is she stupid?

>>147468104
probably since drawings don't have brains

>>147468104
if she removed the valves it should be fine

>>147468104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EunMjqV1i6A
Educate yourself you stupid faggot

>>147468173
>didn't detach a single valve
>didn't take it completely apart
>didn't take off the mouthpiece

Well done Kumiko

>>147468104
That's how you are suppose to clean Brass instruments

>>147468243
but with no valves

>>147468104
Reminder that strings are superior to filthy lazy brass players.

>>147468320
can't bathe with a contrabass

why was the show sucks?

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>>147468363
not enough best eupho

>>147468320
Cello: For When You're 11 And Want To Get Away With Continuously Playing D During Assembly Because You Don't Practice.

>>147468419
>tfw you're stuck playing Pachelbel's Canon again with your string quartet
>cellist is sleep playing the entire time

>>147468104
Oh my, is that a rare Kumiko I see?

>>147468243
You're supposed to take off the mouth piece, slides, and remove the valves first. Artists just got lazy and that's it.

>>147468104
She looks so mature here.

>>147468626
IIRC, it's Hazuki's imagination when she's being told about cleaning her instrument. She wouldn't know the proper procedure.

>>147468320
>he paid 2k for 2 planks of wood

>>147468104
She is a woman, so yeah.

who cares how she cleans it
euphoniums aren't even real instruments

I'm pretty sure this is another character dreaming how people clean their instruments, so it makes sense they wouldn't know how to properly clean a euph.
or maybe it was kumiko imagining it but I'm not 100% sure

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the joke is that Hazuki is the one imagining all of this and she doesnt know how to clean instruments because she's a beginner

>>147471367
why you posting raws? you do realize all the SPs are subbed already

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>>147471367
and here is them actually cleaning a tuba properly

>>147471413
This may come off as a surprise to you but some people don't need subs.

>>147471100
it was hazuki, the certified novice

>>147471503
if your gonna bandy about raws at least download not shit raws. reinforce uses fucking 8-bit rips. garbage.

>>147468419
the cello is literally the most beautiful instrument there is

She's about to have some fun.
>fill horn with water, blow as hard as you can, and make a water explosion come out your bell
Kumiko knows where it's at.

>>147468104
Yes. People who take band class tend to lack in mental capacity.

>>147472018
The source is done in 8-bit. KyoAni exports in 8-bit in AE. Why would anyone want to change the color format?

>>147472098
What instrument did you play, anon?

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kumiko is great

>>147474916
>they see my instrument

>>147472155
Daiz on suicide watch

I want to make Kumiko a mother.

>>147475193
gross please don't

>>147475158
Haven't even seen him mentioned in like almost a year now, wow.
Fansubbing is truly ded

Is she drowning it in the bath?

>>147472197
He played the dick. Practice every day in the school toilets.

I want Kumiko and Reina to kiss

>>147468320
>strings and wind discuss who of them is less retarded
piano masterrace

Hopefully season two specials will have more episodes focusing on boys and their misadventures.

>>147475411
Only adult boys in S2

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>>147475436
Sensei going drinking after work with female colleague and Reina stalking them episode when?

>>147468320
Yeah, and woodwinds are the best actual musicians because they're always playing the melody and don't get stuck on holding-notes-for-four-bars duty. Sure, there's always a good violinist or two, but they're stuck in the land of jackoffs who can't even stay in tune much less think about giving a good performance.

>>147475561
>implying spazzing out is more musicianlike than doing long notes

>>147468320
Strings are literally the pleb instrument group.

>>147475696
Please. I went to a professional-ass symphony the other night. The dirty percussionists and brass players were so braindead they forgot that they're supposed to let people hear the fucking soloists. It was shameful.

>>147475763
>there are bad percussion and brass players
>percussion and brass players aren't good musicians
how did you get from A to B?
reminds me of ravens

>>147475252
She's doing what your mother should have done to you.

>>147475355
Literally no skill the instrument

>>147476386
at first glance it seems like you're being mean, but when you think about it you're actually being a nice guy

Is she coming on to me? Leaning like that and accentuating her cute little chest, how kinky is my wife Kumiko.

>>147476459
no so shut up

>>147476435
Don't be silly. Piano is easily one of the most technical instruments to learn at a high level.

Try playing Chopin's Ballade 1 and tell me it takes zero skill to play that piece.

>>147472018
>he fell for the upscale meme
someone post the graphic
we know whos behind this post

>>147475355
The piano is a string instrument you tard.

>>147476953
Not him, but I was always taught it was a percussion instrument because of the way the strings were struck.

>>147476989
Well if we're talking about precussion then you twinky keyboard warrior faggots ain't got shit on drummers.

>>147476953
>you tard
>displaying your ignorancy and even going as far as a picking a label for yourslef
Piano was NEVER considered string instrument. If it has to be attributed to some family, its percussion, but not really. Keyboard is a semarate family alltogether.

