What am I supposed to do with a maid that refuses to work?

>>147395811
Make her give your dick a workout.

>>147395811
Fire her.

>>147396060
I'd set her pants on fire if you catch my drift.

>>147395811
Suck on her nipples.

>>147396098
I'm not following you.

>>147396098
What did he mean by this

>>147395811
Be careful, or she'll file a grievance with the union.

>>147395811
Find some other duty more suitable for her.

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>>147395811
Motivate her

>>147395811
If the maid is a homonculus you just melt her down and make a new one because you obvously failed on this one.

>>147396098
Seek professional help.

>>147396060
Can't. She's a union worker.

>>147395811
Making babies doesn't require much work beside eating

>>147396098
Explain further

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>>147395811
Give her your swords

fire her, that's what i did to my former maid, all she did just flirting with my security guard

>>147395811
rape is always the solution

>>147397906
She'll be fine

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I want Leysritt to give me paizuri while Sella sits on my face and insults me.

>>147400360
I want Sella to give me naizuri while Leysritt sits on my face and eats.

>>147396060
/thread

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What did he mean by this

>>147400507
He means he's going to burn all her pants so she's forced to walk around in just panties.

>>147400587
That sounds like an excellent idea.

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>>147395811
Make a daughter with her.

>>147395811

Get a smaller maid.

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>>147400795
oops, wrong image.

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Make her work at night, in my bed.

>>147396098
So that's what they meant with "smoke on the water."

>>147395811
where did you get this image?

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You can only choose one /a/

>>147395811
That's not how shirts work, y'know.

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>>147395811
____.

>>147402643
What's wrong with it

>>147402559
Lazy maid.

>>147402643
it looks like she spray painted it on. more form fitting than the tightest shirt

>>147402559

Iri all the way.

>>147395811
Work her.

>>147402782
How

>>147395811
Spankings. Lots.

>>147402559
Irisviel, but still:
pushover Iri from Zero > cliche ara ara milf number 204534 from Prisma

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>>147396098

>>147402559
>Albino's in Animu

>>147395811
Make her earn her keep. Fuck her senseless.

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>>147402559
I'm not a disgusting homosexual, so I'll go for Liz.

But a Sella would be fine too. Why not both maids? Sella is good too, she a cute.

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>>147402559
Leys and then Sella. My favorite doll is Angelica though.

>>147397328
>maid
>union
Why in gods name would you hire a legal maid? All mine were from south america.

>>147402559
Mom

>>147403181
What's with that lascivious body? What were the Ainsworth thinking?

Is Julian a pervert?

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>>147403394
When you make perfection, such things are natural.

>>147403181
>>147403459
Just look that ahoge, she's heroine material.

Will MiyuShirou fuck this doll? Every other hot chick in his world is dead, so what's the problem.

>>147395811
She would work better with her womb full of my semen.

>>147403614
I don't think dolls have a womb

>>147403614
what are you implying here?

>>147403459

Why does she even bother covering those glorious tits?

>>147404012
She needs to support them so they don't get saggy

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>>147404012
To please her master, me. Also bikini armor is always a fun choice.

>>147403164
Does Sella/Leysritt ever show their weapons in Fate Prisma?

>>147404880
no

>>147404880
n

>>147406622
LongLiz is loooooooong

[x] Rape the maid

>>147407425
God damn. Would Leysritt be a good mother?

Also, do you have any more of these?

>>147407425
>didn't get a CE in the Prisma event
>dumb Ainsworth bitch did
Shit sucks.
In fact she could've been a 3* Servant, didn't they state somewhere that she was low-tier Servant level?

>>147395811
let her use you as a body pillow

>>147395811
>tfw no porn of her

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>>147402559
nice try, pick the mom and the maids and daughters come with her

>>147408120
You should be able to easily find it on sadpanda with the artist's name, it's Takatsu.

>>147395811
Rape

>>147395811
Turn her into a holy grail

>>147408252
I'd fill her grail, if you know what I mean.

>>147395811
>What am I supposed to do with a maid that refuses to work?
Why do you think she is sleepy by day.

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>>147407425
>That slight shirt lift

>>147402559
Sella. Always Sella.

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>>147395811

Discipline them.

With Rape.

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I'd rather these maids.

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>Fate fags

>>147409481

I want to play video games with Kohaku.

>>147403732
Transplant a prostate into Lyz

>>147410353
So do I. I want her to sit on my lap as she plays and I watch.

>>147407425
Her gap is too wide.

My cock would just slip off in defeat.

