>open door
>see this
what do?
Close the door and leave
Shit myself whilst sprinting out the door.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Hey, get up and dressed so we can go to the park.
>>147614810
smell her vagoo and take out my dick as masturbate silently
In todays SJW world, laying one hand on her will get you sent to prison. I would close the door immediately and pretend I say nothing.
>>147614926
Is it possible to have one, just one thread without having /v/ermin show up?
I will hug her
>>147614967
No /a/utist your thread was shit to begin with
Turn 4 degrees and walk slightly askew.
Fuck her.
I mean she's in my house, right? That means she's my property and she's well aware of that.
Pic related, but from my perspective.
Do what Lupin would do.
>>147615077
Kill yourself.
Exercise my right as a free redblooded American and shoot the intruder.
>>147614810
"What are you doing in my mom's house?"
>>147614810
The fuck are you doing in my hotel room? Get your ass up and take your shitty Sony products with you!
>>147614810
Try not to wake the clock and play vidya.
>>147614810
paizuri
mating press
nakadashi
take responsibility DOUSHIO
kill her
>>147614810
Tuck her in. She must be cold.
>>147614810
Hold her hand
>>147615230
Now this is a man
>>147614810
Unzip my dick, push her thighs together and enjoy some sumata.
>>147614810
I am tumbling down
>>147614810
Freak the fuck out the moment I notice she's been playing as/with herself on that psp.
>>147614810
>pick up PSP
>Delete Save File
>>147614810
Nibble on her toes and take one lick across each sole then quietly walk out.
>>147614810
I'd give her a wet willy and follow that ride awakening up by putting her in an armbar
Bitch ain't getting away with eating my last cup noodles
Clean up this fucking mess and tell that sweaty cunt to take a shower
>>147614810
Format her memory cards I guess
>>147615973
Dude, she wasn't THAT evil
>>147614810
living the dream of being in 2d world.
would fuck
>>147614810
Ask her what game that is and remind her I'm gainy and don't taste very good
>>147614810
fuck her right in the pussy
Clean her mess, put her to bed, and hope she doesn't rape me to death when she wakes up
>>147615975
Foot fags everyone!
>>147615973
I was gonna said stealing her PSP but this is gold.
>>147615973
Truly you are history's greatest monster.
>>147614810
>open door>get on floor
>walk dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
>>147616849
>not available in your country
Well then. No walking.
>>147614880
>360
>>147617510
>can't moonwalk
>also doesn't recognize old as fuck meme
spotted the newfag
Take that popsicle before it melts all over the floor.
>>147614810
Put cat ears on her.
Stand like an idiot with a cat tail in my hand and ponder how to attach it without waking her up.
French kiss her till she wakes up.
>>147614810
Come inside
>>147617616
Someone explain the science behind the beauty of short skirt and peeking buttcheeks
>>147617553
He could just be a troll.
Shoot her for sleeping in my house which is in direct violation of the NAP.
>>147617707
Still an optimist. Warms the heart.
>>147614810
>Call police of coz
>>147617707
>could be a troll, it totally wasn't me
i'll steal her psp
bucket of cold water
>>147617846
Well, I mean any experienced masturbaiter is going to be hiding behind atleast three, or four layers of bait.
What do you think about miniaturization of clocks?
>>147614810
sniff her
>>147614810
Feed her eggs.
I'll give her this.
>>147614810
>Steal everything
No other way my place would look like such a shithole so I'm clearly trying to steal shit.
>opening a door
>not sliding it
>>147616849
>Not available in your country
For what fucking purporse
>>147618074
>>147618080
>>147618080
My giganigga
>>147617616
Best girls
Origami bestest though
>>147618080
>>147618074
the only acceptable answer
>>147618074
>>147618080
I wonder what it's like to be a meme creator, when one day your usual shitpost turns out to be a monument more lasting than bronze.
>>147618489
>shitpost
Pretty sure it was honest autism.
>Girl who can't keep her room clean.
Honestly shit tier.
>>147618074
>>147618080
I don't get it
>>147614810
sniff everything
>>147614810
Inject ponos.
>>147614810
Stomp on her puffy vulva full-force. It'll probably the only chance I'll get to do that without suffering the repercussions.
>>147614810
Well I'm tired from college class so I'm just going to lay on my bed.
>no Tohka
Pass
>>147614810
Wait until her alarm activates, and press her snooze button.
>>147617707
I was also just trolling though.
>>147614810
Budge her over, pick up the Vita, and continue where she left off. That and probably sniff her panties, too. Done that before, what a hell of a way to wake someone up.
>>147618489
Because only true autism can be everlasting, the egg thing was, in the best case, a flawless sumulation of autism
Leave from the disgusting smell of her recent masturbation
You want to read rape but instead i´m saying pear
>>147617616
>NeOrigami
RIP in peace best girl
>>147619664
Why did they turned her into a totally not nepgear
>>147614810
Is she playing a game about herself?