>>147471367

Nice catch!

>>147476526
>never have to worry about tone
>but guys, i have to press keys real fast so it's the hardest
Plenty of other instruments require fast key presses as well.

>>147476989
holy shit your teachers were retards

I want to wash Kumiko's feet with my tongue.

>>147468320
I completely agree

>>147477130
A piano is a string instrument. It makes sound via the vibration of strings.

A hammond organ and a piano both have keyboards. Only one is a string instrument.

If you don't believe me then go google it and return with a source that says piano is not a string instrument.

>>147477130
Hell, a freaking melodica has a keyboard. A damn accordian has a keyboard. Grouping instruments with keybaords together like that is ridiculous.

>>147477942
new instrument groupings here

keyboard:
piano, organ, midi controller, harpsichord (and by extension, guitar since it is also plucked and it got left out of the bow group)

bow:
violin, cello etc

mouth blow instruments:
flute, tuba, sax, trumpet

hit with stick/percussion:
piano again, bass drum, xylophone (bongo gets its own group)

>>147468320
Breddy much this.

>>147472052
That's not how you spell Trumpet

>>147479040
>nigger instrument
>beautiful

>>147472052
>the cello is literally the most beautiful instrument there is
Have you noticed that only beautiful people are allowed to play cello?

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Cute baka is a thing OP.

>>147471367
>getting in the bath with your instrument

That thing is probably filthy and filled with oil and black shit.

>>147479935
That isn't your mom, anon.

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>>147471367

>>147468320
Classical guitar master race.

>>147479935
Brass corrosion is green dumbass.

>>147477447
clearly you were uneducated in the way a piano works

>>147481130

Kyoani pls make it happen.

>>147475763
What were they even playing?

>>147482154
see >>147477893

>>147477353
But how many of them can play more than four/six notes at once?

>>147481130
Can't wait for the pool scene where they get awkward around each other's bodies

>>147481130

Wait this did really happen in the OVA? I DON'T remember.

>>147482205
an organ is a stupid example - of course it doesn't run on strings
It's like the stupid argument about why a flute isn't a brass instrument

>>147482251
it happened in one of the specials

>>147482294
way to miss the point

>>147482336
Ok fine, consider a piano and a harpsichord.
Which one's string and which one is more percussive?

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>>147482410
they're borh string
just stop dude it's embarrassing

>>147482216
Oh shit, you have to press a whole six buttons at once. Nothing else ever has to do that. Years spent developing muscles in your mouth for the perfect embouchure, refining breathing techniques, learning alternate fingerings, religiously staying in-tune, and practicing transitions is truly dwarfed by that accomplishment.

>>147482567
>Years spent developing muscles in your mouth for the perfect embouchure, refining breathing techniques, learning alternate fingerings,

My dick.

>>147482546
Literally if you google why a piano could be both string and percussion you wouldn't sound so ignorant

>>147475355
This.

>strings
Callous fingers, disgusting long nails, have to smear some shit on your bow then place it near your face.

>percussion
Have to stand up and/or move your entire body dancing like a monkey around your instrument, and that's not even mentioning dumb nigger shit like hand percussion and those african drums. Only pitched percussion is somewhat respectable.

>brass and woodwinds
Disgusting spit everywhere, have to literally lick your instrument, get stretched cheeks and numb lips.

>piano
Composed and gracious, a truly complex instrument that actually required some engineering and insight to make unlike your retarded pipe with some holes. It doesn't demean you or place any demands on your body aside from having somewhat functional hands - something most of us would be proud to have anyway.

The only instrument to come close to the piano is organ, but it's pretty niche and a bit impractical - it's basically a building.

>>147482567
>years
If it takes you that long, then you have issues

Most brass players are pretty cool, especially the lower brass. Trumpet players are usually cunts though.

>>147482768
Only instruments I can play are guitar and bass. I'd love to play piano (I have a Casio CTK3200 lying around) but I never get the motivation to learn to play it.

>>147482836
>Trumpet players are usually cunts though.
Solo and melody players are usually cunts I guess. We had a girl playing cornet in my band that was a really strung up bitch.

>>147482836
This - always good to have a competent low brass section.

>>147482861
I always wanted to memorise one intermediate level song for piano. Just as a party trick kind of thing, I think it'd be neat. I never had access to one though.

>>147468320
Play a real instrumet like the flugelhorn

>>147482999
Trips are truth. I bought the Casio CTK 3200 (or rather, it was a Christmas present iirc) because it has tangents in the normal piano size, and is pressure sensitive. It's also rather cheap.

>>147482567
you're a serious faggot

yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMM6h9Yf348 is way easier than learning how to blow my musical cock.

>>147483310
guitar is harder than piano

>>147482567
>Years spent developing muscles in your mouth for the perfect embouchure
Makes you think, Hazuki must give awesome blowjobs.

>>147482769
No. It really takes years. Especially for the embouchure and breathing techniques.

