NEW Official New Rules:
1. /a/ will be run by Loli.
2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on /a/.
3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.
4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP!
5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli
6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS
7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
----
Hiro feeds me pancakes and pats my head regularly. You can take this as gospel as no one has ever posted a false or misleading post on /a/, ever.
Remember: Hiro speaks to us directly only through dubs and all other forms of communication are moot.
HIRO WILLS IT
>>147490102
Kill youself.
>>147490102
>no rule about loli ahoges
You fucked up. Now I'm free to yank and/or remove ahoges from lolis as much as I want.
I can get behind this loli.
>>147490259
I don't wanna!
>>147490277
>>147490288
Who /sp/ here?
>>147490102
dubs
DOOBS GENERAL
-Talk about dubs
-Roll dubs
-Trips and up welcome
-Discuss doubles guy
-Post christian bale
-Discuss american psycho
Dubsbros, where are you from?
Vote here: http://poll.pollcode.com/H5iB
Dubs movie no news/released like 11 years ago
Christian Bales First dubs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI
Dubs The Motion Picture: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs
Dubs Studios Blog: http://www.doulbes-studi.org/blog/
IRC: #check'[email protected]
Christian Bales Blog: http:dubsguy.blogspot.com
Join the Doobs General Steam Group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/doubles
That blonde hooker's general blog: http://eatherasshole.blogspot.com/
Doublers gonna double. Remember: Don't respond to trolls! Haters' gonna check them.http://doubles.org/scripts/show/33916
AWESOME DOOBS GENERAL!!
>>147490102
>>147490332
anime
/mu/ bois
what is your profession?
>>147490376
YOU ARE BREAKING RULE #4
Someone help that loli!
Check' em
Where are the head pats?!
I was promised headpats!
Make /digibro/
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
Okay, let's say that hiro goes even more of a retard than he already is and actually makes a manga board. What would be the most efficient way to shitpost it until it gets deleted?
Reply to this post or your waifu will die tonight.
>>147490513
this
i can get behind this
not liking oppai loli is gay
>>147490522
>>147490527
You deserve capital punishment.
Let's Do The Time Warp Again!
>Aniplex Guy is here
Oh, boy, these threads are about to get even fucking better.
Dear OP,
you think you can out-post all these tibetian wall sculpturing NEET enthusiasts? Your effort is futile
Yours,
shitposter
>>147490522
My wife Chino is so cute.
>>147490526
Just spam a lot of totally valid threads about decent manga that no one reads, forcing things off the end at a ridiculous rate while 90% of the threads get no replies.
>>147490651
I like this.
>>147490600
>>147490544
>>147490533
>>147490522
>>147490388
>>147490667
Tell me about bane
>>147490667
Why does he wear the mask?
Why don't you faggot just ignore OP? Mods aren't doing shit.
>>147490667
>>147490681
Why does he wears the mask?
>>147490681
He is a big guy
>>147490667
B-Bane?
thom yorke
>>147490724
>>147490724
>>147490724
>>147490724
>>147490733
checked
Who is excited for /ma/?
>>147490485
This is precious.
>>147490681
>>147490706
>>147490715
>>147490733
Let's take it from the top.
Dr. Pavel, I'm HIRO
>>147490766
lel
>>147490614
>Op here
Dear shitposter,
Though my body is small and petite, I accept your challenge and will rain ineffectual blows on your body until my fruitless punches and uncontrolled sobbing changes your mind.
You big bully
OP
>>147490773
Not me
>>147490766
speasking of banners, have any of you made for /a/ yet?
>>147490808
my fucking sides
I WILL CONQUER THIS BOARD
Why don't we ban OP For a few months
>>147490871
Why don't we ban you for a few years?
>>147490808
MY SIDES
>>147490911
>>147490900
>>147490900
checked
SUTANDO
chequenlos, cabrones
>>147491025
POWAH!
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>147490102
Also we need two other boards, one for current anime this season and one for past seasons. I'm so sick of seeing the flavor of the month shit.
mirenlos
>>147490926
>le EpIc Top KEK REtoRt ebin lel Xdddd
Mods have abandoned us.
