which turd is the cutest /a/

>>147622647
What is this shit

>>147622693
heh

>>147622693
>What is this shit
It's pretty much exactly that.

>>147622647
WTF Japan? What a shitty idea.

>>147622647
Inb4 they export this to India

>>147622647
You're waifu is shit. SHIT

>>147622647
Is this Japan's version of poo in loo?

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>bacteria anime girls
Whatever helps japs. I don't want them to become indians.

>>147622647
When you are an artist and you are picked to work on this, should you be honored or insulted? They expect your work to be shit.

>>147622876
I would treat it as work.
Though wasting good designs on shit is kinda ridiculous.

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>>147622647
>There is a life than can save in the shit

How did they smell

>>147622647
Has Japan finally lost it?

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>>147623033
Awful.

>tfw scat fetish

It's like my entire life was leading up to this moment.

Wow, it's literal moeshit.

>>147622647
I love how Japan personifies absolutely everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9WqkOdQ70w

If it exists, Japan has personified it as anime girls.
And then made porn of it.

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part 2

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This is hilarious.

>>147623406
You know, that's even more hardcore than DDR.
Trying to get specific card would be a real pain in the ass.

>>147622647
>put pictures of cute girls in public washrooms
I feel like this is going to have some predictable consequences

>>147623343
>14 views
i think this is fake

Scat doujin when

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Anime girls turned into anime girls when?

>>147623512
I don't think anyone would put in the effort of faking a trailer for literal shitgirls.

How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't still love her if she also happened to be an anthropomorphic intestinal bacteria?

Your waifu is shit literally

>The game is aimed at people over 40 years old. In fact, the game apparently begins by asking users if they are over 40 years old. The game's website explains that this is not because it's an erotic game, but because people of different age ranges have different health needs.
Who would be dumb enough to believe that? Who in the world would even make porn for >40 year old people exclusively?

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>>147623487
Or smooth shitting

>>147623406
Obviously funded by Big Laxative

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Where my bros at?

>>147623874
>Who in the world would even make porn for >40 year old people exclusively?
There's money to be made here.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/silver-porn-starring-elderly-japanese-finds-footing-article-1.2174871

Someone tell /d/

>>147622647
Fuck yes, finally an Indian Kancolle

>>147622647
fucking scat fags alwasy run everything

scat is like the one fetish i could never get into.

>>147624157
>/d/
fart fetish is allowed there but actual doo doo goes to trash irc

POO

>>147624138
>"I just hope I can keep up," added Tomita, who used to work in a factory manufacturing car parts and registered for an agency in Japan's booming "adult video" (AV) industry with her daughter.

Mother of the year.

>>147623080
They lost it in 1945, everything since then has just been the uncontrolled spasms of the dying body.

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>>147624138
3D=PD, but I wish there was more hentai with that age range.

Kek just when you tought Japan had finnaly hit the limit

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>this is a Japanese probiotic

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>>147622647

>>147622647

Which one's E. coli?

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Type 5 best girl

>>147624889

>Liking blobs

3 is clearly the best.

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Do it for her, /a/.

>>147625117
>he likes HEALTHY girls

Type 4 is clearly best girl and will win the Toiletbowl

>>147625241

>Wanting a girl that's taller than you

>>147625272
They sure are marketing the SHIT out of this.

>>147624889
Mines are type 5. What does this mean?
I'm ok?

>>147625417
I'm sorry to say this, but you may have rectal cancer.

One day Japan is going to push the limits of otaku marketing too fucking far and the whole thing is going to snap and come tumbling down.

This isn't that day, but it's an important step toward it.

>>147625417
Eat more fiber.

>>147625474
Please, don't shit with this. I'm scared now. How did I get cancer if I'm 27 and never fucked with 3DPD?
>>147625610
Will this kill the cancer?

>>147625646
No, but it'll make your poops smooth and regular and cut down on wiping time.

>>147625646
>and never fucked with 3DPD?
Only by abandoning 3D completely will you cure your cancer.

>>147625581
>One day Japan is going to push the limits of otaku marketing too fucking far and the whole thing is going to snap and come tumbling down.
Right not it's turdling down.

>>147625690
Thank you anon.
>>147625704
How do I do this if I am 3D?
Killing myself is not an option.

>>147625581

I for one can't wait for the different reasons to procreate as cute girls anime

>>147625873
You do not have cancer, you just have a poor diet

I am assuming you are actually an idiot, if you're just fucking around, ignore me

>>147625873
>How do I do this if I am 3D?
>Killing myself is not an option.

I was talking in a figurative sense. You're still going to die of real cancer.

Anime when?
I'm sure the board of bowel movements will be willing to fund it.

>>147624889
Greasy 4s are worst girl. 7 is fun and best girl.

itasha toilet where holy shit

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>>147622647
this shit can't be real

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>>147624706
heh

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>>147624889
>not transcending this solid prison, and flowing freely like water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ

But they're not turning turds into girls, they're just turning bacteria from the ass into girls.

SO I TOLD JAPAN TO ANTHROMORPH FECES, THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>147624362
IN

DESIGNATED

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Newfags only now learing about Japan's fascination with unko.

>>147626945
BOARDS