I actually had an entire band from a Japanese music prep school come visit mine on some sort of exchange program and we did some concerts together. Their curriculum had the students practicing for some serious time each day, but most of them had only been playing for a few years. My area's music program starts in late elementary school, so even the worst flunky had been playing twice as long as the Japanese students and pretty much every one of our band members had better tone than theirs because they had all that extra time to develop the muscles and breathing.

That said, most of the Japanese band would wreck most of our band as far as staying on time and hitting notes, so their practice was paying off. They couldn't swing for shit though, so their American jazz tribute was choppy and awkward as fuck.

>>147483310
Most woodwinds do fast note runs too. I'm not sure what this is supposed to prove.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7crGlIcRoY

>but you also have to hold simple chords with your left hand so it's way harder
Christ, you're pathetic.

>>147483606
If you want to compete in difficult pieces vs the piano then you might as well give up now. Here's another Chopin

https://youtu.be/Kc9sc542mdk?t=2m38s

>>147482836
As an ex-Euphonium player yeah lower brass are usually the most chill. Tromboneists are usually total bros. Although our Tuba players were a couple of dykes. Percussion were straight up retards, Trumpet were lazy fucktards except for the one great player who was awesome. And woodwind aren't worth talking about. Saxophones were usually pretty cool people though.

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>>147468320
>mom forced me to choose an instrument
>choose bass
>does me no good since i made no friends to play with ad orchestra sucked

>>147483783
One of the coolest guys I knew in high school played baritone sax. Really friendly and laid back, good-looking too.

>>147483764
Amazing how you get all these pieces with fast notes when all you need to do to hit them perfectly is press a button. It's like that's the only way you can display skill on piano. Meanwhile, you can tell the difference between a college-level string or wind musician and a professional with one note, because that's how much technique and experience goes into producing that one note. So instead they focus on creating music instead of doing a math exercise. That music frequently has fast note runs as well, and each time one of those notes are played- just about as fast as a pianist- they use all the extra skill they need to produce them each time.

Oh, and sometimes wind instruments do this thing called circular breathing where they can play continuously even while taking a breath.

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>>147484021
>not starting your own jazz orchestra

>>147468320
Strings are for sissie boys who are too weak to bellow through a bass mouthpiece like a real man.

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Who cares, post Kumikos

>>147484021
Don't feel so bad, I had either music or art in middle school and our art teacher was a bitch and I draw worse than I play an instrument and I suck mountains of cock at playing instrument. I was with the Trombones and there were only three of us but they were good guys, Our two drummers used to be with us before switching, trumpets were a bunch of arrogant little fucks with the occasional goofball and woodwind was just a bunch of qts but many of them were bitches.

desu the best memory of middle school band I have was vomiting in the middle of class. That must have been ten years ago. Jesus christ

>>147484300
You underestimate how hard it is to play quickly with 2 hands + pedals while reading notes for 2 hands etc.

>>147484188
Our's had one of those as well. Although h was secretly super high strung and has some pretty deep anger issues. Also He has problems holding onto a gf. Still a cool dude though.

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I prefer Asuka.

>>147483783
In my school band clarinet players were the plebest of the pleb tier because it was always the lazy slackers with zero drive who decided to pick the braindead simple woodwind instrument and there was like 15 of them.

My favorite memory is when all 15 of them botched a section solo during a LIVE concert by missing their cue and playing absolutely nothing for 16 measures while the backing percussion soldiered on and with the teacher giving them a death stare. Fortunately the rest of the band wasn't composed of blithering retards so everyone joined in when they were supposed to and the song finished without further incident.

Clarinet players: Never once.

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>>147484399
This is what will happen to her in a couple years

>>147468104
Why the fuck did she leave the valves and mouthpiece on?

In anycase as someone who has played trombone for 6 years, I have never bathed my instrument. All I did was just snaked it and oiled it and it was just fine. I got bored as shit playing the damn thing so I stopped

>>147482768
>stretched cheeks and numb lips
>I've never played a wind instrument before
If you knew anything about them you would know that proper technique prevents both of those issues.
Also, unless you are some kind of sperg, emptying your valves should be a fairly easy and clean process.

Also you can just get an electric organ and have the superior system. Footpedals really open up a lot of opportunities for the player.

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>>147468710
I love more mature shots of Kumiko. Though I also love Kumiko in general.
It's also because she's taller than the others and often quite cold and distant that make her appear mature and kind of cool.

>>147484745
yo, what the fuck

how does his neck do that

>>147484745
Storing jazz on his cheeks for the upcoming winter

Any instrument>choir

>>147485477
This. Singers are huge assholes with egos the size of the moon. The higher you go, the worse they get. Sopranos are a pain in the ass to deal with.
>can you play faster
>it's too fast play slower
>the woodwinds are too loud
>the strings are too loud
>can the orchestra just stop playing I can just carry the concert by myself

>>147482768
>strings
>long nails
Wind player spotted. We have to keep our nails short.