>>147410387

>Not playing co-op and working together to defeat the level

>>147410490
>casuals

>>147402559
fuck liz
marry sella
kill iri

>>147410674
>kill iri

She would kill you with one hand.

>>147410674

>kill iri

And into the trash it goes.

>>147410674
Liz is to make love and impregnate tho.

>>147410865
yeah iri's corpse belong in trash

>>147410911

Your opinion goes there first.

>>147395811
I want to dominate Liz and put her in her place.

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>>147395811
Daily reminder.
If your maid can't make it, a cat is fine too

>>147411061
you mean yours?

>>147411492

All opinions go in the trash. Cold, hard facts are all that remain.

>>147411524
what's the fact?

>>147410490
>co-op games
I don't have any.

>>147402559
Why isn't mom dead yet?

>>147411569

That Iri is a character in Fate/Zero.

>>147411453
You really shouldn't fuck a cat who is a little girl.

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>>147400507

>>147412254
Says you.

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>>147407425
>her eyes, tits and her looks.
FUCK
U
C
K

>>147412483
I mean, you really shouldn't/

Prisma Illya has great eye design

>>147413890
I think it has great design in general

Profile

Character Information
Illustrator: Hiroyama Hiroshi
CV: Kadowaki Mai (Illya) & Takano Naoko (Magical Ruby)

A rather ordinary girl who goes to the elementary branch of Homurabara Academy.
She may have silver hair, red eyes, an aristocratic sounding name, parents who are always away on mysterious business, two maids in her ordinary house, and a brother of no blood relation… but she’s a completely ordinary fifth grader.

Parameters
STR E, CON C, AGI D, MGI B, LCK A, NP A+

Skills
Cheerful-Type Mystic Code: A
Born of Nature: B
Suspicious Drug: A
Magic Resistance: B
Infinite Mana Supply: C

Bond Level 1
Height: 133 cm
Weight: 29 kg
Source: Fate/kaleid liner PRISMAILLYA
Region: Fuyuki, Japan
Alignment: Neutral Good
Gender: Female

She’s somewhat used to getting lost in other worlds. Totally normal.

Bond Level 2
On an evening like any other, Illya was trying to relax in the bath, when a magical stick attacked her out of the night sky.
She was seduced by the squirming, chatty, maximally suspicious stick, leading to the explosive birth of Kaleid Liner PrismaIllya.
Of course, she keeps it a secret from her classmates!
…That night, she met her destiny.

>>147414250
Bond Level 3
Illya is surprisingly adaptable and sociable, taming a bizarre stick, opening a taciturn girl’s heart, and welcoming a murderous girl into her own family.
A critic would call her wishy-washy.
Her indecisiveness may have carried her all the way to Chaldea, but she’ll probably also do quite well for herself here.
She’ll surely be fine, with her magical stick, her desire to seek the future, and her adorable wit.

Bond Level 4
Multi-instrumental Saturation Bombardment — Quintett Feuer
Rank: A+
Type: Anti-personnel Noble Phantasm

By forcing the spell to recognize her muscular, nervous, vascular, and lymphatic tissue as false magic circuits, Illya can sacrifice her body to gain a momentary boost in firepower.
The tremendous torrent of magical energy, dancing through the five circuits running along her body, boasts destructive power rivaling the radiance of the planet.

Bond Level 5
Suspicious Drug: A
A mysterious drug that Ruby distills in the attic, night after night.
Indeed, Amber Herbs.
The raw materials are mainly (toxic) plants.
Rumors speak of the secretive Einzbern family growing suspicious flowers in their backyard, a veritable Psycho Garden that a trained eye would know to report to civil authorities.
The drug’s effects are so extraordinary as to be terrifying, though they mostly lead to terrible consequences. Use in moderation.

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Profile

Character Information
Illustrator: Hiroyama Hiroshi
CV: Saitou Chiwa

Kuro is a clone who split off from Illya and incarnated in the form of a certain Heroic Spirit.
She describes herself as “Illya’s older sister.”
However, Illya also claims to be the older sister, leading to endless sibling quarrels that look like someone yelling into a mirror.

Parameters
STR D, CON C, AGI B, MGI C, LCK C, NP C

Skills
Mind’s Eye (False): B
Projection Magic: B
Kiss Demon: B
Magic Resistance: C
Independent Action: B

Bond Level 1
Height: 133 cm
Weight: 29 kg
Source: Fate/Kaleid liner PrismaIllya
Region: Fuyuki, Japan
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Gender: Female

“Mana transfer, pretty please?”

