Now that fake spoilers were cleared up by Amagifag.
Can we agree Female Paladin is best side character and a qt?
Goblin apologists not welcome.
Characters that are important to the plot don't get raped, one fodder get raped.
Stop! You are a bitch! You can't be cute! REEEEEEEE!
Anyways, it wasn't just me. There was one other guy doing translation stuff too. I was honestly surprised the bullshit lasted that long.
This is beyond /d/, anon, don't go there. Also, by this logic, whenever gobbos should be able to successfully procreate with humans and not kill them by accident, these gobbo children should be half-humans half-goblins, but this isn't how it works.
Considering that goblins all seem to be the same genetic clones, evolves rapidly when faced with stressful situations and apparently gestate fast enough that it kills the mother, I'm inclined to believe that they are some sort of fantasy version of Aliens or Trolls from Berserk
Female Paladin is best GS. I really hope she becomes a real player and not just goblin food.
Wasting such a good design on a throw away character is just disturbing. But then again, it wouldn't be the first time.
Large coordinated groups. We surround the goblin den and send in a defensive party in phalannx formation. Mages in the middle and spears/short swords on all sides. Gobbos try to attack and we wall up and pick them off with ranged attacks. Hobgoblins show up we focus them down with mage attacks and make sure to double tap each body as we press forward.
Ultimately our goal is to force the goblins into retreat into the waiting members outside. If they have a shaman or other leader figure we'll know by the ornaments within the den and it will be our priority to sniff out the leader and the hidy hole they store their young in.
Hostages will be a priority but nobody breaks off from the group to attend to one. As cold as it is to say this, if we have rape victims present they won't be getting any worse if we ignore them until the fighting is over.
And bring some dogs. Sniffing out the gobbos that try to hide will be imperative, this is an extermination of course.
>That armor on the mannequin
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Seriously though, that armor has passed the point of silly female armor and looks like a stripper's parody costume of impractical female armor. The fact that its on a female mannequin like a display at SEARS makes it even funnier.
I thought Japanon said the paladin was curious why other people wear that style of armor but doesn't herself because it's fucking stupid and gives no protection. Not that GS couldn't also comment on that.
>local paladin yearns to try on lewd armor but religious vows forbid it
You don't let petty shit change you. GS is a real nigga who doesn't let small stuff affect his etiquette.
It's small and light so even casters can use it. It has Mailed Might of the Magelords cast on it so it's effectively magical full platmail tier. Perfect for slaughtering low tier enemies.
GS is an autist who doesn't care about anything but slaughtering goblins. As long as Pally-chan doesn't say anything nice about goblins, no amount of insults would get to him.
Who can stop GS madness? i guess no more goblins wouldn't be the solution as nothing would stop his PTSD then, turning him into a danger for everyone.
Guild Girl is only crying in that one picture because she watched GS get his ass beat by some hobbits who were trying to murder Guild Girl because they thought she was trying to scam them earlier on. GS kills them but gets pretty beat up. There is nothing about her saying she loves GS at all.
Also the Dark Elf Mage is just some weirdo who attacked and wanted revenge for the Demon Lord dying. He gets BTFO'd by GS and Priestess. GS cuts off his arm and just finishes him off. Nothing about him trying to bring back the Demon Lord or possessing Guild Girl.
Finally, the volume ends with GS just getting his ear cleaned by Cow Girl and some bonding between them. Really, nothing of note happened in the volume.
I'm too lazy to go back and check, and I really don't feel like translating anything else from this series to be honest.
Here you go again:
I messed up. Here's the real one.
Well, that is the correct one, i am still mad, the lies sounded so interesting.
So, in the end nothing very important happened in that volume and GS is still too insane to notice girls, but at least this mean priestess still has a chance.
Stop! there some big bullshit surrounding that volume, before saying something, you better check out this thread
You can never
DEUS VULThard enough.
>Bretshits in muh GS threads
Delet your post right now
Well, forgive me for suck so much at English acronyms.
Relax, you still can have a DFC heroine
Well she's cute and all, but did you guys know what she really needs?
>the gob's love of rape exists because of Haruhi's penchant for raping Mikuru
Show me your helmets. It better not be a shitty one because goblins may put a hole in that bucket.