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Lets be real everyone.

Beatboxing is the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM4B8TR-618

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>>147484745
What

>>147475763
>people bitch at you for being too loud while accompanying a flute solo
>not the composer for not knowing it's impossible to play a tuba or trombone quietly

>>147471367
>B-but that's forbidden love!

Reminds me of my band days in high school. Cornet player and won the John Philip Sousa award. Got pretty good, but I totally dropped off once I got to college and realized that
a) majoring in music was a death sentence
b) majoring in music was signing away 12 hours of your life every day

I tried to go into the band after two years of not playing, but was no longer good enough. ;-;
Still play the piano (my first instrument), but that's atrophied as well (I like writing music more than playing).

blog post aside, here are my band rankings:

>Brass section
Top tier bros. Carry the band with loudness and vigor. Have to do all the heavy lifting.

>Percussion
Decent fellows but it's true that this is usually for the folks who don't know how to do anything but hit a block of wood with a mallet. The good percussion players are a gift from God though.

>Wind (clarinet/sax)
The instruments that no one cares about if you are not playing jazz. This attracted most of the mediocre players.

>Wind (flutes/piccolos)
Seems to attract the most women. You will never hear them. I am not even sure if they hear themselves when they play.

>>147481789
Mah nigga.

>>147482768
>Callous fingers
>not wanting your fingers to go puni puni
>what >>147485740 said
>it's called rosin and it's pretty cool
Stings are great, Piano is perfect and all the other instruments are swell too. If you love music I don't see why you'd put any instrument down.

>>147485911
When you sit in the brass section of course you wouldn't hear shit from the flutes.

I find it very odd how /a/ knows most about instruments then /mu/ does

>>147486042
I detect a flutist angry that no one heard his solo

>>147486083
/mu/ doesnt know shit

>>147486102
Nah I don't play anything but rock band shit, I just go to concerts.

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>>147486042
>tfw you remember when you sat in front of the percussion section for one of Bartok's symphonies

>>147484677
How nice of you to say that about my wife. I'll make sure to pass those kind words on to her.

>>147486107
I know that but why would /a/ the thread has 77 unique posters

>>147486083
>>147486195
I think it's just because /mu/ is a way smaller board.

>>147486195
Maybe this show attracts a lot of people who've played instruments before. You can enjoy it without it I think but it definitely adds some meaning.

>>147486160
https://youtu.be/ineYcKcfmJQ?t=19s

This is the Hibike thread I longed for, not delusional dykes and insecure faggots slinging shit on each other.

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>>147468320
Literally this. Brass was a mistake.
>mfw bandfags were basically orchestra rejects and yet they act as if they make actual music

>>147486433
Now you jinxed it.
Seeing music nerds blog again was kinda nostalgic, though. Hopefully it will dominate these threads longer than it did in season one.

>>147483783
https://youtu.be/inED9IicIpc?t=3m
It's not hard to just play arpeggios and run up and down the scales.

>>147486083
/a/ has got a high amount of band geeks.

>>147486266
>cumico about to blow my instrument

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>>147486471
This so much.
>90% of the bandfags didn't even know how to read music at my school

>>147485623
One of the singers in one of our plays during uni was like that.

So on the last play, they played everything she sang an octave higher.

>>147484300
>he thinks playing the piano is just pressing buttons
Don't even bother arguing if you've literally never tried to play the piano.
You can press buttons as fast as you want, it'll still sound shit if that's all you're doing.

You also need to think about how hard or soft you play every note, how long you have it held in, when to use the pedal and how long to keep it held and how far to push it down.
All without thinking about it because the song is moving too quickly while you try to read the notes and move both of your hands in a different rhythm with the left hand playing slightly louder than the right one, but only sometimes.

I can't speak for any other instrument since I've never played any other, but don't try to say piano is as simple as pressing buttons fast.

>>147486593
you learn something everyday

idk how high school band shit works since I went to a legit arts school everyone was a proto hipsters listening to alt/indie rock while getting completely rekt every weekend drinking/getting high

this bread is bretty neat

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>>147486613
When I had to make an arrangement of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman for my high-school band's Christmas Concert, I handed the sheet notation I drew up to one of the sax players, who looked at me with a dull look in his eyes and said he couldn't read music.

I had to write out the note letters with notation of how long to hold each one above it on a sheet of looseleaf.

I could not imagine someone being in band, presumably for at least a semester, if not a year (he was sophomore iirc) without figuring that shit out. I don't know how my band director put up with it.

The consequence of going to a semi-shitty high-school in a ghetto.

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>>147485415
Made me laugh out loud
well done

>>147486391
>that french horn player who casually covers his ears whenever the percussionist brings down the hammer
The PTSD is coming back.

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>>147486433
Don't bully the lesbians.

>>147484745
Literally an inflatable tumor

>>147486803
It's the greatest mystery. I think they relied on the band conductor's gestures and just got familiar with the music.