Bond Level 2
Illya rejected Kuro at first, but Kuro eventually came to live in the Einzbern household.
Her cover story claims that she’s Illya’s cousin, but the resemblance is so uncanny that they are often mistaken for twin sisters.
Upon their first meeting Illya’s foster brother Shirou mistook Kuro for Illya. This was understandable since he had no idea Kuro existed, but it seems to have been a great shock to Illya that her brother couldn’t tell them apart.

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>>147414344
Bond Level 3
Kuro does not know the identity of the Heroic Spirit whose form she has borrowed. She has only inherited the fighting skills that he refined.
She wields her formidable combat powers with reckless abandon. Rin saw this as a threat, and inflicted on Kuro a curse of shared pain perception. Kuro’s shared pain with Illya was meant to deter her from targeting her twin, but the trifling curse meant nothing to the little devil.

Bond Level 4
Threefold Crane Wings — Kakuyoku Sanren
Rank: C
Type: Anti-personnel Noble Phantasm

An exquisite technique of a certain Heroic Spirit.
The user projects three sets of the male and female paired swords, combining throwing and slashing maneuvers to execute an unavoidable combination.
Kuro also teleports behind the enemy in conjunction with the technique, making her attack difficult to predict even with Mind’s Eye.

Bond Level 5
Kiss Demon: B
Kuro, who unexpectedly manifested as a Servant-like being without a Master, always requires magical energy.
Thus, she resupplies via mucous membrane contact as a quick and easy method that requires no contract.
An unguarded victim will suddenly oneself thrust into a kissing scene by the brown little devil, without a care for the time or place.
“But don’t get me wrong, it’s just a medical procedure,” she says. Oh, that makes sense.

>>147407918
She and Sella already have a CE, it's been in the game since launch.

It just sucks.

>>147413063
I would dick the fuck out of those cats.

>>147415081
I know you would, but you shouldn't.

>>147415117
>not wanting to play 'daddy it hurts' game with them all night

>>147414513
Wait could you post the Sella/Leysritt cards?

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>>147416441

>>147396155
gonorrhea

>>147420026
She wanted Shirou to say "Sella" ??

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>>147420026
Sella's soft warm feet, in your face!

>>147420238

Sella is in need of a good dicking to calm her down and loosen her up.

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>>147420332
I want to princess carry Sella.

>>147420393
She needs the jackhammer. Turns to tsun into dere.
Dolphins might not be included.

>>147397030
bylat *smashes with dildo*

>>147414513
I'm aware, but I do like it.
It's just that I wanted one focused on her.

>>147395811
Canonically she provides sexual services in any way?

>>147407649
She would make a great single mother.

>>147400867
Explain

>>147421003
No, she was the body guard of Illya, Sella was the real meido.

What does it feels like to have a maid?

>>147421222
so she's only a cock tease?

Wasted
a
s
t
e
d

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>>147421446
Then make it so she takes care of you at night.

>>147421446
Nobody gets fucked outside of the 3 heroines, anon, with the exception of Rider in HA.

>>147421666
Oh and Caren, I guess.

>>147421666
What about being cummed inside?

>>147421534
Would she be good at goodnight blowjobs?

>>147422432
She'd suck you dry.

>>147422432
She would sleep on top of you with you dick fully inserted in her pussy never allowing it to fall out while you rest until morning.

i want to make 2d babies with that maid

>>147423319
>>147421534
10 bucks fluffy Shirou already did something to Liz by the time they come back.

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>>147421666
Rider gets fucked in HF.

>>147400867
theres another chapter? I don't remember this

>>147422635
Just imagine the state of her womb that morning after a night of god-knows how many unconscious orgasms inside her tight pussy

>>147423481
>Heaven's Feel
No she doesn't you retard. I think you're talking about Hollow Atarxia

>>147423481
No she didn't.

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>>147423597
>>147423600
Is this a new meme?

>>147399898
What if your maid is also your security guard?

>>147423481

If by fucked you mean it's said she recharged Rin's mana, then that happened. Whether it was actual sex or not is unknown, but considering Rider and Rin share a common love for women, it's certainly plausible.

>>147410629
>Gungeon
Claim invalidated

>>147423631
Next you're going to tell me Taiga and Illya had a sex scene.

>>147423874
>>147423898
I'm pretty sure Rider was riding the jackhammer while Shirou was having the dream about Rin in HF.

>>147423898

Taiga is an ever-vigin.

Illya has a sex scene with Kuro.