>>147614810
Wind the clock.
>>147614810
[√] Cock the Clock
>>147614810
What is clock cunny like?
>>147615077
Savage
>>147618080
>>147614810
Go in that dank cave. Repeatedly.
>>147614810
Turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away.
>>147614921
>>147614810
Bury my face deep into her and eat her out.
While I masturbate furiously
I want to honk her vulva.
>>147614810
Follow her example, get undressed and nap next to her.
No point in waking her up for sex, she's going to be cranky and that shit kills my boner. When she wakes up we can have sloppy sleepy-sex.
>>147614810
time to show her where baby clocks comes from
>>147614810
Carry her over to a couch or bed or whatever and put a blanket on her without waking her up, she must be cold sleeping like that.
I would probably also clean a bit up all her mess, I've told her countless times that she should clean up after herself.
Oh, who am I kidding. I don't have kids ;_; I'd even like to have a slutty daughter than be forever alone without familiy ;_;
>friend called dibs on clock because he saw the episode first
>get stuck with Yoshinolife isnt so bad
>>147620089
okay, what the fuck?
>>147614810
Clean up the room, put the vita on standby mode, charge it and put a blanket on her.
Then I'll go to school with Tohka.
>>147620951
>women dislike rape
whomever made this image is such a fool
>>147614810
Use ultimate magic to form best pickup line, "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this"
>>147614810
No, I don't open the door and I don't see this and neither do you, you fucking delusional garbage,
>>147614810
WHAT DOOR?!?
>>147614810Draw the curtains, Put the Vita on sleep mode then get another pillow and blanket, quietly move some stuff out the way so there's enough space for another person then put the pillow down next to hers, lay down on it and put the blanket over us
>>147614810
Spoiled for hardcore.Hold her hand.
>>147620089
Aino the JAV 3DPD? She looks like >>>/lgbt/
>>147614810
Fap
Cum on the floor and leave to preserve my virginity
>>147620089
I wish I could find the exact video this comes from.
>>147614810
ask her what she's done with my toilet
im seriously about to shit myself
>>147620089
>eat all the eggs
>nice meme
>>147614810
Tie her up and have my way.
>>147614810
Realistically, I'd pick her up and carry her to my bed and then wait around until she wakes up to figure out what the fuck is she doing in my house. Then figure out what to do with her.
>>147614810
If clock is comfortable enough to sleep in my house like this, I'm not going to do anything to potentially screw it up and lose out or become a horribly mutilated corpse.
I would however find the used tissues and fact that she's playing her own route on a PSP game very interesting.
>>147614810
you winning, son?
>>147616242
>>147619539
Are you people gay or something?
>>147626213
I only said I don't want her to rape me to death. If I'll live through it, i'm up for it
>>147626383
You'll die of shriveled testicles from ejaculating so much.
>>147626547
Sounds good to me
>>147614810
stop bumping the thread please.
I feel the urge to masturbate everytime I see the op's pic in the catalog
>>147626547
I don't think it actually works that way. After a few rounds your penis just goes limp and stops reacting for a few hours.
>>147626739
Tomoko doing right now.
>>147626731
>>147614810
Do the same thing like I did to her
>>147626741
Are you woman or just circumcised?
>>147614810
Walk away and look for Origami instead.
>>147614810
Lay my boobs on her boobs
>>147614810
Crotch pillow.
>>147623225
Someone explain the eggs maymay to me, please?
>>147628207
searching the text in his quotes will give you the answer
>>147626739
this
>>147628367
And how is this even related to clock?
>>147614810
Wonder how I ended up back in 2007
>>147628367
>>147614810
Eat the chips and pocky, etc
I'm in the mood for junk food but I hurt my lower back and it hurts to sit, stand, or walk so I can't go to the store to buy any sweets.
>>147615973
So guys, how will inverse clock be?
>>147628461
Read the thread
>>147628643
What a shitty /b/-tier meme
>>147629047
What a shitty garbage-tier post.
>>147615973
Give this man a medal, holy shit.
>>147614810
Stare for like 2 minutes, then leave and maybe return a few more times later hoping for the same view. Maybe also fap later. Probably would fap.
>>147614810
Fucking hell my clock fell off the wall again.
>>147614810
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I marry her.
>>147614810
>>147614810
fap at the bathroom after i get a good whiff of her
>>147628643
What board is that?
>>147614810
Impregnate her and then mind break her until she is the perfect wife and does exactly as I say.
>>147614810
>Wipe the drool of the side of her face.
>Clean up the mess.
>Save all unsaved games.
>Put a blanket over her and leave.
>>147635912
What if she's sleeping in your room?
>>147614810
Hack that vita with henkaku and get free games, aaw yeah
>>147614810
>Open door
>Place controller on her puffy vulva
>Make it vibrate constantly somehow
>Hide somewhere
>???