>>147491081
>OP HERE
Um, which rule does that apply to?
Loli want up (#4)
Or Headpats (#6)
>>147491109
U mad?
The most successful threads on /a/ right now
How about taking a break from shitposting to watch some anime?
>>147491200
Checked
>>147490808
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>147490608
Aniplex Guy is always there with you. He is everywhere, all powerful and all knowing
>loli shitposter prevented another thread from popping up
Hire this man.
>mfw these pedos are in love with cartoons
you're delusions will never cease to entertain
>>147491200
Who would ever want to do things like that around here
>>147490871
>Ban loli op
you bully!
NEW RULE #8
NO BULLY
>tfw can't go to bed because of this thread.
>anime
>>147491377
Nice
>>147490102
I approve of these rules
>>147491377
Checked
>>147491411
y-you too
>>147491377
not bad kid, now check this out
>>147491411
>>147491422
Noice
>>147491422
>>147491411
>>147491377
the
>>147491426
>OP HERE
I'm glad you approve. Me and Hiro are discussing this right now. You can't see Hiro now because he's in the shower, but rest assured he agreed with my demands.
check out this boat
>>147491448
baka
>>147491547
That's a nice boat!
>>147491555
>>147491555
this is truly embarrassing
>>147491600
>>147490102
AS YOU WISH.
>>147491641
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ffs
>>147491630
>AS YOU WISH
Thanks Hiro! You Da MoonMan!
>>147490667
BANE KA?
>>147491556
if dubs i go to sleep. otherwise also, i sleep
>>147491699
Cirno-chan sugoi!
>>147491801
candyass
Wtf i like loli now.
>>147491826
a-arigato anon-kun
>>147491801
But if you are a Loli (with appropriate sleepwear) you can stay up now!
HIRO APPROVED RULE #2
>>147491955
>>147491929
step back kid, lemme handle this
I have a legitimate question for OP:
What was the point of even making these threads?
>>147490102
But are lolis sexy?
>>147492011
those dubs are legit
>>147492072
e-pen
>>147492090
>>147492072
For mah dubs
>>147492072
fun
posting
>>147492117
>>147492133
>>147490522
That was the best part of his post maybe YOU should kill YOURSELF
good thread
>>147492166
>>147492174
ok, butt where are they??
>>147492072
>OP HERE
threads?
I just posted this ONE because I (And HIRO, don't forget, Hiro is my friend and he's playing gamecube on my couch behind me, honest) believe that Loli need representation.
How many did you post?
quality general
>>147490102
>moot
Who?
>>147490102
Honestly the best thread about this shit in the last few days, would agree on everything
>>147492316
>OP HERE
I posted the word Moot as an adjective, not a heartbreaking, heartless, runaway jew, you meany!
>>147492353
Excuse my ignorance, but what series?
>>147492399
>>147491287
kill yourself...mostly for that picture
>>147492399
Battletoads
>>147492438
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>147492436
It's here! The custes and strongest 2hu!
theeeeee 9 girl!!!
I'm impressed by what's become of these threads. Much better than all the shitflinging earlier.
>>147490102
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
>>147492553
tryhard candyass
>>147492556
>Impressed
That's nice, but Will no one think of the Loli?!
>>147492583
Oppai loli is a crime against humanity
Kheck my pubs.
Also ths thread is false flag made by mods to ban shitposters en masse. Youre fools
>>147492583
PROTEST BY POSTING OPPAI LOLI
>>147490102
Ban metathreads.
I believe in her!
>>147492627
ban my cock dude
>>147490332
wassup
We need a recommendation general on /a/.
Come on girl you can do it!
If dubs cakes >>>>>lolis
Would you?
>>147492627
>Ban metathreads.
Which rule is that?
Rule # 3 (Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.)
or
Rule # 7 (Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence)
Not sure where yours fits in.
what is \A\ discord? link plz
>>147492711
>>147492707
lel
>>147492683
are the saints still a meme team?
I haven't watch handegg since they won the superb owl
>>147492731
Okay can anyone recommend a good romance anime besides White Album 2 and School Rumble?