>ywn defeat Pally with fellow gobbos and impregnate her.
My helm is dark and edgy with a wicked sense of humorus.
Let's rip and tear some goblin bitches!
For King and country!
Well considering that she has at least gear equal to her rank compared to GS who has gear that even porcelain rank adventures make fun of this should be obvious.
Time and time again it was proven that "massively outnumbering someone">gear>skill.
This was proven in most games as well as real world wars.
I fucking loved the books
i will give you another laughing knight helmet from my collection because you posted one i already had
That's a good one. Have a confused helmet.
i like you anon, here
i'm glad i finally found a place for my reaction helmets, GS is truly the best knight there is
you might already have this one though
>"massively outnumbering someone">gear>skill
Yes, a large part of the forces Spanish Conquistadors led were natives, either because the Spanish paid them well or because of the opportunity to crush their neighbors. Armies led by conquistadors were typically 80-90% native.
He probably doesn't even understand human language. The only word he knows is "GOBLINS" and like an animal he tells the difference between good/bad by the inflection of tone. When he talks he isn't actually talking. He is vocalizing like his species naturally does, it's just that while dogs bark and howl, the GS species delivers insightful tactics in hunting goblins.
I find it uncanny that her nipples are hard although she is being violated.
I also find it highly arousing.
You don't get to impgregnate FemPaladin! I am strongest of tribe, I alone shall defeat her and conquer her womb!
>12 captured women
fuck right off you fucking rookie
>Estimate number of gobs by individuals leaving for raids or hunting
>Ambush groups small enough to handle for a single person or, if I have a partner, two people
>Follow raiding parties and alert towns ahead of attack so gobs run into prepared defenses
>Wittle down numbers and apply pressure until survivors pack up and leave lair
>Once out in the open, chivvy into various prepared traps and ambushes until they're all dead
>Mount heads on spikes around lair and expanded area to show potential gob settlers who's boss around here and if they muck up they get the axe
To them, I will be the Goblin.
mfw there are people without helmets near me
>i've seen this joke literally every time that image is posted, even as the title sometimes, but i still audibly laugh each time
Literally GS's helmet space version, with the cool feature that can fold itself away and requip at any time.
What really bothers me about this:
How many gobs spawn from a human woman? And does the woman survive the process?
Because given the number of goblins, that's a fucking shitload of raped women, no matter how you look at it. And that doesn't even account for all the women who get raped to death, burned, eaten, etc. before they can even spawn goblins.
How is that not seen as a huge problem by more people, aside from GS?
Were the fake spoilers from that anon claiming to be a nip?
Like, did GS actually spend his childhood with the guild girl, making her more of a childhood friend than the cow girl?
He totally did, that after the whole village rape event GS was taken in by the Guild Girl's family or some such; and that he reunited with the Cow Girl much later.
He spun some bullshit story about Guild Girl's family drama I really don't want to waste my time trying to recall.
I missed a couple of threads. What exactly was the fake spoilers? Last time I checked some jp anon was telling gw girl was about to get cursed or develped a feeling for gs. Was it all a trollpost
I have only read the first one, but will answer if anyone else shows up. The black company is a mercenary company that is used in a war between wizards. Those mercenaries are your pretty standard mercenary guys, paid to do the job. No real heroes, not bad guys either. The book shows the ugly side of war, the black company itself is stuck between the quarrels of the wizards, that actually get more shit done than the soldiers. The hero is the medic of the group.
>mercenary company with a long history decides they need to move onto somewhere else
>get tangled up in the current dark overlord's plot and the rebellion against her
>POV character is their medic/chronicler who likes poetry, and gets made fun of for writing love poetry about the evil overlord woman
>evil overlord woman basically finds it cute and takes him under her wing to show off how fucked up the world is right now, as explained >>147535698
>most of the mercenaries are just 9-5 soldiers, they have a few wizards on their side
>there's various rape and war crimes the mercenaries both fight against and participate in, notably when they stumble across a group of female warriors training and then have some surprise fun with them off screen.
