left, middle or right?

Middle, easily.

Even if she's married to Odin.

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>>147774557
Left

So Hestia's a midget, right?

Right if you're not gay.

Left for feet and tight poon.

>>147774796
She's a womanlet.

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Aiz all day every day.

>>147774796
But she's taller than all the dudes in that picture

I think those ladies are just super tall

>>147774557
The blacksmith is obviously the hottest.

>>147774557
The loli.

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>>147774557
> clingy child
> total slut
> basically a transvestite
Hephestus best goddess, its not even a contest.

>>147774557
womanlets look pathetic next to real women.

>>147775030
Why is she so chunni as to wear the eye patch?

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>>147774913
They have too look smaller because otherwise the perspective wouldn't make sense. Also, Loki is obviously the best. How can you deny her flatness?

>>147775030
This.

>>147775074
Then Hestia's just short because of perspective, she's further in the background than the other two

Loki has a dick right?
Loki

>>147775030
This, always.

>>147775074
> her
Anon, this is Loki we are talking about.

>>147775125
She's not that much further in the back to make her not-short, since there's a table next to them. It wouldn't make sense for her eyes to stare into space, so it verifies that she's close to them in this scene.

>>147775060
Well Hephestus in mitology was a cripple with a smashed nose and a shoulder higher than the other, so in japan it's a hot woman with a deformed eye.

>>147775333
/thread.

>>147775348
Japan is making things all right again.

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>>147775292
Are you telling me that this is a male?

left!

>>147775446
No. I am telling you this is Loki.

>>147775494
But Loki was a male who got impregnated.

>>147775494
I can't make sense of your post an>>147775515
what

>>147775556
Loki in the legend got knocked up by Odin and had a child. The child was the nine footed horse Odin rides.

>>147775627
That has obviously nothing to do with Loki, since she's a girl. Why are you bringing this up?

Holy SHIT, was she always that short?

I think I need to find a new waifu...

>>147775060
A Lotta loyalty for a hired goddess!

>>147774557
hestia is bestia

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>>147776005
>hestia is breastia
fixed it for you

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>>147774557
If she wasn't so wet for rabbit dick I'd choose middle.

>>147774557
Oppai womanlet

>>147774612
I too would cuck the All Father

https://youtu.be/x17a_A1wN18

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>>147774557
Syr of course.

Ganesha best boy.

NOT
OPPAI
LOLI

>>147776474
shortstack
or
see >>147776325

>>147776474
She is referred to as an Oppai loli in story.

I'm sorry, but you're wrong.

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Bell

>>147775446
Loki is OG genderfluid

>>147775690
>Loki
>Gril

It's like you've never undertook God biology 101 you pleb

>>147774557
Standing paizuri from Hestia.

she's way too short to be the best girl

>>147774557
Why is Hesty such a womanlet

>>147775690
Originally Loki can shapeshift and change genders, he usually just does it for the keks and to fool people or some shit like that.

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>>147774557
hestia, but first the amazon girls and lili

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Bestia

Tall women aren't sexy.

>>147774557
Middle looks like she'd be an amazing lay, so middle.

>shortstack
Back to tumblr with your shitty memes

>>147779366
>calling everything a meme

Middle until Hestia puts on a comparable dress.

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LEFT LEFT LEFT

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>>147774557
>>147775030
None of these sluts.

>>147779806
I want to cover this body with cum.

The chocolate sisters.

>>147779366
the "left or right?" threads were made in /a/, you know

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>>147774848

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>>147774557
Left
That's not a very flattering picture but she's pretty hot tbf

is danmachi ever coming back?

>>147780898

I hope not.

>>147780915
theres worse stuff out there

>>147780936

I hope that stuff doesn't come back either.

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>>147780849
My dick.

>>147781003
im sorry anon

>>147779094
Didn't Loki fuck a horse once, as a horse?

Or am I thinking of Zeus?

>>147780915
why not?

>>147781022
Other way around. Loki was fucked by a horse when he was in the shape of a mare.

>>147781011
I want that foot on my dick.

>>147781032

MC is such a Gary Stu that it is painful to watch. No flaws of any kind, exceeds at everything he does, loved by everyone. I cant stand characters like this.

>>147781107
wtf i dont want it to come back either now i hate gary stu

>>147775030
I'd hammer Heps Heps if you know what I mean

>>147781138

What is wrong with you?

>>147781174
following the i dont like gary stu /a/ meme because i can't think for myself

t./a/

>>147781228

Please stop posting.

>>147781248
Too close to home with you?

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>>147781248
>>147781174

>>147781070
Oh, right. I don't know how I could've fucked that up.

>>147781324
Nordic mythology is weird. There was that time when Thor even crossdressed.

>>147774557
naizuri/paizuri from Hestia and Loki at the same time

>>147779806
Why is her ass so small?

>>147774557
Every female I want.

>>147781361
How did we end up with the Abrahamic religions winning out against these more interesting ones?

>>147781686
Assimilation and violence. And hell, the Quran and Bible have some pretty fucking funny and ridiculous tales as well. Some of the old testament books are awesome. You have battle whores and shit, fighting against kings.