>>147486840
My sides I'm dying - I'd completely forgotten about this piece

>>147486993
Mahler Symphony no 6 also has the hammer.
>slog through an hour long piece about to fall asleep
>hammer comes down

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>>147483783
>violins
Total bros. Helpful, skillful, friendly, smart. Control freak but knows a lot more about music than any other player. There's a reason why concertmasters are usually violinists.
>cellos
Very polite and cooperative to the violins. Can probably own a cellist as a maid if you're a violinist. Usually knows how to play other instruments as well.
>violas
Either incompetent slackers or extremely autistic. Their instruments sound like shit and the pkayers cannot take bantz due to insecurity.
>doublebass
Who? Completely dispensable and useless.
>flutes
Guys are shy and timid. Will be embarrassed if you tell them that flutes are girly. Can probably convince them to crossdress.
>oboe
Basically winds who think they're violinists and pretend to be just as cool.
>bassoon
Amicable and approachable. They have accepted that their instrument sounds goofy and have given up on taking themselves too seriously.
>piano
Superiority complex. Take themselves extremely seriously.

This is objective fact and not up for debate.

>>147487404
>violas
>What the difference between a viola and an onion?
>No one cries when you cut up the viola.

>>147487480
>Why don't the viola players ever play hide and seek?
>Because no one would ever bother finding a viola player.

>>147487593
>How do you know that a viola player is playing false?
>The bow is moving.

>>147487666
>What's the best insurance for a violine?
>Putting it into a viola case.

>>147487404
>violins
Agree.
>cellos
Acts all polite but you know they're talking behind your back if you're a violinist. The guys are totally laid back and bro as fuck but if the principle is a girl, she'll get into cat fights with the concertmaster.
>violas
Agree.
>doublebass
Literally never comes in on time.
>flutes
Drama queens and snotty as fuck.
>oboe
Jesus fuck can you actually play the A in tune this time? You had one job.
>bassoon
Always gets hyped when playing Peter and the Wolf.
>piano
*see soprano

>>147487707
>what's the best sound a viola can make?
>its crackling under a fire

>>147487404
>french horns
>eternal suffering

>>147487404
>violins
>Total bros. Helpful, skillful, friendly, smart.
Smug fags with an over-inflated sense of self-importance.

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>>147468104
Does pic related bother you OP?

>>147487874
I think I had the same motherboard in one of my old computers. Don't remember if it was a Gigabyte P35 or P45 though.

That's like almost ten years old.

>trombonist
Nice guy but can't play in tune for shit.
>frenchhorn
Nice guy but sounds like shit anywhere that's not a concert hall.
>tuba
Lazy asshats because they never get to play anything complex.
>trumpet
Stuck up fags who boasts about how high they can play.
>cornet and flugel
Nobody remembers they exist.

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no bullying violas

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>>147487967
>Nobody remembers they exist.
;_;

>>147487874
This actually doesn't break the mainboard if you took the CMOS out and dried it properly, people who do liquid nitrogen overclocking do this all the time.

>>147487992
>What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
>You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

>What is the difference between a radio and a viola?
>A radio plays music.

>What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a crushed viola on the road?
>There are skid marks before the skunk.

>How do you stop a violist from drowning?
>Take your foot off his head.

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>>147487842
>mfw the violafag starts a fit
Smug only to useless violafags like you.
>over inflated
>literally carries the melody line and harmony in every single major piece of music since the 15th century
How assblasted can you get?

>ahurr adurr [instrument I chose to dedicate my time while dismissing all other ones] is superior because it's harder to play

Guess a fuckign hammer is a better instrument overall than a screwdriver and any carpenter or builder who decides to ever use a screwdriver is a fucking idiot

JNobody gives a shit how hard of a time you're having playing the thing. Your resulting work is what matters, and every instrument discussed here is capable of producing unique results.

>>147488161
Get out!
Reasonable thoughts aren't allowed here

>>147488251
>retarded false analogy obviously made by someone who's never played an instrument
>reasonable
Samefag harder.

>>147488070
>How much time does it take to fix a broken viola
>None at all, it's already good as new.

>>147485110
trombone is crazy fun. i ordered one this week after not playing since highschool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7DfK-49A2U

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>>147488102
>violafag
>implying
>literally carries the melody
>can't even properly play harmony
>carrying anything

>/a/ - orchestra drama

>/a/ - Viola jokes

>>147488400
You're an eejit. A straight up fucking eejit. Continue bitching about which instrument among a plethora of different ones designed for different purposes and sounds is "superior" while other people around the world who are actually talented go on to make art and find success with the entire assortment of them. I'm sure you'll convince SOME random anon how cool you are for your choice of tool to stagnate with.

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>>147488527
>projecting
Truly pathetic.

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>>147488652
>acts like a faggot
>deflects by being a pedantic faggot

>>147484745
Kumiko is smart enough to know not to puff when she plays.

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Kumiko approves of this thread.