Those two anime made me go through feelings other didn't.
>>147492739
Dunno. I only keep up with /nba/ and Niners
>>147492613
Your face is a crime against humanity
>>147492735
you're posting is weak.
eye am the strongest here
>>147492734
>>147492783
CALM DOWN ANON
Op combo, it never fail to get some impressive digits
If dubs imouto >>>>>onee-san
>>147492833
If dubs moot will be back for Christmas
Is >>>/out/ the only good board left?
>>147492808
>>147492835
YOU'RE NOT MARTIN LUTHER KING
IF DUBS, OPPAI LOLI SHOULD RULE OVER /a/
>>147492897
If dubs moot is a faggot who never loved us
>>147492897
He'll never be back huh?
Fine i don't miss that faggot anyway
I can fell it
>>147493012
moot is lurking on /fit/.
>>147493012
>He'll never be back huh?
I don't wanna think about it
>>147492977
if dubs hiro will kill himself.
>>147493046
Shitty edit
Checking myself
Why the fuck do people care about dubs so much?
Can we BAN everyone who gets dubs please?
>>147493071
Story?
I'm not moot guys, I promise
>>147493111
Checked
>>147493134
If dubs mods should ban this retard
>>147493134
Frustrated at your shitty digits?
Watch and learn
>>147493111
>Trips
He'll never come back.
>>147493196
pssh nothing personel, kid
>>147493134
You're just mad because you didn't get any!
>>147493211
checked
>>147492833
Dumb Moco Poster
>>147493134
>Can we BAN everyone who gets dubs please?
It's a 24h ban already, retard newshit.
>>147493255
>He actually did it
>>147493255
>>147493300
>>147493300
nice digits reddit
how about you apply yourself next time
>>147493334
>offbyone
>>147490102
Move /kancolle/ to /jp/.
>No anime discussion and image dump from pixiv.
>>147493334
>off by one
Guess I'll just kys myself
>>147493377
>>147493411
>>147493389
>Move /kancolle/ to /jp/.
>No anime discussion and image dump from pixiv.
Which rules are those?!
Pretty sure it's not sleepwear or headpat related.
Stay on topic, /a/non!
I love the ocean.
is there any ranch dressing anime?
pls respond
>>147493389
More like delete.
>>147493484
I love the doubles guy
Everyone go home.
>>147490102
Fuck off, let Oppai Loli live.
>dubsman.jpg
check em
new thread plox
>>147493161
>Promising not to be Moot
IT WAS ME, HIRO!
>>147493628
nokosage my shit up
>>147493598
this
>>147493640
No
>Image limit
How i will spend memepower to summon dubs without images?
>>147493693
Like this ---------------------------------------------^
>>147493693
Check' em
Fucking ban dubs and everyone getting repeating digits on /a/ already, it's ruining this board
>>147493640
>OP HERE
Make a new one?
Why? I'm sure Pretend Mod (Who cannot claim he talked to Hiro because Hiro is at MY house eating churros on the sofa) will start one soon enough because of reasons.
I want my post number to end with a 4
>>147493722
Imfuckingpressive.
>>147493722
74 is not a dubs
>>147493722
noice
BIG FAT PUFFY VULVA
>>147493722
Woah sugoi sempai!
Let me try ________________________^
>>147493722
>witnessed.jpg
>>147493792
ur doing it wrogn
______________________________________^^
>>147493731
Great bait, mate; I rate eight out of eight.
>>147493783
>No big fat puffy vulva because of IMAGE LIMIT
Why live?
>>147493817
>/v/ermin.jpg
>>147493840
>/a/utist
>>147493840
>/v/ermin.jpg
No u!
>>147493828
If this was /jp/, we could be doing ASCII. See, this is a good reason to let /jp/ back into the cool house again.
>>147493820
>^^
Fuck off
Check em
Check my 3
>X|||___|||X.jpg
new thread where
>>147493899
We want generals banned, though. There was overwhelming support for it last time Hiro was here.
