What if Umaru was a boy instead?
>>147806547
Would he be a cute boy?
>>147806547
He would be shamed for being lazy or be homeless
>>147806547
Nobody would meme this shit as hard as they're doing now.
>>147807233
This too.
Nobody cares about men.
>>147806547
he'd be hardly and different to the average /a/utist since boys can't be moe
>>147806547
>onee-san Cola! COLA!
He would be a cute nugget boy
Post UMR
>>147807410
>boys can't be moe
bullshit
>the tantrum trowing brat called Umaru is moe
another bullshit
>>147806547
>What if Umaru was a boy instead?
Umaru Doma desu ga
>>147806547
He would be Shin-chan.
Age him up, fatten him, make him hairy and stinky, and you have your typical /a/non.
>>147813495
Your typical anon is a super athletic model student that aces every test and is liked by everyone?
>>147813495
Nah. Remove all redeeming qualities and make him a friendless NEET.
>all these people saying he couldn't get away with being lazy
Being cute still matters, and I'm assuming Umaru would still be cute. I'm really smol and cute as button and I'm sure my life has been made easier because of it.
>your typical /a/non.
we are ready to project again niggas
>>147813664
ugly anons are mad
>>147813626
Then it's not Umaru. The gag s that outside she/he is seen as a model young person.
>>147813664
>smol
>>147806547
still be a nugget
A male Umaru wouldn't be cute enough
>>147814447
Says you. Delicious shota candy.
>>147814447
It will be basically the same just with shorter hair and smaller irises. Like a teenage blonde Taihei without glasses basically. Girls on the school would admire him in silence and this weird blue haired half-german bishounen would be pestering him constantly with lots of manly challenges.
>>147813664
cute means nothing if you're a manlet
>>147806547BOY ONAHOLE