>>147488622
From what I'm getting people are taking their personal experiences from school and judging the people who play and not the instrument. Really dumb to be honest but I guess it's a nice change of pace from fighting about yuri.

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so whats the deal with oboe players?

I heard they're all supposed to be psycho or depressed and apparently Mizore is a yandere. Something about reeds? She makes her own apparently.

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>>147489626
And I approve of Kumiko.

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>>147468419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWEmsUiQELU

Why does everyone hate the viola

>>147489875
idk in spanish means rape, its fun

>>147489626
This is it. This is the cutest Kumiko.

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>>147490044
there are more cute Kumiko even in this thread desu

>>147485623
>>147485477
>>147486665
As a middle school choirfag, I take offense at that. We had to do SATB shit and I was already in the lower registers and we all knew that the pieces we sang relied on each of us not fucking our particular section up. Not to mention the fact that if our instruments got fucked up we couldn't fucking communicate properly.
Also the regulations on what we have to eat and drink before the singing.
>No dairy
>No excessively high salt foods
Stop shitting on the vocalists that often risk their social functionality during longer pieces.

>>147472052
That's not the harp

>>147490428
That's not much different from the orchestra. I've played with choirs in high school and university, as well as professional opera singers, and they're all very high maintainence.

>>147490642
Where the fuck do you fags even crawl from. Fuck off.

>>147490570
Again, the reason is due to the high risk of vocal strain if one thing goes wrong. For the players with instruments outside of the body, replacement parts and repairing services are easier to find. For those who use their very body as an instrument, and especially the part most associated with communication, that is a high cost to replace or repair.

>>147490205
To be honest every Kumiko is pretty cute.

>>147490820
It had nothing to do with vocal strain and more to do with the fact that most of them has a horrible sense of rhythm and would always end up rushing, and then would turn around and blame the orchestra for their own faults.

Alright so I tried to re-pick-up this show again from episode 3 and I watched it until some slut called the teacher hot. That's when I could tell this wasn't the yurishit I was hoping for.

Adding a bishounen teacher like that really makes it clear how female-run Kyoanus is. They really are a shit studio.

>>147489875
It's a 300 year old meme afaik.

>>147490933
>bishounen sensei
What

omg did someone just all the piano a string instrument?

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>>147468320
Correct

>>147490935
>hey guys what if
>what if we made an instrument that's a violin but bigger?
>great idea the goys will never see it coming

>>147490933
>female-run Kyoanus
and then they gave us Phantom World with over the top boob physics.

>>147490933
>they don't pander to my personal taste so they're shit
Every time.

>>147468419
where can i read this light novel?

>>147491038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viola_jokes

>>147491050
>hey kyouko-chan, let us mocap your boobs

>>147471367
>insert millionth reuse of American Pie joke

>>147485911

I remember when Schools have music bands. Thanks Obama and his massive budget cuts in education

>How is a viola like a lawsuit?
>Everyone’s happy when the case is closed.

One day Timmy came home from school very excited.”Mommy, Mommy, Guess what? Today in English I got all the way to the end of the alphabet, and everyone else got messed up around ‘P’!”
His mother said, “Very good, dear. That’s because you’re a violist.”

The next day, Timmy was even more excited. “Mommy, Mommy, guess what! Today in math I counted all the way to ten, but everyone else got messed up around seven!”

“Very good, dear,” his mother replied. “That’s because you’re a violist.”

On the third day, Timmy was beside himself. “Mommy, Mommy, today we measured ourselves and I’m the tallest one in my class! Is that because I’m a violist?””No dear,” she said. “That’s because you’re 26 years old.”

>>147482410
Harpsichord is more of a strig instrument as the strings are actually picked rather than struck like a classical piano. Both are, however, percussion instruments as well as string, those who say otherwise mustn't have had an education.

>>147491038
>in 16th century
>have the violon
>make a small violon and call it a violoncello
>make an even smaller violon and call it a violin
>make a bigger small violon and call it a viola
You can't make this shit up bros

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>>147491092
>What is the definition of perfect pitch? Throwing a viola into a dumpster without hitting the rim
Hahahaha

>play cornet when i was 9-11
>barely ever practiced
>would skip on lessons (got really fucking awkward when my dad got a letter and asked me why i wasn't going to lessons)
>there's a school orchestra and i keep wondering why i haven't been invited to join yet (i was shit)
>i basically shoehorn my way in by turning up one lunch time
>we get the music to learn
>i go off and practice it like two times and don't bother
>go back to the orchestra the next week
>everyone begins playing
>i play the first 1 or 2 lines before i completely fuck up
>i put down my cornet and just sit there while everyone plays, only other cornet player there is staring at me
>never go to orchestra again
>quit cornet

>regret not practicing and taking it seriously ever since

I feel like I could probably get back into it now that I'm in my 20s.

>>147491246
Your instrument is your waifu anon. Why would you ever treat her like that?