>>147493899
>>147493911
Checked
>>147493892
you're style lacks substance
leave the checking to the pros
>>147493934
Hopefully never
>>147493899
>/pol/
>Not leaking
LOL
>image limit reached
we need spoiler tags and emojies
>>147494020
>LOL
Looks like /v/ is leaking alright.
>>147494022
we still haven't hit the dub limit tho
does anyone here think hiro takes /qa/ seriously?
I would fucking kill myself if he did
>>147494054
>/a/utist mad because of memes
Kek is just a joke bro why so salty???
>>147494129
moot took /q/ seriously and look how that turned out. Terrible changes all around which persist to this day.
i hurd u tk m 2 d bar|?
>>147493899
>OP HERE
Are you taking Meth?
>1. /a/ will be run by Loli.
>2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on /a/.
>3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.
>4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP!
>5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli
>6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
Just follow the ruuuuuuuuules and you'll be just fine. 'Kay?
Dubs train has no breaks
>>147494210
PUT YOU'RE BACK INTO IT ANON
What's with the /b/ screencap dump?
Did we ran out of /a/ related stuff to dump already?
Shame on you faggots.
>>147494233
Checked
>>147494269
better question,
why on earth did i save them all?...
>>147494269
howabout you start a new thread u loser????
Guys start saging so the thread can die , this way op will make another and we'll be able to post memes again!
>>147494366
nice post
where the loli at
>>147494366
good ubs
Shhhh, loli is sleeping.
>>147494305
>>147494316
Wew, never mind my question.
It's like this is /b/ anyway.
ritte guyz xD xD ...!?
>>147494366
Checked.
Check
>>147494461
???
>>147494495
!!!
>>147494506
??!
>>147490388
>being attracted to a person who's of the same sex doesn't mean you're homosexual
>image limit reached
>>147494546
!?!
>>147494546
!?!?
>prevent all cellphones from using the site at all, lurking included
>categorically permaban any ip address also sending requests to reddit, tumblr, or facebook
>bring back the old noko behavior
>bring back the old b& behavior (no lurking)
>give us /lts/ - loli, traps, and shota
>make /g/ guro again OR give us a sanctuary board /gf/ - free software
>>147494589
I normally don't do this but
Kys
>>147494419
>>147494589
'k
btw im Hiro
>>147494620
[delete this]
>>147494589
>traps
And you were so close to the perfect post.
>>147494645
>I'm Hiro
I call bullshit!
He's paddling in a wading pool on my patio right now and I need to find him a towel.
>>147494680
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
For dubs
>>147494477
>>147494707
I'm peeing in ur pool as we speak
>>147494783
NO HIRO!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>147494809
maybe you should have a towel ready before we get in the pool next time
>>147490102
What about milf lolis
>>147494853
#oo #oo #ee #ee
Language!
>>147494923
>OP HERE
IF the are flat (as in FLAT FOR JUSTICE), I (and Hiro) will allow it.
>>147494999
Noice
>>147493598
>Oppai Loli
Rule #7 sez NO!
So we officially have a funpost General?
PLEASE DUBS AND THIS THREAD WILL GO DIE!!
WE RIOT NOW
WE RIOT NOW
WE RIOT NOW
KEKEKKEKEKEK
CHEK EM
>>147495243
>Can I haz Shitpoost
Sure!
It will start right after this one dies and it will have the subject:
Rules, Regulations and Moderation for /a/:
Enjoy shitting all over that one, too!
>>147495333
checkkum
>>147495344
>>147495333
OH SHI
Ball is Life
>>147495434
Trips confirmed
Gonna bring it in the next thread!
>>147495488
D
U
B
S
>>147495516
55
IT IS ORDAINED
Subs > Dubs
C-c-c-check em
>>147495544
DOUBLE DUBS
>>147495544
5544
doublemotherfuckingdubs
le bump the thread xD
>>147495545
check em
>>147495544
checked
>OP HERE
1. /a/ will be run by Loli.
2. Loli (with proper sleepwear) are allowed to stay up late on /a/.
3. Loli need pancakes with lots of syrup.
4. Loli want up. Loli WANT UP!
5. Mustache Loli are called Gentlemen Loli
6. Headpats are mandatory - NO EXCEPTIONS
7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
These rules are good, but Hiro (Who is still swilling in a wading pool with his own pee) said that we should make more rules.