Perhaps the most remarkable thing about the books, aside from being the one of the first to set off the modern trend of "Dark and Gritty" American fantasy books, is that they're very non-edgy. There's rape and war crimes and they're on the evil empire's side for pretty much all the books about that places, but the tone of the books makes it seem very banal and dull. Not uninteresting, but there's very little bite in how its depicted tonally. Nothing is ever harped on in a shock value way one might see in other stories using such events differently.
The soldiers would be seen as pretty bad from a modern perspective, even the hero, but they're not evil and have their own personal lines in the sand. They rape the female warriors they fought once, but the hero, who doesn't participate himself just says "well, what did they expect would happen?" When they find some allies raping a young girl, they all get rather worked up and decide to protect her.
There's also what amounts to an anime protag in the group, and he annoys everyone by being anti-social and prone to doing dumb shit that gets them into trouble.
The books were written by a veteran too, so there's a certain realistic tone to the group, despite the setting.
Female warriors should dress like this.
>MC's in love with the Lady
>Finally, he meets her after countless nights of wet dreams about her
>He leaves the Lady's tower scared shittless of her, fearing to even see her again
That went south rather fast, I feared. This is not like my animu at all.
It was good til like book 5 or something when that new nigga took over. And I hear he does it for 2-3 books. I'm sorry but can't go through it to finish it up.
But it was enjoyable from what I read.
god damn that is some swaggy ass armor
Me in the center.
>You don't get to impgregnate FemPaladin! I am strongest of tribe, I alone shall defeat her and conquer her womb!
Not if GS kills you first..then I, Gobbo shall Gobbo her womb.
Terror tactics: pike gobbos around villages, hang their corpses across the trees, make a mountain out of their skeletons. Make very clear that if they come, they will be REMOVED
Eh, my history teacher told me once, do you see that baldie with a cross?
Do you think he really was talking about the gospel to the drying native?
Hell no, he was telling him he will go to hell for not being Christian.
Of course native was like "Dafuk is he talking about" because they couldn't understand his babbling.
Then came the artists and story tellers saying how merciful were conquerors(invaders) and tell stories about how Virgin Mary descended from heaven and started raining thunder and lighting to the oh powerful enemy that was somehow inmune to gunpowder.
There was a GS thread at /v/ and managed to reach 200 post in one hour before the mods realize it and delete it. What happened to us?
>At that moment 5 goblin heads fell off in a flash
>"KISAMA WHO ARE YOU!?" said Magus Goblin in anger
>"I'm Goblin Slayer, hajimemashite."
>"Domo, Goblin Slayer-san. Magic Goblin desu. Hajimemashite."
>"I never believed you existed, a loser like you and your trumped up story about dead to right means."
>"Goblin korosubeshi. Goblins shall perish."
>"Take this!" Fast! Magus Goblin throws a deadly fire bolt!
>"YEAAART!" but when he realized, Goblin Slayer was already behind him.
>From Magic GCoblin’s slouched back – Namu-Amida-Butsu…Oh my Buddha – Goblin Slayer’s arm is sticking out.
>A thrusting hellish chop pokes daylight into Magic Goblin's torso.
>“It’s true. Aaargh.” Blood overflows from the breathing holes in Magic Goblin’s mouth.
>“Rescue is heading to this location.”
>“You really know how to make my day.” Goblin Slayer remarked.
>“Even if you avoid them,” Magic Goblin went on, “stronger goblin warriors and Dark Goblin-san surely won’t permit your existence!!”
>“I won’t let you exist either.” Ninja Slayer uncorked his arm from inside Magic Goblin’s back “Yeeart!”
>"SAYONORA!!!" An explosion!? What a miserable end Magic Goblin met.
And Just like that Goblin Slayer goes from a series with potential to another waifu fagging harem shit show.
This type of Armor?
No. Its Lamellar Armor. Closes we ever got to Leather Armor.
Here's one with a Gambeson and steel plates
Would you Hunt goblins with this Armor?
lamellar. it's a bunch of small plate swwn together. It's usually more associated with asia and eastern Europe than western europe.
the example in the picture seems to be boiled leather plates.
With disease carrying ticks, fleas, mites and mosquitos
Carrying orbs filled with them
Like grenades that explode them everywhere
Also wasp and bee orbs
I'd unleash goblin specific pestilence upon them
goblin trigeminal neuralgia
goblin marburg hemorrhagic fever
goblin brainerd diarrhea
goblin Spanish flu
I'd infect clothes, food and water around goblin infested areas.