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>>147491208

>What’s the most effective male birth control method?
>Tell the girl he plays the viola.

>>147491246
What a fucking faggot.

>>147491246
Shut up frogposter and kill yourself.

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Whats the best sub group for this show?

I want to catch up before next season

>>147491388
GS

>>147491388
Just take the BDs with the most downloads (GS).

>>147468320
do you even Flugelhorn my nigga?

>>147468104
>tfw I did the same thing in middle school
>tfw my baritone had a terrible smell for the rest of the year

Threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmxP3qlWDuU

A much needed reminder to actually listen to good music made by any instrument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG_zvtibU2Q

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>have to pick some music thing in middle school
>pick trumpet
>they put me in the clarinet class
>they say putting me in the right class would change up my schedule
>"o-okay, that's fine" my way out of there like an autist
>spent the whole year doing homework sitting in the back during that class
>positive that all the girls in that class, like 99% of the class was girls, laughed at me behind my back

/blog

>>147492031
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

>>147492194
I agree. Here's some actual good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXgjwq7kIPU

>>147468104
No u

>>89640343

>>147492031
https://youtu.be/w2xYEiFOw0o

>>147492299
Oops it seems that you posted a Jew having a seizure while holding a violin. Here's an actually proper good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kXG5XoNQk

>>147489761
Oboe-chan is the actual shining star of Kitauji

Reina and Asuka can't touch her

>clarinet bullying

;_;

>>147493328
Clarinets are the violas of woodwind.

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>16 days

PIANO BEST INSTRUMENT

Only the highly intelligent play it. Complete look with black rimmed glasses, a slim fit oxford, and grey skinny jeans and you a mighty fine ass motherfucker

>>147492387
>keep in mind I'm 5'11 and 128 lbs

>>147495500
You mean fedoras all play piano. Everyone has to dress up when playing in a concert.

>>147495631
meant
>>147495500

>>147495374
what is that face trying to convey?

>>147495745
She wants you to come on, you big baby.

>>147495500
Only gay Jews play them well. Horowitz's words, not mine.
So you're either a gay Jew or fucking sucks at it.

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>>147495500
joe pls go and stay go

>>147495826
Chopin wasn't gay or Jewish though iirc.

>>147495873
>Chopin isn't gay
>impying Chopin didn't take Liszt's fat Hungarian cock on the daily
Chopin sucks though.

>>147495826
There's Rachmaninoff. Based Russian musicians saving us from the Jews.

>>147495745
Best girl. That's what she's conveying.

>>147478232
>mouth blow instruments:
you mean
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER instruments:

Why Winter is so garbage-tier?

>>147468320
Fuck you too, fatherfucker.

>>147496928
All the cold and viruses n shit.

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>havent played euphonium since high school
>start feeling muscial
>think about buying my own seeing as how I spent 7 years of my life playing it
>remember that just a halfway decent yamaha is already over 5 grand
>a 90s besson requires you to personally perform about a dozen assassinations for the mossad
>go back to watching instructional youtube videos about how to sing

>>147497125
My brother played tuba in high school and that price tag is also preventing him from picking it up again. The bigger instruments are hard to keep up with unless you go pro.

>>147497125
RENT
E
N
T

>>147485623
They can tho. You are just there to make them sound better. They aren't here for you. Get over yourself.

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>>147497125
I don't know how incredibly expensive it is to actually own an instrument (or at least these brass ones), but in the novel its so uncommon that all the girls that actually own their own instrument are pointed out (Asuka, Nozomi, Mizore, Reina etc)

>>147468320
GarageBand Lite masterrace coming through

>>147497730
>Asuka has her own eupho
How. She's a poorfag.

>>147497730
rare

>>147497125
Buy used instruments, they're at least half priced. If you go to flea markets, especially if it's a school flea market, you might make a coup if you're able to do some maintenance.

>>147497730
At my school, which was one of the fairly affluent upper-middle class high schools, trumpet players and trombonists almost all had their own instruments, (except for bass trombone) one, maybe two euphonium players did, and none of the tuba players owned their own instruments. I'd say Hibike was a pretty decent portrayal in that regard.

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>>147497845
her dad mails Asuka his euphonium when Asuka is in elementary schoolher parents got divorced when she was two and her mom has sole custody

>>147497730
Well why would they buy them if the school provides them?

>>147497870
>Buy used instruments
>brah check out this sick Stradivarius i bought used, only $2.5 million
That rule doesn't apply so much to decent instruments, especially euphoniums since the decent manufacturers (i.e. the English ones) shipped their assembly lines to ten-cents-a-day land over 20 years ago. Best thing you could hope to find is some banged-up beginner model, even just finding one with a compensation valve would be a literal miracle.

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My parents bought me my cornet when I joined my elementary-school band at age 9. I think it cost $400.00 or thereabouts. Because our school did not have spare instruments I didn't really know rented or school instruments were a thing until high-school.