Any suggestions
>tfw visible sage will never be enforced because 90% of the people in this thread have no fucking clue what sage is, and how it affected posting so there's no support for it.
>We will actually hit the bump limit
We did it /a/!
d-ubs
>>147495691
I hear Sage keeps the thread at the top of the first page, so who the hell wants that
>>147495687
8. have a towel ready before playing in the pool
>>147495687
>7. Oppai loli posting will result in death sentence
Faggot
>>147495717
Nope, trubs
>>147493899
>/pol/ isn't leaking you paranoiac reddit autist
>paranoiac
The irony here is that someone calling others paranoid is citing another boogeyman in the same sentence.
>>147495742
I dunno, maybe NO PEEING IN THE POOL OR YOU GET NO TOWEL sounds like a good start
>>147495691
is it pronounced say-eg or sah-gey?
What's your guilty pleasure in anime?
>>147495777
Nice
>>147495790
i resent that
If dubs anime is ded.
>>147495819
It's like gif and jif. Everyone that's sane in the head pronounces it like the wizard, but the original intention was like the japanese way because that was its origin.
>>147495871
wew
if dubs anon is the gay for my baloney poney
SBUD
>>147495832
>Popsicle blowjobs
>Suave as fuck motherfuckers I use as self inserts (Seshomaru, Sanetoshi, etc)
>Gainaxing, no matter how bad
>>147495859
Quiet Hiro!
DO another lap my tainted pool
When you make the next threa OP; please use a rezero or umaru image, thanks.
>>147495911
Checked
>>147495911
So, Chocolate Banana is ineffective?
>>147495916
I'm going to roll all over you're sofa after this
>>147495929
this suggestion is bad and so are you.
the op should clearly be tomo from azumanga daioh
Check my 9
>>147495951
Nah chocobana is fine too, condensed milk on fingers is also good, really anything with slurping and sucking sounds.
>>147495952
I'm gonna lock the patio door and make U crawl over the fence to get home. Think about that as you wander the streets in your wet shorts (smelling of pee), Hiro.
>>147496000
one job
Check ed
>>147496000
not even trips can save you from this embarrassment
>>147496029
i have no fear of nudity, I'll leave my shorts in your mail box so you will remember where you are on the food chain you piggu
shake em
>>147496061
I'm sorry for you.
>>147496000
>missed by one three times
baka
>>147496000
Cirno never fails to fail
>>147496111
like pottery
>>147496111
Noice
Check my 3
what is a meme but a miserable pile of reposts
>>147496111
Ash Checkem
>>147496095
Apologize and might toss you a towel, Hiro. But you're gonna help me clean the pool, right?
HONK
Why are Mods still allowing this thread to exist when the op is a loli apologist shitpost and the thread is /dubs/ general?
>>147496258
put it on my tab
>>147496316
dubs for the dubstep.
Check singles
>>147496316
because hiro said so, normie
>>147496272
>Honk
oh shit...
YOU HAD BETTER NOT HAVE INVITED CHEN HERE, HIRO. I SWEAR TO GOD...
>>147496355
>normie
fuck off crossboarder
>>147496355
nice
dubs?
>>147496381
make me, normie
New thread where?
Bye, see you guys in next 12 hours.
>>147496316
>loli apologist
Wait till I tell Hiro what you said, faggot
He'll permaban your ass
>>147496421
You dum bass, it's stormie.
>>147496421
Cancer
>>147496437
more like bore-me
>>147496469
Gnomey?
>>147496506
foamie
>Rules, Regulations and Moderation for /a/:
>Enjoy shitting all over that one, too!
>>147496451 →
>>147496451 →
>>147496451 →
New OP for this one and frankly, he's a dick.
ENJOY!
>>147496571
Do you know me?
>>147496469
>>147496506
>>147496571
Gnfomany!
>>147496684
kinonani
>>147490522
damn you sheldon
>this thread
I love you /a/