I'd use gas and other toxic fumes to flood their area.
And when I'm not killing goblins with my creatures I'd preform flea circuses for the common folk.
Everything worked on the Native Americans
Where do I go to start reading the translated chapters?
>that left helm
I use plebian magic to make half of them frenzy on each other and the other half to fuck each other.
With my Leather Armor I am invincible
>Enter Goblin Slayer thread
>Find arms&armor thread
It's like I'm really on /tg/
She's a demon, not a gob gob, you have no right to do this to her !
FemPaladin was right you piece of shit
Imagine a world where interdimensional travel is possible. A world where money is of no concern anymore and anythingis possible.
We could travel into a fantasy world and Juggernaut, Bitching with pic related through a horde of gobs
It honestly feels like the only appeal this shitty manga has is the ryona and rape.
I personally don't give two fucks about anything else in this but tuning in to see the monthly qt adventurers getting murdered and violated.
So now that we know all was a lie, we are back to zero with the "which girl will heal GS?" question, i hope priestess wins.
Helmets are the best.
Are there any other series with MCs who wear helmets prominently? It seems kind of arbitrary, but fuck it, I like knights.
>Are there any other series with MCs who wear helmets prominently?
I'm afraid no.
I wish a drawfag would draw GS surrounded by other helmet characters like in pic related.
>Read this series on a whim
>Kinda like it
>Find out it's monthly
Every fucking time
Are you so sure?
This will have a happy ending
But she's best girl
Fill cave with acidic gas. Air spell that makes invisible,razor sharp planes of air at dick height at the openings on their cave. All the gobos get clipped.
earth magic that lets their feet sink into a small hole about a foot deep then closes crushing the leg and triggers a fire trap spell about a minute later when other gobos come to look.
gobos see a couple of women lost in the forest go to do their rapey things, it's a momma bear and cubs with a glamor on them.
Cast spell that creates a smell of female dragon in heat and apply to goblin camp.
you know. the normal things.
Does the thought of a Strong independent Woman scare you shitlord?
I love thinking about strong independent women, and all the ways they can get gobb'd.
here you go.
Take over their lands, and force them to open trade. Educate them to be less fuccbois and treat them as second class citizens unless exception individuals prove otherwise.
Any SJW who tries to fight for their rights can go live with them in their slum areas of the cities.
>Thread is still active for days after its creation
W-what sorcery is this?
I kinda wanna draw these guys attacking a goblin cave. With good end and bad ends.
Dog anon would have dog themed armour with with floppy ears on his helmet
Pestilence anon would ride a giant flea and have insect themed armour with two big feathers on his beaked helmet making him look like a mosquito
And chemical anon would be constantly surrounded by smoke and have a gas mask like helmet and overcoat that looks like a labcoat
Good end would everything going right for them
Dog anon would have his dogs sniff out goblin escape holes
Chemical anon would flood the cave with his chemicals forcing the goblins to run out.
Pestilence anon would then throw his orbs and cause them to go into disorder as they try to get away from the bees and fleas
Dog anon would clean up with his puppers
Pestilence anon throws his orbs of fleas and ticks which attack dog anon's puppers causing them to roll around and run away
Chemical anon would prematurely unleash his chemicals killing pestilence anon's bugs pissing him off.
They all get into a fight while the goblins just look on from the cave
Try to post
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>Not this shit again
>30+ goddamn clicks later
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It really is like reCAPTCHA is trying to kill my will to ever post. Are bots really that fucking big of a problem?
>he doesn't know about legacy captcha
You remind me of the porcelain adventurers that didn't prepare at all for the raid on a goblin lair. Get raped and die as soon as possible.
Not him, but lately I've been getting some odd things in my Captchas for me to put in.
When will helmets become an acceptable fashion accessory irl?
At first she finds him amusing as a plaything, his corny poetry endearing. Later he has value as a tool. When she loses her war he's the one to convince her to continue living. From then on they become an item. I should note she never stops being a terrifying force of evil, but she genuinely comes to love him. They even have a kid.
She also has a yandere immortal twin sister who features as a recurring villian.