Of course that's nothing compared to the $1,800 piano I got for my 15th birthday (half off!).
>mfw I made the final payment on that thing a few years ago

>>147498030
We used to buy a lot of used instruments in my band. But I played drums, so I don't know much about it.
It was usually the band that bought the instruments with money from missions and aid from the state, but some had their own instruments as well.

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>>147497997
I guess its personal, I mean who wants to use a woodwind that's been tongued by the entire band

They even have a special name in Japanese, they had the prefix (well not really a prefix but) "my" in front of it

>>147498128
>We used to buy a lot of used instruments in my band
Yeah my band was pretty different in that regard. We had a semi and a trailer, a smaller trailer for percussion, and bought weird eclectic shit like e-flat tubas and cornets for soloists almost yearly.

>>147498228
>who wants to use a woodwind that's been tongued by the entire band
That's like saying you wouldn't sleep with a slut that had slept with the entire band.

>>147498228
the idea of using someone else's mouthpiece for a brass instrument is gross.

That's the one thing bare minimum you should have if you play brass.

Anyone watch drum core lately? I've always wanted to see a show with actual recordings of good cores and decent animated drill. Although CGI would be obvious

>>147479040
my man
>>147479624
in its own way

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>>147498333
>Carolina Crown marches fucking MEDEA
>still manages to shit the bed
>MEME COATS ON TOP
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking kill me

>>147479709
Sol Gabetta is real qt. Top tier cellist waifu.
No one can replace Hilary Hahn though.

>>147468104
This anime is shit and boring

>>147498472
I fucking hated coats this year - I mean Tilt was good but fucking Kanye really?

>>147498526
more like your taste is shit and boring haha

>>147498526
You're completely right, I'm just here for the waifus, euphoniums, and bandposting.

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>>147498588
No joke Hitler, i thought they had reached maximum pop-music level with Creep, but damn.

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what are you hoping to see in season 2, mates?

>inb4 yuri vs het shit

>>147499009
More marching agony, fuck their little gay performance, I want kumiko holding a marching baritone in set position in 100 degree weather for a full 4 hour parade.

>>147499009
Less band and more orchestra. Fuck the UFO it's a meme instrument

>>147499229
go wax your fucking strings you little faggot, cant even make it to state without downing a handful of beta-blockers

>>147498831
Favorite core? And/or year

>>147468320
Playing Viola made me want to murder violin players.

>be first chair
>still no solos
>Violins get solo every concert.

>>147499448
Crossmen
;^)

>>147499326
>this much insecurity and projection from a brassucck
Not surprised at all.

>>147499715
Says the "musician" who "plays" his instrument by stroking, fretting, and groping its wooden shaft

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>>147499796
>literally blowing into a metal tube
And yet you still can't give good head. How pathetic.

>>147499468
>expecting solos on your inferior instrument with no treble

>>147499554
man that 2012 screamer

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who /trombone/ here?

I've been playing for 16 years, since middle school.

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>>147499825
>dorkestra literally can NOT stop bragging about the blowjobs he gives
wew, really breaking those sterotypes there

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>>147499009
for all the ribbonhaters to get btfo when she saves the day

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bandfags shut up and post kumiko jeez

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>>147500265
>bandfag jelly that no one even wants his bjs

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Posting superior hibikek

>>147500379
>implying KamiAni will keep it in the final product.

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>>147500379
YES
Ribbons did nothing wrong

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>>147500382
Why not both?

>>147487404
t. violinfag

Have fun competing with 60 other players on how shrill you can get - I'll be over here in leading the orchestra from the bass section.

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>>147500577
band discussion ruins threads

>>147500694
>competing over volume
Brassfag confirmed for not knowing how to play in an orchestra. This is why the conductor yells at you to play softer.

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>>147500702
better than yuri shitposters tbqh

>>147500702
Literally better than /u/ garbage

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>>147500910
>mfw going to have a monopoly on rare Ribbon pictures

>>147500832
>viewing playing together as a competition
you will never be a musician

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>>147500973
saved :^)

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>>147500963
>>147500910
>this shit isn't as bad as other shit so i'll allow it

>>147500910
>>147500963
The yurifags vs vanillfags actually discusses the characters' relationships, albeit delusionally, but it's still about the show. Band discussion is just people blogging about their experiences in band.

>>147468320
analogue synth masterrace here

bite me

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best girl tbqh

>>147501610
How can someone in the B squad be so cool?

>>147500973
>monopoly on unwanted garbage
Why you're welcome at that

>>147468104
please seed GS

>>147499993
i played tuba for 8, bass trombone for 1. bought a trombone a few days ago, hoping to get back into it

>>147491388
see >>147502069

>>147502088
awesome. I wish Youtube was a thing when i started learning all those years ago.

there are some really good trombone channels out there.
I recommend
https://www.youtube.com/user/PaulTheTrombonist

and

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr-U9BPniu4AQA16baIPHYQ

>>147498300
I want to enjoy Asuka's sloppy 30ths!