>>147775627
That's not how it went down at all. Asgard needed a wall so some strong dude came with his horse and was like "Odin, I'll fix yer wall if you let me bang Freya" and Odin was like "LOL NO". Then Loki was all let him do it, if he can't do it in 30 days we have the money back guarantee." So they let the bro go ham and it turns out he and his horse are baller at building magic walls. When it looks like he's gonna get it done on time all the gods are like "Loki you fuck, Freya's gonna get all banged up cause of you. If you don't fiz this we'll pop a cap in you" So Loki was like, this guy is baller cause of his horse so I'll turn into Kinky Kelly and distract him from wall'an" So Loki turned into a mare and ran off with the horse. Without the horse the bro couldn't finish the wall in time so the gods wouldn't let him have sweet Frey poon. The bro gets pissed and turned into the colossal titan, cause he was a giant because he was a giant in disguise all along. Then Odin was like "AHA, we kill giants here!" So then he used his 3d maneuver gear Gungnir to kill the giant. After that Loki came back with a colt that he birthed by getting railed by the titan's horse, and that's how Odin got his legendary steed Sleipnir.

>>147781686
The Abrahamic religions had their fair share of interesting things but some of the best and weirder bits were locked out of canon. Not that there aren't interesting things in the old testament. I can guarantee if Nordic mythology were treated as serious business by many people a lot of it would be sanitized, considered non-canon, or not talked about very much.

>>147781892

That's fucking awesome.

>>147781892
Nordic legends' Thug Notes.

Hestia a shit

Freya is pretty bad because of the "i'm actually evil or something"

lok is cute and prime waifu material

hephaestus is also good

>>147774557
>picking anyone but Loki
Fags! The lot of you!

>>147782054
>waifu material

Isn't there, like, a gender requirement for this?

>>147782610
no, not really

loki being (male) would make them all the better, though

>>147782636
>Loki (Loki)

>>147781892
>>147781949
>>147781985
I swear, if they taught all history in class like that I'd guarantee people would pay more attention to it.

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>>147781892

>>147781892
>After that Loki came back with a colt that he birthed by getting railed by the titan's horse

I'm going to assume "It's Godhood, son, I ain't gotta explain shit" for the reason Sleipnir was born immediately.

Because the alternative is he decided to stay as a horse long enough to carry the foal to term. Or... weirder.

>>147783261
Ancient legends are weird like that. Like Greek legends with winged horses flying out of severed snek lady heads or magical sex changing snakes.

>>147777777
Left

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Only choice

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>>147781892
>Freya's gonna get all banged up cause of you
As if Odin or anyone esle would care, honestly. Much less Freyja herself. She's more used up than Aphrodite or Ishtar. After getting gangbanged by a bunch of filthy ugly dwarfs for a necklace, what's some giant cock gonna do?

Honestly they probably just wanted to cockblock him because most deities are assholes.

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>>147783818
>backwards toes
Unworthy of the goddess.

I could not stand to watch this stupid fucking show. Bell had some 10/10 goddess pussy begging to be bred but instead he chases after the autistic blonde that once saved his life. In no other anime did the MC feel like such a fucking tard than this one. Hestia was asking for it a got nothing.

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>>147784522
>Honestly they probably just wanted to cockblock him because most deities are assholes.
Finally I have a reason to post this image

Left being sexually sandwiched between the middle and the right against her will

>>147776984
get the fuck out of here you degenerate

>>>/tumblr/

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>>147779240
>dat tail wag visible through her gap

>>147779240
thighfuck

>>147775074

One of only cases where the anime character had significantly smaller tits than the one voicing her.

>>147784522
Nah Freyja is good at making you come. Basically an expensive educated prostitute.

>>147774557
Season 2 when? The last four episodes were heating up.

>>147783818
>Dark Hestia
Please tell me this is a thing and she acts dominant and haughty.

>>147774557
I prefer the middle one when she's slumming it as a barmaid.

>>147774557
poor virgin
scheming slut
independent rich woman

that's not even a question, it's the poor virgin. Just like me.

>>147774557
Is this even a question?

Obviously middle, dubs confirm.

>>147774612

Freya isn't married to Odin.

>>147774557

Left to suffer minotaur dicks.

>>147775446

I bet Thor Thunderchad, obliterated her boipucci.

>>147777777

>>147783261
Oh no, he stayed as a mare and carried it to term.

the child

>>147775137
It's a strap-on.

>>147774557
IM LOCO FOR LOKI

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Definitely left.
I'm glad /a/ still hasn't forgotten Hestia.
Did they every announce a second season?

>>147781107
Eh, at least he's cute and have unique character design. And not a pervert

>>147774557
Bestia

>>147779826
>elf
>in opposition to 'sluts'
Dear anon, don't you know what elves are for?
That dress is hiding a chasm the size of the Channel Tunnel.

Wabbit had to KILL a minotaur to level up.
An elf like her probably had to TAKE a minotaur.

>>147774557
>Left: Midget.
>Middle: I like my pelvis bone intact, thank you very much.
>Right: Cake, owns her own company, is successful, still hot.
Is there really any question?

>>147774557
None.

>>147795597
GAY

>>147774557
Left is a busty loli, what else could you ask for?

>>147774557
Left and middle

>>147774557
I prefer (you)