She'll spend a lot of time on them after all

>>147874447
So, is her clothing the proper style for 1989, or is it an anachronism?

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>>147882914

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>>147883187
Was that ever mentioned in the books or is shaft really full of lolicons?

>>147883433
my guess the latter

>>147883187
Man, that's just wrong.

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>>147883187

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>>147882914
All the pure girls get one.

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araragi her

>>147884955
Anyone have a webm of snail reverse molesting rrg

Ask if she's lost.

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>>147883187
B O I
O
I

>>147872831
Suplex her.

>>147872831
Hug her

>>147888306
lewd

Stutter

>>147872831
>>147872831
nothing out of fear she'd tell a policeman I'm a lolicon

>>147888857
Ghosts can't call cops.

>>147884809
nice toes

>>147872831
Walk past
I hate children

>>147872831
Throw salt at her.

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>>147890946

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birb is hungry, what do you feed her

>>147891138
bird shit, see how she likes living in the south when winter comes through and I can't go a day without a bird shitting on my car

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>>147891138
a kiss

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I want them to be by imoutos

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She may have a shell, but she keeps the real goods up front.

>>147891350
was it rape?

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>>147892661
not rape

>>147892815
Why was she suddenly for kissing? Did she break up with her boyfriend?

>>147892909
i don't think her boyfriend exists

>>147892909
>boyfriends
they only need their onii-chan

>>147892909
In Neko Shiro, both sisters say that their boyfriends are just like RRG. They're only using them as substitutes, and would jump at the chance to have the real thing.

>>147892909
They don't exist.

How are the novels? I recently finished watching Owari/Koyomimonogatari and I fucking loved it

Are there any decent translations?

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>>147894900
Sodachi Fiasco (Sodachi Lost sequel) and Acerola Bón Appétit (Kissshot prequel) are translated
http://mirroredtranslations.tumblr.com/all+translations

And the next two Owari arcs to be adapted.
https://tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/

>>147895103
Thank you anon.

>>147894900
There are official translations of the novels too. Kizumonogatari just got released and the first part of Bakemonogatari is coming out in Dec.

>>147878249
I get that you're still mad, we all are, but we've just got to let it go.
Captcha: COMPLEX

>>147895440
I can finally start an actual physical collection of the books, that will be nice. Too bad by the time they catch up Monogatari will be long dead.

>>147884955
>livin' the dream.

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>>147884955

Why do Gatari-fags lie to themselves that this waifubait bundle of fanservice is deep?

>>147897946
DELET

>>147893012
It doesn't answer the first question

>>147891138
Suet and sunflower seeds.

>>147899487
At that time they're still dating, but Tsukihi is probably about to break up with him. She's at the point where she's stopped doing stuff with him, even for valentine's day and white day, just because she doesn't feel like it. As to why she's down for kissing onii-chan, she just spent the last few minutes subtly ogling his toned body.

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>>147884809
Wait does that mean monkey lost her purity?
When did that happen?

>>147900137
When she started reading yaoi novels.

>>147900245
So when she met Crab.

>>147897946
is that a doujin?

>>147903104
Looks like it.

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>>147890946

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>>147891413
Doll was made for rape

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>>147872831
Tell her a joke.

>>147878342
You need a good amount of courage to do that

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bat>snail

>>147908850
Yes, but Hachikuji is good enough that I won't begrudge anyone who prefers her.

>>147908850
No.

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>>147910452
Yes.

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>>147910791
NO

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>>147908850
When I first watched Bakemonogatari, Shinobu was my favorite because of her looks. When I rewatched it, Hachikuji made me smile at every turn, so she became superior. Later arcs make Shinobu appear not that smart and overly emotional, plus she lost a lot of the mystery and charm she had when she barely spoke.

>>147911644
>liking Shinobu in Bake when she does nothing
>not liking her when she becomes a character
You're fucking stupid.

>>147911730
It makes sense to me.
She was mysterious in bake, and I guess a blank slate of sorts.

It's like snake was liked by some people, who had shitty taste, until medusa arc.
At which point she was liked by other people with even shittier taste.

>>147911730
That's what I said. It was just looks, and while I enjoyed it, I didn't retain as much information the first time around.

>>147872831
Ask her why her backpack is so huge.

>>147911860
But Shinobu isn't a selfish cunt like snake. She became a character and got better. Nadeko became a character and was shit.

>>147911998
I mean that bat may have developed into a character that was different than what a person expected and so they liked her less afterward.

Obviously not exactly like snake because she developed, or more accurately was exposed to be, a total bitch but the general principle holds.

>>147872831
Rape.

>>147872831
Headpats.