>>147421534
Why's she looking at me like that?

>>147423913
That was a dream, no real indication. She could have sucked his blood quietly for all you know.

>>147423972
>no real indication.
The eyes made it seem pretty blatant. I haven't read HF in years, but I am confident she got fucked.

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>>147395811

>>147423972
But wasn't the blood-sucking the SFW Realta Nua canon? And so in original HF Rider was draining Shirou's balls dry?

>>147424064
When Shirou was having the dream Rin's eyes changed into Rider's eyes. I think Rider even hints at if you interact with her later in the route.

>>147423913

She can suck Mana out through dreams without actually having physical contact with anyone. At least, that's how I've always interpreted it.

>>147424288
>She can suck Mana out through dreams without actually having physical contact with anyone
What gave you this idea?

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And I thought that only wormfags were this delusional

>>147424313
Probably Realta Nua

>>147404012
Good question, especially since Gil wouldn't mind fighting naked.

>>147424104

So Rider NTR'd Sakura even before she could claim her Senpai's virginity?

>>147424313
why bother with dreams if you are in physical contact

>>147424481
Because she didn't want Shirou to know she was fucking him and stealing his mana?

>>147424524
so why give him a sex dream and not something unrelated

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>tfw Zucchini will most likely make Caren and Bazette getting railed by an already suffering Shero
>no foursome with Illya and her meidos

Dammit do I have just to keep fapping to PNO and that Raita for my Illya+meidos fix

>>147424542
I want Illya and Taiga next

>>147424541
Ask Nasu.

Sounds like it would be less work to make him think he is in a familiar environment(his classroom) fucking a familiar cute girl(Rin) when he is really in his bedroom fucking her than to create entirely separate scenario.

>>147424600
dude only dreams of fire and swords though

>>147423582
full of love?

>>147424567
An impregnated Caren will make Shirou suffering more delicious though.

>>147424662
Even if that were true, Rider had no way of knowing that. And he didn't really question it so it turned out fine for her.

>>147424663
If by love you mean hot cum.

>>147424663
probably sticky and gross, honestly

>>147403098
Fuck off /pol/

>>147423582
I would be in worse state. Probably unable to stand.

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>>147395811
Tell her she's fired if she doesn't wet, polish and rub down your jewels by the end of the day. That or tell her you two will discuss it over your desk, if she doesn't want to work maybe you can even arrange a maternity leave because you're a cool boss.

>>147402559

So did they finally get rid of the lolis?

>>147395811
Fuck the laziness out of her system.

>>147411864
The grail ritual never happened.

>>147423559
Found it
https://exhentai.org/g/977668/69c17a6a79/

>>147396098
>>147396060
PANTS ON FIRE
YOU'VE BETTER BETTER STAY

>>147424542
>I'M GONNA BECOME AN ALLY OF JUSTICE!
Shirou really wants to be an hero.

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lol?

>>147425889
They'll be fine. Just a flesh wound

>>147425889
>Let's spend our budget in murdering the meidos and making Illya suffer!
Fucking ufotable, I was buttmad with that whole arc.

>>147426148
>doesn't follow the VN
>fans bitch
>follow it
>fans bitch even harder

>>147423481
Didn't she get it from Shinji in every route?

>>147403229

I believe in supporting union work.

But that doesn't mean she gets to act like a goddamn Teamster and sit on her ass

Isn't HA just a Fate SOL?

>>147395811

Are you still paying her? If so, she obviously has changed her work description to dick maintenance and entertainment.

>>147425889
I want to watch other Fate stuff aside from Prisma Illya but I don't want to see Illya suffer.

>>147428808

HF should do the trick. She saves the day there, she is the real heroine, even if she does die at the end.

>>147426788
I refuse to believe Shinji had the guts to fuck a servant.

>>147428808
HA has the biggest amount of Illya materials outside of Prisma, but you won't understand jack without reading FSN.

>>147402559
Oh my fucking god I've been ruined by 4chan. I only see those three BLACKED girls from that other image whenever I look at this image. Fuck you all.

>>147428870
He does when he's using that fake command seal book of his.

>>147395811
Fired her.

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>https://twitter.com/AsagiKurosagi/status/777863672005701632

le ebin shero meme xD

You can't meme about things anymore without twitter cancer getting their hands on it.

>>147428808

If you watched other Fate stuff aside from Prisma you'd know Illya deserves to suffer.

>>147428808
wew lad Illya was a complete BITCH in the Fate route

>>147434353
Which is also the only route where she lives past the fifth war.