>Profit
>>147636269
I'm now picturing a fat neckbeard trying to hide behind household objects while horribly sticking out like how larger characters in cartoons try hiding.
>>147614810
Wake up.
>>147636489
Id say in a closet or something
>>147614810
Remote up ass
Controller in puffness
pocky between fingers
ice cream stick in nose
chips between toes
cup noodles in naval
panties in mouth
milk in eardick between feet
>>147614810
Marry that clock.
>>147636765
>pocky between fingers
Silly Anon, those go in your nose!
>>147618074
>>147618080
I was waiting for this.
>>147615973
>eschew snagging the pocky on your way out
Truly a faggot, beyond belief.
>>147628207
>>147629047
Spotted the newfag
Genuflect.
>>147615794
>>147614810
>close door
>do a 370 and walk away
>Bazinga
>>147614810
Lay down next to her. Use her assets as my pillow.
>>147614810
clean all that shit up without waking her
>>147617709
my bruder
Unzip penis
>>147614892
I like you.
>>147615058
I like you too.
>>147614926
Please stop
>>147615520
my dude
>>147615733
agreed
>>147615973
This.
>>147614810
Ah, wrong door. Leave in silence. Better not be a trick.
>>147615973
You're pretty good
>>147617616
Which Neptunia is that?
>>147615973
You do know she is a time wizard?
>>147614810
Steal her body, my current skin is getting a bit old and I need to switch soon.
>>147614810
the worst thing i could probably do is cum on her face
>>147627532
Put your trip back on, Lelouch.
Origami a shit. A SHIT.
>>147638445
Skinwalkers go and stay go.
>>147614810
draw on her face
>>147614810
Take the PS3 controller, play Lost Planet 2.
>>147614810
Put her pantyhose back.
>>147639000
>>>/h/
Checked.
>>147614810
Start screaming as loud as I can until she wakes up and then continue screaming until she runs away/and or beats my ass.
>>147639000
>expecting the cheetos thing
>actual porn
Huh.
>>147623411
youre gonna make me cry lad
>>147620089
>HowToBasic private life
>>147614810
>>147616242
>hope she doesn't rape me to death
Why would she do that?
>>147626902
He's a yank. That should be all you need to know.
>>147614810
>>147617510
>turn left 90°
>turn right 270°
Wow, that was fucking hard. Now fuck off.
>>147614810
"oops sorry lol"
*go to my room and shitpost on 4chan*
>>147640949
She was done sewing his skin into her clothing.
>>147639000
true form of autism
>>147641387
Explain.
>>147614810
all those (you), I'm jealous
>>147614967
Havent you heard? /v/ and /a/ merged awhile ago.
>>147641387
That tells me nothing.
>>147614810
get on the floor
>>147614810
clean up that mess
>>147614810
reconnect my fart helmet then tell redditors to get off my board
>>147641084
I've always loved this image.
>>147640949
ANSWERS, DAMMIT!
>>147615973
oh you
>>147644308
You got good taste anon.
>>147614810
>unzip pants
>>147615973
The joke is on you. PSP has no games.
>>147615263
He gonna dive into that pussy
>>147615973
>>147648785
The joke is on both of you, that's not a PSP
>>147614810
Call the cops because I just trespassed onto someone's property.
>>147614926
Fondling unconscious women you don't know has been illegal since long before the advent of SJWism, Mr Goobergater.
>>147614810
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
>>147640949
She fell asleep waiting for you to get home, so she is going to be upset and take it out on your penis and she isn't going to stop until you satisfy her, all of her
>>147616066
YES SHE DAMN WELL WAS
oh god dammit this thread is still up? I really didn't want to fap today but Kurumi is too damn sexy
>>147619664
>>147618451
>Tobitchy
>best anything
She's alive and going to be a good person, amirite?
I haven't read the lN's though.
>>147649897
I wanna give her a taste of my gross penis.
>>147618074
>>147618080
came here to post this
>>147648785
>PSP has no games
I don't get it.
>>147614810
Why aren't there more of images like this.
I wont make her tell me what happened, but I will make her eat all these eggs.
>>147615973
my sides
>>147648785
I have around 1,500 PSP game ISOs (and no, that's not even close to a full collection), therefore you're full of shit.
>>147637128
Really? It took this long? Jesus
>>147655555
Wasn't even done properly. Either way, dead meme.
>>147614810
Throw a blanket over her so she doesn't catch a cold. Clean up a bit.
>>147615973
you monster
>>147614921
>>147620711
Exactly this.
>>147615973
Not even PSP, either way you're a monster.
>>147614810
Waifu the shit out of her.
>>147614810
that's a lot of sony!
>>147614810
put away the food and everything around her
then give her a blanket
>>147615263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpROMxDdlI