This is your date for the night.
>This is your date for the night
>Hitagi
>>147639600
No thanks, I'll take monkey, bee, spooky, or anyone else please.
>>147639600
why does she talk so much
>>147639600
Yui Kotegawa is my date for this night
>>147639600
do I get to walk her home?
>>147639600
tsun-tsun or dere-dere Hitagi?
>>147639600
She may be out of my league.
>>147641791
>implying half of /a/ doesn't automatically shutter when talking to any girl
>>147639600
going to propose tonight
>>147639600
I'd rather walk myself home
>>147641923
That's only because it helps me take mental pictures.
*commits seppuku*
>>147639600
pls dominate me
>>147641923
I talk to girls the same way i talk with guys
I don't
Can I take her around to beat up my old girlfriend?
I'd rather have pic related. I can fuck a nice pussy if I want to or get fucked like a bitch if I want to.
>>147647043
You can't do that to my currentmath tutor
>>147647116
>needing a tutor
>>147647133
She teaches the fun in math, the pure cold theory I can learn by myself.
>>147640923
Only if you do it gently
>>147647203
Does she really?
>>147647230
Yes, every day during summer holidays.
>>147647348
She will abandon you.
>>147639600
>tfw I've never been on a date
Will she be nice?
>>147647488
I'm not Araragi, I can properly appreciate cute childhood friends and differentiate abandoned houses from just shitty houses.
>>147647876
She's already damaged to fix. A broken pot is still broken even if you paste it back together.
>>147639600
Get rid of it, I don't want it.
>>147647954
Nademonogatari confirmed that she achieved a perfectly unstable balance through repeatedly breaking herself. She is fine now.
>>147640958
Dere-dere Hitagi from Tsuki is an abomination.
I want Senjo to step on me
>>147649064
I want to lick Hitagi's shoes clean.
>>147650347
Heels